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How many quarters after Q1 2016 till Marissa Mayer is unemployed?
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TACD
Oct 27, 2000

I used to work in an Apple store in the Bay Area and a good portion of the Genius team ended up leaving for Palantir. I didn't know the company was doing badly, hope those guys are alright.

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TACD
Oct 27, 2000

It really seems like some people just have an insatiable hard-on for a hyper-automated life like the Jetsons or Wallace and Gromit, where you can literally just press a button and your internet-connected toaster downloads some bread so it's all toasted and buttered by the time your iJuicer has squirted out Tuesday's scheduled juice flavour.

In the fantasy we can just keep adding computers to mundane appliances until we're living in a techno-utopian world where our houses are all pristine white like Apple stores and we need never sully ourselves with chores, except in reality it just means you end up spending your evenings fixing a security flaw in your lightswitch and installing new firmware in your shoes.

Edit: Haha you didn't include this amazing quote:

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‘Juice is trending,’” said Colleen Wachob, a former Organic Avenue employee who is now chief brand officer at MindBodyGreen, a lifestyle website. “He’s been into this since before it was cool.”
Boy, I sure wish I'd been into juice before all the plebs got on board. It's probably too late to start now, juice is so loving mainstream. Heh.

TACD fucked around with this message at 20:52 on Mar 31, 2016

TACD
Oct 27, 2000

cheese posted:

...I don't think hes got his own private flotilla of yachts quite yet.
There's no ZipYacht boat-sharing service yet? I know how I'm going to make my first million!

TACD
Oct 27, 2000

ToxicSlurpee posted:

There is some really bubbly behavior going on but considering how important technology is to literally everything the human race does nowadays who knows if it'll ever burst. Even so it's a crazy situation that needs a fix sooner rather than later but you have a poo poo load of property owners going "gently caress you got mine."
Genuine question: what does a 'never bursting' scenario look like? Are there examples of similar situations that have somehow transitioned into stability?

TACD
Oct 27, 2000

axeil posted:

Admitting to attending/working at Fyre Festival is probably the biggest self-own you could do to yourself in 2017. No one feels bad for these people marks.

Anyone with half a brain got out before poo poo hit the fan.
I assume this is going to end up with the Bahamas trying to sue the organisers after they inevitably abandon the festival site and leave all their refugee tents and piles of trash behind.

TACD
Oct 27, 2000

Konstantin posted:

It seems like the winner will be whoever releases the first AAA quality game that uses VR as an essential component. Tech demos and small scale projects can only get you so far, now that the tech is there someone needs to make something that mass market consumers will pay hundreds of dollars to play. Have any of the large game studios made a public commitment to develop something major for a specific technology?
I know Valve doesn't make games anymore but I was still a bit surprised / disappointed that they didn't announce Half-Life 3 as a Vive-exclusive launch title. Seems like that'd be the obvious 'killer app' and guarantee of maximum possible hype.

TACD
Oct 27, 2000

Doggles posted:

Question: Should you knowingly rent out defective cars that are at risk of bursting into flame?

If your answer is anything other than an emphatic "yes" you failed to pass the test to manage a $70 billion company.

Uber knowingly rented cars that were at risk of catching fire to its drivers in Singapore, a report says
I guess I'm behind the times, but since when did Uber start renting cars to its drivers? I thought drivers bringing their own cars was their whole deal and fairly central to their already-tenuous "we're not a taxi company" gambit?

TACD
Oct 27, 2000

Bastard Tetris posted:

This guy is an entitled rear end in a top hat trying to paper over his shortcomings with biotruth bullshit.
Sounds like he's got the right stuff to be a SV startup millionaire CEO

TACD
Oct 27, 2000

Arsenic Lupin posted:

behavior can have consequences.
This is a very optimistic statement.

TACD
Oct 27, 2000


Remember this? Technology being unable to deal with non–white people has been happening for a while, though this is a pretty funny example of it.

TACD
Oct 27, 2000

withak posted:

I think this was a joke.
Do you mean that specific display, the Amazon/WF merger, the 21st century, modern capitalism, the United States, or humanity in general?

TACD
Oct 27, 2000

Schubalts posted:

Hell, it's how every retail store has operated since Ugg first realized that his neighbors came looking to trade more often for sharp rocks than for chalk, so he decided to store more of them.
There were a few worrying seconds were I thought you meant the boot brand had started selling rocks and my first thought was "whatever, who knows what kids are into these days".

TACD
Oct 27, 2000

fishmech posted:

Trillions of dollars and manhours have been spent to prove good business software is impossible.
I have to use scientific software. I have wet dreams over the quality of business software.

TACD
Oct 27, 2000

Inescapable Duck posted:

Instead we have eighty zillion hats.
IIRC we have Yanis Varoufakis to thank for the thriving hatconomy.

TACD
Oct 27, 2000

Rhesus Pieces posted:

How on loving earth was this ever allowed to begin with? :psyduck:
Wasn’t there some legal loophole that meant upskirt photos and revenge porn weren’t technically even illegal? Perhaps that was only in the UK.

