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i made a post hi i liked the "surge" it gave me

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slow and warm so i hide inside where it is cool and fast, the urge to post building until it is too great i am the animal i read about in books

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me before each one of my rap singles: free dog

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my mom got into The Chi, where she practices slowly lifting slices of deep dish pizza to her mouth with her friends in the park

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BrownianMotion posted:

The month is ending soon and I cannot wait to be released from duty so I can mindlessly shitpost again

off duty on doody

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whoa i joined at a good time

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this is not a very good one is it, i'm not sure if i have a posting identity yet that i can visualize and monetize but mayb i will meander over

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better than an rear end whole enchilada

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im alright ok

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the forums were down but i am not down i am in jolly old scotland sipping a pint and waiting for lorry whoever she is

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stay frosty 2

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i, too, have spent years studying phils, with a bachelors dissertation of bam margeras dad

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Goons Are Great posted:



Live footage of Diogenes posting in fyad. Note that he was very green and into recycling, by collecting the dog poop to throw it on Plato twice a day, just after rubbing his dick into the face of sleeping Alexander the Great

wow real smart guy lighting a lantern in the day lol dioweenies

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but is a cocktail a sandwich

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Heather Papps posted:

i will open a bar. it will be a gay bar sometimes, and like a straight bar the rest. you will tell because of what part of the sign is working.

tail is for all

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BrownianMotion posted:

ye,et tu, bro-tus?

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mod with power

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me waving my pointing fingers close to you: im not probing u im not probing u

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i'm gonna type my name and the reason in and hover the mouse over the submit button and then close my eyes and swing my arms around if i get probed it's ur fault

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a markov monte carlo chain algorithm all alone searching the probability space of my post being funny oh there it goes its not coming back oh

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magazine or gabazine

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Goons Are Great posted:

GOOD MORNING BYOB!!!! :coffeepal:

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i like the dog and small dogs

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Heather Papps posted:

also real posting one second


i am trying to post less. i have a lot of free time. it is fun, i am excited to be back and not like, absorbing yob energy as i become the shadow self or whatever but it is fun posting and i like it but a part of me looks at the front page and physically cringes when more then a few threads are killed by me.

i view it as a sign of strength and commitment i am guarding these threads making sure they are tainted w the perfect amount of not good posting letting people reach the end not wanting more but praying, hoping for more, for better

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post til i'm a ghost

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UWBW posted:

Can someone tell me a cool fact about rocks? Please and thank you

there's only one and he loves the people's strudel

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UWBW posted:

Is that what he was cooking? drat. Thank you!

i m here for u

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did anyone ask the bees why they r in the cello

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instead of hello i say, "help me" because it gets me the attention i crave

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i managed to get out of daily acid reflux but just redoing my diet but what they don't tell u when u try to eat healthy is that the second u break code the pizza takes a special route from ur mouth to ur butt asap

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it's called the ASAP digestive track both for its quickness and it is named after the janitor who has to clean up the work bathroom now

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rn i'm posting w those dilation drops in from the doctor and i can't tell if my posting quality is better i think wait no

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i'm achieving some kind of posting zen zen zone did i type zone right i think s

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when the sight is gone the other senses enhance: I can use a colon in a fun, quirky way now.

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i'm coming down now i achieved peak dilation in my third eye though it seems i had finally stopped posting, i truly just began posting in here *points to heart* and here *points to butt*

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Goons Are Great posted:

byob is having a lot of posts lately, I can barely keep up with my usual byob time I have reserved on every schedule, what's going on

step aside grandpa this ain't ur daddy's byob

im sorry that was uncalled for

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Hugh Malone posted:

also welcome back, Wet Nightmare; from whom a single post is greater than all of mine combined

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Hugh Malone posted:

I can think of a few fun quirky ways to use a colon :smugperv:

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i like byob

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i bought and ate food at 7/11 am i will die

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alnilam posted:

oh no :( eat uhh some water? to counteract it

i've swallowed 7-8 taquitos whole allowing them to assemble into a sort of totem pole in my digestive system at this moment i would like to recognize the jalepeno and cream cheese people as the first inhabitants of this land

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