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Deakul
Apr 2, 2012

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The multiplayer automatically sucks because melee attacks are an insta-kill that locks you into an unbreakable animation ala AVP2010.
Can't wait to see congo lines of players waiting to perform kill moves on eachother.

This is going to be dead quite fast.

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Deakul
Apr 2, 2012

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Overbite posted:

I had some fun with Duke Nukem Forever

April Fools is over, c'mon now.

Deakul
Apr 2, 2012

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Yodzilla posted:

No it doesn't because Doom 3 was actually good.

This beta feels like trash. The weapon sounds and gunfeel are nonexistent, loadouts don't fit, burn cards are a hilarious "me too" addition, and it's just not loving fun.

The graphics are okay and I like unlocking armor and conceptually being a demon is neat but boy it's not fun to fight against!

Here's hoping SP is better?

e: one more vote for lol the announcer

Seriously, guys, April Fools is over.

Deakul
Apr 2, 2012

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Buca di Bepis posted:

so you get 75 seconds or whatever to sit in the lobby and then there's another 20 seconds once that finishes to let people mess with their loadouts on another screen just in case they weren't actually ready? if a warpath round's a shutout it lasts like 2 minutes

Isn't match making grand?

Deakul
Apr 2, 2012

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GUI posted:

I can't imagine who would find those things fun to shoot when they didn't even have muzzleflashes from what I remember (at least the machinegun didn't).

:what:

Deakul
Apr 2, 2012

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Limited amount of objects, enemies, and map segments
4 player max
Basic as hell pre-made rooms snapping to other pre-made rooms
Needing to unlock parts

Snapmap looks terrible, thanks to the devs being limited by consoles for some idiotic reason.
Hopefully it can be modded to not be stupid on PC.

Deakul
Apr 2, 2012

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timesplitters more like timeSHITters

Deakul
Apr 2, 2012

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SP looks loving awesome, I wasn't expecting that at all.
I'd definitely pick it up when it's on sale for $30.

Deakul
Apr 2, 2012

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Doom 3's MP was cool and good specifically with the Last Man Standing mod.

Deakul
Apr 2, 2012

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Keith Stack posted:

I bet this game won't even get a Cacoward.

Jesus, what a callback. :prepop:

Deakul
Apr 2, 2012

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This is going to be... a game.

Deakul
Apr 2, 2012

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Please do not be rude.

Deakul
Apr 2, 2012

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Doom 3 did have an incredibly sexy plasma rifle reload sound, I'll give it that.

Deakul
Apr 2, 2012

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Linguica posted:

Retard 4 with mouse/keyboard, high FOV, and turned-off fatality glows looks kinda fast actually??

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ueRjbYdcXbs

That FOV is nauseating, holy gently caress.

Deakul
Apr 2, 2012

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Linguica posted:

I think that might only even be a horizontal FOV of 90, actually.

90 FOV is what I play with in every FPS, that doesn't look like 90 to me... this is some fish eye poo poo.

Unless 90 horizontal doesn't work well at higher resolutions?

Deakul
Apr 2, 2012

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A.o.D. posted:

FOV 90 was a lot narrower on 4:3 screens than it is on current format monitors.

Ah, alright.

Deakul
Apr 2, 2012

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man nurse posted:

Is this gonna have Steam achievements because there are none on the store page and it's not listed as a feature either. This is important

no a triple a game by a big name dev will not have steam achievements in the year 2016

Deakul
Apr 2, 2012

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Linguica posted:

Of course there are cheevos. Here is the list for PS4 https://www.exophase.com/game/doom-ps4/trophies/

They are really banking on nostalgia with those achievement names.

Deakul
Apr 2, 2012

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Tony Montana posted:

Oh it's actually this Friday. THIS FRIDAY. That's quite good.

I got a pre-order from G2A for a bargain, I know it's bad and I'm going to hell but thems the breaks.

More like it's a crap shoot if the key you bought is even legit and won't be deactivated a week or two after using it due to a stolen credit card being used to buy it.

