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china bot posted:would this be iosm or schadenfreude? http://internet.gawker.com/tony-the-tiger-turns-his-back-on-twitters-horny-furries-1755249263 Both.
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"My infant isn't breastfeeding from one particular boob any more. Can someone crack his neck and see if that helps?"
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Jan 27, 2016 07:58
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People who are like "I got spanked as a kid and I'm well-adjusted now!" are so lacking in self-awareness that it's almost like a parody. "My parents hurt me for discipline, and I'm fine! Wait, what do you mean hurting my kids is bad? gently caress you!"
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Jan 29, 2016 17:41
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The Worst Muslim posted:In my community, people who don't hit their kids often end up with children who go "gently caress OFF DEBBIE IM 14 NOW I DON'T HAVE TO loving LISTEN TO YOU" Perhaps the people in your community aren't hitting their kids and also failing at raising them in other ways?
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Jan 30, 2016 01:53
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Ein cooler Typ posted:Hey Facebook, I need some advice. As you know, I live in an anarchist household, and so we do not call the police or believe in snitching at all (so don't recommend that we do). However, our downstairs neighbors are pretty obviously and clearly partaking in a lot of meth on the daily. Have they considered murder?
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Feb 1, 2016 01:07
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Dr_Amazing posted:Holy poo poo! When will you guys hurry up and pick someone? It's been like a year and you still haven't even gotten through the pre-election bullshit. When do actually know who's president? American presidential elections are actually held every 4 years in November. There's just a bunch of buildup as the two parties (and the tiny ones that nobody cares about because we're dominated by Democrats and Republicans and some independent or Green Party motherfucker is almost like a historical footnote) decide which candidate they're going to put up for the real election.
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Feb 1, 2016 06:14
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That DICK! posted:i posted this guy a lot in one of the last threads but stopped because i felt like there was something legit wrong with him but i can't help but memorialize the fact that he's going to task on groundhog day being real. sorry for the big images i'm blind Historically, Punxsutawney Phil has only been correct 39% of the time. So you can actually reliably predict the weather by using the opposite of what he chooses!
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Feb 3, 2016 07:33
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Birb Katter posted:We are the country where the guy running the show ate a whole raw onion, skin and all, so maybe we're not the best at this game. Maybe he could have had one of the immigrant farmers show him how to--oh wait.
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Feb 3, 2016 19:27
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trapped mouse posted:Right. It mostly happened in the 60s with the Kennedy (D) and Johnson (D, who doesn't get enough credit) administrations supporting civil rights. Johnson was even from the south, but even before he was the vice president he was in favor of civil rights. Nixon (R) realized he could win over southern states by being just racist enough, and that's the super, super oversimplified version. It's a pretty interesting subject. Prester Jane (formerly Prestor John) has a thread on authoritarians like sovereign citizens, fundamentalist Christians, and other nuts who are common in right-wing circles. One of the important things to take away from the discussion is that while the Democrats cut ties with left-wing radicals like anarchists around the 60s, the Republicans instead tried to court the right-wing radicals for votes (especially Nixon and after). This resulted in the current dynamic where the GOP has gradually become more and more controlled by the crazier side of conservatism like the Tea Party until we've finally reached the point where an openly racist fascist is the current front runner for the Republicans. The left-wing radicals weren't given the room to gain power like the right-wing ones, which is why you don't hear anything about an open Stalinist courting votes at the DNC. This is why very old school Republicans like Eisenhower or John Lindsay (former mayor of NYC through the 60s and 70s) are downright moderate compared to the current cream of the crop. Lindsay was even supportive of increasing the number of black-owned businesses in Harlem, something you'd never imagine any of the GOP presidential candidates trying to do.
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Feb 3, 2016 20:39
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TotalLossBrain posted:Those accusations of Obummer being a secret Muslim have me stumped (well, not really). So what if he is a Muslim? That's exactly what they're trying to say.
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Feb 4, 2016 00:53
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Nuebot posted:Most places can refuse service dogs like that but they don't because it makes them look like a jerk. I mentioned it in the food thread I think but a while back I was in a restaurant and they let a family bring their service pug in and walk all over the table they were sitting at. It didn't act very well trained so I kind of doubt it was a service animal. There's still debate and controversy over whether "emotional support animals" count as legitimate service animals or if you need to have a "real disability" to have one.
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Feb 4, 2016 04:42
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change my name posted:I am pretty sure Bernie Sanders has worked before. It only counts if you're a rancher.
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Feb 4, 2016 05:23
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Henchman of Santa posted:I didn't read the article but just gander at this sentence That was actually useful to read, as I found out that the fat guy with a neckbeard tipping his fedora was motherfucking Pugsley Addams in Addams Family Reunion.
