TNF GDT Vikings @ Cardinals

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Qwijib0: Apr 10, 2007; Who needs on-field skills when you can dance like this?; Fun Shoe

On the surface

This should be easy.

Dubious posted:

N: Vikings rule defensive starters Anthony Barr, Linval Joseph, Harrison Smith, Andrew Sendejo out for Thursday's game.

V: We're hosed.

WHOOPS posted:

Also the top backup safety, Atone Exum, was put on the IR yesterday so at least one safety will be someone signed off the street. This could get ugly fast.

So why do I feel like this?

JPrime posted:

I have this vision of AP running through the line, dragging Mathieu and Peterson on each ankle and still taking it to the house.

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defaultluser: Jan 13, 2007; The person can drink sake for the following five reasons. First of all, for the national holiday. Moreover, it fills with the nectar. Finally, for reasons. Next, to heal the dryness of the place. After that, to refuse the future; Fun Shoe

Sounds like a good game to me!

# ? Dec 11, 2015 00:50

JPrime: Jul 4, 2007; tales of derring-do, bad ~~and good~~ luck tales!; College Slice

# ? Dec 11, 2015 01:08

Mel Mudkiper: Jan 19, 2012; At this point, Mudman abruptly ends the conversation. He usually insists on the last word.

This is the weirdest goddamn matchup

# ? Dec 11, 2015 01:11

Dubious: Mar 7, 2006; The Heroes the Vikings Deserve; Lipstick Apathy

I have a pint of Vodka handy

# ? Dec 11, 2015 01:23

Josh Lyman: May 24, 2009

It needs to be 8:25pm already

# ? Dec 11, 2015 01:23

WHOOPS: Nov 6, 2009

@GoesslingESPN
Robert Blanton, who was questionable with a knee injury, is active for the #Vikings. Terence Newman will start at safety, Trae Waynes at CB.

@GoesslingESPN
Anthony Harris will start at the other safety.

Expect a lot of passes to the right side of the field as Palmer tests Wayne early. Wayne has looked better in a backup role then he did in preseason but this will be by far his most playing time and probably the best passing attack Minnesota sees all year. Woof.

# ? Dec 11, 2015 01:24

Big Ol Marsh Pussy: Jan 7, 2007

Is Terence Newman still good because he was for the first part of 2014 but ended up getting benched towards the end of the year

# ? Dec 11, 2015 01:26

Dubious: Mar 7, 2006; The Heroes the Vikings Deserve; Lipstick Apathy

Big Ol Marsh Pussy posted:

Is Terence Newman still good because he was for the first part of 2014 but ended up getting benched towards the end of the year

He has been pretty alright for us

# ? Dec 11, 2015 01:29

Top Hats Monthly: Jun 22, 2011; People are people so why should it be, that you and I should get along so awfully blink blink recall STOP IT YOU POSH LITTLE SHIT

i am willing to fight mel mudkiper in the ring this sunday, i will sell tickets

# ? Dec 11, 2015 01:33

Cavauro: Jan 9, 2008

my advice? don't hurt Mel Mudkiper

# ? Dec 11, 2015 01:37

Top Hats Monthly: Jun 22, 2011; People are people so why should it be, that you and I should get along so awfully blink blink recall STOP IT YOU POSH LITTLE SHIT

Cavauro posted:

my advice? don't hurt Mel Mudkiper

he will hurt me with a soliloquy

# ? Dec 11, 2015 01:38

whypick1: Dec 18, 2009; Just another jackass on the Internet

Go Vikes for the very slim chance of the Seahawks stealing the division title from the Cards...

...I know there's no chance in hell, but a man can hope.

# ? Dec 11, 2015 02:08

trash person: Apr 5, 2006; Baby Executive is pleased with your performance!

LETS FOOTBALL CARDINALS

# ? Dec 11, 2015 02:12

Ghost of Reagan Past: Oct 7, 2003; rock and roll fun

JPrime posted:

This is me.

# ? Dec 11, 2015 02:12

DR AIDS: Nov 4, 2008; No shits will be given

whypick1 posted:

Go Vikes for the very slim chance of the Seahawks stealing the division title from the Cards...

...I know there's no chance in hell, but a man can hope.

Alternatively: go Cardinals so Seahawks can play an awful NFC East team.

# ? Dec 11, 2015 02:13

OptimusMatrix: Nov 13, 2003; ASK ME ABOUT MUTILATING MY PET TO SUIT MY OWN AESTHETIC PREFERENCES

The only way the cards lose this is if they beat themselves with penalties and turn overs.

# ? Dec 11, 2015 02:13

7 RING SHRIMP: Oct 3, 2012

I had a dream about he Vikings stadium last night

They will win according to my premonition

# ? Dec 11, 2015 02:13

Dubious: Mar 7, 2006; The Heroes the Vikings Deserve; Lipstick Apathy

4 RING SHRIMP posted:

I had a dream about he Vikings stadium last night

They will win according to my premonition

you're alright

but they wont

# ? Dec 11, 2015 02:15

Recursive: Jul 15, 2006; ... but then again, who does?

Am I the only one getting a Spanish feed?

# ? Dec 11, 2015 02:15

Nodoze: Aug 17, 2006; If it's only for a night I can live without you

This is only on NFLN tonight right?

# ? Dec 11, 2015 02:18

Jen X: Sep 29, 2014; To bring light to the darkness, whether that darkness be ignorance, injustice, apathy, or stagnation.

I hope peterson tears his groin in a pattern reminiscent of his son's injuries

# ? Dec 11, 2015 02:20

Hunterhr: Jan 4, 2007; And The Beast, Satan said unto the LORD, "You Fucking Suck" and juked him out of his goddamn shoes

Nodoze posted:

This is only on NFLN tonight right?

Yup

# ? Dec 11, 2015 02:21

Vertical Lime: Dec 11, 2004

hello friends

oh hey a meaningful nfl network-only game

# ? Dec 11, 2015 02:22

whypick1: Dec 18, 2009; Just another jackass on the Internet

Vertical Lime posted:

hello friends

oh hey a meaningful nfl network-only game

Blind squirrel, broken clock, etc.

# ? Dec 11, 2015 02:25

WHOOPS: Nov 6, 2009

This is funny.

# ? Dec 11, 2015 02:25

Buddyleet: Jun 5, 2004; The Walking Man

gently caress this political crap

# ? Dec 11, 2015 02:25

Recursive: Jul 15, 2006; ... but then again, who does?

Oh, my dad thinks this is the funniest thing that has ever occurred.

# ? Dec 11, 2015 02:25

Qwijib0: Apr 10, 2007; Who needs on-field skills when you can dance like this?; Fun Shoe

Vertical Lime posted:

hello friends

oh hey a meaningful nfl network-only game

Exactly what they want, you see now everyone will sign up for a cable package that includes NFLN because that's how these things work. Traditional linear cable is saved!

# ? Dec 11, 2015 02:25