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insult the Islamic state with a Daesh of salt

# ? Nov 18, 2015 02:58

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the islamic state is the continuous line written on the map to denote the boundaries between states. it's symbolic of how islam is in all of us.

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# ? Nov 18, 2015 03:42

Bread Set Jettison

ISIS is so fat that anytime they walk they do the Harem shake

# ? Nov 18, 2015 03:59

devil

yeah uh.. i wouldnt insult those people... i've heard theyre pretty powerful

# ? Nov 18, 2015 04:00

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i heard theyre farts smell p stinky

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# ? Nov 18, 2015 04:06

bacalou

ironically, lots of isis recipes use mrs. daesh

# ? Nov 18, 2015 04:16

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bacalou posted:

ironically, lots of isis recipes use mrs. daesh

lol

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# ? Nov 18, 2015 04:17

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waht are these isis recipes. im just curiosu

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# ? Nov 18, 2015 04:17

bacalou

# ? Nov 18, 2015 04:26

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bacalou posted:

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# ? Nov 18, 2015 04:59

Afro Doug

i tried to join the islamic state so a could shoot guns and do cool murders and stuff, but i accidentally joined the icelandic state and it's really boring.

# ? Nov 18, 2015 05:33

Areola Grande: it's a free country u pervs

haha

stop killing ppl already

# ? Nov 18, 2015 05:39

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opioid agonist posted:

haha

stop killing ppl already

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# ? Nov 18, 2015 05:41

mailorder bees: FLUFFERNUTTER

violence is v rude and not nice

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# ? Nov 18, 2015 05:41

Areola Grande: it's a free country u pervs

mailorder bees! posted:

violence is v rude and not nice

let us embrace in solidarity

sad times

# ? Nov 18, 2015 05:43

cat_herder: BE GAY
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for an "Islamic" state, they're pretty piss-poor Muslims

gb2 praying peacefully, building beautiful mosques, and advancing math and science

# ? Nov 18, 2015 07:01

barfdog

i heard they have their own superhero called "the Daesh" but hes too concerned with immodest dress to actually fight crime

https://i.imgur.com/FLpAnfS.mp4

# ? Nov 18, 2015 08:18

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their halloween is lame

everyone dressed as a ghost again

# ? Nov 18, 2015 10:55

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there are 2 dashes in "daesh" in Morse code

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# ? Nov 18, 2015 11:49

Tarranon: Diggity Dog

the problem with these guys is they can't get anything straight!

ISIS? ISIL? ISAY you pick a god dang name before you start pointlessly murdering innocents.

# ? Nov 18, 2015 12:06

MrWillsauce

They wanna make women dress like ninjas against their will, but I think being a ninja is a choice that women should be able to make for themselves. Not cool, ISIS. You too, Al Queda. I know this thread is for ISIS but I don't like Al Queda either and I don't care who knows it.

# ? Nov 19, 2015 05:25

Matoi Ryuko

I love mohammed. Praise be to allah. I will join Islam please just don't hurt me.

# ? Nov 19, 2015 07:26

Tebulot: im hip now bois

Why's everyone so angry these days. Out there, I mean. Not in here.

# ? Nov 19, 2015 07:41

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Matoi Ryuko posted:

I love mohammed. Praise be to allah. I will join Islam please just don't hurt me.

Welcome, brother. Though you picked the wrong religion if you're trying to avoid people killing you. Im sorry about this.

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# ? Nov 19, 2015 07:50

Matoi Ryuko

drilldo squirt posted:

Welcome, brother. Though you picked the wrong religion if you're trying to avoid people killing you. Im sorry about this.

But I am Wahabist...

# ? Nov 19, 2015 08:09

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I'm sorry America is so full of gross racists, drilldo and matoi. I think you guys are fantastic.

# ? Nov 19, 2015 09:07

Bread Set Jettison

Calaphate more like calafart

# ? Nov 19, 2015 14:54

mags: I am a congenital optimist.

oh poo poo haha caliphart

paul_soccer12 posted:

everyone in the idf must die

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# ? Nov 19, 2015 15:00

drilldo squirt: a beautiful, soft meat sack

meteloides posted:

I'm sorry America is so full of gross racists, drilldo and matoi. I think you guys are fantastic.

Thank you, I am fantastic.

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# ? Nov 19, 2015 23:25

Tebulot: im hip now bois

Bread Set Jettison posted:

Calaphate more like calafart

Haha

# ? Nov 20, 2015 04:07

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I was thinking. It's not effective to kill these guys since they want to be martyrs anyway right? So instead let's make them live forever. then they can never get to heaven.

that would really cheese them off I bet

# ? Nov 20, 2015 08:31

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Zorodius posted:

I was thinking. It's not effective to kill these guys since they want to be martyrs anyway right? So instead let's make them live forever. then they can never get to heaven.

that would really cheese them off I bet

I'm not sober right now or I'd be able to remember what that creature is that can technically live forever. I think it's a jellyfish, but I'm not sure. Something to do with telomeres and just not loving aging. joke_explainer, do you know what I'm talking about?

Anyway we need to weaponize this.

# ? Nov 20, 2015 09:34

Tarranon: Diggity Dog

there's a few plants and animals out there that will essentially never die of 'old age'

and telemores are the foundation of theories on aging in humans

but i think the jellyfish you're thinking of are different. they reverse their aging process when they get injured...it's messed up

# ? Nov 20, 2015 09:43

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Tarranon posted:

there's a few plants and animals out there that will essentially never die of 'old age'

and telemores are the foundation of theories on aging in humans

but i think the jellyfish you're thinking of are different. they reverse their aging process when they get injured...it's messed up

huh, I thought telomeres were found in all DNA.

idk maybe part of it is that we have to find a way to make Daesh soldiers heal really quickly, that their blood clots fast but not fast enough for thrombosis or disseminated intravascular clotting (which is as horrible as it sounds like), but I'm not sure what the cure for suicide bombing is, unfortunately.

# ? Nov 20, 2015 09:48

Matoi Ryuko

Tarranon posted:

there's a few plants and animals out there that will essentially never die of 'old age'

and telemores are the foundation of theories on aging in humans

but i think the jellyfish you're thinking of are different. they reverse their aging process when they get injured...it's messed up

What about those tree systems.

# ? Nov 20, 2015 09:53

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theyre fat neckbeards

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# ? Nov 20, 2015 13:30

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