loving millennials, don't you know the true way to prosperity is to bootstrap yourselves with a socially acceptable business, not artisanal froo froo crap but old fashioned american fast food like M.C. Doogans or Hamburger Knave
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# ¿ Jan 18, 2016 17:21 |
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# ¿ May 2, 2024 17:24 |
Good luck to you OP, the restaurant industry is the mobile dev of food
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# ¿ Jan 18, 2016 17:42 |
A real question I have is, is your kickstarter actually going to be enough for you to even open the joint 5k is not a lot to start any business and you'd be surprised how quickly that poo poo goes down the drain. What are the other fund sources for opening the place, if any. What's the cost breakdown on the (potential) KS return
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# ¿ Jan 18, 2016 17:45 |
Additionally I know you're expecting an amazing performance, but if you don't have the funds to open the place and need 5,000 in internet stranger money, have you budgeted for the potentiality of not turning ANY profit at all for about 3 months to start
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# ¿ Jan 18, 2016 17:48 |
Sounds to me like you deliberately shot low on the KS to get SOME funding even though it may not be enough to cover the rest of your startup costs. Have you consulted BFC or A/T at all about running a ristorante
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# ¿ Jan 18, 2016 18:09 |
What will you do in the fairly likely event the KS fails
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# ¿ Jan 18, 2016 18:27 |
Mange Mite posted:lol the guy begging for money calls other people bums Yeah I've been taking my doubts with a humongous grain of salt but this was just kinda rude. On the other hand, GBS is full of bums Spanish Manlove posted:Here's a good article about digital panhandling as it pertains to music. But really substitute the word "band" with "restaurant" or "honeymoon" or "coke habit" and it rings the same. I'm wont to agree with people about crowdfunding and entitlement but holy poo poo is this rear end in a top hat infuriatingly ignorant. It's like he doesn't realize that band members themselves don't make any money off album sales and record labels are extremely conservative—talent is barely part of the goddamn equation these days because talent doesn't sell records†. The metal press is notoriously as awful as games journalism, yes, but holy poo poo. The entitlement here is palpable. THE REPAYMENT FOR FANS' INVESTMENT IS A loving ALBUM YOU STUPID oval office. FULL STOP. †Records don't really sell at all but what little is sold is mainly based off marketability or presence in the wider market Noyemi K fucked around with this message at 20:52 on Jan 18, 2016 |
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# ¿ Jan 18, 2016 20:49 |
I'm not an expert here but I doubt 18k (or 18+7.5 = 24.5k) is enough to open your business and keep you from sinking in the first year if you're not turning a profit. Jesus christ. e: maybe if you were running a truck
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# ¿ Jan 18, 2016 22:59 |
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# ¿ Jan 18, 2016 23:03 |
HoAssHo posted:Why the gently caress would anyone want to own a restaurant? I've never understood this. Most people who do restaurant work hate it and only do it because they don't have much of a choice. That's why they're high all the time and have drinking problems. Brain damage
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# ¿ Jan 19, 2016 13:06 |
I haven't had filipino food besides pancit and lumpia, but I loving love vinegar so ymmv I mean I once drank the stuff to show off when my friends were drunk
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# ¿ Jan 19, 2016 19:39 |
Luvcow posted:ya that's in Canadian, here we say ree seas incorrect, only retard-americans call Reese's "ree sees" it belongs to Reese, like "reese witherspunt"
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# ¿ Jan 20, 2016 01:05 |
OP keeps closing the thread and trying to run from everyones reasonable criticism of his rock-stupid loving idea
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# ¿ Jan 20, 2016 13:12 |
a starwar betamax posted:He's tried closing it 3 times......its like that scene in the revenant where leonardo decaprio keeps trying to crawl away from the bear and it just keeps mauling him more and more what did he expect when he opened a thread linking to his KS in GBS
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# ¿ Jan 20, 2016 15:30 |
and then proceeded to brush actual criticism off as being misguided with the justification being that half the posts in the thread are shitposts counterpoint: the OP is a shitpost
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# ¿ Jan 20, 2016 15:31 |
Microwaves Mom posted:To be fair, had this been the old days of soundmonkey and noni everyone who questioned him would be banned. ALl the kids would be wearing beanie hats and talking excitedly about tito fritos. he also missed that boat by a whole two loving years
