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- Looke
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persevere yobber, it will come to you eventually
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Jan 12, 2016 17:58
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- Admiral_eX_laX
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thanks, friend. i figure i've probably gone too far to turn back now. better commit.
I have the same problem with the cheeks, friend. Patience is key.
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Jan 12, 2016 19:00
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- Admiral_eX_laX
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It puts the beard oil on its beard or else it gets the hose again.
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Jan 12, 2016 19:00
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- mags
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I am a congenital optimist.
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Ben Smash, does your dick butt tattoo have a beard
everyone in the idf must die
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Jan 12, 2016 22:54
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- treasure bear
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do not show us
do not draw a beard on it with pen and show us, don't
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Jan 12, 2016 23:18
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- Admiral_eX_laX
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any handlebar mustached folks in here
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Jan 13, 2016 00:09
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- mags
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I am a congenital optimist.
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show us
draw a beard on it with pen and show us
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Jan 13, 2016 00:27
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- Admiral_eX_laX
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oh ho ho! thats fancy
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Jan 13, 2016 01:39
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Ben Smash, does your dick butt tattoo have a beard
You're really all about my rear end, arentcha, buddy? My beard is the focal point here in this thread. It is v metal and where I store my power.
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Jan 13, 2016 02:15
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- mags
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I am a congenital optimist.
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your dick but power
everyone in the idf must die
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Jan 13, 2016 02:19
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 you know if you got to know me you'd know there's more to me than that silly tattoo. Like my bitchin' beard and how we could be Steam friends and play games and talk about our facial hair
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Jan 13, 2016 02:24
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- mags
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I am a congenital optimist.
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i only play euro truck simulator and i have a clean shaven face
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Jan 13, 2016 02:28
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i only play euro truck simulator and i have a clean shaven face
I could gift you a cool game if you promised to grow a beard
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Jan 13, 2016 02:29
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I am a congenital optimist.
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but im going to get a bickle soon and i need to be clean shaven
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Jan 13, 2016 02:58
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but im going to get a bickle soon and i need to be clean shaven
Is that like some kind of pickle?
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Jan 13, 2016 03:03
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- FluffieDuckie
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magpie when ben smash comes back from his time out i don't want to see any more slap fights between you 2 messing up decent threads
Thank you for the beautiful sig Machai!
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Jan 13, 2016 03:53
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knife to meet you
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My beard is made of three hairs, five feet tall each, on my back
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Jan 13, 2016 06:35
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My beard is made of three hairs, five feet tall each, on my back
have you considered the possibility that you're just a really lovely porcupine
 
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Jan 13, 2016 17:07
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I've been growing a beard since the beginning of November. Didn't realize that growing a beard just before Christmas would mean that most of my Christmas gifts would be beard stuff. Anybody need a brush or some balm?
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Jan 13, 2016 17:29
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WHEN I WAS A TEENAGER I WOULD GET A LOT OF PERSONAL HYGIENE STUFF, LIKE SOAP AND SHAMPOO...BECAUSE I SMELLED BAD... AND I STILL DO!
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Jan 14, 2016 11:23
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- Ben Smash
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My beard is getting a little out of control. I tried talking sternly to it but it's not listening. Thoughts?
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Jan 14, 2016 16:09
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- Admiral_eX_laX
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My beard is getting a little out of control. I tried talking sternly to it but it's not listening. Thoughts?
positive reinforcement is key. pet the beard. tell it you love it.
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Jan 14, 2016 16:12
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- drilldo squirt
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a beautiful, soft meat sack
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Just shaved, sorry beard club.
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Jan 15, 2016 03:34
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- Afro Doug
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what if instead of a beard that you grew on your face it was bread instead. i'm lolling a lot about this. now i'm thinking of putting oven roasdted turkey and lettuce and tomato all over a mans face. i'm dying here. oil and vinegar... lmao. send help please. tell 911 there's a deranged man at a quiznos
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Jan 15, 2016 05:07
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- Qwerinty
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what if instead of a beard that you grew on your face it was bread instead. i'm lolling a lot about this. now i'm thinking of putting oven roasdted turkey and lettuce and tomato all over a mans face. i'm dying here. oil and vinegar... lmao. send help please. tell 911 there's a deranged man at a quiznos
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Jan 15, 2016 05:14
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what if instead of a beard that you grew on your face it was bread instead. i'm lolling a lot about this. now i'm thinking of putting oven roasdted turkey and lettuce and tomato all over a mans face. i'm dying here. oil and vinegar... lmao. send help please. tell 911 there's a deranged man at a quiznos
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Jan 15, 2016 05:54
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here is some of my beard
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Jan 15, 2016 06:58
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- Ben Smash
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I tried positive reinforcement on my beard but then it told me to go gently caress myself, lit a cigarette and ollied off my face and into the sunset
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Jan 15, 2016 13:29
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- Admiral_eX_laX
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I tried positive reinforcement on my beard but then it told me to go gently caress myself, lit a cigarette and ollied off my face and into the sunset
man. no matter what you do to raise your beard, you can never really dictate how it'll turn out. it's not your fault.
your beard. is an adult now. its ok.
he'll come back. he loves you.
Admiral_eX_laX fucked around with this message at 17:01 on Jan 15, 2016
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Jan 15, 2016 16:51
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- Admiral_eX_laX
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here is some of my beard
premium desktop wallpaper material, friend
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Jan 15, 2016 17:02
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- Macnult
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facial hair makes me look like I'm mad about something and I wish it didn't. every single phase has me looking in the mirror like "what's his deal?"
I go from stony-faced stubble, then a serious stache as the grave goatee starts forming, and before I know it I end up with a vexed van dyke.
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