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Feb 4, 2016 20:34
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Karma Monkey posted:Of course a woman has a right to insist on a condom. Then the guy has the right to say no condom. And then the woman has the right to say no sex then, goodbye dumbass. "Women don't have rights."
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Feb 7, 2016 01:32
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Henchman of Santa posted:That's still a really dumb reason to call someone a human being. Is there any reason that's not dumb after age 13?
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Feb 8, 2016 19:38
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cash crab posted:Breaking news! Europe has descended into some weird iteration of Mad Max, where the laws are made up and the police don't matter! Guess we HAVE to go to war now. I've seen a weird reversal of this on places like Tumblr, with the anti-Israel riots in France from 2014 being used as "proof" over a year later that a new Holocaust is coming and history is repeating itself.
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Feb 9, 2016 05:48
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Child support is definitely one of those grey areas where a lot of people (feminists included) think that shady poo poo goes on with it. The most prominent being that courts tend to have an inherent bias toward mothers over fathers in terms of custody and demanding child support payments.
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Feb 10, 2016 04:28
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Lottery of Babylon posted:We've heard their excuses me for, their ideology is based on nothing more than lies which is why the most unlikely people have banded together to call them out on it. I know it can be absolutely despairing to read their bullshit but it's nothing you should worry yourself over. That's better.
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Feb 10, 2016 04:35
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pastor of muppets posted:My brother-in-law has officially gone from far-left Berniebro to pro-Trump redneck in less than six months. I got curious and decided to do the math. The United States had 3.8 murders per 100,000 people (12,253 total), putting them at 121 out of 216 on the list (though this is a bit deceptive as the bottom half of the list has increasingly smaller differences, to the point where countries 191 and 204 have a difference of only 0.1 murders while the difference between 1 and 2 is 30.6 murders). Murder rates for cities: Detroit: 43.5 (298) Chicago: 15.1 (460) Washington, DC: 15.9 (105) New Orleans: 39.6 (150) That's a total of 1,013 murders in 2014 between all four cities. Eliminating those cities entirely from the list would bring the US murder total to roughly 11,240 (I had to use 2013 numbers for the national murder rate compared to 2014 for the individual cities). US population in 2013 was 316.5 million, divide by 100,000 to get 3,165. That's a rate of 3.5 murders per 100,000, which would bring us to....#128 on the list. What's impressive is that even the "third in murders" part that makes the US look awful is made up entirely for the picture. Literally every part of that is fictional.
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Feb 10, 2016 18:54
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Krispy Kareem posted:Those numbers are a little misleading also because even in a hell-hole like Chicago, most of the city is relatively safe. So saying there are 15 murders per 100k people - while technically correct, is still not a great indicator of the crime rate. It's probably 1 or 2 murders per 100k for the 50% of people who live in nice areas and 30 per 100k in poor neighborhoods. In general, even the national number is misleading. The United States is a really loving huge country with wildly disparate regions, to the point where sometimes it's hard to even think of it as a single nation except by the unusual number of American flags everywhere. If I remember correctly, the majority of murders in the United States are committed in a relatively small handful of urban areas; as that math showed, those 4 cities alone held nearly 10% of all murders.
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Feb 10, 2016 19:52
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Stoatbringer posted:He has a lot of medals for someone so against killing. Killing only counts when it's to unborn babies. As soon as you actually come out of the vagina, you're free game. Why do you think Republicans are so against social safety nets and women's rights?
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Feb 10, 2016 20:37
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Parasol Prophet posted:"black outfits + aggressive dance moves + confronting racism = BLACK PANTHERS AAAH!!" This is the answer.
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Feb 10, 2016 23:53
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If God has an ultimate plan for everything and every death is intentional and accounted for in the cosmic checkbook, wouldn't an abortion just be what God wanted for the woman so she could have a better life?
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Feb 11, 2016 00:23
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For extra points, the guy who shared this is a college professor.
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Feb 13, 2016 03:27
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budgieinspector posted:If you send it to his dean, and he gets fired, I'll buy you plat. Already got platinum. But now you've got me thinking...
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Feb 13, 2016 04:05
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So I went searching on his public Facebook and what else my brother texted me from him, and I gathered a few more screenshots to send to the assistant dean of the English department. Hopefully we'll receive some kind of response. Here's the other two screenshots I got for him. The second one was a public post.  