TACD
Oct 27, 2000

Well, this was totally unforeseeable and unexpected:

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Security research firm Rhino Security Labs found a vulnerability in the Amazon Key in-home delivery service's security procedures that could allow either the courier or even a savvy and malicious bystander to enter your home undetected after the delivery is completed. Amazon has promised to change how Key works in order to make it easier for you to tell when something unusual is happening in this event, but the changes proposed by Amazon don't necessarily resolve the vulnerability.

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Rhino Labs discovered that a courier equipped with a simple program can use their laptop to fake a command from your Wi-Fi router to disconnect the Cloud Cam from your network. This causes the camera to stop functioning by freezing the image at the last frame. At that point, the courier could re-enter your home, do whatever it is that they want there, and then exit, reactivate the camera, and lock the door as usual. This re-entry would be undetectable by the resident, and it would appear like a normal delivery in Amazon's data.

TACD
Oct 27, 2000

MisterOblivious posted:

You're the one assuming you can cash out.
I don’t really follow Bitcoin stuff beyond what a few breathless friends post on Facebook, but why would this be an issue? Does nobody let you sell more than a tiny amount of Bitcoin at a time or something?

TACD
Oct 27, 2000

Condiv posted:

iirc, a huge problem with the bitcoin exchanges is there aren't any banks who are willing to transfer to customers (considering how shady bitcoins are)

so bitfinex has no ability to pay out. but people keep paying it cause they're loving idiots. oh and bitfinex has tether cause of all this, they're basically notes saying "we'll pay you $1 usd". so if you have 30k tether that's supposed to be equivalent to 30k usd

problem is there's no way to actually convert tether to usd
So I buy Bitcoin from an exchange in dollars, but when I sell them the exchange keeps my dollars and gives me an equivalent amount of their homegrown funny money? 🧐

I was wondering why I haven’t seen any articles with people showing off their houses and cars paid for with Bitcoin speculation.

TACD
Oct 27, 2000

Wrong thread, oops!

TACD
Oct 27, 2000

such dogecoin, very wow

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Introduced as a "joke currency" on 8 December 2013, Dogecoin quickly developed its own online community and reached a capitalization of US$60 million in January 2014; as of November 2017, it has a capitalization of US$240 million.

TACD
Oct 27, 2000

A big flaming stink posted:

Instead of bitcoin, you should have invested in Alpha/Beta/Unlimited dual lands and Power Nine cards. You'd still get massive gains and your investment is actually based on something material (wizard poker :v:)
Nah, get some Bitcoin, sit back and let currency forks multiply your gains for free!

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On August 1, a dissident faction of the Bitcoin community created a new payment network called Bitcoin Cash. There are lots of Bitcoin-derived spinoff currencies, of course, but this was unusual because it branched off from the existing Bitcoin blockchain. The result was the cryptocurrency equivalent of a stock split: everyone who owned one bitcoin before the split suddenly owned a "cash" bitcoin after the split.

Today, the value of Bitcoin Cash in circulation is about $20 billion. That makes it the third most valuable currency, after only the original Bitcoin and Ethereum. And this appears to be newly created wealth. The value of vanilla bitcoins didn't fall significantly on the day of the split, and it has since zoomed upwards so that the value of all conventional bitcoins is now around $150 billion.

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The question now is who is going to try this trick next. The answer is: a lot of people. In recent weeks, a bunch of different people have announced plans to create new currencies. There's Bitcoin Silver, Bitcoin Platinum, Bitcoin Diamond, Bitcoin Uranium, Bitcoin Cash Plus, and Super Bitcoin.
Who cares about one Bitcoin bubble when we can have a fractal infinity of bubbles? Free money for everyone! :homebrew:

TACD
Oct 27, 2000

Effect of private versus emergency medical systems transportation in trauma patients in a mostly physician based system- a retrospective multicenter study based on the TraumaRegister DGU®

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Private transport (PT) accelerates the median pre-hospital times, but prolongs time to diagnostic measures and time in the trauma room.

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PT seemed to lead to a small benefit in terms of mortality, which may reflect pre-hospital times, pre-hospital interventions or other confounders.

TACD
Oct 27, 2000

I can't even figure out Snapchat's current design :corsair:

TACD
Oct 27, 2000

ryonguy posted:

Small content producer? YouScrewed.
I have a had time feeling sympathy for anybody expecting to make money from advertising. If you run a channel as a hobby this won't affect you, and if you're serious enough to hope to earn income from it then start a Patreon.

TACD
Oct 27, 2000

ryonguy posted:

YouTube actively works to prevent people from monetizing their videos through Patreon.
I didn't know this! How do they do that, is it more than the lower prioritisation LeJackal mentioned?

TACD
Oct 27, 2000

Websites grousing about adblocking always seem to be missing the point slightly to me. If I’m “stealing content” by blocking ads then I’m still “stealing content” when I view them because I sure as poo poo am not 1) clicking on the ads and 2) making a purchase as the result of that click. I’m not paying anybody in either case so there’s no ad revenue to be shared. If I am economically required to make a certain number of purchases from ad clicks then you might as well just have an honest subscription model.

