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cptn_dr
Sep 7, 2011

Seven for beauty that blossoms and dies


Public page, so no censoring.

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cptn_dr
Sep 7, 2011

Seven for beauty that blossoms and dies




What the gently caress, Facebook ads?

cptn_dr
Sep 7, 2011

Seven for beauty that blossoms and dies


Tweet Me Balls posted:

Child prodigy creates an advanced clock that nets him a cool fifteen million.

The free market prevails.

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Sep 7, 2011

Seven for beauty that blossoms and dies


change my name posted:

Lemon ice cubes sound like a really good idea.

They are.

cptn_dr
Sep 7, 2011

Seven for beauty that blossoms and dies


twistedmentat posted:

I hate to find out how many people would like this image on imgur, but i had to share it as well
http://imgur.com/b5NW0Jt
It came from someone in my CT FB group shared by a friend of theirs who's a big Trump fan unironically. When people said "hey fucker, stop it with the nazi poo poo" he claimed he wasn't a nazi or an anti-smite, just spreading the truth. When someone says "i like Trump because he talks straight and doesn't bullshit" they mean "I like Trump because he says racist poo poo that I agree with"


Honestly, I thought these were a joke

Communism, feminism, multiculturalism, open borders? Yeah, I can get behind this. An ideology of peace and equality.

cptn_dr
Sep 7, 2011

Seven for beauty that blossoms and dies


We live in a world where a not-insignificant number of conservatives are less fascist than Judge Dredd.

cptn_dr
Sep 7, 2011

Seven for beauty that blossoms and dies


Mr E posted:

I for one welcome the extinction of the white race.

I, for one, am willing to go gently into the night.

cptn_dr
Sep 7, 2011

Seven for beauty that blossoms and dies


It was just announced that Hermione is being played by a black woman in the new Harry Potter stage play. So we can look forward to more racist nerd tears in the near future.

cptn_dr
Sep 7, 2011

Seven for beauty that blossoms and dies


Taking bets on whether they freeze to death, starve to death, or give up first.

cptn_dr
Sep 7, 2011

Seven for beauty that blossoms and dies


Takoluka posted:

when the gently caress did this whole daddy dom/sub thing start getting big

When Tumblr discovered Lana Del Rey

cptn_dr
Sep 7, 2011

Seven for beauty that blossoms and dies


Lottery of Babylon posted:

What pisses me off? Why the hell isn't illegal for them to have the Black Entertainment Awards, since it's illegal for me to have a white entertainment awards.

I'm not allowed to have an all white school. Why are there all black schools all over the country?

Yeah! And what about the racist-against-whites New Zealand rugby team?!?;

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Sep 7, 2011

Seven for beauty that blossoms and dies


DicktheCat posted:

Seriously, do these guys really not realize that women also enjoy sex? Just because they don't like a guy to blow his load in two seconds, or like whatever degrading poo poo these guys may be into doesn't mean women don't love them some sex. 'Cause we do.


(From Tumblr)

cptn_dr
Sep 7, 2011

Seven for beauty that blossoms and dies


Who cares if it cures headaches, that poo poo sounds delicious.

cptn_dr
Sep 7, 2011

Seven for beauty that blossoms and dies


Lol if you think his mother lets him touch her.

cptn_dr
Sep 7, 2011

Seven for beauty that blossoms and dies


Lareine posted:

Big Pharma = every other industry ever

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Sep 7, 2011

Seven for beauty that blossoms and dies


Pigsfeet on Rye posted:

The only reasonable uniform for our soldiers is the one on the far left.

Like the army would ever do anything for the far left.

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Sep 7, 2011

Seven for beauty that blossoms and dies



Facial Hair's worked out pretty well for soldiers in other countries, maybe the US should give it a try.

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Sep 7, 2011

Seven for beauty that blossoms and dies


Bast Relief posted:

Maybe, but it's awkward for me to call my 50 year old boyfriend of 4 years a boyfriend. He's not a boy, I'm not a girl and we're more serious than friends. He's my monogamous sex-chef and designated driver. There's no easy word for that.

What about Partner? Or is that not a thing Americans use?

Edit: don't know why I assumed you were American.

cptn_dr
Sep 7, 2011

Seven for beauty that blossoms and dies


Lottery of Babylon posted:

. Empathy, social awareness and rebellion were replaced with self devotion, vanity & ego.