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Feb 13, 2016 04:34
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DavidAlltheTime posted:Wow, yeah, that's 'action required' material. Send it to the press if they do nothing. Send it to the press anyway. I included a subtle threat of sorts at the end of "I hope you'll ensure no further escalation or publication is needed." If nothing satisfactory gets done, I can easily gather more screenshots and fling poo poo everywhere.
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Feb 13, 2016 16:52
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Aesop Poprock posted:I seriously didn't know people still posted on MySpace, I assumed it was mostly band stuff now It's entirely band stuff. You can still try to have a normal profile and they saved all your old stuff as "legacy content" or whatever, but the layout of the new site is completely awful and incomprehensible for any kind of social media platform. The old site may look hilariously outdated now, but I'd rather have that than the bizarre layout they changed to. That's probably at least a little bit of the reason why everyone abandoned it for Facebook.
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Feb 15, 2016 22:29
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Kajeesus posted:Generally, red pillers and similar internet misogynists are either bitter divorcees or manchildren who hate their mother and haven't had a meaningful relationship with any other women. This. They're people who haven't been able to figure out how to interact with women, and instead of admitting their own flaws and improving they decide to create convoluted faux-psychology that painstakingly explains how women are just biologically programmed to be awful people and therefore their inability to get laid is undeserved fraud.
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Feb 16, 2016 18:54
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EL BROMANCE posted:I saw a surprising amount of promo for it. I'm starting to get the feeling they were targeting me, and me alone. The original is such a drat good movie, they could probably get away with rereleasing it into the theater again and pretending it's a new movie and hope nobody tells the younger generation. I think I only saw the trailer for Point Break in theaters once and a small handful of online ads that slipped past my ad blocker. The majority of the push I saw came from the Payday 2 tie-in.
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Feb 16, 2016 20:55
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Lottery of Babylon posted:My name is Alexander Cain. I am a theology professor working at one of the largest universities in Arkansas. I earned a doctor's degree in archeology and ancient history and have dedicated more than 17 years of my life to the study of the most cryptic texts of the Bible. Alone in the Dark remake looking good.
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Feb 19, 2016 07:17
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"There's plenty of evidence that GMO is not sustainable. Exhibit A: rape."
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Feb 24, 2016 03:36
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Idiots on Social Media: Ringworm Antelope
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Feb 24, 2016 07:17
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DicktheCat posted:I actually kind of disagree bout the neckbeard thing. It's kind of transcended the original meaning of "ugly rear end in a top hat" and has a little nebula of meanings, including but not limited to: The people complaining about "neckbeard" having sexist connotations are usually the same kind of people who are totally unable to understand the context of something said or done and try to just classify certain words and actions as "bad" in 100% of situations.
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Feb 25, 2016 01:28
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The third panel reminds me more of Otherkin, who are rightly mocked more than even furries.
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Feb 25, 2016 17:16
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Eeyo posted:I'm confused by this, did the woman in the photo make the sign? Did the person posting the photo make it? Is Anime really cartoons? It looks like the page Photoshopped the sign to read something awful, then the admin(s) and page fans started claiming that it was all just a social experiment to see whether or not it would make people angry and we all just fell into their trap. Just according to keikaku.
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Feb 25, 2016 21:47
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Reading this article on a girl with lupus who wants to die. The top comment:quote:Smiley 6 hours ago
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Feb 26, 2016 01:41
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Kajeesus posted:Oh, I remember now. It was McMichael, actually. Yeah, this is the infamous picture of him that was floating around online before everything went "Holy poo poo":  Like he was just a big joke. Nobody expected him to suddenly get arrested for child porn.
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Feb 26, 2016 21:49
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Oh God, reading Thad's criminal complaint is so awkward. They need to directly transcribe every single incriminating comment he wrote into this formal, dry document.
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ToxicSlurpee posted:One thing I always have to wonder when a story crops up like that is, well, do these guys have undiagnosed, untreated mental illnesses? What the guy did was terrible sure but I can't help but feel like it all could have been avoided if the guy got the help he needed. Instead of hanging around other weirdos that encouraged him to get worse how different would it have been if he was around people that said "hey dude you need to be in therapy and we'll help you get better, OK?" If you want to argue that pedophilia is a mental illness, then technically every pedophile is mentally ill. Though that gets into some rather uncomfortable implications about exactly what gets classified as a mental illness (is a foot fetish a mental illness, or does it only count if it hurts kids?). The sad part is that there's actually plenty of pedophiles who are ashamed of it and resisting the urge because they know it's harmful, but it's virtually impossible for them to get help because even admitting the attraction results in them immediately becoming a pariah and anyone who tries to help them in ways other than immediate imprisonment and watch lists gets accused of being a kiddy diddler themselves.
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