Republican New Hampshire Primary Debate, Feb. 6 ABC 8pm ET: Failing the Turing Test

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Who will win the debate?
	Donald Trump
	Ted Cruz
	Marco Rubio
	Jeb! Bush
	Ben Carson
	John Kasich
	Chris Christie
	Baby Hitler

Oiled and Ready: Oct 11, 2004; He wished it could be as respectable and orthodox as spying. But somehow in his hands the traditional tools and attitudes were always employed toward mean ends: cloak for a laundry sack, dagger to peel potatoes, dossiers to fill up dead Sunday afternoons ...

Ego-bot posted:

For us, six guys all over Rubio will be known as the eighth Republican debate.

For Marco, it will be a Saturday.

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Oiled and Ready: Oct 11, 2004; He wished it could be as respectable and orthodox as spying. But somehow in his hands the traditional tools and attitudes were always employed toward mean ends: cloak for a laundry sack, dagger to peel potatoes, dossiers to fill up dead Sunday afternoons ...

Vile posted:

I think it helps. Day before the Super Bowl. Lots of hype. Lord trump returns etc. I predict 18 million watch

Lord Trump's return seems an irresistible storyline. Many people will say gently caress it to going out the night before the Superbowl. The only compelling counter programming I can see is a Notre Dame v North Carolina basketball game, which is a good one but far from can't-miss.

I'm going to go ballsy, 22 million.

# ¿ Feb 6, 2016 22:08

Oiled and Ready: Oct 11, 2004; He wished it could be as respectable and orthodox as spying. But somehow in his hands the traditional tools and attitudes were always employed toward mean ends: cloak for a laundry sack, dagger to peel potatoes, dossiers to fill up dead Sunday afternoons ...

I hope Trump shaves his head for this one. Dude should realize it's time to reinvigorate his brand.

# ¿ Feb 6, 2016 22:15

Oiled and Ready: Oct 11, 2004; He wished it could be as respectable and orthodox as spying. But somehow in his hands the traditional tools and attitudes were always employed toward mean ends: cloak for a laundry sack, dagger to peel potatoes, dossiers to fill up dead Sunday afternoons ...

You know, Trump usually drops a few points after every debate.

For some reason, though, he spent all week building intriguing storylines and hyping it up, and all eyes will be on him to be "substantive" and "get serious", but no one expects him to actually do it. He even claimed to study for the first time.

I think he's going for broke here because its his last chance in a while to have his words heard in their entirety. If he turns in something monumental, and it's all anyone can talk about tomorrow when they mute Coldplay, he could make a huge breakthrough in favorability. But, if he fucks up or even is mediocre, the reverse is true.

Can't wait.

# ¿ Feb 6, 2016 23:31

Oiled and Ready: Oct 11, 2004; He wished it could be as respectable and orthodox as spying. But somehow in his hands the traditional tools and attitudes were always employed toward mean ends: cloak for a laundry sack, dagger to peel potatoes, dossiers to fill up dead Sunday afternoons ...

Montasque posted:

Freepers are saying they've heard reports that Trump actually prepared for this debate.

Big if true.

http://dcwhispers.com/trump-doing-something-for-first-time-preparing-for-a-gop-debate/

I'm going to say what I've been saying for a while, he's been sandbagging this whole time to lower expectations and now he's going to own this debate as a statesman.

That's the real expectations game, and the media fell right into his trap. and everyone will be wowed at how he was able to prepare in one day when he probably has been doing it for weeks.

# ¿ Feb 6, 2016 23:52

Oiled and Ready: Oct 11, 2004; He wished it could be as respectable and orthodox as spying. But somehow in his hands the traditional tools and attitudes were always employed toward mean ends: cloak for a laundry sack, dagger to peel potatoes, dossiers to fill up dead Sunday afternoons ...

either I'm right and the whole nation is about to flip their poo poo, or Marco pretty much has this thing in the bag.

# ¿ Feb 6, 2016 23:54

Oiled and Ready: Oct 11, 2004; He wished it could be as respectable and orthodox as spying. But somehow in his hands the traditional tools and attitudes were always employed toward mean ends: cloak for a laundry sack, dagger to peel potatoes, dossiers to fill up dead Sunday afternoons ...

Jeb! had a good jab at Trump. Then he nullified it immediately. Classic Jeb!

http://www.washingtonexaminer.com/people-uneasy-with-another-bush-need-to-get-therapy-jeb/article/2582606

# ¿ Feb 7, 2016 01:05

Oiled and Ready: Oct 11, 2004; He wished it could be as respectable and orthodox as spying. But somehow in his hands the traditional tools and attitudes were always employed toward mean ends: cloak for a laundry sack, dagger to peel potatoes, dossiers to fill up dead Sunday afternoons ...

How long is this shitshow gonna last

I need to know how to pace my Wild Turkey pulls

# ¿ Feb 7, 2016 01:15

Oiled and Ready: Oct 11, 2004; He wished it could be as respectable and orthodox as spying. But somehow in his hands the traditional tools and attitudes were always employed toward mean ends: cloak for a laundry sack, dagger to peel potatoes, dossiers to fill up dead Sunday afternoons ...

The gay rumor thing.is picking up steam. It seems despite a smoking gun the picture of him dancing Chippendale style combined with the park arrest will still convince most people.

