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I spend more than 2 bux on dumb poo poo all the time. At least with the lottery I can have an insignificant chance on getting more money to spend frivolously.
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I won once and now I spend every day posting on Something Awful Dot Com and being fanned by my servant, Abernathy.
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Jan 4, 2016 06:45
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I'm gonna play because I'm a huge loving idiot.
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Jan 6, 2016 21:36
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FWP: The local mart only takes cash and I only have $100 bill. They won't take it.
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Jan 7, 2016 06:18
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Looks like fortune smiled upon me. There were no winners because I didn't play. 
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Jan 7, 2016 07:31
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Wasn't it Everquest that based its RNG partly on the temperature or a randomly chosen area of the world? Sounds like an over-complicated pet project for some coder.
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Jan 8, 2016 02:40
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One Billion Dollars (yes I know you're looking at a quarter of that once everyone takes their cut) is such an obscene amount of money. You'd have to spend something like 5k a day from the day you were born to spend it all. No wait, the interest would out-pace it. You couldn't give it away fast enough. Someone make Brewster's Billions and see a man die of a stroke.
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Jan 8, 2016 06:42
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Darth123123 posted:yeah I lost $20 last drawing, fool me once. shits a racket man Of course it is but LoL anyone who buys more than one pull at a time. A coworker of mine dropped $500 on tickets and was bragging about it. I'm gonna beat him with my $3 baby ticket and then throw nickels at him.
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Jan 8, 2016 19:51
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When I don't win, I am going to take it out on my body by fapping to some pretty normal porn.
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Jan 9, 2016 18:58
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Hector Beerlioz posted:Remember, you gotta buy a bunch of tickets to warm the machine up before you buy your actual ticket. They are like slot machines in that regard. People don't believe that, right? Right?
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Jan 9, 2016 20:48
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I got one ticket and two of the numbers are in numerical sequence and that makes my luck chackras get all wobbly.
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Jan 9, 2016 23:42
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Goons are dumb and paranoid. One dude hired a hit man to kill his brother over 16 million but that dude was bonkers. We aren't Necromorphs. We don't keep what we kill.
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Jan 10, 2016 01:38
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Last night my girlfriend won a 1992 Georgi LeForge action figure at a Star Trek improv musical so my chances are either very high or depleted.
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Jan 10, 2016 03:33
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Holy poo poo I won My game of Rocket League. It was pretty tense by my teammate did a good job.
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Jan 10, 2016 05:24
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Hahahahaha. I'm bored and watching Paycheck. His first huge check is 500K, looooooool. His second is 92 Million. It's adorable.
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Jan 10, 2016 19:16
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Ace of Baes posted:What kind of car would you buy if you won, assuming you still wanted to drive yourself? A train to soothe my crippling autismus.
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Jan 10, 2016 19:25
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No. 6 posted:Just a reminder that if you are the sole winner, you will still have less than 1/2 of the money that Internet fat man Notch, maker of Minecraft, has. Yeah but that level of money is so ridiculous that the difference between 1 Billion and 1.3 is practically nothing. As in, in practical terms, you wouldn't see any difference. OKAY! So, you just won 1.5 BEEEELEEOOON dollars and bought a nice house. What special feature will your house have? Mine would be a theater and a cinema. I'd have a huge library of movies and hire a local acting troupe to perform whatever they wanted.
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Jan 10, 2016 21:02
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I'd also spend the 6k or whatever on one of those ridiculous D&D tables with player stations, dice mounts and Cheeto dispenser.
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Jan 10, 2016 21:26
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Black Baby Goku posted:I'm gonna win on Wednesday drat, I thought I was going to win. Congrats, buddy!
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Jan 11, 2016 02:20
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How long do you have to turn it in?
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Jan 11, 2016 05:46
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I bought another one for Wednesday and I know I will win because I want to. Not like everyone else who is just playing out of habit.
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Jan 11, 2016 08:27
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Seriously, though, I hope that either I win or only one person wins and it's some yokel from a town of 60 that goes insane and builds a solid gold farm full of meth sculptures and Bud Lite fountains.
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Jan 11, 2016 08:29
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I checked that fool's account and he's backpedaling saying that it was a joke. Re-uploaded it with a picture of Steve Harvey over it. What a tool.
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Jan 11, 2016 20:00
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I have no idea where I would move if I won. Pacific Northwest is pretty great but uhhh. Basically I just need fast internet and AC.
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Jan 13, 2016 20:01
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I haven't bought a ticket since the last time it got huge. Watching the RNC makes me think the country is close to collapsing anyway.
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