Register a SA Forums Account here!
JOINING THE SA FORUMS WILL REMOVE THIS BIG AD, THE ANNOYING UNDERLINED ADS, AND STUPID INTERSTITIAL ADS!!!

You can: log in, read the tech support FAQ, or request your lost password. This dumb message (and those ads) will appear on every screen until you register! Get rid of this crap by registering your own SA Forums Account and joining roughly 150,000 Goons, for the one-time price of $9.95! We charge money because it costs us money per month for bills, and since we don't believe in showing ads to our users, we try to make the money back through forum registrations.
Who will win the debate?
Donald Trump
Ted Cruz
Marco Rubio
Jeb! Bush
Ben Carson
John Kasich
Chris Christie
Baby Hitler
View Results
 
  • Locked thread
EXTREME INSERTION
Jun 4, 2011

by LadyAmbien

PDP-1 posted:

abc in with a graph that clearly explains the outcome of tonight's debate as a pile of brown stuff



This looks like someone having an arrhythmia

Adbot
ADBOT LOVES YOU

Prof. Lurker
Mar 10, 2015

I've got the fire of human liberty!

I'm setting fires everywhere!

And humans are turning on everywhere!
Is Luntz's "focus group" saying Rubio won this?

My Imaginary GF
Jul 17, 2005

by R. Guyovich

Hollismason posted:

Did Rubio gently caress up again.

he said that women have a right to choose after he failed to look human when confronted by chris "not a walrus" christie

memy
Oct 15, 2011

by exmarx
MSNBC playing Marco Rubio's glitchy canned line

paranoid randroid
Mar 4, 2007

EXTREME INSERTION posted:

This looks like someone having an arrhythmia

that someone is america

Vile
Aug 28, 2005

by Nyc_Tattoo

Montasque posted:

Republican hacks on CNN are trying to make Eminent Domain the end of Donald Trump.

Everyone else is like "meh".

EDIT: Lots of the CNN talking heads think Kasich did amazing at this debate.

Ahahahah yeah it's so obvious who the hacks are

Fritz Coldcockin
Nov 7, 2005

Prof. Lurker posted:

Is Luntz's "focus group" saying Rubio won this?

Luntz's focus groups literally say whatever Luntz wants them to.

oystertoadfish
Jun 17, 2003

stumped?????????????????
https://twitter.com/BubbaAtkinson/status/696162915800457218
or that thing where the gap between attention paid to trump and attention paid to the other politicians decreases as elections near? iono. im not gonna look into it. i only found this looking for more of those mccain graham things

i did find this complete compilation
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eqbZEWhckis

Grey Fox
Jan 5, 2004

ABC News is giving me 2004 public access flashbacks.

SpiderHyphenMan
Apr 1, 2010

by Fluffdaddy
Someone get me the video of the splitscreen where Marco Rubio is going into his stump for the third time in two minutes and Chris Christie is looking at him in complete bafflement with a hint of "is this man having a stroke?" right the gently caress now. Thanks in advance.

EXTREME INSERTION
Jun 4, 2011

by LadyAmbien

oystertoadfish posted:

stumped?????????????????
https://twitter.com/BubbaAtkinson/status/696162915800457218
or that thing where the gap between attention paid to trump and attention paid to the other politicians decreases as elections near? iono. im not gonna look into it. i only found this looking for more of those mccain graham things

i did find this complete compilation
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eqbZEWhckis

This looks like torsades de pointes

Arcanen
Dec 19, 2005

Vile posted:

Ahahahah yeah it's so obvious who the hacks are

Oh poo poo! Rubio is a sinking ship! EVERYONE JOHN KASICH IS AMAZING!!!! SO AMAZING YOU GUYS!!!

EXTREME INSERTION
Jun 4, 2011

by LadyAmbien
The general theme of the debate seems to be "person having a heart attack"

potato of destiny
Aug 21, 2005

Yeah, welcome to the club, pal.

EXTREME INSERTION posted:

This looks like torsades de pointes

something something the republican party in 2016

Fritz Coldcockin
Nov 7, 2005

Shakugan posted:

Oh poo poo! Rubio is a sinking ship! EVERYONE JOHN KASICH IS AMAZING!!!! SO AMAZING YOU GUYS!!!

Please god let this happen because it will cause maximum chaos, especially if some of Rubio's voters choose Christie too.