Advertising is a cancer.

TACD
Oct 27, 2000

ShadowHawk posted:

There are pay per impression ads, and pay per conversion ads (advertiser only pays if the user does something more than click, like add item to shopping cart).
Sure, but unless I’m actually spending money then somebody is still getting something for free. If I block ads, websites complain they don’t get paid by the advertisers. If I view ads, the websites get paid but the advertisers could complain they’re not getting any clickthroughs. If I click on ads but don’t buy anything then whoever paid for the ad complains they’re not seeing any purchases.

My dumb point is just that there’s no economic difference between blocking ads and not buying things via ads, it just changes who feels ripped off and I’m never going to feel sorry for somebody upset about not receiving ad revenue.

TACD
Oct 27, 2000

Rhesus Pieces posted:

Supposedly sharing your exercise progress helps keep people focused and accountable but I've been doing just fine keeping all my exercise info strictly to myself.
It’s really very fortunate that so many of the techniques rumoured by some guy on Medium to help people achieve their goals also happen to increase engagement and sales for the companies promoting them!!

TACD
Oct 27, 2000

Arsenic Lupin posted:

A complaint I heard on Marketplace (I think) about the new interface is that the old interface allowed you the illusion that the stars were your friends, just one more person on your friendslist, while the new interface separated the lists out, shattering the illusion.

That’s a feature.

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Despite the criticism, Spiegel remains characteristically bolshy about the new design, telling a conference in San Francisco that “some of the complaints we’re seeing reinforce the philosophy.

“One of the complaints we got was, ‘wow I used to feel like this celebrity was my friend and now they don’t feel like my friend anymore’. And we’re like: ‘Exactly. They’re not your friend.’ So for us, even some of the frustrations we’re seeing really validate those changes. And it’ll take time for people to adjust.”

TACD
Oct 27, 2000

"This content should be allowed on Facebook, and I would not mind seeing it" is a great line to be admitted as evidence after Facebook sends the results of their honeypot survey to the authorities.

TACD
Oct 27, 2000

Avenging_Mikon posted:

I have a hard time believing that Facebook, Twitter, et al are not already scraping private communication for "demographic information", though there’s likely not a person watching the informantion.
Yea, considering the extreme measures Facebook takes to construct ghost profiles for people that don’t use it and to collect so much information on users that it subverts witness protection and poo poo, it’s hilariously naïve to call Facebook messenger ‘private communication’.

TACD
Oct 27, 2000

Well I hope they still invite a photographer to take screenshots of everybody for $50 a pop or there’s really no point in going

TACD
Oct 27, 2000

Ghost Leviathan posted:

I thought of you people.


Today, we call these machines bitcoin ASICs

TACD
Oct 27, 2000

Mister Facetious posted:

I think the opposite; now we can see what people really think when they don't give deliberate thought to what they type.

It's been more effective at allowing people to out themselves as unlikeable assholes with bad opinions than any other form of expression or journalism in recent memory.
But it turns out that unlikeable assholes with bad opinions are wildly popular and people will beg for a chance to throw money at them.

TACD
Oct 27, 2000

Kinda lol to be talking about ‘building codes’ and ‘housing regulations’ when they’re barely respected in rented housing already and we’re talking about repurposing abandoned commercial properties in the aftermath of an economic apocalypse

TACD
Oct 27, 2000

Motronic posted:

Can you explain this position? Because we're talking about a fresh water supply and waste water return that can't support that density of occupants in a manner that is hygienic.
Well excuse me your majesty, I didn’t realise I was speaking to royalty. The units are still $50/week per head and if it’s not sanitary enough for you you’re welcome to try your luck outdoors.

TACD
Oct 27, 2000

Facebook is desperate to convince people they’re not fash, they’re just Sideshow Bob stepping on rakes over and over. Oops! Oops! Haha whoops!

TACD
Oct 27, 2000

adoration for none posted:

The end of Vine, regardless of the intent by Twitter, makes a case for publicly owned or open source apps. Move these apps (or the communities built on top of them) out of the market to more solid ground so they can't get swallowed up overnight.
There's plenty of options like that already (Aether, Diaspora, Mastodon, etc) but they're almost always incredibly awkward to set up and use and thus never get a critical mass of users to make them worthwhile. It's also extremely difficult to avoid having somebody in charge responsible for the bills who can ultimately be tempted into selling the service.

TACD
Oct 27, 2000

Papercut posted:

Being able to turn lights off and on remotely, getting usage statistics, getting end of life alerts, etc are all perfectly useful additions that aren't just your fridge pinging you to buy milk.
I contest your assertion that remote activation and usage statistics are worthwhile lightbulb features

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TACD
Oct 27, 2000

I remember learning about Ogg Vorbis and very smugly ripping all my CDs to this superior open format


I also remember sheepishly re-ripping them all as MP3s a few years later when it became clear I was not, in fact, ‘ahead of the curve’

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