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CaptainSarcastic
Jul 6, 2013



I've been saying for a while now that Ruby Ridge and Waco should not be viewed as mistakes, but rather be treated as blueprints.

#BringBackJanetReno

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CaptainSarcastic
Jul 6, 2013



Boof Bonser posted:

The line between politics and mental illness is nonexistent with these dudes.

CaptainSarcastic
Jul 6, 2013



You know what would really be a nice wrap-up to this whole affair?

Butt pyramids.

A whole bunch of Yeehawdist butt pyramids.

CaptainSarcastic
Jul 6, 2013



The chat goes by way too fast, but it was nice to see a HAIL SATAN in there. :downs:

CaptainSarcastic
Jul 6, 2013



Microwaves Mom posted:

So I take it they're not dead yet.

Apparently not, unfortunately.

CaptainSarcastic
Jul 6, 2013



naem posted:

all your federal bird sanctuary are belong to us

I am assuming that someone already trolled the stream comments with ALL YOUR TARPS ARE BELONG TO US.

CaptainSarcastic
Jul 6, 2013



I don't feel like taking the time to create a burner Youtube account, but someone should argue that this whole thing is a false flag done by Walmart to distract people from them closing down a shitload of stores.

Walmart killed Tarpman.

CaptainSarcastic
Jul 6, 2013



Inkel posted:

Done. It got me timed out (after being warned previously like 5 times) and then got banned for claiming the moderator was accepting checks from Wal-Mart and their crisis actor "ranchers" who they use to smuggle commie beef into our country.

Excellent! :golfclap:

CaptainSarcastic
Jul 6, 2013



InterFaced posted:

I'm guessing once the refuge is back in the hands of the government there will be a shitload of other charges.

Including Aggravated Dumbassery and Malicious Dipshittery.


I was just free-associating to blame Walmart in some bizarre conspiracy theory, but I guess the actual lunatics already beat me to it. "Walmart is closing stores to set up bases for invading Chinamen!" :tinfoil:

http://www.snopes.com/politics/conspiracy/walmartclosures.asp

CaptainSarcastic
Jul 6, 2013



Raku posted:

Caro had a billion times more guts than these pussies, don't lump that noble but deluded goon in with these cowards

Yes, Caro was gloriously insane and met an appropriately grimdark end. These chucklefucks broke the moment it seemed their snack supply might be impeded and do nothing but whine. Tarpman was the closest they had to anyone of his caliber, and even that was a pale imitation.

CaptainSarcastic
Jul 6, 2013



I think it should be noted that he was actually shot by the Oregon State Police, not the FBI. Makes me proud to be an Oregonian. :black101:

CaptainSarcastic
Jul 6, 2013



a bay posted:

Why are you afraid of discussing it

I didn't think it was really possible for you to become a worse poster than you already were, but you have proven me wrong. Congrats, I guess.

CaptainSarcastic
Jul 6, 2013



Yeehawdist motorized infantry:

CaptainSarcastic
Jul 6, 2013



I would like to forward a motion to have a word filter change the word "retard" into "sovereign citizen" across the whole of the forums.

CaptainSarcastic
Jul 6, 2013



Watched the stream for a while on Youtube, got tired of waiting for a hail of flashbangs.

At this point I think the feds are just going to watch their livestream and wait for the remaining sovereign citizens to inadvertently commit mass suicide out of sheer idiocy. Will check in later, but I strongly suspect a shitload of nothing will happen.

CaptainSarcastic
Jul 6, 2013



Krinkle posted:

So why is the meth head quitting? Why did this youtube streamer talk him into it? Why does the guy not seem to know the guy who talked him into it or that he was talked into it?

Taking unrequested life advice from strangers who randomly telephone you at work isn't normal.

But on meth it is.

CaptainSarcastic
Jul 6, 2013



These four Tarpriots make me nostalgic for the old Uli thread catchphrase, "I lust for retard death."

CaptainSarcastic
Jul 6, 2013



The "sovereign citizen" movement makes me think of Leon Festinger's seminal work on cognitive dissonance, When Prophecy Fails - https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/When_Prophecy_Fails

These dipshits are basically a cult, and actual reality is an undiscovered country to them. I remember some of these jackasses getting arrested here decades ago for poo poo like printing their own driver's licenses and such, and had blissfully thought the stupid cult had died out after that. It appears I was wrong.

CaptainSarcastic
Jul 6, 2013



VikingSkull posted:

lol even if it was a showdown Lavoy woulda died

haha

It was suicide by cop. Even the delusional and stripper-named Shawna Cox says he was yelling for the cops to "Just shoot me!" before inciting them to actually shoot him. Of course she also claims they shot him repeatedly after he was down, and that the cops Bonny and Clyded the truck after he got out, but still.

CaptainSarcastic
Jul 6, 2013



VikingSkull posted:

CONFIRMED: During a phoner on Revolution Radio's livestream, the Fab 4 confirm they are still in the refuge

Has "the Flab 4" been coined yet?

CaptainSarcastic
Jul 6, 2013



The Goatfather posted:

cliven bundy (the dad) has decided his son is a bitch and has declared himself the leader of the 4 people remaining at the refuge and issued new demands



http://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2016/feb/01/oregon-armed-militia-standoff-cliven-ammon-bundy-malheur-national-wildlife-refuge

How did he manage to misspell the name of the wildlife refuge in this silly piece of pseudolegal mumbojumbery?

