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Parkingtigers
Feb 23, 2008
TARGET CONSUMER
LOVES EVERY FUCKING GAME EVER MADE. EVER.
To be fair, he's not doing too badly for someone who is eighty bastard years old.

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Parkingtigers
Feb 23, 2008
TARGET CONSUMER
LOVES EVERY FUCKING GAME EVER MADE. EVER.
Mac is doing rape jokes now. Cool. Cool.

Parkingtigers
Feb 23, 2008
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LOVES EVERY FUCKING GAME EVER MADE. EVER.

Marvellous.

Parkingtigers
Feb 23, 2008
TARGET CONSUMER
LOVES EVERY FUCKING GAME EVER MADE. EVER.
Even though the content of Mac's cartoons is always trash, I kinda love his art. The last gasps of a uniquely British visual style that will die with him, reminds me of the old Giles cartoons. I just wish he had a non-garbage writer to work with him.

Parkingtigers
Feb 23, 2008
TARGET CONSUMER
LOVES EVERY FUCKING GAME EVER MADE. EVER.
Someone found this on the train today, think it fits here.

https://twitter.com/ceeckhoutkiki/status/856584053943914498

Parkingtigers
Feb 23, 2008
TARGET CONSUMER
LOVES EVERY FUCKING GAME EVER MADE. EVER.
That Mac cartoon is funny now that a Labour vehicle did actually drive over a BBC cameraman's foot.

Parkingtigers
Feb 23, 2008
TARGET CONSUMER
LOVES EVERY FUCKING GAME EVER MADE. EVER.
This is only sorta relevant, but it made me howl like a loving drain so I'm sharing it here.

https://twitter.com/citizen_sane/status/862776555604463616

(You'll need to click through onto the images, but so worth it.)

Edit:

https://twitter.com/citizen_sane/status/862783707618435072

Parkingtigers fucked around with this message at 10:39 on May 12, 2017

Parkingtigers
Feb 23, 2008
TARGET CONSUMER
LOVES EVERY FUCKING GAME EVER MADE. EVER.

Mr Phillby posted:

I know I shouldn't be surprised at this point but that last Bob Cartoon is an amazing example of twisting anything at all into an incoherent anti-corbin statement. You can't scrap trident you fool, those nukes protect the NHS from cyber crimes!

Plus, the Trident subs still run Windows XP.

Parkingtigers
Feb 23, 2008
TARGET CONSUMER
LOVES EVERY FUCKING GAME EVER MADE. EVER.
Seeing those political cartoonist awards photos, it suddenly struck me? Are there any (paid and published) femaled political cartoonists? Like, anywhere at all? It seems like the last bastion of the boys club in legacy media.

Parkingtigers
Feb 23, 2008
TARGET CONSUMER
LOVES EVERY FUCKING GAME EVER MADE. EVER.

Lord of the Llamas posted:

Is it just me or does Mac have a thing about older married men being predated upon by large sex hungry spouses?

The only good Mac cartoons.

Parkingtigers
Feb 23, 2008
TARGET CONSUMER
LOVES EVERY FUCKING GAME EVER MADE. EVER.
A good Mac?

Parkingtigers
Feb 23, 2008
TARGET CONSUMER
LOVES EVERY FUCKING GAME EVER MADE. EVER.

This is hilarious if you imagine the cat hosed up that police station.

Parkingtigers
Feb 23, 2008
TARGET CONSUMER
LOVES EVERY FUCKING GAME EVER MADE. EVER.

God help me, I chuckled.

Parkingtigers
Feb 23, 2008
TARGET CONSUMER
LOVES EVERY FUCKING GAME EVER MADE. EVER.
Hey CP, I vaguely remember a while back you said something about not including Matt as they are hard to get to online? Something like that, I dunno. Well there's now a Twitter for them, so could always embed these if anyone does want to see two people walking past a newspaper board.

https://twitter.com/mattcartoonist/status/1038319669277597701?s=21

Parkingtigers
Feb 23, 2008
TARGET CONSUMER
LOVES EVERY FUCKING GAME EVER MADE. EVER.

Gonzo McFee posted:

I think Matt wasn't included because he's so loving boring.

This makes much more sense than what I said.


goatface posted:

He is destroying the Telegraph though, so I can't hate him that much.

Also this.

