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NieR Occomata
Jan 18, 2009

Glory to Mankind.

Please list stonerz nation

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NieR Occomata
Jan 18, 2009

Glory to Mankind.

Roach Warehouse posted:

Also, also, also gonna need to know which TAZ character was named after you, kidcoelacanth)

Boyland iirc, which, is the best and most goony possible option

NieR Occomata
Jan 18, 2009

Glory to Mankind.

Wake_N_Bake posted:


His utter disdain for for d&d rules (and their all acknowledgement and dismissal of) is equally as great, since I know nothing about the game. Museum of elevators, motherfucker.

he doesn't have utter disdain for D & D, he just (rightly) totally loving disregards the total loser grognards who bitch up a storm about how elevators aren't canon in-universe to the podcast that he's literally the writer of

NieR Occomata
Jan 18, 2009

Glory to Mankind.

code:
PLEASE SPELL THE NAME OF - THE MAGICAL CREATURE - AARAKOCRA.

PLEASE SPELL "AARAKOCRA".
- No.

- E...R...I...C-

code:
INCORRECT.
- Eric...Kolkra. I went to school with him!

code:
INCORRECT.
- No I did!

NieR Occomata fucked around with this message at 15:55 on Jan 16, 2016

NieR Occomata
Jan 18, 2009

Glory to Mankind.

Toe to tip that's a Bart

NieR Occomata
Jan 18, 2009

Glory to Mankind.

And it can be called my flimflam

NieR Occomata
Jan 18, 2009

Glory to Mankind.

that TAZ ep was so, so, SO good, from Justin's meltdown to the bonus round to noelle to lucas' chambers to the knitpicker

NieR Occomata
Jan 18, 2009

Glory to Mankind.

flatluigi posted:

I think I whiffed on that entirely, explain?

no, don't, it's a trap

NieR Occomata
Jan 18, 2009

Glory to Mankind.

okay which one of you fuckers said that it was amazing that the mcelroys married the chipettes version of themselves because now i can't stop thinking of the brothers as the chipmunks

thanks you rear end in a top hat now I can't stop seeing it

NieR Occomata
Jan 18, 2009

Glory to Mankind.

i mean clearly justin would be alvin, and griffin would be theodore

so that leaves travis as simon by default

god drat it

NieR Occomata
Jan 18, 2009

Glory to Mankind.

-All right, Hodgepodge?

code:
YES?
-What is love?

code:
LOVE IS A FEELING OF STRONG OR CONSTANT AFFECTION FROM ONE PERSON TO ANOTHER.
-You loving idiot. The correct question would've been "What does love feel like," you stupid, stupid bastard.

-You're WRONG, Hodgepodge-

code:
I'M NOT WRONG.
It's a score of Zero in Tennis.

code:
NO! YOU-ARE-THE WRONG ONE. I AM RIGHT. THAT IS WHAT LOVE IS.
-Now we each get a shot, right?

code:
I THINK THAT WOULD ONLY BE FAIR, MAGNUS.
-That was my question.

-What a wasted opportunity!

-And he got it right!

-Aww, drat it!

...

-Why did the chicken-

-Oh god.

-Cross the road?

code:
THIS SOUNDS LIKE A HYPOTHETICAL QUESTION, OR PERHAPS EVEN-A JOKE.
-Why did the chicken...cross the road?

-Wait is Griffin stumped by this?

-Have you not heard this one?

code:
THIS IS NOT SO MUCH A QUESTION, AS MUCH AS IT IS THE SETUP FOR A RIDDLE-JOKE. 
THERE IS NO-THERE IS NO DEFINITE ANSWER TO THIS QUESTION.
-It has to be trivia.

code:
YES. NOT BULLSHIT. WOOP, SORRY KIDS!
...

-Who starred in the hit TV show Melissa and Joey?

code:
ACCESSING DEEP DATABASE RESERVES.
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...

-Okay why did the guy leave Double Dare and

-Oh my god.

-go and do, uh, do that Food Network show? That Unwrapped show?

-Yeah did they cancel it or what happened?

-Was it his choice? -Was it his choice?

-Do they still make Double Dare, just with, like, a different host? -Yeah, do they still make Double Dare?

code:
ACCORDING TO HIS ONLINE DIARY, HE DID NOT PREFER "GETTING ALL SLIMY. ALL THE TIME."
...

-What's the largest prime number?

code:
IT'S UP THERE.
-On the ceiling.

-All right, I'm mad now. This is stupid.

...

-What's my fish's full name?

code:
S-STEVEN Q. FLETCHER...ESQUIRE.
-drat, I think that's right...

code:
OF COURSE IT IS.
-How many fingers do I have behind my back?

code:
THIS IS NOT INFORMATION THAT EXISTS IN THE WORLD.
-I disagree! Hey wait a second DM! -Yes it does! That's information that exists in the world!

code:
I'M GOING TO SAY FOUR.
-drat! He's right!

-poo poo! drat! God, that little robot's good!

-He is good!

NieR Occomata fucked around with this message at 07:59 on Jan 31, 2016

NieR Occomata
Jan 18, 2009

Glory to Mankind.

