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Bonzo
Mar 11, 2004

Just like Mama used to make it!
BeOS

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Bonzo
Mar 11, 2004

Just like Mama used to make it!

PromethiumX posted:

Interstate 76 has the best soundtrack of any game I've ever played.

Someone make a kickstarter and remake that game with new graphics.

Bask in its glory
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ayO7P3-uCRk

I played that with my Microsoft Force Feedback Sidewinder joystick.

PromethiumX posted:

those things died the instant CDR's came out and rightfully so. god drat what a poo poo piece of media. remember the click of death?

I bought mine in 1996 or 97 and it still works. There is some demand for them in the music community because some MIDI devices that were made in the 90s use them to backup and load data into memory.

Art departments used them all the time because they were reusable and dependable. Burning a CD usually included a prayer and standing on one leg to make sure that he burning process completed without error.

Bonzo
Mar 11, 2004

Just like Mama used to make it!

The_Franz posted:

Zip drives came out when CD-Rs had been already been around for years and they didn't die until flash media was cheap. Nobody carried documents and other files that were frequently edited to school or work on a CD-R because CD-Rs were slow and a pain in the rear end to use like that.


The way to get a set of MAME ROMS in the dialup days used to be to send some guy a pile of CDs or DVDs through the mail and they would burn the whole set for you.

Also people used Jazz drives because you could get a whole gigabyte on them

Bonzo
Mar 11, 2004

Just like Mama used to make it!
http://www.ilovebacon.com/ is still active.

Along with Zip drives, there was SuperDisk which could read 120MB discs or regular 3.5" floppies.

Bonzo
Mar 11, 2004

Just like Mama used to make it!

Bagarthach posted:



WinVN on 3.1, Agent on 95.
drat nzbs killed usenet.


I still use Forte Agent. The NZB indexers don't grab everything and they always get shut down. Plus if you are looking for older stuff or concert bootlegs it's priceless.

Bonzo
Mar 11, 2004

Just like Mama used to make it!
When PC companies started messing with case form factors.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/IPAQ_(desktop_computer)

Also Packard Bell machines were garbage.

Bonzo
Mar 11, 2004

Just like Mama used to make it!

Mad Monk posted:

Real men use a Bigfoot Harddrive.




I bought a 5GB one at CompUSA on black Friday 1997 for store all my MP3s

Bonzo
Mar 11, 2004

Just like Mama used to make it!
There was a 2nd, less well known video on the Windows 95 CD.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iqL1BLzn3qc

Also this site still exists http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/flash/weeee

Bonzo
Mar 11, 2004

Just like Mama used to make it!
It's amazing how lovely web design was back then

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vQrGBv2EAKI

Bonzo
Mar 11, 2004

Just like Mama used to make it!
wow

http://www.hamsterdance.org/hamsterdance/

And another song to stick in your head.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j5C6X9vOEkU

Bonzo
Mar 11, 2004

Just like Mama used to make it!
ICQ and WS_FTP had the same "uh oh!" sound. A guy I used to work with got in trouble because the boss thought he was chatting during work time. Turns out the guy was just uploading changes to the website.

Bonzo
Mar 11, 2004

Just like Mama used to make it!
I installed Windows 95 with floppies. That...that took a while

Bonzo
Mar 11, 2004

Just like Mama used to make it!
You Don't Know Jack

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZkL31g9XrRU

Bonzo
Mar 11, 2004

Just like Mama used to make it!

thathonkey posted:

I had saved up a bunch of money and begged my dad to help me order a nice video card for our PC (can't remember which one sadly, probably like an early Nvidia or ATI Radeon). I even made sure that the motherboard had the right slot to accept the card. I finally convinced him to buy it for me, it arrives, and it turns out it was too long to fit. There was some piece of plastic attached to the opposite side of the video card slot on the motherboard (part of one of the RAM bays or something IIRC) so it wouldn't seat all the way in. :mad:

But I said gently caress that and after a bit of sloppy research determined I could probably cut a slot through the plastic wide enough for the videocard could fit through without damaging the RAM or whatever component it was next to. So I used a dremel to painstakingly do that and it worked :golfclap: minutes later i was owning little bitches in q3

building computers was pretty fun whe i was a kid

I bought a VooDoo card in 1999 that was like this. I had to remove some of the HDD cages to fit it all in there. The card also had its own power supply that plugged into the surge protector.

Bonzo
Mar 11, 2004

Just like Mama used to make it!

The_Franz posted:

Pretty impressive considering that card wasn't unveiled until 2000 and was never actually released.

ok so that may not be the exact model in the picture but I did have one. It also functioned as a TV capture card but performance was poo poo and I ended up returning it.

Bonzo
Mar 11, 2004

Just like Mama used to make it!
i can remember telling people to type ALT F4 to enter a secret chat room. But as soon as you did this you'd hear "Goodbye" and the AOL Window would close.

