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Meme Poker Party
Sep 1, 2006

by Azathoth
Don't touch the poop.

It's not even fresh poop, the doobs and Tasha were bashing those gays like six months ago. Ya'lls doobie knowledge is as out of date as his slaw.

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Meme Poker Party
Sep 1, 2006

by Azathoth
Every time we post this video Franco sheds another tear.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WNA51abv8lw

Meme Poker Party
Sep 1, 2006

by Azathoth
Doobie engaging in hostile photography.

Next doobie is gonna freestyle rap at his customers without their consent.

Meme Poker Party
Sep 1, 2006

by Azathoth
Chicken wings... in the bag

Meme Poker Party
Sep 1, 2006

by Azathoth
je suis human being frogger

Meme Poker Party
Sep 1, 2006

by Azathoth
This place is real good and they got there oil changes

Meme Poker Party
Sep 1, 2006

by Azathoth

The Saurus posted:

Some people are insulting the doobiepedia but I'm for it



lmao

Meme Poker Party
Sep 1, 2006

by Azathoth

smoobles posted:

is it true that doobie is a racist

http://doobies-doghouse.wikia.com/wiki/The_Chicken_Bar_Contest_Incident

Meme Poker Party
Sep 1, 2006

by Azathoth

The Saurus posted:

I thought he actually stopped offering combo meals because 'combo meals' were promised in the kickstarter as rewards and then he went "wellp guess i can't give you a prize that doesn't exist!!"

A shrewd businessman.


Special Wing special... in the bag...

Meme Poker Party
Sep 1, 2006

by Azathoth

bradzilla posted:

aren't you the loser that always cries in QCS about this thread

He tearfully swore off posting in doobie threads a while ago lmao

Meme Poker Party
Sep 1, 2006

by Azathoth

Some slick cross-brand marketing there lmao

Meme Poker Party
Sep 1, 2006

by Azathoth
They cookin them dogs... and down the block they got there oil changes...

Meme Poker Party
Sep 1, 2006

by Azathoth

Necros posted:

i think this comedy well has run dry fellas

- The mods, eight threads ago

Meme Poker Party
Sep 1, 2006

by Azathoth
We have cool mods now so roll on doobie dogs!

Meme Poker Party
Sep 1, 2006

by Azathoth

Darth123123 posted:

I bet doob supports Donald trump. A lot

Well they are both successful businessmen after all.

Meme Poker Party
Sep 1, 2006

by Azathoth
Hmm I guess since I'm gonna be watching tv anyway I can cook some wings but yall better grab em and get out because I won't have you disturbing the game!!!

Meme Poker Party
Sep 1, 2006

by Azathoth

Bob Loblaw posted:

Hello,

We're writing to let you know that we've evaluated Wayne R.'s review of West Alabama Automotive that you recently reported. After assessing the review carefully against our Content Guidelines, we agree that this review should be removed.

etc etc

- The Yelp Support Team

:eyepop:

Meme Poker Party
Sep 1, 2006

by Azathoth
How is a yelp customer supposed to know if they can get help to sale a car now?

Meme Poker Party
Sep 1, 2006

by Azathoth
Any other rural small business owner could have gotten away with posting a hilariously slanted review for an indefinite amount of time. This goon oversight is the albatross around doobie's neck.

Also it's not harassment but it is touching the poop. Restrain yourselves people.

Meme Poker Party
Sep 1, 2006

by Azathoth
Catherine Crash....


... C C...


... Crash Cat??????

Meme Poker Party
Sep 1, 2006

by Azathoth

Other Barry posted:

funny: doobie comically bungling from one disaster to another
not funny: goons crying to yelp to take down doobie's hilariously inept marketing campaign

Meme Poker Party
Sep 1, 2006

by Azathoth
Pull the reviews, doobie.

This is a lawyer.

Meme Poker Party
Sep 1, 2006

by Azathoth
The homosexual agenda done got the doobster again.

Meme Poker Party
Sep 1, 2006

by Azathoth
I can't wait until doobie is mayor of Reform, AL and the Reform Tourism Board (consisting of himself, Tasha, and Sammy) is advertising for folks to come on down to Reform for hot dogs and oil changes.

Meme Poker Party
Sep 1, 2006

by Azathoth

a starwar betamax posted:

was doobie behind the forum outages????

He sent the black lady hacker after us in retaliation for the Yelp Incident.

Meme Poker Party
Sep 1, 2006

by Azathoth
I hate this.

Meme Poker Party
Sep 1, 2006

by Azathoth

Dely Apple posted:

Seriously though why is he served half a raw onion

It's part of the special. All you can eat pinto beans, with corn bread and a slab of onion.


(the cornbread and onion are not all you can eat).

Meme Poker Party
Sep 1, 2006

by Azathoth
Doobie's Oil Change Diner

Meme Poker Party
Sep 1, 2006

by Azathoth
Doobie's Bad Frogger Emporium.

Meme Poker Party
Sep 1, 2006

by Azathoth
Crash Cat was a good poster who stared too long into the abyss.

Meme Poker Party
Sep 1, 2006

by Azathoth

Jagchosis posted:

i just noticed theres a new doobie thread has he done anything funny since the gay thing

Meme Poker Party
Sep 1, 2006

by Azathoth
Get your ice cold eggs... in the tray...

Meme Poker Party
Sep 1, 2006

by Azathoth

SaltLick posted:

2 1/2 dozen eggs for 4 bux? I'd take it

Priced to go. He needs to get them gone.

Meme Poker Party
Sep 1, 2006

by Azathoth
I remember the great Doobie War of 2015.

Ralp and Spanish Manlove gassed the threads just like Hitler gassed the jews.

Meme Poker Party
Sep 1, 2006

by Azathoth
The House Special is priced insanely high. Especially considering you have to pay extra for hash browns. So eggs, some kind of meat, hash browns, and toast is $10 at the doghouse.

Probably a big part of why people weren't ordering breakfast.

Meme Poker Party
Sep 1, 2006

by Azathoth

Germstore posted:

Doobie is blazing new trails in the dining industry. Usually you expect the a la carte items to be more expensive than the meals, but not at Doobies.

lol this reminds me of when he first opened and was selling chicken tenders for $1.00 each or three tenders for $3.50.

Not making that up.

Meme Poker Party
Sep 1, 2006

by Azathoth

Manifest posted:

THIS IS THE END


MY ONLY FRIEND


THE END




Godspeed doobs. I'll miss you, you lovable yokel.


Thanks for all the dogs. Thanks for ruining those mods.

:cheerdoge:

Meme Poker Party
Sep 1, 2006

by Azathoth
Bravo on the new thread title.

Meme Poker Party
Sep 1, 2006

by Azathoth

CrashCat posted:

Not even the possibility of moving it



:allears:

I'm sure that, assuming he isn't just flat broke at this point (a distinct possibility), he could move but does not want to move and would rather just throw in the towel. It's a face saving maneuver.

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Meme Poker Party
Sep 1, 2006

by Azathoth

Cromulent posted:

Fake Doobie posts are considerably less funny than real ones.

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