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My Imaginary GF
Jul 17, 2005

by R. Guyovich
Down by the Baucus
Where the gumdrops grow
Got a raukus in the caucus
That CSPAN just don't show

Fired up?

*crickets*

Ready for Hillary?

*crickets*

Republican Turnout?

MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN!

Jose posted:

why is iowa of all places so important

Because you can't have America's #1 corn producer go first.

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My Imaginary GF
Jul 17, 2005

by R. Guyovich

Luigi Thirty posted:

Today's Iowa Quinnipiac poll is out!

Trump 31
Cruz 24
Rubio 17

Trump leads with men by 14 points over Cruz. The support he loses with women goes to Rubio. First-timers for the GOP overwhelmingly support Trump because of immigration.

Sanders 49
Clinton 46
O'Malley 3

Sanders leads with people making under 50K 58-38 and with people under 45 74-23. First-timers overwhelmingly support Sanders while repeat caucusgoers support Clinton. The most important issue for Dem caucusgoers is healthcare.

Donald Trump is the Republican Obama with the stylings of Reagan.

My Imaginary GF
Jul 17, 2005

by R. Guyovich

pathetic little tramp posted:

Maps like this always make Antarctica look fuckin massive. It's actually just a bit larger than the US or Europe, but it looks like the size of Eurasia at least here

Also Africa is much, much larger than you imagine.

My Imaginary GF
Jul 17, 2005

by R. Guyovich
Watch the blizzard take down cell towers throughout Iowa and cause result reporting to be an immense, unknowable clusterfuck.

My Imaginary GF
Jul 17, 2005

by R. Guyovich

Joementum posted:

Quote of the day, “I’d love to say that second place is great but it’s not a win and I know that’s a terrible expectation to set but our country needs to win again.” ~ Corey Lewandowski, campaign manager for Trump.

There's nobody who campaigns harder than the candidate who comes in 2nd.

My Imaginary GF
Jul 17, 2005

by R. Guyovich

Venom Snake posted:

Hillary is generally very well liked by Dem's, sorry to disappoint.

Well, let's clarify that, Venom Snake: At least one Clinton is well-liked by Democrats, so long as they ain't a communist pretending to be a Democrat

My Imaginary GF
Jul 17, 2005

by R. Guyovich

Rynn posted:

Anyone with more insight to this than me - what are Hillary's chances if she loses Iowa and likely NH? Historically is that pretty much the end for a candidate?

0%, given that Hillary is winning the Iowa caucus.

My Imaginary GF
Jul 17, 2005

by R. Guyovich

I told ya, Joementun. Jeb!'s SuperPAC shoulda promised a "victory dividend" of $1,000 to every registered R voter that attenda the caucus if Jeb! placed first

My Imaginary GF
Jul 17, 2005

by R. Guyovich

fade5 posted:

Counter-counterpoint, Trump should be doing way better than this

It'll be interesting to see the crosstabs on the Republican primary.

How's turnout looking, Joe?

My Imaginary GF
Jul 17, 2005

by R. Guyovich

MeatwadIsGod posted:

Iowa please legalize cooping and bring all my 19th century electioneering fantasies into the 21st century tia

Cooping's legal in Iowa, MeatwadIsGod. Where else would ya get your seed from?

My Imaginary GF
Jul 17, 2005

by R. Guyovich

No Butt Stuff posted:

why would you vote on a recount instead of just recounting

Oh, Iowans, always trying to make the state more Floridian in election years.

My Imaginary GF
Jul 17, 2005

by R. Guyovich

TyrantWD posted:

Tonight just proved that this election cycle was only different in terms of allowing the clown car to exist longer than normal, but in the end, the most electable candidate in the general election wins the nomination.

This cycle is very loving different. First time Democrats have rejected the grassroots candidate in favor of the establishment, while Republicans have rejected the establishment candidate in favor of the grassroots.

Could you imagine calling Ted Cruz the grassroots candidate a year ago?

My Imaginary GF
Jul 17, 2005

by R. Guyovich

Joementum posted:

Iowa City can't report the numbers because the precinct chair's phone battery is dead. Caucuses own.

Chicago has ballotboxes falling into the river.

Iowa has forgetting your car charger.

My Imaginary GF
Jul 17, 2005

by R. Guyovich
Ted Cruz: "I shall overcome. I shall overcome.

As long as I get out of bed first."

My Imaginary GF
Jul 17, 2005

by R. Guyovich
Nooooo


Turn right, Hillary, turn right :'(

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My Imaginary GF
Jul 17, 2005

by R. Guyovich

Joementum posted:

Ted Cruz is still talking by the way.

He's just so excited for Jeb!'s results

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