Sites pushing the "open to blackmail" angle hard to make it "totally not a homophobia" thing.

I suspect Barbara Bush is behind this.

# ¿ Feb 7, 2016 01:48

Oiled and Ready: Oct 11, 2004; He wished it could be as respectable and orthodox as spying. But somehow in his hands the traditional tools and attitudes were always employed toward mean ends: cloak for a laundry sack, dagger to peel potatoes, dossiers to fill up dead Sunday afternoons ...

If you google "is marco rubio gay" this is right at the top:

Madsen claims that �Republican insiders� have told him about Presidential candidate Marco Rubio's double life as a gay man. He alleges that Rubio was �known to be a very extroverted homosexual� while at university, and claims to have two pictures of him from a gay club in 1995."

This poo poo's off and running.

# ¿ Feb 7, 2016 01:52

Oiled and Ready: Oct 11, 2004; He wished it could be as respectable and orthodox as spying. But somehow in his hands the traditional tools and attitudes were always employed toward mean ends: cloak for a laundry sack, dagger to peel potatoes, dossiers to fill up dead Sunday afternoons ...

Regarding rubio and foam parties...

Was Christie just setting up "Boy in the Bubbles" as a campaign ending sick burn?

# ¿ Feb 7, 2016 01:54

Oiled and Ready: Oct 11, 2004; He wished it could be as respectable and orthodox as spying. But somehow in his hands the traditional tools and attitudes were always employed toward mean ends: cloak for a laundry sack, dagger to peel potatoes, dossiers to fill up dead Sunday afternoons ...

BEND THE KNEE

# ¿ Feb 7, 2016 02:25

Oiled and Ready: Oct 11, 2004; He wished it could be as respectable and orthodox as spying. But somehow in his hands the traditional tools and attitudes were always employed toward mean ends: cloak for a laundry sack, dagger to peel potatoes, dossiers to fill up dead Sunday afternoons ...

Joementum posted:

Unbelievable that he went back to the stump speech well on the second round.

A THIRD TIME

# ¿ Feb 7, 2016 02:35

Oiled and Ready: Oct 11, 2004; He wished it could be as respectable and orthodox as spying. But somehow in his hands the traditional tools and attitudes were always employed toward mean ends: cloak for a laundry sack, dagger to peel potatoes, dossiers to fill up dead Sunday afternoons ...

Hiigaran0 posted:

Guys I don't know what is real. Marco Rubio just said the same thing like 3 times in a row and I didn't know if what I was watching had actually just happened.

I thought i was hallucinating ive literally NEVER seen such a mental breakdowns

# ¿ Feb 7, 2016 02:38

Oiled and Ready: Oct 11, 2004; He wished it could be as respectable and orthodox as spying. But somehow in his hands the traditional tools and attitudes were always employed toward mean ends: cloak for a laundry sack, dagger to peel potatoes, dossiers to fill up dead Sunday afternoons ...

BUY CHRISTIE STOCK

# ¿ Feb 7, 2016 02:49

Oiled and Ready: Oct 11, 2004; He wished it could be as respectable and orthodox as spying. But somehow in his hands the traditional tools and attitudes were always employed toward mean ends: cloak for a laundry sack, dagger to peel potatoes, dossiers to fill up dead Sunday afternoons ...

Sir Tonk posted:

Christie is doing really well.

I bought 50 bucks at 2cents as soon as Rubio broke. No regrets, join me brothers. Rubio's donors gotta go somewhere.

# ¿ Feb 7, 2016 03:24

Oiled and Ready: Oct 11, 2004; He wished it could be as respectable and orthodox as spying. But somehow in his hands the traditional tools and attitudes were always employed toward mean ends: cloak for a laundry sack, dagger to peel potatoes, dossiers to fill up dead Sunday afternoons ...

GOLDMAN SACHS ON NOTICE

# ¿ Feb 7, 2016 03:34

Oiled and Ready: Oct 11, 2004; He wished it could be as respectable and orthodox as spying. But somehow in his hands the traditional tools and attitudes were always employed toward mean ends: cloak for a laundry sack, dagger to peel potatoes, dossiers to fill up dead Sunday afternoons ...

eric posted:

He's really doing well. Rubio already self destructing. Jeb trying to build up his energy but it's not working.

Jeb would win but Trump obliterated him over 9 months nonstop. Brilliant.

# ¿ Feb 7, 2016 03:35

Oiled and Ready: Oct 11, 2004; He wished it could be as respectable and orthodox as spying. But somehow in his hands the traditional tools and attitudes were always employed toward mean ends: cloak for a laundry sack, dagger to peel potatoes, dossiers to fill up dead Sunday afternoons ...

Joementum posted:

Wait, botox can now stop me from pissing?

Disregarding Trump, revised your Rubio opinion yet?

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Oiled and Ready: Oct 11, 2004; He wished it could be as respectable and orthodox as spying. But somehow in his hands the traditional tools and attitudes were always employed toward mean ends: cloak for a laundry sack, dagger to peel potatoes, dossiers to fill up dead Sunday afternoons ...

Joementum posted:

I think he still probably comes in 2nd in NH which was his goal. It just makes Super Tuesday messier.

Ill bet Kasich with certainty. Rubio got buried here and 3 days is enough to have those Christie moments sink him a few points.

# ¿ Feb 7, 2016 04:05

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