Flambeau
Aug 5, 2015
Plaster Town Cop
Marco is going to screw me out of $15.
Not even a happy ending this time, either

sexy fucking muskrat
Aug 22, 2010

by exmarx

SpiderHyphenMan posted:

Someone get me the video of the splitscreen where Marco Rubio is going into his stump for the third time in two minutes and Chris Christie is looking at him in complete bafflement with a hint of "is this man having a stroke?" right the gently caress now. Thanks in advance.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HNRNHgi1RzU

Vile
Aug 28, 2005

by Nyc_Tattoo
WOW BIGGEST LEAD YET IVE SEEN IN THE TIME DEBATE POLL

Pick
Jul 19, 2009
Nap Ghost

Alter Ego posted:

Please god let this happen because it will cause maximum chaos, especially if some of Rubio's voters choose Christie too.

Jeb playing a long rear end game



No, not long-rear end

Grey Fox
Jan 5, 2004

This is like if Samantha Bee sold her soul.

Bishop Rodan
Dec 5, 2011

See you in the funny papers, liebchen!

Alter Ego posted:

Luntz's focus groups literally say whatever Luntz wants them to.

https://twitter.com/realdonaldtrump/status/629558921779412992

triple sulk
Sep 17, 2014




lmao

neutral milf hotel
Oct 9, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
rubio had a rough night. you could see the sweat build on his brow as the evening went on

Brannock
Feb 9, 2006

by exmarx
Fallen Rib

Rubio has no idea how to throw a football properly

EXTREME INSERTION
Jun 4, 2011

by LadyAmbien
He was probably really dehydrated

Shark Sandwich
Sep 6, 2010

by R. Guyovich
Rubio must be doing a keg stand with the water cooler

Herv
Mar 24, 2005

Soiled Meat

Grey Fox posted:

This is like if Samantha Bee sold her soul.

full frontal coming up

Grey Fox
Jan 5, 2004

Cringe city, ABC

Montasque
Jul 18, 2003

Living in a hateful world sending me straight to Heaven

oystertoadfish posted:

stumped?????????????????
https://twitter.com/BubbaAtkinson/status/696162915800457218
or that thing where the gap between attention paid to trump and attention paid to the other politicians decreases as elections near? iono. im not gonna look into it. i only found this looking for more of those mccain graham things

i did find this complete compilation
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eqbZEWhckis

Cornflakes
Dec 3, 2006


lmao

oystertoadfish
Jun 17, 2003


lol r joke

SpiderHyphenMan
Apr 1, 2010

by Fluffdaddy
Thanks, love you.

Grey Fox
Jan 5, 2004

Some serious career cutthroat poo poo going on with ABC: promise a live candidate to pull away from a struggling rival reporter, and then produce This Guy

Samurai Sanders
Nov 4, 2003

Pillbug
I thought Rubio's abortion response was better than the others because he acknowledged that it's a difficult decision before going into how he is both 100% committed to pro-life and also willing to make exceptions.

edit: better in that way anyway. I swear every time I think someone's response was better than the others I remember some other aspect of it that was ridiculous.

Pick
Jul 19, 2009
Nap Ghost

DON'T REMIND ME OF R THAT'S A WAR CRIME

memy
Oct 15, 2011

by exmarx
Trump in the spin room just brought up Rubio glitching out

TROIKA CURES GREEK
Jun 30, 2015

by R. Guyovich
Trump won because rubio lost and so did ABC because they are an embarrassment of a network.

memy
Oct 15, 2011

by exmarx
Best debate btw

Boosted_C5
Feb 16, 2008
Probation
Can't post for 5 years!
Grimey Drawer
WELP. I've been banging my head against the wall trying to get my wife to abandon Rubio, turns out all I had to do was wait for the spot-light to be shown on him and he did it himself.

LOL. She still doesn't like Trump, thinks Cruz is sleezy now, likes Carson but thinks he can't handle the job. So basically Chris Christie just took Marco's lunch-money.

She said if she had to vote today she'd vote for Christie now.

I was busy watching the debate, so I don't know what you guys were saying as it unfolded, but from my persepctive it was Trump's best debate, both in terms of his own performance, but also in terms of the favorability of the outcome. I think Bush, Christie, and Kasich DEFINITELY performed well enough to keep their support, and also well enough to even peel away some recent Rubio converts. I think the odds of Trump easily holding his lead in NH and winning comfortably just went through the roof.

And if he wins NH, I think he can win the battle for SC against Cruz.

I also think Rubio is in severe danger of coming in 3rd place or lower. Even if one of the 3 governor's can't finish ahead of him, they could weaken him enough to fall behind Cruz in NH.

So pumped, I think this debate went as good as I could have ever hoped for.

Just LOL at Rubio's robot meltdown. My wife didn't just abandon him, she was groaning at him repeating himself. Just awful.

Eat poo poo establishment, hahahahahaha.

Adbot
ADBOT LOVES YOU

Grey Fox
Jan 5, 2004

Dubious claims of "great analysis"

  • Locked thread