What's the bet that this guy hates hip-hop and exclusively listens to metal?

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Sep 7, 2011

Seven for beauty that blossoms and dies


change my name posted:

I'd watch a comedy version of the story of Job. Maybe starring Larry David?

https://corpor.at/artists/Simon_Indelicate/The_Book_Of_Job_The_Musical%3A_The_Original_Cast_Recording_-_ACT_ONE/

cptn_dr
Sep 7, 2011

Seven for beauty that blossoms and dies


Who What Now posted:

Well, he is... LITERALLY A BIRD!

*freeze frame, laugh track, roll credits*

Cockatoo_Yelling_Into_Cup.Mpg

cptn_dr
Sep 7, 2011

Seven for beauty that blossoms and dies


Fiend Computer posted:

sometimes the simplest ones leave the most questions.

No, eugenics doesn't leave anything for the simple ones.

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Sep 7, 2011

Seven for beauty that blossoms and dies



Look at this poo poo.

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Sep 7, 2011

Seven for beauty that blossoms and dies



"I will literally assault your children if you take them to this children's movie."

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Sep 7, 2011

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That is... That is far more than 23.

cptn_dr
Sep 7, 2011

Seven for beauty that blossoms and dies


Munchables posted:

Legally, cannibalism is eating flesh of a human corpse, and is not illegal in and of itself, in the US; there are laws that prevent you from engaging in "legal" cannibalism, however, such as disturbing a corpse or killing/injuring someone even with their consent. As far as I've been able to find info on it, someone would have to willing give you their flesh by removing it from their body themselves (ie, cutting of their own arm) and giving it to you to prepare, and as long as they don't die and it's all consensual, you're good :chef:

You would know that.

cptn_dr
Sep 7, 2011

Seven for beauty that blossoms and dies


Wasn't it Flavor-Aid, anyway?

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Sep 7, 2011

Seven for beauty that blossoms and dies


Tiggum posted:



So, what, you're a normal person? Here's the article.

http://www.clickhole.com/article/8-signs-youre-unholy-amalgamation-personality-trai-2895

cptn_dr
Sep 7, 2011

Seven for beauty that blossoms and dies


When it's not on social media, they're just called idiots.

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Sep 7, 2011

Seven for beauty that blossoms and dies


Tracula posted:

What is it with internet atheists and all having the same stare. It's hard to describe but all have this glare that's looking straight through my loving soul.

Joke's on you, they don't believe in souls.

cptn_dr
Sep 7, 2011

Seven for beauty that blossoms and dies


Munchables posted:

Lottery of Arby's strikes again.

Lo-Arby's

cptn_dr
Sep 7, 2011

Seven for beauty that blossoms and dies


Just piss on the ground like a animal

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Sep 7, 2011

Seven for beauty that blossoms and dies


Midnight Voyager posted:

ITT: people who need their neighborhoods enriched by refugees

I agree. Everyone would do better with a more diverse neighbourhood. A good comment.

cptn_dr
Sep 7, 2011

Seven for beauty that blossoms and dies


Ularg posted:

But Science Fiction was created to bone hot aliens...

Or clones of yourself.

cptn_dr
Sep 7, 2011

Seven for beauty that blossoms and dies


He can't be the Antichrist coz he's white like Jesus was

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Sep 7, 2011

Seven for beauty that blossoms and dies


chitoryu12 posted:

the records are unclear if a woman referred to was Ptolemy XII Auletes' wife or daughter.

Or hey, it could have been both.

cptn_dr
Sep 7, 2011

Seven for beauty that blossoms and dies


Hihohe posted:

I hate Deus Vult poo poo with a passion because now it means " im all for a Muslim Genocide."



http://imgur.com/gallery/UOY8G

gently caress you Imgur community.

Imgurscongressman via Android2 pts2h
A friend and I are slowly planning a crusade to retake Istanbul. We're aiming for the mid 2040s

cptn_dr
Sep 7, 2011

Seven for beauty that blossoms and dies



So they don't know what neoliberal means, huh?

cptn_dr
Sep 7, 2011

Seven for beauty that blossoms and dies


The Merkinman posted:

What if they pull a knife on you??

What if they know karate?

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Usually the Youtube Game takes at least three comments to go from naught to crazy.

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