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Leperflesh posted:Remember that bitcoin homeless encampment? I think it was in the florida jungle somewhere. I forget how it was supposed to work. http://www.beepboopbitcoin.com/ Pro tip: It's worth it to play through to the end. Keep playing until you've won.
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QuarkJets posted:14. Roger “Bitcoin Jesus” Ver renounced his US citizenship in order to avoid a shitload of back taxes but accidentally became stateless in the process (which is a really lovely situation), wanted to re-enter the US in order to attend a bitcoin conference but was denied entry because he had this huge tax bill, so then he paid his enormous tax bill and the US State Dept was like "lol thanks for the money but you're still a shithead and we don't want you to come here, gently caress off" 17. The bitcoin exchange that was being run entirely on a single ephemeral AWS virtual machine with no persistent storage. They lost all their bitcoins when they rebooted it one day.
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# ¿ Jan 21, 2016 09:09 |
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SilvergunSuperman posted:Did I miss the bitcoin-hobo CYOA getting posted? http://bitsim.beepboopbitcoin.com/ Keep playing, the format shifts after a plot twist.
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# ¿ Jan 21, 2016 17:53 |
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wayne curr posted:So how many women are involved with Bitcoin? Just this one https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XEthXBHsEac
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# ¿ Jan 22, 2016 01:26 |
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Azathoth posted:You are the harbinger of death, Satoshi Nakamoto. You will lead them all to their end. There must be some kind of way out of here.
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# ¿ Feb 3, 2016 04:41 |
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The Goatfather posted:regurgitation is all that normally goes on in these threads And people say rainbow parties are a myth.
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# ¿ Feb 4, 2016 06:15 |
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Tricky D posted:A currency backed by the price of weed. It's like the perfect replacement for the gold standard. Money that grows on... well I suppose it's not trees exactly, but eh, close enough.
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# ¿ Feb 7, 2016 20:32 |
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Novo posted:the design work is easy: previous bitcoin prices -> machine learning! -> future bitcoin prices (Looks at graph of price history) "This is easy! You just buy in here, at the low point, then sell right here at the next peak. Then do that again, here and here. And here and here. Man, I can't believe no one has figured this out before! I'm going to be rich!"
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# ¿ Mar 17, 2016 03:15 |
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cubicle gangster posted:Why wouldn't Crowley just review the food and the woman who made the salad got a rating that way. That's how we do it now. It doesn't just work, it's the best way. Well you see, the only people who'd be bothering to rate the tastiness of food pictures in exchange for penny shavings would be poor people... who probably couldn't afford the very food they're rating. This allows Crowley to feel superior to them, without ever needing to bother to even find out anything about them. It's the same reason he doesn't just steal the autonomous intelligent lawnmowers, murder them, and sell them for parts. He'd rather have the feeling of having slaves working his land (mechanical slaves, yes, but still self-aware enough for his taste) than get the money for a used carburetor.
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# ¿ Mar 17, 2016 15:58 |
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Cojawfee posted:Just call up the central Bitcoin dispatch and get them to reverse the transaction. Or have FDIC cover the depositors' funds.
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# ¿ Aug 3, 2016 04:20 |
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# ¿ May 13, 2024 23:06 |
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Kim Dotcom is bringing Megaupload back, and this time it's apparently going to have bitcoins awkwardly stapled on.quote:This system will be called Bitcache and Dotcom claimed its launch would send the bitcoin price soaring way above its current $575 value. http://fortune.com/2016/08/05/bitcoin-megaupload-kim-dotcom/ https://twitter.com/KimDotcom/status/761377836271894528 https://twitter.com/KimDotcom/status/761380995824168960
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