Now the person would have to spend the next 45 minutes trying to dial back in

Bonzo
Mar 11, 2004

Just like Mama used to make it!
I don't remember the names but there were a few brute force apps out there that I used to get into porn sites.

Also Carol Cox and Wifey's World are still producing content it seems.

Bonzo
Mar 11, 2004

Just like Mama used to make it!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ocmJE2O4uIU&feature=youtu.be

Bonzo
Mar 11, 2004

Just like Mama used to make it!

Facing Worlds CTF is my jam.

Steam has Unreal Tournament Game of the year version on sale for $3.

Bonzo
Mar 11, 2004

Just like Mama used to make it!
:canada:

Bits and Bytes was a Canadian television series, produced by TVOntario in 1983. It starred Luba Goy as the instructor, and Billy Van as the student.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7VaBYw3swyg

Bonzo
Mar 11, 2004

Just like Mama used to make it!
making web pages with Hot Dog HTML editor, HoT MetaL, Microsoft FrontPage and DreamWeaver.

Bonzo
Mar 11, 2004

Just like Mama used to make it!
Remember PointCast? https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/PointCast_(dotcom)

Bonzo
Mar 11, 2004

Just like Mama used to make it!

DarkMalfunction posted:

A few years back I had to redo an XP installation, and it was so much more work than a W7 install.

The driver library was a lot smaller/less compatible back then, most everything wouldn't work all that well on the default Microsoft drivers in my experience.

We called it plug and pray

Bonzo
Mar 11, 2004

Just like Mama used to make it!
It's been ages since I looked at material for A+ certification. Do they still require you to know IRQ ports and hexadecimals?

Bonzo
Mar 11, 2004

Just like Mama used to make it!

blugu64 posted:

lol if you didn't have SCSI back in the day

My SCSI card had dip switches.

Bonzo
Mar 11, 2004

Just like Mama used to make it!
Making cross over cables. Before companies started making routers for the consumer market, it was the only way I could share my cable modem connection on two machines.

Bonzo
Mar 11, 2004

Just like Mama used to make it!
Using a KVM switch to administrate the LAN because Terminal Server wasn't a thing yet and it was the only way to connect to and work with 8 towers without 8 keyboards and mice on your desk.

Bonzo
Mar 11, 2004

Just like Mama used to make it!

Howard Beale posted:

Back before the FCC forced AT&T to split up the Bell companies, you not only had to buy your phones from Bell but also pay monthly for each phone in your house. I remember my parents installing an illicit second extension upstairs and my mom playing dumb when The Phone Company called. "You hear a second ring on our line? Oh, sure! When somebody calls, our phone goes ring-ring, ring-ring."

Anyway that's the story of my family committing fraud, thanks for reading

I remember those days. We did same things with cable TV in the 80s and 90s. I'm pretty sure one of the reasons Radio Shack went under is because no one needs 25ft of phone cable or cable TV splitter boxes.

Bonzo
Mar 11, 2004

Just like Mama used to make it!
Buying a copy of RedHat (and the install manual) at CompUSA in 1997

Bonzo
Mar 11, 2004

Just like Mama used to make it!
buying a copy of Internet Yellow Pages because search engines had lovely indexes.

Also manually submitting your site to search engines so it could be indexed. SEO in the 90s was pretty much a nightmare.

Bonzo
Mar 11, 2004

Just like Mama used to make it!
Yahoo chat rooms in the early 2000s were pretty awesome for free cam shows.

LiveJournal had some good "Gone Wild" type communities too.

Bonzo
Mar 11, 2004

Just like Mama used to make it!

Melmac posted:

Honestly I don't think I've ever had a hard drive die in my 20+ years of computing.

Same here. I remember one drive starting to fail so I moved all the content over to a spare. Another reason that those huge towers came in handy.

I still have Zip disks that load up and never failed.

Bonzo
Mar 11, 2004

Just like Mama used to make it!

Jose Oquendo posted:

Is it still used in the legal profession? I think that was the last 'holdout'

The main reason is that MS Word has a mind of its own when it comes to document formatting especially when you import from other sources. If you try to import a WordPerfect template into Word, all of your formatting goes to poo poo.

Since the legal world relies on paperwork, it's just easier to fill out the template that was created in 1985 instead of doing it all over again. I've seen law offices with an old DOS machine in the corner running WordPerfect 5.1 and it gets used maybe once a month but it works so why replace it?

Most private practices also have paralegals and admin personnel that have been doing the same job for 25 years and they are not going to re-learn everything.

Speaking of office staff using old poo poo; I know a guy who is in his late 50s and makes good money on the side writing Excel macros for small accounting firms. He's currently pissed off because there are rumors that Microsoft is going to stop licensing VBScript and remove it completely from the Office Suite.

Bonzo
Mar 11, 2004

Just like Mama used to make it!

stubblyhead posted:

Licensing it from whom? Isn't it their own creation?

