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Mister Facetious
Apr 21, 2007

I think I died and woke up in L.A.,
I don't know how I wound up in this place...

:canada:

Doctor Butts posted:

Yea ok whatever

Debate & Discussion: You Are Racist > The REAL USPol - scalia dead, so what

Seriously though- congratulations America. :toot:

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Mister Facetious
Apr 21, 2007

I think I died and woke up in L.A.,
I don't know how I wound up in this place...

:canada:

Mr Hootington posted:

I wholeheartedly think that certain people need to die and it is in the interest of the society/world that it happens sooner then later.


"Yes, he deserved to die, and I hope he burns in Hell!"

:hfive:

Welcome to the Revolution. :jihad:

Mister Facetious
Apr 21, 2007

I think I died and woke up in L.A.,
I don't know how I wound up in this place...

:canada:

Fried Chicken posted:

Cowboy Justice: How Western Sheriffs Are Tacitly Joining The War Against The Feds

Like many “patriot” groups, the CSPOA believes sheriffs can supersede, even intervene in laws they don’t agree with. And on its website, the organization describes itself as “the last line of defense.”
“The county sheriff is the line in the sand,” the organization’s website says. “The county sheriff is the one who can say to the feds, ‘Beyond these bounds you shall not pass.’”

The Sovereign Citizen movement is leaking.

Mister Facetious
Apr 21, 2007

I think I died and woke up in L.A.,
I don't know how I wound up in this place...

:canada:

Mr Hootington posted:

Or depleted Uranium munitions.

Or brain damaging levels of lead in the water of American cities.

Rhesus Pieces posted:

Especially when that sentiment is coming from a state officeholder warming up the crowd for the demagogic GOP frontrunner who has the literal public (and media covered) endorsement of full-blown white supremacist leaders.

Clarified for emphasis.

Mister Facetious fucked around with this message at 22:25 on Feb 15, 2016

Mister Facetious
Apr 21, 2007

I think I died and woke up in L.A.,
I don't know how I wound up in this place...

:canada:
Actually, Canada may have just chosen one as their Prime Minister (though I'm not holding my breath).

Massasoit posted:

What if all cops are racist

If they weren't racist, they wouldn't deliberately choose a career path all about cracking minority skulls to make upper class suburban and rural whites feel safe.

Mister Facetious
Apr 21, 2007

I think I died and woke up in L.A.,
I don't know how I wound up in this place...

:canada:

UberJew posted:

what encrypted fbi databases

Every day the GOP mentions Hillary's (damned) emails, I can't help but marvel at the irony that- between Wikileaks, Snowden, John Kiriakou, China, and India; She's probably the only top level position/agency in the last decade that hasn't suffered a breach of security.

Mister Facetious
Apr 21, 2007

I think I died and woke up in L.A.,
I don't know how I wound up in this place...

:canada:

Dead Cosmonaut posted:

The joke really doesn't hold, though. Snowden worked for the agency and didn't "breach" security, a lot of Wikileaks was based off of having contacts within said agencies who just handed over the documents.

A better example is China's hacking breach, which is also mentioned

Still, it's telling that none of her staff ever gave up anything.

No one rolled on ol' Hill Dawg.

Mister Facetious
Apr 21, 2007

I think I died and woke up in L.A.,
I don't know how I wound up in this place...

:canada:

Quorum posted:

Light primary chat is usually fine, it's when you accidentally say Bernie Sanders' name three times and summon the eternal unholy war into the thread that there's problems.

Oh, so it's okay if we talk about Hillary, but not Sanders, is it!? <:mad:>

Seriously though, a Beetlejuice shop of either candidate would be pretty funny.

Cruz is Otho; a smug prick, not half as smart as he thinks he is.

Mister Facetious fucked around with this message at 17:30 on Feb 19, 2016

Mister Facetious
Apr 21, 2007

I think I died and woke up in L.A.,
I don't know how I wound up in this place...

:canada:

BI NOW GAY LATER posted:

That's a lovely analogy. Jeb! is Prince John.

He's the Sheriff.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LUDntpV_HdQ

Mister Facetious
Apr 21, 2007

I think I died and woke up in L.A.,
I don't know how I wound up in this place...

