lol there's actually an argument itt that if you don't play powerball then ur a filthy poor goooooooooooooooons
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Hector Beerlioz posted:Only 6 states let you do it anonymously. What people do is set up llcs that receive the money so their personal info isn't public , but I think they still require you to pick up the novelty giant check in person. Basically if you win you're gonna have a whole lot of friends you never knew you had. could you do the llc thing and then when you pick it up in person, just hire one of those johnny knoxville bad grandpa-type makeup artists to make you look way different and maybe wear a fat suit if ur skinny so everyone will be looking for a rich fat old guy instead of u
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# ? Jan 11, 2016 00:49 |
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Samuel L. ACKSYN posted:could you do the llc thing and then when you pick it up in person, just hire one of those johnny knoxville bad grandpa-type makeup artists to make you look way different You would still have to use your real name if you went in person.
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# ? Jan 11, 2016 00:52 |
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VR Native American posted:You would still have to use your real name if you went in person. ok but do the thing i said and then also have a sorta generic name
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# ? Jan 11, 2016 00:53 |
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Accretionist posted:Don't be like Jack Whittaker: Thanks. This article made me decide not to play any lottos at all anymore. Gonna spend those extra $2 a week on cheeseburgers or something.
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# ? Jan 11, 2016 00:58 |
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If any of you win and can't handle the impending pressure, DON'T PANIC, I will happily take that ticket off your hands and publicly declare, then secretly give you half. I do this, because I am a good person, who is always looking for a way to help.
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jon joe posted:If any of you win and can't handle the impending pressure, DON'T PANIC, I will happily take that ticket off your hands and publicly declare, then secretly give you half. I do this, because I am a good person, who is always looking for a way to help. Same, but I will only take 45% because I'm an even better person.
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Microwaves Mom posted:Yeah there's no way I'd ever let anyone know I won it. Thank god for lawyers. When I win and my LLC lawyer goes on TV he will probably be kidnapped and tortured for a few days before body parts are found across the country. Inzombiac posted:What special feature will your house have? I thought about that but then remembered the evil poor person building my home theater would stick a box of dynamite underneath my leather seat to explode and steal my hard earned MONEY! Microwaves Mom posted:Where do you even store that much money? Aren't like most banks limited to the amount of money you can invest with them? This is 206 million. I could fit that and much more in my basement.
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# ? Jan 11, 2016 01:54 |
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I dont think your likelyhood of getting murdered or kidnapped is as high as you guys think.
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# ? Jan 11, 2016 01:56 |
no all the tales are true, it's why rich people are constantly hounded and accosted in the streets, like bankers and stuff what? you mean that literally never happens? that's weird, must be something specific about the kind of person who is likely to win the lottery hrmmmmmm
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# ? Jan 11, 2016 01:59 |
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boom boom boom posted:Could they send a lawyer or someone acting as a representative? Yes, in the past some have done that. Samuel L. ACKSYN posted:could you do the llc thing and then when you pick it up in person, just hire one of those johnny knoxville bad grandpa-type makeup artists to make you look way different This is a good idea. Going to buy one of those very realistic masks that cost thousands of dollars. Maybe this one: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6P_FJRduLYY Also, going to carry an M60 machine gun and a cyanide pill on me just in case. Microwaves Mom posted:My old man messaged me today saying that if the lotto didn't win tonight to let him know he thinks he has some "numbers as a message from above"... I had a vision earlier today. A smiling, friendly old man came up to me and said that only I was responsible enough to manage this much $$$. I'm like Frodo and the ring in LOTR.
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Accretionist posted:Oh, underlying the sense of impending doom would be a great deal of zest and moxie, I assure you. This is why If you win you set up a trust to take the winnings and keep your name out of it. That guys problem is he became known as a winner.
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# ? Jan 11, 2016 02:03 |
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I'm gonna win on Wednesday
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# ? Jan 11, 2016 02:05 |
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Black Baby Goku posted:I'm gonna win on Wednesday please give me 10 million. Thank you.
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# ? Jan 11, 2016 02:07 |
here's how you can win the lottery, be known, and still have a luxurious lifestyle with minimal problems: don't live in bumfuck west virginia, move to a real city
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Black Baby Goku posted:I'm gonna win on Wednesday drat, I thought I was going to win. Congrats, buddy!
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rabble rabble posted:here's how you can win the lottery, be known, and still have a luxurious lifestyle with minimal problems: don't live in bumfuck west virginia, move to a real city Sure, that's what those big city thugs want you to think.
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# ? Jan 11, 2016 02:54 |
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# ? Jan 11, 2016 02:55 |
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If anyone believes this look at the 35. It was cut and pasted in oddly. These joke tickets always comes up on big draws where someone lost by one digit on all numbers.
