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Who will win the debate?
Donald Trump
Ted Cruz
Marco Rubio
Jeb! Bush
Ben Carson
John Kasich
Chris Christie
Baby Hitler
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Yudo
May 15, 2003

Abner Cadaver II posted:

REBOOTING MARC-OS 3.4 . . . PLAY OBAMA_BAD993.OGG

lol

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CBJSprague24
Dec 5, 2010

another game at nationwide arena. everybody keeps asking me if they can fuck the cannon. buddy, they don't even let me fuck it

I get they all wear makeup for the cameras, but is it just me, or does Jeb! seem to be the one the most obviously wearing some form of lipstick?

Rip Testes
Jan 29, 2004

I never forget a face, but in your case I'll be glad to make an exception.
Ball-less bush at the plate.

Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ

Joementum posted:

Today is also Aaron Burr's birthday, in case anyone wants to shoot someone.

Christie honored Aaron's legacy.

HyperPuma
Jun 24, 2007

b-b-b-b-b-b-b-but trump is president
jeb gonna gently caress up trying to dump on rubio at his weakest moment

But Rocks Hurt Head
Jun 30, 2003

by Hand Knit
Pillbug

Grey Fox posted:

Florida Man Beaten Senseless

logikv9
Mar 5, 2009


Ham Wrangler

Grey Fox posted:

Florida Man Beaten Senseless

Fat Top Dominates Latin Bottom

ass cobra
May 28, 2004

by Azathoth
This is so fantastic

WampaLord
Jan 14, 2010

Commie NedFlanders posted:

:frogsiren:

Rubio looks like Dennis Reynolds having a meltown

I rarely agree with you, but this is spot on.

"I haven't even BEGUN to peak!"

Thump!
Nov 25, 2007

Look, fat, here's the fact, Kulak!



Jeb! is gonna win this election for Marco :cripes:

Epic High Five
Jun 5, 2004



Shageletic posted:

Interesting test for the efficacy of debates. If Rubio doesn't drop, its utterly meaningless.

It's all about how it's spun. The actual debate is just for :spergin: idiots like us who are ignored on the whole


"I have the leadership skills to lead, me." - Jeb

Constant Hamprince
Oct 24, 2010

by exmarx
College Slice
Moderators pan to Jeb because they can't show a man get murdered on television as violently as Rubio has.

Beforehand
Oct 14, 2012
I must say I'm a little unclear on whether Obama knows what he's doing.

Yoshifan823
Feb 19, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
Donald Trump is just sitting there smiling, knowing that every attack on Rubio is one step closer to Trump 2016.

Bishop Rodan
Dec 5, 2011

See you in the funny papers, liebchen!
Even Jeb! is getting in on the dogpile

I guess he figures that if he's going down he's dragging Rubio with him

Pompous Rhombus
Mar 11, 2007
Job has binders full of Medal of Honor recipients.

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

CBJSprague24 posted:

I get they all wear makeup for the cameras, but is it just me, or does Jeb! seem to be the one the most obviously wearing some form of lipstick?

Nah, that's just from kissing his mom earlier.

AmericanBarbarian
Nov 23, 2011
"I served as president...." in my dreams - Jeb!

sexy fucking muskrat
Aug 22, 2010

by exmarx

zakkro posted:

I like that the timer ends with the noise that plays when a Jeopardy category is revealed.

I was thinking more when Vanna White taps a letter on Wheel of Fortune.

Iowa Snow King
Jan 5, 2008
Jeb: "Look, we're all full of poo poo."

CBJSprague24
Dec 5, 2010

another game at nationwide arena. everybody keeps asking me if they can fuck the cannon. buddy, they don't even let me fuck it

HyperPuma posted:

jeb gonna gently caress up trying to dump on rubio at his weakest moment

He...Jeb! did OK? :stare:

Dolash
Oct 23, 2008

aNYWAY,
tHAT'S REALLY ALL THERE IS,
tO REPORT ON THE SUBJECT,
oF ME GETTING HURT,


I'm mostly in the chat but that triple-Marco speech loop made me break down laughing so hard I gotta mark that for the record.

William Bear
Oct 26, 2012

"That's what they all say!"

Jerusalem posted:

Trump: Ben, kill Cruz and I'll make you Surgeon-General. Chris, kill Rubio and I'll make you Attorney General. Jeb...... go home, gently caress-boy.

Haha

Needs More Ditka
Dec 3, 2005

We are ruthless and ask no quarter from you. When our turn comes we shall not disguise our terrorism.
even Jeb! is bringing out the knives what is this

Fritz Coldcockin
Nov 7, 2005
Holy poo poo the directive is KILL RUBIO

sexpig by night
Sep 8, 2011

by Azathoth
Even Jeb is dunking on this man

Abner Cadaver II
Apr 21, 2009

TONIGHT!
I literally gifted him a magic sword!

Doctor Candiru
Dec 23, 2004
Umbrella Monkey Sand

Hiigaran0 posted:

Guys I don't know what is real. Marco Rubio just said the same thing like 3 times in a row and I didn't know if what I was watching had actually just happened.
Seriously, this. I don't think I've ever seen anything like that.

WampaLord
Jan 14, 2010

HyperPuma posted:

jeb gonna gently caress up trying to dump on rubio at his weakest moment

He ended up praising him, so yep!

sexpig by night
Sep 8, 2011

by Azathoth

Alter Ego posted:

Holy poo poo the directive is KILL RUBIO

It's p. great

Third World Reagan
May 19, 2008

Imagine four 'mechs waiting in a queue. Time works the same way.
I just got in for the christie rubio thing, what have I missed

Brother Friendship
Jul 12, 2013

I got drunk and tuned in just in time to see Marco Rubio's chance for the nomination get destroyed.

oddium
Feb 21, 2006

end of the 4.5 tatami age

the sword of Chang... it was a trap !!

EugeneJ
Feb 5, 2012

by FactsAreUseless

CBJSprague24 posted:

I get they all wear makeup for the cameras, but is it just me, or does Jeb! seem to be the one the most obviously wearing some form of lipstick?

He's going to try and kiss Rubio

Thump!
Nov 25, 2007

Look, fat, here's the fact, Kulak!



God I hate Ted Cruz's loving smile

Yudo
May 15, 2003

slime man at the plate

Epic High Five
Jun 5, 2004



nevermind Jeb we decided you were too boring

CBJSprague24
Dec 5, 2010

another game at nationwide arena. everybody keeps asking me if they can fuck the cannon. buddy, they don't even let me fuck it

Dolash posted:

I'm mostly in the chat but that triple-Marco speech loop made me break down laughing so hard I gotta mark that for the record.

Where's the chat?

mormonpartyboat
Jan 14, 2015

by Reene
marco convinced me to bet against obama winning the primary but i dont see him on the betting sites

please help???

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Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Commie NedFlanders posted:

:frogsiren:

Rubio looks like Dennis Reynolds having a me,town

Christie: Hey Senator, sure is a hot one today, huh?

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