:canada:

Fried Chicken posted:

Anyway, if you were annoyed by people flipping out over the coin tosses in Iowa, I have some good news, bad news for you.

Good News: No coins in Nevada

Bad News:

https://twitter.com/reidepstein/status/701154437201440768

Texas would at least do this poo poo with a pie-eating contest, which i'd be ok with tbqh


In conclusion, caucuses are terrible for both their arcane and often absurd rules and for thier effect of disenfranchisement, and it should just be a primary vote

Bernie's going to go down in history as the first guy to lose the nom to literal bad luck. :haw:

Mister Facetious
Apr 21, 2007

I think I died and woke up in L.A.,
I don't know how I wound up in this place...

:canada:

A Winner is Jew posted:

How was Chelsea at 12 years old in the spotlight when Rush called her a bitch?

According to Al Franken's book "Lies, and the Lying Liars Who Tell Them", Rush called her a cow, actually.

But yeah, attacking minors is loving low.

Mister Facetious
Apr 21, 2007

I think I died and woke up in L.A.,
I don't know how I wound up in this place...

:canada:

BabelFish posted:

Not sure if this one's been brought up here yet, but John Kasich said something stupid again

Maybe someone should tell him that by the time he ran that campaign in '78, women had already been "voting" for 60 years.

Mister Facetious
Apr 21, 2007

I think I died and woke up in L.A.,
I don't know how I wound up in this place...

:canada:

SedanChair posted:

A Republican presidential candidate said something misogynist, we've got him now!

Anyone but Trump...

Mister Facetious
Apr 21, 2007

I think I died and woke up in L.A.,
I don't know how I wound up in this place...

:canada:

My mistake, I could've sworn it was cow, not dog, though I haven't read Franken's book since the revised edition came out.

Mister Facetious
Apr 21, 2007

I think I died and woke up in L.A.,
I don't know how I wound up in this place...

:canada:

Logikv9 posted:

It was just a matter of time....



No joke; if there were an amendment to allow immigrant citizens to vote, Arnold would've wrapped up the Republican Primary last month.

Mister Facetious
Apr 21, 2007

I think I died and woke up in L.A.,
I don't know how I wound up in this place...

:canada:

Thump! posted:

:raise:

I'm fairly certain that once an immigrant becomes a citizen, they gain the right to vote.

Whoops, I meant "run for President" obviously. :doh:

Mister Facetious
Apr 21, 2007

I think I died and woke up in L.A.,
I don't know how I wound up in this place...

:canada:

zoux posted:

Right but "beat an Arab to death in 1982" would only help him in the primary.

I think he's the only candidate who could get caught cheating tomorrow, brush it off "I'm rich, that's what we do :smug: " and still watch his poll numbers rise.

v - :thurman: :boom: :master:

Mister Facetious
Apr 21, 2007

I think I died and woke up in L.A.,
I don't know how I wound up in this place...

:canada:

Hollismason posted:

Weird question ,but I've always wondered. Why can't they open abortion clinics on Indian Reservations aren't they their own thing?

I unironically want to know this. Hell, what exactly are the limits of First Nations governments on their lands?
Could they theoretically have a standing army, or contract PMCs to guard their borders?

Mister Facetious
Apr 21, 2007

I think I died and woke up in L.A.,
I don't know how I wound up in this place...

:canada:

Mr. Nice! posted:

Or they could actually spend money on downticket races and actually try o fight against republicans.

:lol: Do you think the Democrats are a bunch of billionaires or something :rolleyes:

Something, something, local politics and bootstraps.

Mister Facetious
Apr 21, 2007

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I don't know how I wound up in this place...

:canada:

And yet your base protests using the Confederate Battle Flag of a traitor pro-slave government. :ironicat:

So for those of us in the Soviet wastelands of :canada: and Europe, have Hilldawg and Drumpf wrapped up Super Tuesday yet?

Mister Facetious fucked around with this message at 19:33 on Mar 1, 2016

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Mister Facetious
Apr 21, 2007

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:canada:

silvergoose posted:

Voting isn't anywhere near done so no?

Don't take me too seriously, I'm almost always somewhat facetious. :shobon:

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