[[GBS]] Town hall meeting. 2.0 - Order in the court! Pizza is here

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VendaGoat: Nov 1, 2005

dreezy posted:

close any threaad without at least 2 pictures of yummy food.

That's a good looking salad, for clowns to eat, at the circus.

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# ¿ May 13, 2024 05:32

VendaGoat: Nov 1, 2005

Zahgaegun posted:

15,034 but I'm thinking about making some tea.

Gonna make some chamomile in a bit here.

# ¿ Feb 3, 2016 05:26

VendaGoat: Nov 1, 2005

Cowman posted:

relax your balls

This is good advice regardless.

# ¿ Feb 3, 2016 05:35

VendaGoat: Nov 1, 2005

genesplicer posted:

Long, long ago, in 1976, I was part of my high school's crack computer team. Our school didn't actually have a computer. We had a teletype machine and a 300 baud modem. With this, we connected to the MIT mainframe and assisted seniors in finding colleges that had the progams they were interested in taking. During downtime, I figured out something. We used numerical codes to navigate, so I decided to see what other codes would do. After finding very little of interest, I managed to stumble upon the complete list of codes.

With this I was able to enter into parts of the server I was not authorized to enter. I managed to figure out a few passwords (not nearly as secure as they are today) and accessed even more. About this time, we had to do a report on some topic in biology. I decided to wow my teacher, and do my report on genetic engineering. This was a new technology (the first experiments had been done in 1973), and MIT was at the forefront. Since I had access to their primitive email system, I sent a few messages to the grad students asking questions. Eventually they figured out I was not an MIT student and questioned me. I explained what I had done, and the students approached a professor. They gave me limited access to their mainframe, in exchange for me not trying to crack the system any further. Quite a coup for a freshman high school kid.

The professor set up my account, with the tounge-in-cheek name "Genesplicer" (actually, it was "gensplcr", because login names were all 8 characters)

So, in December of this year, I will haved used the name "genesplicer" on various websites, etc, on the ARPANET, BBSs and the Internet, for 40 years.

Life is funny.

# ¿ Feb 3, 2016 23:33

VendaGoat: Nov 1, 2005

Hola!

# ¿ Feb 5, 2016 18:32

VendaGoat: Nov 1, 2005

Isaac posted:

Ill make a list here ao if i get high i wont forget anything.

Feed chickens
Collect eggs
Let the goats out of the goat shed
Feed sick dog antibiotics
Make moonshine

Smoke yourself retarded, but not while you are making moonshine.

# ¿ Feb 5, 2016 23:39

VendaGoat: Nov 1, 2005

social vegan posted:

I'm impressed u can type that well w one hand

# ¿ Feb 11, 2016 22:31

VendaGoat: Nov 1, 2005

dreezy posted:

stop being me enfield. people already get us confused.

# ¿ Feb 15, 2016 21:37

VendaGoat: Nov 1, 2005

dad gay. so what posted:

one of my alts is a mod

I can believe this.

# ¿ Feb 16, 2016 21:11

VendaGoat: Nov 1, 2005

scott zoloft posted:

how many nooners are there?

We are all Nooner.

# ¿ Feb 17, 2016 20:02

VendaGoat: Nov 1, 2005

Nod all Mooners!

# ¿ Feb 17, 2016 20:31

VendaGoat: Nov 1, 2005

Enfield posted:

i have sigs off

# ¿ Feb 18, 2016 00:05

VendaGoat: Nov 1, 2005

Moridin920 posted:

sigs off avs on
that's the way we like to post

You made a good post.

I have to rethink my life now.

# ¿ Feb 18, 2016 00:07

VendaGoat: Nov 1, 2005

Isaac posted:

Exceeding your limits with extraordinary powers

we're goons. If we wipe our asses we've exceeded our limits.

# ¿ Feb 18, 2016 04:09

VendaGoat: Nov 1, 2005

Is that on loving crackers? What kind of piss poor crust is that?

# ¿ Feb 18, 2016 20:23

VendaGoat: Nov 1, 2005

a starwar betamax posted:

Im really sorry guys but I just noticed that that pissa was called "oriental style" on the recipe website.......

So what? Crab rangoon crust?

Would.

# ¿ Feb 18, 2016 21:47

VendaGoat: Nov 1, 2005

Gilganixon posted:

what's the difference between a crypto-jew and regular type?

Bitcoins?

# ¿ Feb 18, 2016 22:58

VendaGoat: Nov 1, 2005

FishionMailed posted:

please put sunglasses on him to make it complete

That's ridiculous. They don't have ears, how would the glasses stay on?

# ¿ Feb 19, 2016 01:00

VendaGoat: Nov 1, 2005

FishionMailed posted:

check your privilege, goat

BAH!

# ¿ Feb 19, 2016 01:05

VendaGoat: Nov 1, 2005

FishionMailed posted:

uh resting on the bill?

morpheus style?

But the duck has horrible credit. :confused:

# ¿ Feb 19, 2016 01:08

VendaGoat: Nov 1, 2005

dad gay. so what posted:

yes. this is concerning to me and feels like a personal vendetta

Posters should not be afraid of the mods, mods should be afraid of the posters.

# ¿ Feb 19, 2016 22:10

VendaGoat: Nov 1, 2005

dad gay. so what posted:

you are not allowed to have fun online

# ¿ Feb 19, 2016 22:22

VendaGoat: Nov 1, 2005

dad gay. so what posted:

or we could all have a barcode of our forums id forceably tatooed onto our hand and then all be forced to purchase some kind of RFID device from the forums store that will ration our forum credits which can be used for things like posting threads etc.

So, you'll be voting for Bernie Sanders then?

# ¿ Feb 19, 2016 22:58