Deakul
Apr 2, 2012

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ZoDiAC_ posted:

Polygon got refused a review copy

As did every one else

Bodes well

Seems to be common practice these days, doesn't mean much.








or the game is just utter poo poo

Deakul
Apr 2, 2012

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Welp, looks like I'm buying this when I get paid this week. :homebrew:

Deakul
Apr 2, 2012

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Al-Saqr posted:

dont buy it until reviews are out.

don't tell me what to do!

Deakul
Apr 2, 2012

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elf help book posted:

Pick up Star Fox Zero while you wait, and then forget about this game cuz you'll be engrossed in Star Fox Zero.

I haven't played anything Nintendo-related since the N64.

Deakul
Apr 2, 2012

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Starhawk64 posted:

:stare:

To be fair, NIntendo went off the rails afterwards so I can't really blame you. I skipped the Wii entirely because lol motion controls and still SD when HD was the new hotness.

Sorry, I also haven't owned a console since the N64.

Can't miss what I never had really.

Deakul
Apr 2, 2012

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Beastie posted:

Payday is Friday so I'm going to buy the Doom and some craft beer and play the Doom and drink the beer and sniff my farts.

100% serious on that.

Same. :hf:

Deakul
Apr 2, 2012

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Pablo Gigante posted:

Person with a Witcher avatar who doesn't/won't play Nintendo games is buying the new Doom on release date. Feels like I'm in the drat Twilight Zone here

What do you mean on the release date?



:getin:

Deakul
Apr 2, 2012

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Black Baby Goku posted:

He needs to get domed by a .50 caliber rifle

I can't disagree there.

Deakul
Apr 2, 2012

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Bunch of CIS scum itt

Deakul
Apr 2, 2012

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Black Baby Goku posted:

People that don't play Nintendo games are huge loving faggots

It's true I do enjoy sucking dicks.

And I don't have money for the newest video game entertainment systems.

Deakul
Apr 2, 2012

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Morter posted:

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Who needs co-op boddies when you can assign your own?!

Rude as gently caress.

Deakul
Apr 2, 2012

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That tears it, cancelled my preorder.

Deakul
Apr 2, 2012

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BattleHamster posted:

Serious question, why does nothing except for doomguy make any noise? Its like they made the weapon sounds and forgot about everything else. Revenant rockets and Imp fireballs are completely silent, is this really how the final game is going to be?

Shrug, can't say I even noticed, still don't after watching it again and listening for them.
I'd say there's enough sounds of battle.

Deakul
Apr 2, 2012

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Blackfyre posted:

Does that mean VPN unlocks again?

Tried an NZ vpn just now and it says it unlocks in 16 hours so I don't think so.

edit: Oh, I'm dumb, I didn't change the Steam region to NZ and it says 2 hours there, we'll see!

Deakul fucked around with this message at 13:22 on May 12, 2016

Deakul
Apr 2, 2012

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Tenzarin posted:

When can us temporary Australians unlock this game?

Right now.

:getin:

Deakul
Apr 2, 2012

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God gently caress, I go to work in 2 1/2 hours, this is the longest decrypting of my life. :negative:

Deakul
Apr 2, 2012

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Cool, it still has the beta issue of the opening logos being laggy pieces of poo poo that lock up.

Deakul
Apr 2, 2012

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That was a pretty drat fun first mission, this plays pretty much like Brutal Doom!

RIP AND TEAR IS CANON

Deakul
Apr 2, 2012

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Zaphod42 posted:

Oh god what have you done :can:

Whoops, I love Brutal Doom so I considered it a pretty high compliment on my end. :kiddo:

Deakul
Apr 2, 2012

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InterFaced posted:

I think we should call this game retard 4 regardless of quality.

I think we should let this dumb, unfunny, and forced meme die.

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Deakul
Apr 2, 2012

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Anime Schoolgirl posted:

this is why you don't preorder

It... it's almost like people have... different... tastes...? :eyepoop:

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