Who gets Bart Simpson tattoos nowadays? What is this, the fuckin' early nineties?

NieR Occomata
Jan 18, 2009

Glory to Mankind.

No seriously someone tell me how that's cool. That's just Bart! How is that even relevant to this thread? What is this TVIV? No, it's the mcelroy brothers.

God.

NieR Occomata
Jan 18, 2009

Glory to Mankind.

Cool games inc is a good podcast

Further reinforcing how it is Objectively True that Griffin is, in fact, the best brother

NieR Occomata
Jan 18, 2009

Glory to Mankind.

it's hard to overstate how public zeitgeist-y Hamilton is btw

like i remember reading some Onion-esque article titled "Okay, okay, I'll go see Hamilton" that played on the concept of how that's the New Thing everyone tells everyone else to see after they see it like an annoying rear end in a top hat

NieR Occomata
Jan 18, 2009

Glory to Mankind.

it's especially absurd since there's so many other, far more legitimate reasons to hate polygon

NieR Occomata
Jan 18, 2009

Glory to Mankind.

remember that time arthur gies went on twitter bragging about how microsoft paid them 750k when they were starting and they honestly expected to be treated seriously literally ever after that about anything related to the xbox one family of products

it's cool when your editor in chief literally fuckin brags about losing all journalistic integrity irt one of the manufacturers of the products you're ostensibly supposed to critique

NieR Occomata
Jan 18, 2009

Glory to Mankind.

i occasionally rewatch this video since it's, well, so great

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7gqnFD--p90

NieR Occomata
Jan 18, 2009

Glory to Mankind.

Further proof that Griffin is, in fact, the best brother

NieR Occomata
Jan 18, 2009

Glory to Mankind.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p712uQ88CHE

you BETA believe i'm gonna take you down!

griffin bringin the EARLY game goofs on #StonerzNation

NieR Occomata
Jan 18, 2009

Glory to Mankind.

griffin's GOOFERS

NieR Occomata
Jan 18, 2009

Glory to Mankind.

kidcoelacanth posted:

There but for the grace of Griffin go I...

What sort of idiot do you have to be, man

NieR Occomata
Jan 18, 2009

Glory to Mankind.

Wake_N_Bake posted:

Holy poo poo they read this thread.

How do you know that

NieR Occomata
Jan 18, 2009

Glory to Mankind.

i'd be concerned about that last one, dunno how Sega feels about copyrighted material freely accessible in their game

NieR Occomata
Jan 18, 2009

Glory to Mankind.

Silentman0 posted:

Just got around to listening to the newest episode, it's weird hearing them be fake ironic excited for something you're genuinely excited for.

didn't know you were so into panda buttholes

NieR Occomata
Jan 18, 2009

Glory to Mankind.

this seems like a job for smallbusinessman, tbh

NieR Occomata
Jan 18, 2009

Glory to Mankind.

kidcoelacanth posted:

The StarFox amiibo corner is easily the best yet. Every joke is on point.

are you saying supporting local business is a loving "joke", what's wrong with you

NieR Occomata
Jan 18, 2009

Glory to Mankind.

guys help i can't stop saying "Just like Bart!" oh nooooooooooooooo

NieR Occomata
Jan 18, 2009

Glory to Mankind.

Wait the Bart thing has become a meme? Just like Bart!

OH GOD ITS INSIDE ME

NieR Occomata
Jan 18, 2009

Glory to Mankind.

quick guys you have a gun with one bullet and you have to kill either Griffin's Amiibo Corner or Monster Factory

who do you choose

NieR Occomata
Jan 18, 2009

Glory to Mankind.


no easy way out friendo

me imo it'd be Monster Factory, GAC is just perfection, in-and-out with no time wasted and MF sometimes has a bunch of unnecessary fat that could be trimmed

NieR Occomata
Jan 18, 2009

Glory to Mankind.

McElroy brothers thread, i present to you, the greatest two tweets ever made

part two of two

https://twitter.com/griffinmcelroy/status/701903747912327169

NieR Occomata
Jan 18, 2009

Glory to Mankind.

https://twitter.com/griffinmcelroy/status/702637604273942528

fuuuuuuuuuuck

NieR Occomata
Jan 18, 2009

Glory to Mankind.

please stop pretending that dave lang is anything but god's biggest mistake

NieR Occomata
Jan 18, 2009

Glory to Mankind.

Ariong posted:

What's wrong with the guy?

what isn't wrong with him

NieR Occomata
Jan 18, 2009

Glory to Mankind.

Yet another brick in the wall that is the argument that Griffin is, of course, the best brother

NieR Occomata
Jan 18, 2009

Glory to Mankind.

Ni No Clooney

NieR Occomata
Jan 18, 2009

Glory to Mankind.

a pipe smoking dog posted:

You just got hosed by the eula

Why don't you read that eula I had you sign before posting in this thread a pipe smoking dog

NieR Occomata
Jan 18, 2009

Glory to Mankind.

Abraham links us have you tried, uh, gitting good

Also @barons drama aside have the Dota matches been good because I do like watching high-level Dota. For some reason

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NieR Occomata
Jan 18, 2009

Glory to Mankind.

My defense is that I was talking to a scrub on mobile

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