Parkingtigers
Feb 23, 2008
TARGET CONSUMER
LOVES EVERY FUCKING GAME EVER MADE. EVER.
This guy is after that sweet, sweet Matt money.

https://twitter.com/banxcartoons/status/1047097680764252161?s=21

Parkingtigers
Feb 23, 2008
TARGET CONSUMER
LOVES EVERY FUCKING GAME EVER MADE. EVER.
gently caress off, Mac.

Parkingtigers
Feb 23, 2008
TARGET CONSUMER
LOVES EVERY FUCKING GAME EVER MADE. EVER.

Kegluneq posted:

haha fat old women are hideous, amirite guys

It took this comment for me to even get what the gently caress Mac was on about with that cartoon. I thought it was something to do with the gay baker cake thing this week, coupled with the ancient Specsavers gag somehow...

Parkingtigers
Feb 23, 2008
TARGET CONSUMER
LOVES EVERY FUCKING GAME EVER MADE. EVER.
If he'd made her black as well, we'd have a bingo.

Parkingtigers
Feb 23, 2008
TARGET CONSUMER
LOVES EVERY FUCKING GAME EVER MADE. EVER.
I did a search for that Banx guy at the FT, and holy poo poo he really is copying Matt's phoned-in "two people exchanging a bland comment while walking" vibe.

https://twitter.com/FinancialTimes/status/971464309481107457

https://twitter.com/FinancialTimes/status/948623769337294848

https://twitter.com/Banxcartoons/status/1029759110760329216

https://twitter.com/Banxcartoons/status/1050050242878550023

https://twitter.com/Banxcartoons/status/1034830123655213057

There's also a whole ton of them which are just an old married couple sitting in armchairs reading the paper.

https://twitter.com/Banxcartoons/status/1032294636117745665

https://twitter.com/Banxcartoons/status/1032587982900002816

https://twitter.com/Banxcartoons/status/1034466186602405888

https://twitter.com/Banxcartoons/status/1037006738879401984

https://twitter.com/Banxcartoons/status/1039899616102240256

With bonus "gently caress off, Banx".

https://twitter.com/gavinesler/status/1002493551891099648

I'm sorry, but if I had to see this low effort trash, you have to see this low effort trash. I see him, Matt, and Mac, (among others) are all judges for "Young Cartoonist of the Year" awards this month. They get paid money for this poo poo, and are considered influential, their opinions important. gently caress. Everything.

Parkingtigers
Feb 23, 2008
TARGET CONSUMER
LOVES EVERY FUCKING GAME EVER MADE. EVER.

Doctor_Fruitbat posted:

What in the hell is Mac going on about?

Well you see, these incredibly well-informed and patriotic Australian bushmen, with only a broken TV and a bucket for entertainment, decided to phone the visiting royal party, who they of course knew were in country, and whose number they of course had, and of course being put straight through, to congratulate them on the pregnancy they of course heard about on their broken TV, and then there was a HILARIOUS misunderstanding because British people don't understand Australian vernacular English.

I mean... could happen.

Oh, and their response was Aussie slang for "gently caress off, Mac". It's meta.

Parkingtigers
Feb 23, 2008
TARGET CONSUMER
LOVES EVERY FUCKING GAME EVER MADE. EVER.

Pilchenstein posted:

gently caress off Mac/Matt.

Parkingtigers
Feb 23, 2008
TARGET CONSUMER
LOVES EVERY FUCKING GAME EVER MADE. EVER.
As we come to the end of the year, may I just once again state my appreciation for the hard work Cloud Potato has put in maintaining this thread. Most of the cartoons are hot garbage, but getting to click in now and again and see them all at once makes it worthwhile because it's grand to see how the hacks are all overlapping each other with their tepid takes. It's only the aggregation of this content that makes it even remotely interesting. So thank YOU goonsir for your tireless work sifting through the garbage so we don't have to.

Parkingtigers
Feb 23, 2008
TARGET CONSUMER
LOVES EVERY FUCKING GAME EVER MADE. EVER.
Fittingly, the closing tribute is from Richard Littlejohn who, like Mac, should gently caress off.

(Let's enjoy the moment, but I worry in 2019 we'll miss the daft old racist's cartoons.)

Parkingtigers
Feb 23, 2008
TARGET CONSUMER
LOVES EVERY FUCKING GAME EVER MADE. EVER.
At least Mac had his own visual style (heavily cribbed from Giles, but even so). All the colourful identikit grotesques from the other cartoonists kind of blur together. Without the names on them, I'd struggle to tell one artist from another most of the time.

