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It's like Scandinavia is already in the future.
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I get Sweden and Switzerland mixed up all the time so I double-checked before calling it Scandinavia.
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Aug 2, 2023 19:54
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I think that cash- and check-users self-segregating themselves to a separate but equal line in the grocery store is a great idea.
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Aug 6, 2023 17:38
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I thought it was going to count the "m" as two "n"s.
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Aug 7, 2023 18:33
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It is reasonably robust for its weight.
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Aug 7, 2023 19:39
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My friend just bought an electric car while living in an apartment with no place to plug it in. Based on their driving habits they calculated they they would have to visit a charger somewhere every ~3 weeks and were fine with that. Then they drove it a while and found out that the 250-mile advertised range is actually more like 100 to 150 if you follow the manufacturer’s charging recommendations. So now there are negotiations with the landlord to add a charging circuit to an ancient building whose existing panels were described by an electrician as “widowmakers.”
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Aug 13, 2023 23:49
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Lmfao @ thinking that landlords will do anything that isn't going to make them more money in the next two months.
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Aug 14, 2023 03:38
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I tried Google's AI search response beta a month or two ago and basically it was regurgitating the exact the same stuff as the first few hits, which are also usually AI-generated but not labeled as such.
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Aug 29, 2023 21:07
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I’m not going to believe anything AI tells me until someone can make autocorrect work reliably.
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Sep 10, 2023 22:49
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lmfao @ his prospective date having been to the google offices on a date before.
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Sep 15, 2023 15:45
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dr_rat posted:The actual profit is $2300 as you put the $1900 debt in the name of the cow before you sell it. lmfao
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Sep 18, 2023 20:50
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I shop for refrigerators exclusively at the Apple Store.
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Sep 18, 2023 21:17
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Amazon just gets added now to the queue of mediocre streaming services you rotate through one at a time to binge whatever few things they have worth watching.
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Sep 22, 2023 18:15
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Can these freezer doors mine bitcoins?
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Oct 3, 2023 18:43
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I watch enough youtube and dislike seeing ads enough to make premium worth it. I'm too old for adblocker arms races across multiple platforms. I still shake with rage though when someone wants to show me something on youtube on their phone or whatever and some long ridiculous ad plays first, or gets inserted randomly in the middle.
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Oct 22, 2023 14:29
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They ones I watch make it pretty obvious where the cooked-in ad is, either with specific background graphic or music or an actual progress bar counting down that makes it easy to skip. Or they put it at the end and you just stop watching when the sponsored part starts.
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Oct 22, 2023 23:02
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Being able to say “can’t go out today, AI driver says it isn’t safe” might be the biggest point in their favor.
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Oct 30, 2023 22:23
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I thought google was?
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Nov 1, 2023 20:26
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We don't have loonies in America.
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Nov 16, 2023 20:37
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Negostrike posted:Don't these motherfuckers make enough money to sort out that catastrophic balding I want to write to this guy and offer to lend him my clippers.
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Nov 22, 2023 23:12
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If you receive "5" insulin instead of "0.5" insulin then you just get extremely healthier, right?
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Dec 1, 2023 16:16
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Leon Trotsky 2012 posted:It will make you very sleepy, sweaty, and gain weight. It's not a fatal dose or anything, but if you do it for a while, then it can cause your blood sugar level to tank and send you into a diabetic coma that kills you. How serious it is will also depend on the specific person and how serious their diabetes is. Then maybe we shouldn't let idiot programmers make these kinds of mistakes.
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Dec 1, 2023 16:23
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In my family we play Axis and Allies after Christmas dinner.
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Dec 14, 2023 05:19
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Luv 2 invent trains
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Dec 23, 2023 03:21
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Knowing that the modern economy brutally punished Instant Pot for making a product that the customer can just buy once and use for a very long time without needing to keep buying upgrades, accessories, subscriptions, etc. is always good for a chuckle.
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Dec 24, 2023 17:47
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Seat position presets are stored in the cloud.
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Dec 26, 2023 01:43
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BiggerBoat posted:I think I'm gonna cut Prime and Netflix out this year. I don't even order from Amazon all that much so the perks aren't really worht it either. There's tons of free poo poo out there and even just renting something I really want to see is gonna be cheaper. I know I don't watch 30 bucks a month or content a month for a full year. Only downside might be a series I want to see but those are few and far between. Subscribe to one at a time, as needed. When you finish watching the stuff you wanted on one service then unsubscribe and switch to another service to watch whatever has accumulated there since last time.
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Dec 28, 2023 19:02
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I just use the color laser printer at work.
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Dec 29, 2023 19:09
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Kagrenak posted:and then in the last act he just takes it completely off the loving rails. Neal Stephenson is famous for being completely unable to write endings.
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Jan 12, 2024 05:14
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It probably knows that images similar to this are usually labeled “chair” on the internet. Test it on a 3d model of a chair or a shop fabrication drawing of one.
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Jan 28, 2024 03:31
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Best $20 I ever spent.
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Jan 29, 2024 04:59
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Letting autocomplete make business decisions for my company.
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Feb 17, 2024 03:02
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Report that IT Printer Cop to HR for snooping on employee's personal information. HR loves that kind of stuff.
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I don’t order from restaurants any more, I order from brokers who placed an order for something I am willing to eat back when demand was low.
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There is a guy who rides one of those electric wheely things on the multiuse path near me, but he wears a motorcycle helmet, head-to-toe black leather with various red LED highlights, and some kind of personal speaker system that blasts rock music while he rides. It is cyberpunk AF.
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Mar 15, 2024 23:02
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PhazonLink posted:like bouncers or cashiers at bars/clubs or booze stores dont have perfect photo memory, like if they do an ID check they probably shortcut it with just the birth year, or if theyre unsure, check a nearby page a day calendar and then check to see if a ID is real and not fake. There are college town bars that scan/swipe your id, I assume to protect themselves if they get caught up in an underage drinking sting. Anyway, for a website, deleting potentially valuable data is harming shareholder value.
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Mar 31, 2024 20:16
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The Mechanical Mumbaikar.
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Cybertruck comes prewashed from the factory.
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Apr 22, 2024 05:37
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I think it will work great, problem will be that just because my lovely AI simulacrum and your lovely AI simulacrum turn out to be deep-down soulmates doesn't mean that you will like me.
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You fill out a form.
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