Like most of their stuff, they bought it off someone in the early 90s and slowly folded it into Windows. I know they stopped updating VBA in 2010 and they only work since then it making to compatible with 64 bit CPUs.

Either way they don't seem to have much interest in it anymore and most of the enterprise Admins I meet lock down their environments to keep people from running macros. Especially since some phishing scams work by users opening malicious attachments in Outlook.

thathonkey posted:

somebody posted it last page but I had forgotten all about Paint Shop Pro. haha what a piece of absolute garbage that software was. especially given that photoshop was around at the time.

but iirc it was a fraction of the cost. that only mattered if you were too stupid to :filez:

In 1996 I ordered a computer from TigerDirect. Since it was :canada: it came with WordPerfect Suite and Corel Draw. In addition to the install CDs you had 4 CDs full of clip art of 2 or 3 books with an index of the clipart pictures and told you witch CD it was on and the file name.

Bonzo has a new favorite as of 20:06 on Feb 5, 2016

Bonzo
Mar 11, 2004

Just like Mama used to make it!

Keith Atherton posted:

the infamous Hot Dog Stand.

I made a bet with a guy at work that he couldn't use that theme on his Windows 7 machine for a week. He did it but by day 4 he was having some issues looking at his monitors. He said reading email was the worst.

Bonzo
Mar 11, 2004

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A friend of mine has one of these and there is some interesting history to it.

http://www.pcmuseum.ca/details.asp?id=38398

quote:

...due to some manufacturing flaws, most of these machines die and Patriot got stuck repairing and replacing so many of them that it drove them out of business. Worse, they took money and orders right up to the end and ended up not shipping thousands of units and failing to pay Mattel royalties.

Mattel, who didn't directly have anything to do with all this, offered customers that were burned a $100 voucher for their store.

http://pcmuseum.ca/Brochures/MattelComputers.pdf

Bonzo
Mar 11, 2004

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Data Graham posted:

Ahh, Frontpage.

I worked at a hometown ISP in the mid-90s that did personal webhosting for customers, and Frontpage was the way Microsoft wanted everyone to make their websites (or "webs" as they stubbornly insisted they be called). You would use the WYSIWYG editor (which generated godawful HTML from an era when nobody had heard of the word "semantic" and CSS was a pipe dream) and then publish to a server that supported "Frontpage Extensions". These were the publishing endpoints that were naturally integrated into MS IIS servers (or whatever their equivalent was at the time), but if you were one of those infidels using SunOS or BSD/OS or (hissss) Linux, you had to install a hacky and security-obliterating port of them into your Apache. No respectable ISP would do so, and yet all our customers would call us up every day asking why we weren't getting with the program and using FUTURISTIC MICROSOFT TECHNOLOGY. This dragged on for years


Rupert Buttermilk posted:

I remember having to troubleshoot for Frontpage when working at Hostopia. That was a HUGE downside to my job there.

'sup web hosting/ISP Bros

I got at least 3 calls a day to reset FrontPage extensions. People either could not publish or complain that their hit counter got stuck.

For a few years I did some web pages for a few local businesses that were run by friends of friends. At the time I was using DreamWeaver and made some basic, but decent looking sites. I quit doing it because I woulds always get a frantic call telling their website was all messed up and each time it was because they decided to make changes themselves in FrontPage which of course hosed up all the HTML and new images were coded as img src="c:\MY DESKTOP\PICTURES\ITEMS\IMG9234-135235234.jpg"

Bonzo
Mar 11, 2004

Just like Mama used to make it!
My first real IT job was working for a small computer shop in '96 doing some sales and bench work. A women comes in panicked that her computer won't boot. "It says it can't find my hymen!"

Turns out HIMEM.sys wasn't loading.

3 years later I found myself working as Jr. Admin for a local, 500 user ISP. I was also the tech support guy and got a call from a guy who was having trouble loading our CD. We gave out CDs that ran a script that configured Dial up Networking and updated IE with some bookmarks and updated the homepage.

Everything I try won't get this drat CS to load. I finally have him eject it and have me read me the print on the CD in case he got the wrong one. "There's nothing on there. It's just all blue." He was looking at the business side of the CD-R we gave out.

Yes. I have actually gotten the "CD shiny side up" tech support call.

Bonzo
Mar 11, 2004

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Data Graham posted:

Nah no such luck, Oracle will release a new patch every six minutes

to ensure you have the very latest Yahoo toolbar

Oracle is killing the Java plug ins

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Bonzo
Mar 11, 2004

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Tucker Max has a wife and kid now and is running some kind of ghost writing business.

http://bookinabox.com/about-us/

quote:

At the time, there wasn’t a way. If you wanted to publish a book, you had to write it and publish it yourself, or navigate the complicated publishing industry. Otherwise, your book just stayed in your head.

We solved that problem for her, and the result is this company, Book In A Box.

Say what you will about his frat boy stunts and made up stories but the message board on his site was really good for discussions on pretty much anything without having to argue with any Spurglords.

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