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# ¿ Jan 20, 2016 15:36 |
a starwar betamax posted:I want to say that for the record that I think making fun of the OP for his life choices is wrong. If anything, we should praise him for his courage! what galls me is mainly that there are people who were not trolling or shitposting, who unanimously told him it's a bad idea or calmly explained why this is the wrong place to post the thread, and then tried twice to backpedal by closing it I wonder if he'll do the same with his restaurant when he discovers running one is different from running a stand in the summer
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# ¿ Jan 20, 2016 15:38 |
Dr. Tommy John posted:Alright, I'm back from my cat vacation and would like to say a few things. Gimme a sec. just depart the thread dude, there's nothing you can say that's gonna change peoples' minds that either you 1) erroneously believe you've got a good shot at success with this, not to mention the effect it'll have on your relationship 2) erroneously posted this thread in GBS in hopes of raising pitybux by the virtue of being a "fellow goon" as some kind of tribal appeal If you don't care about either of these viewpoints, there's no point trying to change anyone's mind when you don't have enough information to convince anyone you haven't made a huge loving mistake in either case. By all means, go do what you want, quit getting defensive and cut your losses. If you're gonna do it, loving do it, stop endlessly justifying your decision because we all know it's based on feelings and not data, preparation, or significant relevant experience.
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# ¿ Jan 20, 2016 15:48 |
Spanish Manlove posted:The longer you guys try to get epic burns on him in the thread the longer it's on the front page providing free advertising to the lurkers. counterpoint: the longer he keeps beating around the bush defending himself for his mistake the longer it's on the front page inviting more lurkers to get in an epic burn (or alternatively say something about his wife)
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# ¿ Jan 20, 2016 15:53 |
Even if he DOES get funded, it probably won't be because of the thread and it definitely won't be enough to run his loving business
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# ¿ Jan 20, 2016 15:56 |
Spanish Manlove posted:I gave him $5 whoopdee loving doo! poo poo, guess I was wrong, OP's restaurant will definitely succeed with such a massive investment despite reams of industry data suggesting otherwise
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# ¿ Jan 20, 2016 15:59 |
satanic splash-back posted:How much does a PR specialist cost to hire? Because you're going to need one. It's gonna cost him a significant chunk of the funds he's raised to open his restaurant, that's for sure
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# ¿ Jan 20, 2016 16:09 |
You should setup a gofundme when you inevitably fail and need to pay your internet bill op
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# ¿ Jan 21, 2016 08:00 |
satanic splash-back posted:Let it be known, I tried to help him, but he did not take my advice. same also lol, he tried to compare getting earboxed for begging for money in gbs to rape. he looked and sounded like a bitch and his fianceeeeeee will leave him for a man with more balls and less polished armour
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# ¿ Jan 21, 2016 20:53 |
Spanish Manlove posted:No, that was from people being gross in the thread. he agreed to do the video and then bitched out last minute, dude's hosed and he's gonna get cucked
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# ¿ Jan 21, 2016 20:56 |
Spanish Manlove posted:So blame the victim. got it. Neat. you are rock loving stupid
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# ¿ Jan 21, 2016 20:57 |
bradzilla posted:oh no franco is leaving a thread angrily what will we do enjoy the impending silence following the departure of a massive idiot(s)
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# ¿ Jan 21, 2016 20:58 |
FuhrerHat posted:hes in trouble now because they're gonna do a goon meet at his shop and prop up his sales for a day and then never come back franco and op are two tragically stupid peas in a comically stupid, developmentally disabled pod
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# ¿ Jan 21, 2016 21:29 |
Jukeboxblues posted:Why did op show his financé this thread lmao like everything else in life- because he wanted to absolve himself of responsibility for his mistakes
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# ¿ Jan 21, 2016 22:12 |
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# ¿ May 2, 2024 17:24 |
Angry Birds Suicide posted:I'm trying to think of some sort of anology for what GBS just did to this guy but I'm coming up short reaped his taint
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# ¿ Jan 21, 2016 22:51 |