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# ? Jan 11, 2016 02:57 |
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BouncingBuckyBalls posted:If anyone believes this look at the 35. It was cut and pasted in oddly. These joke tickets always comes up on big draws where someone lost by one digit on all numbers. Guess the 14 looks dubious as well.
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# ? Jan 11, 2016 02:57 |
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Fame Douglas posted:Guess the 14 looks dubious as well. Still funny
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# ? Jan 11, 2016 03:05 |
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ReagaNOMNOMicks posted:If I send you guys some money can you mail me back the 1.3 billion dollars when I win? If I said yes, would you believe me? - Ed, The Disappearer
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# ? Jan 11, 2016 03:06 |
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I hit the match 5 jackpot after only 16 thousand years on the simulator! No powerball jackpot though.
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# ? Jan 11, 2016 03:10 |
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Maybe this is all a tax related political play and no one will ever win the jackpot and it'll just disappear in a month
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# ? Jan 11, 2016 03:17 |
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Tots posted:Maybe this is all a tax related political play and no one will ever win the jackpot and it'll just disappear in a month State, local and federal governments are already going to take about 70% of the jackpot with the lump sum option.
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# ? Jan 11, 2016 03:20 |
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Are presidents, politicians, presidential candidates allowed to play? Donald trump please win the powerball. You're the winner America deserves.
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# ? Jan 11, 2016 03:25 |
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Pawn 17 posted:State, local and federal governments are already going to take about 70% of the jackpot with the lump sum option. Not if you live in Texas. No state tax on lottery here.
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# ? Jan 11, 2016 03:27 |
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Blind Rasputin posted:Are presidents, politicians, presidential candidates allowed to play? Donald trump please win the powerball. You're the winner America deserves. If I don't (deservedly!) win, I'm hoping its someone like Charlie Sheen who wins. Would be pretty funny IMHO
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Blind Rasputin posted:Are presidents, politicians, presidential candidates allowed to play? Donald trump please win the powerball. You're the winner America deserves. Watch some Trump supporter mail their winning ticket to Trump so he can get on stage and talk about how he's gonna win the Presidential Election, too.
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# ? Jan 11, 2016 03:37 |
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If I win I'm legally changing my name to John Smith, growing a beard, claiming the prize.. Doing all that poo poo on the arfcom post, and then buying one of these and driving it around the world until I get bored. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DoHBHEmv79M Good luck finding me/murdering me, bitches! Also my non-wife/kid family can gently caress all the way off, they aren't getting poo poo from me.
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# ? Jan 11, 2016 04:15 |
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naem posted:Mine craft is really fun though it's ok Mein Kampf, not so much.
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# ? Jan 11, 2016 04:23 |
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Samuel L. ACKSYN posted:could you do the llc thing and then when you pick it up in person, just hire one of those johnny knoxville bad grandpa-type makeup artists to make you look way different I plan on dressing up as the Zodiac killer when I pick up my check.
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# ? Jan 11, 2016 04:39 |
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If I win I'm gonna buy new silver ware. Tots fucked around with this message at 04:52 on Jan 11, 2016 |
# ? Jan 11, 2016 04:42 |
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I'm gonna cut up my face with a razor and walk out bloody with hanging, flapping flesh to collect my check.
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# ? Jan 11, 2016 04:44 |
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rabble rabble posted:here's how you not live in literal hell: don't live in bumfuck west virginia, move to a real city Solid advice.
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OctoberBlues posted:Also, say it ends up being $1.5 billion or so. What would you actually get if you took cash after all of the taxes and whatnot? like $500 million? Hardly worth it imo Let's get down to brass tacks. According to my calculations EV is finally in positive territory (even after the gov't/lottery fat cats/political goons take 50% of it). code:
soy posted:If I win I'm legally changing my name to John Smith, growing a beard, claiming the prize.. Doing all that poo poo on the arfcom post, and then buying one of these and driving it around the world until I get bored. I think I could afford having a tank stationed at the front and back of my house. Zogo fucked around with this message at 05:03 on Jan 11, 2016 |
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if lowtax won the lottery do you think he would invest it in the forums
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# ? Jan 11, 2016 05:13 |
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THE DOG HOUSE posted:if lowtax won the lottery do you think he would invest it in the forums Dude has like an 8 digit amount to pay off to ex wives. So, no.
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# ? Jan 11, 2016 05:14 |
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Waht the hell? Powerball is 1.3 billion dolars?!? Who the hell could afford to buy it at that price!!?
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# ? Jan 11, 2016 05:18 |