I dunno, as abominable as the content often was, I truly had a soft spot for that oldfashioned monochrome three-quarter perspective of his. As happy as I am that Mac is loving off, and whoever replaces him can only be better, it's like seeing the decommissioning of the last Routemaster bus, or slamdoor trains, as that old style art will never return.

I know, I know, it's a terrible opinion and I should be ashamed of it. But gently caress, at least scrolling through the thread you could recognise one of his cartoons instantly. It's a sorry indictment of British political cartooning that the rest have become so hard to tell apart. I swear, if I see one more gurning Teresa May looking at an object with the word “brexit” hamfistedly painted on it...

Parkingtigers
Feb 23, 2008
TARGET CONSUMER
LOVES EVERY FUCKING GAME EVER MADE. EVER.
gently caress off, Paul Thomas.

Parkingtigers
Feb 23, 2008
TARGET CONSUMER
LOVES EVERY FUCKING GAME EVER MADE. EVER.
gently caress off, Paul

Parkingtigers
Feb 23, 2008
TARGET CONSUMER
LOVES EVERY FUCKING GAME EVER MADE. EVER.

Dabir posted:

Congratulations Collins, you used all of your panels to get to the punchline.

I used to adore Collins, but holy poo poo he needs someone standing over him saying “six panels or fewer”.

Also, I already love hating Paul Thomas who is the true spiritual heir to Mac.

Parkingtigers
Feb 23, 2008
TARGET CONSUMER
LOVES EVERY FUCKING GAME EVER MADE. EVER.

Kurtofan posted:

Oh god no naked may please

All soapy, dripping wet, and screaming, begging for release.

Parkingtigers
Feb 23, 2008
TARGET CONSUMER
LOVES EVERY FUCKING GAME EVER MADE. EVER.

forkboy84 posted:

Dearest Bob,
gently caress off already you utter trashcan of a human being
Yours faithfully,
Forkboy

Cosigned.

Parkingtigers
Feb 23, 2008
TARGET CONSUMER
LOVES EVERY FUCKING GAME EVER MADE. EVER.
Oh come the gently caress on, Matt. The comma alone would have made it a better joke.

Sorry you’re going
Sorry, you’re going

Of course you have to hamfistedly cram an extra “but” in because subtlety doesn’t pay 650k.

Parkingtigers
Feb 23, 2008
TARGET CONSUMER
LOVES EVERY FUCKING GAME EVER MADE. EVER.
gently caress off, Paul, and take your dogwhistle with you.

Parkingtigers
Feb 23, 2008
TARGET CONSUMER
LOVES EVERY FUCKING GAME EVER MADE. EVER.
So, there's a small yet non-zero chance that Bob might be about to face some consequences. He just went full anti-vaxxer screaming at a doctor on Twitter, who's talking about taking libel action. It'll probably come to nothing, just pointless online drama, but an absolute prick is currently having a bad day online.

https://twitter.com/politicsforali/status/1442828083145416705?s=21

https://twitter.com/doctor_oxford/status/1442775233384038400?s=21

Parkingtigers
Feb 23, 2008
TARGET CONSUMER
LOVES EVERY FUCKING GAME EVER MADE. EVER.

forkboy84 posted:

Time to introduce Ben Garrison to the British newspaper reading public.

He's too busy dying if we're lucky of covid right now.

Parkingtigers
Feb 23, 2008
TARGET CONSUMER
LOVES EVERY FUCKING GAME EVER MADE. EVER.
omg Matt did an actual joke, what is hapPENING?

Parkingtigers
Feb 23, 2008
TARGET CONSUMER
LOVES EVERY FUCKING GAME EVER MADE. EVER.
Sorry, I’ve been out of the loop and not keeping up with the thread, but when did Mac make a triumphant return to being the worst thing in cartoons? I thought he retired, but that’s new content right there.

Parkingtigers
Feb 23, 2008
TARGET CONSUMER
LOVES EVERY FUCKING GAME EVER MADE. EVER.
I clicked the little ? under my name, and I'm kinda ashamed that 90% of my posts in this thread were about Mac. It's me, the person who knows he is bad but who just can't quit him.

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Parkingtigers
Feb 23, 2008
TARGET CONSUMER
LOVES EVERY FUCKING GAME EVER MADE. EVER.
Mac accidentally re-inventing NFTs.

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