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:itshappening: They're saying a bunch of vehicles just rolled in. "Wake up! Get your gun!" e: or that's just an old recording? These guys are gonna be stuck there for days until they kill themselves accidentally or something.
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It hurts my brain how dumb these people are, that they can't grasp things like: -If the FBI just wanted to kill them they'd be dead days ago -They have two options: walk out without guns and be apprehended, or point a gun at a law enforcement officer and get shot -Ok there is a third option: wait around some more becoming increasingly unhinged from lack of sleep and proper food. But that's just delaying choosing one of the first two options -There is no fourth option of "take a mulligan on this whole thing and go home with no one getting arrested" -No seriously that is not an option, why do you think that is an option They seem to think they have some kind of leverage here and it's baffling.
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Surely the other three are facing arrest on some sort of charges.
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Jan 30, 2016 17:30
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Murderion posted:We, the We The People of Harney Country subgroup of We The People, contest that the people of Harney Country are not real people but dwarfs, favored as crisis actors due to ease of transport, standing on each other's shoulders inside big coats to pass themselves off as people. Crivens!
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kartikeya posted:I have nothing solid to back this up, but my guess would be a combination of Red Scare and that it violates their big Rugged Individual fantasy. Furthermore, socialism as it regards Federal subsidies and the like is relying on an entity they despise and completely distrust, so at best those doing so are rubes and at worst active collaborators (of course, in reality, most of them DO rely on these things, but they've got good reasons for why it's okay for them and not okay for others, of course).   They don't actually know what the word 'socialism' means.
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Feb 2, 2016 18:44
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citybeatnik posted:That's a photoshop. My bad. People actually are that dumb though. http://www.slate.com/articles/news_and_politics/prescriptions/2009/08/the_medicareisntgovernment_meme.html It seems weird to even bother photoshopping the signs when the real ones are just as incoherent and dumb. That crowd is beyond parody.
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OAquinas posted:I'm guessing he was thinking of "fanning" the revolver and tried to make up a word. (fanning is when you fire the revolver quickly by holding the trigger and flipping the hammer back with the palm of your hand, a la old west style) http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=spalm
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Feb 4, 2016 23:15
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Oh poo poo someone combined the DNA of Guy Fieri and Col Sanders
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Feb 6, 2016 05:56
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Why are they asking the cops to turn their lights off?
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Feb 11, 2016 03:10
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Fiore is actually being sensible and trying to calm them down.
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Feb 11, 2016 03:18
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Yeeahh if Fiore was flipped by the FBI she'd be telling them to come out without weapons, not trying to get them to wait until she comes to lead them out. If she's in communication with the FBI she's messing it up badly.
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Feb 11, 2016 04:29
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No Butt Stuff posted:what is she doing that's illegal? it sounds like she's just talking him down. She's telling them that she's going to come there and walk out with them rather than telling them to put down their weapons and walk out now.
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Feb 11, 2016 04:38
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Dexo posted:Gotta SWAT them imo 
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Feb 11, 2016 05:51
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Is there a pool on how close Fiore gets to the refuge before being pulled over?
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Feb 11, 2016 06:28
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At this point the FBI is just trying to figure out how separate these idiots from their guns without letting them hurt themselves. Like if they lobbed a teargas grenade in right now, probably at least two of them would die with no shots fired by the FBI.
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Feb 11, 2016 06:33
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William Bear posted:A Free Woman On The Land in Canada once tried to get off on a charge of driving without a license by claiming she had the religious right to drive her "ecclesiastical pursuit chariot". THE GUMMINT CAN'T TAKE AWAY OUR GUNS except the TSA, we're not gonna gently caress with the TSA, that'd be crazy. Clearly they should just let the Final Four get to an airport and then be waiting for them on the other side of security.
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cart used for chasing down priests.
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Did Cliven has people planning to meet him and his goons to give them guns once they got off the plane? Or did they have guns in their checked baggage or something? I can't imagine he was planning to show up without guns.
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Shakenbaker posted:https://twitter.com/Patztense/status/697753411383640064 *postures with guns constantly, talks about shooting tyrannical government forces if necessary* "Waah, I got tackled by a cop and I skinned my knee!"
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Feb 11, 2016 15:59
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Can we find out which parking lot it was so someone can erect a memorial monument to the Stolen Burger?
