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Who will win the debate?
Donald Trump
Ted Cruz
Marco Rubio
Jeb! Bush
Ben Carson
John Kasich
Chris Christie
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Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

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blue squares posted:

I'm the one who voted Kasich. I think he is going to pull out something big to try to dominate the news over the weekend and get the NH boost he has been counting on. Some kind of policy proposal that will get people talking.

edit: I should add that this prediction is based on no evidence whatsoever

"I propose.... fracking? I am from Ohio."

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Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

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It's secret code to reveal the eventual winner of the nomination. Candy Ate? Chris Christie. :tinfoil:

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

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Duck and cover, Rubio, cover your eyes and nads and hope Trump eventually gets tired of kicking you.

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Jeb can't even beat Kasich in the polling :xd:

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

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mannerup posted:

"i take these hundreds of pieces of paper with advice that people have given to me, and light them on fire"

perfect answer Ben Carson

Poor Carly is weeping into her hands, because she could have gotten it down to three pieces of paper being lit on fire.

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

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Is Ben Carson waiting to come out and surprise Ricki Lake's guest?

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

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....what the gently caress is going on?

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

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Ahahaha Trump and Carson pulling some bullshit.

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

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Ahahaha Kasich you goober.

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Mr. World posted:

:laffo: A minute in and it's already a shitshow. :allears:

I love Republic Nomination season so loving much :swoon:

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

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chappey posted:

What was that?

I honestly can't tell if that was something Trump and Carson came up with between them, or if it was just Carson getting enormously confused and Trump going,"Well gently caress that I'm not gonna let somebody upstage ME!"

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

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Shageletic posted:

Just joined in with this shitshow. I think I missed something momentous at the beginning. What was it you nerds.

Carson was introduced first but just awkwardly stood by the curtain not walking out. They started introducing everybody else who walked by him. Trump stopped next to Carson and in the background you could see Jeb and Kasich freaking out because they didn't know if it was a gaffe or if they were about to get played.

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

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"Win win win win win" claims second placer finisher Donald Trump.

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

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105-year-old Ronnie Reagan is a terrifying thought.

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

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It's all the mainstream media's fault!

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

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Carson actually looked alive for a second there! :aaa:

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

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Oh shiiiiiit.

"It was several hours."
"It was actually less than a minute."

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

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....I want Joe Biden to be President of the United States...... :shobon:

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

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Ibogaine posted:

What did Diamond Joe ever do to Rubio?

Mercilessly hosed up his pin-up hero Paul Ryan. :smug:

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

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I'm genuinely curious, I wonder if Christie used the term "truancy" to highlight the idea that Rubio is a "kid".

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

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How long can Rubio just ignore whatever the question is/what is being claimed and repeat his tested lines.... all signs point to all the way to the convention.

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

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Trump: Ben, kill Cruz and I'll make you Surgeon-General. Chris, kill Rubio and I'll make you Attorney General. Jeb...... go home, gently caress-boy.

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

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Oh my God :munch:

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

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Holy poo poo he's just openly repeating himself after being called out on it TWICE.

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

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Mother of God..... :aaa:

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

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Ahahahahaha, loving softball to Jeb.

"I'll mention your name so you can say something."

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

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CBJSprague24 posted:

I get they all wear makeup for the cameras, but is it just me, or does Jeb! seem to be the one the most obviously wearing some form of lipstick?

Nah, that's just from kissing his mom earlier.

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

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Commie NedFlanders posted:

:frogsiren:

Rubio looks like Dennis Reynolds having a me,town

Christie: Hey Senator, sure is a hot one today, huh?

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

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Third World Reggin posted:

I just got in for the christie rubio thing, what have I missed

An incredible opening segment where Carson and Trump didn't walk out when called and just stood awkwardly in the entranceway while Jeb freaked out in the background.

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

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Shageletic posted:

BTW the EMP fear is deep rightwing lunacy. The fact that its taken this seriously at this moment tells you a lot.

Was it Carson who warned about a simultaneous EMP attack AND coordinated cyber-attack?

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

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"I understand you were asking a completely different question, but I just want to talk about a different scenario!"

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

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Needs More Ditka posted:

lol

"i understand your question was about something completely different, but i just want the opportunity to spout some nonsense"

Look, President Obama knew exactly what he was doing, and when I am President of the United States I will make America great again."

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

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TheGreyGhost posted:

Is it just me or does Rubio look physically exhausted?

I heard he showed up to work like 3 times this week, no wonder he's so tuckered out!

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

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He said it more than once, Donald!

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

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I wish Frank Underwood was running this year....

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

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Actually, more often than not you DO pay ransom to the criminals.

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

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Needs More Ditka posted:

i'm curious why the republican establishment went to Rubio instead of backing Christie in the 1st place. from a non-policy standpoint, he's basically Trump except not Trump

Christie showed gratitude to Obama when Obama went out of his way to help Christie's state following A NATURAL DISASTER. How can you support a coward and traitor like that?

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

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Killer Queen posted:

"Governor Kasich, why are you such an ineffective rear end in a top hat?"

"Well, I'm from Ohio an-"
"Thank you, asked and answered."

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

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Mordiceius posted:

I'm just tuning in. Did I miss anything good for the first 45 minutes?

https://twitter.com/alyssabereznak/status/696146824575508484

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Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

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Yes.... and what about the families?

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