The stupidity of these people is truly amazing. :allears:

CaptainSarcastic
Jul 6, 2013



system protocol posted:

So dumbass driving around baiting cops with an expired registration? Stay tuned.

I lust for retard death.

CaptainSarcastic
Jul 6, 2013




:vince:

CaptainSarcastic
Jul 6, 2013



I saw a comment in the local letters to the editor objecting to calling these fuckwits "militia" when they aren't even close to any dictionary definition of the word. The person who wrote in suggested they be called "rabble" instead, but I think just using "muhlisha" would work. Also, how many of these guys are Mormon? "Mormon Muhlisha" has a nice ring to it, and looks vaguely like the name of an Islamic terrorist group, which is fitting.

CaptainSarcastic
Jul 6, 2013



Angela Christine posted:

I imagine abolitionists were like any other group of people. Neither saints nor monsters, just people with a complex collection of traits and opinions. You could be a total rear end in a top hat and be anti-slavery. You could be generally kind and be pro- slavery, at least in theory (without agreeing with every aspect of the practice of slavery as it actually existed).. IRL people are rarely considerate enough to divide themselves clearly into Good and Evil camps.

This is getting even more tangential to the thread, but the abolition movement was also tied to the women's suffrage movement, and both also had a strong anti-religious and socialistic component. A number of the best-known women in the movement were somewhere on the atheist spectrum, and one that has been largely white-washed out of history was explicitly so.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ernestine_Rose

CaptainSarcastic
Jul 6, 2013



I wanna be a sovereign citizen
Not a slave controlled by the lizardmen
Constitution'll save me from Hillary
If I just cosplay like I'm military

Welcome to a new occupation
All across this sovereign nation

CaptainSarcastic
Jul 6, 2013



Microwaves Mom posted:

Are the 5 of those morons still up there?

It's only 4 of them, and now their fuckwit leader is following his daddy's lead and saying they should stay put.

http://www.oregonlive.com/oregon-standoff/2016/02/a_week_after_telling_refuge_ho.html

I lust for simpleton death.

CaptainSarcastic
Jul 6, 2013



I keep hoping for some kind of comedic inadvertent murder-suicide taking place with the remaining dolts, but I have largely resigned myself to the Feds merely starving them out. :saddowns:

CaptainSarcastic
Jul 6, 2013



Mr.Pibbleton posted:

Yeah, I'd hope they'd realize the FBI had pretty free run of the place despite the presence of those four idiots, I guess they're just mining them for information and incriminating evidence.

The remaining four have an average IQ somewhere around room temperature - I wouldn't expect too much from them.

CaptainSarcastic
Jul 6, 2013



skander posted:

And it can't cross draw.

Neither could Finicum. :rimshot:

CaptainSarcastic
Jul 6, 2013



Really enjoying Cliven Bundy's booking page on the Multnomah County Sheriff website: http://www.mcso.us/PAID/Home/Booking/1364036

CaptainSarcastic
Jul 6, 2013



Alan Smithee posted:

How the hell does a half Japanese dude clutch guns and yell about the government instead of wank it to anime queens at home

Internalized racism, probably.

CaptainSarcastic
Jul 6, 2013



If you're not a sovcit please don't kill yourself, people.

If you ARE a sovcit then please do so with alacrity.

CaptainSarcastic
Jul 6, 2013



Entropic posted:

So the hero of the ranchers is the world's shittiest rancher?

The more I learn about this whole ridiculous saga the dumber it gets.

I know - it is baffling. Just when you think they can't possibly be more stupid they pull out something even worse. It's idiocy all the way down.

CaptainSarcastic
Jul 6, 2013



cumshitter posted:

Shawna Cox is going full SovCit on the Federal government.



Link to court filing.

Part of me sees this as an opening salvo in a "not guilty by reason of mental defect" defense. The terrible English, dream-logic argument, and generally rabid tone make it sound like the ramblings of a teenager having their first psychotic break.

CaptainSarcastic
Jul 6, 2013



I'm not sure if it's been posted to thread already, but if it hasn't then it should have been:

CaptainSarcastic
Jul 6, 2013



Krinkle posted:

This comic can't be used when someone actually is so dumb and actually so goddamn crazy? It's meant for the opposite situation?

I just can't help but feel that these people are so dumb and so goddamn crazy that the last panel is the only thing that matters, and the intent of the original comic doesn't really matter.

Because the sovcits are so dumb and so goddamn crazy.

CaptainSarcastic
Jul 6, 2013



KakerMix posted:

Think he's hungry?

Probably. No caffeine, no nicotine, no alcohol - his appetite is probably uncomfortable.

CaptainSarcastic
Jul 6, 2013



You can get a DUI on a bicycle in multiple states that I am aware of.

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CaptainSarcastic
Jul 6, 2013



Epic High Five posted:

Jesus how much goddamned weed did they bring and smoke? I'm assuming the tobacco was emptied out to use the paper as joints at least

Nah, I'm thinking those are filtered tubes and loose tobacco for making your own cigarettes. I did that for years as a cost-saving measure when I still smoked, although I used much better tobacco than what that looks like. There is a little mechanical gizmo that pushes the tobacco into the tubes and leaves you with a pretty normal filtered cigarette if you know what you are doing.

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