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Feb 11, 2016 16:02
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Michelle Fiore is actually going there? I wonder if how it went down is she got there and was met with a list of charges for interfering with federal agents and a "we can be lenient on this if you help us by doing exactly what we say" speech.
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Feb 11, 2016 17:00
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theflyingorc posted:"Maybe they'll make that decision for me" They have to mentally justify the dumb situation they got themselves into by trying really hard to believe that they've done nothing wrong and the feds are persecuting them purely out of personal malice.
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Feb 11, 2016 17:03
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Generation Internet posted:I could be imagining things but it sounds like Fiore is getting more and more nervous the closer she has to get to these whackjobs. 
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A Winner is Jew posted:More than likely FTFY As the great philospher George Carlin once said, FW: FW: FW: FW: FW:...
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No Butt Stuff posted:120 is a weirdly specific number. Did she have time to count them? She probably said "like 120 or something" at random once while telling the story, people repeated it, repetition reinforces it and she 'remembers' it being 120 now...
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Pope Guilty posted:Wait is Franklin Graham an even bigger shitbag than his dad or are they delusional that he wants Lavoy's bible? -5 LCK -2 PER +3 CHR
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Feb 11, 2016 17:41
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I hope the feds are filming this from like 10 different angles.
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Feb 11, 2016 17:43
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Hiding a gun behind a flag would be a perfect metaphor for their whole 'movement'.
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Feb 11, 2016 17:45
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Wait, is Fiore actually with the FBI yet? If she's talking with them I would think they'd be telling her to tell them over and over "the only way any of you are getting shot is if you come out with guns".
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Feb 11, 2016 17:56
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Serious question why is David still on the line with the chucklefuck brigade instead of having been patched through to someone who's actually being coached by an FBI negotiator trained in talking down suicidal people?
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Feb 11, 2016 19:01
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I will personally deliver you the pizza of your choice
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Oh poo poo he just told them he's pointing a gun at his head
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Feb 11, 2016 19:17
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Lots of people are confusing Michelle Fiore and Krisanne Hall. Fiore is the Nevada state representative who was on the phone with the Final Four last night, and was promising to come meet them so they could all walk out with her and give her a good photo op being the hero. She apparently actually got to the barricades today but we didn't hear much of anything from her after that. Krisanne Hall is some crazy christian lady who was on the line with them today and who was really bad at doing anything but inadvertently fanning the flames and almost getting them killed. As crazy a gun-nut loony as Fiore is, she actually was pretty good at talking them down from the ledge of doing something really dumb. Hall, not so much.
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Feb 11, 2016 21:00
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Discendo Vox posted:
That was Hall, not Fiore.
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MisterBibs posted:Is it normal, negotiation-wise, for the person(s) to initially demand all sorts of Big Things in exchange for leaving, only to really just want small things? Or is it more of a case that the dude was just really hungry and tired? It's probably fairly common for people in those situations to want to just feel like they're getting something, anything, that they're asking for so that they can feel like they're saving face and not just giving in when they come out.
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pathetic little tramp posted:I missed this, how'd they get tricked? It wasn't actually a trap they were just dumb. A bunch of the leadership left the refuge together in one vehicle after telling everyone publicly where they were going and when, and they got stopped.
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DeathSandwich posted:Granted I Am Not a Psychologist, but I think when you get in that mind set you start making big demands that some part of you knows is unreasonable (in his case, to never pay taxes and for the government to stop mutating people) but most of all they any personal victory at all, no matter how minor. Hence why he was able to walk away alive with a cookie, a promise of a pizza, and a hallelujah from the feds. It was more just that the people talking to him had been going on endlessly about Jesus and we're really grasping that he wasn't into it until he finally snapped at them for it.
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All of this is why you shouldn't be trusted with guns, America.
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Kazak_Hstan posted:While I don't see any meaningful gun legislation on the horizon, the ubiquity of the AR-15 / AK-47 pattern rifles in Malheur and Bunkerville will hopefully be a factor in upcoming second amendment litigation. The next substantial question to be litigated is exactly what Heller meant when it said that handguns were not ba able because of how common they were. The NRA crowd has taken this as an indication they need to make AR-15s as common as possible to protect them under the same reasoning. The fourth circuit recently bought that argument and struck down an assault weapon ban. I hope these pictures are fresh in the minds of the next judge to take this question up. lol preschoolers getting gunned down didn't result in any action on gun laws and you think this will?
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Mugshots of the final 4: 
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