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Oh, hello. Just lurkin' here. don't mind me.

# ¿ May 14, 2023 19:46

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# ¿ May 11, 2024 06:29

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Goatse and Gallant posted:

No no you're posting now you're one of us now no way to just lurk again

aaaaahhhhh

# ¿ May 14, 2023 20:02

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Goatse and Gallant posted:

This day is not a kind day over here, I'm just so tired and exhausted and don't want to anymore.

Life should be more like posting in byob, that would be such a delight!

could you imagine if we could pay our bills by posting a certain number of times per day?

:hellyeah:

# ¿ May 15, 2023 17:24

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cruft posted:

Here is cruft's technique for h4x0ring massive amounts of peanut butter:

Take an empty jar to the store

Put the jar under the chute of the peanut butter machine

Flip the switch on

Wait until the jar is full of peanut butter

Flip the switch off

Using this technique you can h4x0r mad peanut butter that tastes awesome and doesn't have any sugar or emulsifiers, and also doesn't need to be stirred. You can store it outside the fridge for a month, but any longer and you're getting into rancid moldy country.

So if you've h4x0red moby jars of peanut butter and then your fridge breaks, guess what you're having for breakfast?

if I ever saw a peanut butter machine anywhere, I would OD on peanut butter

# ¿ May 15, 2023 21:45

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B33rChiller posted:

I think we have one here. Unfortunately bulk food is at high risk for cross contamination.

I'm willing to risk it all for a 55 gallon drum of peanut butter

# ¿ May 16, 2023 00:02

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good morning! I'm feeling good today and I hope you all are too 🤞🏽

# ¿ May 18, 2023 12:30

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it's too drat smokey outside :hayter:

# ¿ Jun 29, 2023 03:45

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Oh, Hello!

# ¿ Jun 29, 2023 15:20

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cruft posted:

Hi I'm posting again.

hello!

# ¿ Jun 30, 2023 02:56

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that merzbow and sun ra album tho 😤

# ¿ Jun 30, 2023 04:06

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drat, I am really in here CHATTIN this morning....WHEW. good morning y'all. hope you are well!

# ¿ Jun 30, 2023 13:13

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Viginti Septem posted:

A kind photographer pal from Japan sent out free tiny cameras to a discord group as part of a project. lmao this thing is so smol

banana for scale

I didn't realize until right now that I was missing a finger on each hand 🤯

# ¿ Jul 1, 2023 18:50

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this MF said animal abuse!

# ¿ Jul 1, 2023 22:58

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Goatse and Gallant posted:

hello hi welcome please post and have fun, yes this is an order

I love fun and also having fun!

# ¿ Jul 1, 2023 23:30

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Viginti Septem posted:

In case anyone was wondering there's a band called Pigs Pigs Pigs Pigs Pigs Pigs Pigs

And the front man looks like Officer Dangle from Reno 911

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wpUL18atsJc

whoa weird someone JUST showed me this band yesterday night. did they appear somewhere pretty public/popular? or is this just a neat coincidence?

# ¿ Jul 2, 2023 02:08

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watho posted:

went to the once-in-a-blue-moon club event some people i know put on centered on drum and bass, uk garage, oldschool dubstep, and similar music and it’s always such a good time. it does make me miss the music scene in tokyo quite a bit tho

hell yeah. I once ran sound for Goth Trad and it was an insane time. I've never been to Japan but I'd really like to check it out some day.

# ¿ Jul 2, 2023 14:16

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good evening good evening I am extremely filled with delicious food and I can't move. hope y'all are having a great weekend so far!

# ¿ Jul 3, 2023 03:05

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when I was a kid, there was a place called discovery zone and it was amazing and there were always adults in it as well as kids.

I wish they still existed because I'd go to one RIGHT now

# ¿ Jul 3, 2023 04:51

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I also am off work today AND tomorrow, so a wonderful morning to all the goons out there!

# ¿ Jul 3, 2023 13:41

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rear end-penny posted:

it might be unbyob but when I hear about about elderly people "not knowing what to do with themselves if they retired," I get a little mad. is this what success looks like in our work culture? to have your own interests and motivations taken away from you, and cease to be something other than your profession?

in the case of my mid 60's mother, I don't know that she ever really got the chance to develop any kind of hobbies or interests. she was always working too much since she was 16 and still in highschool, and in the little bits of time she had off, all she could muster up the energy to do was plop down in front of the TV or shop for things she doesn't need so she can get that sweet dopamine hit. it's kind of sad. she's retired now and all she does is play stupid mobile games on a tablet I got her (I now regret this purchase because I feel like I'm contributing to her time being wasted)

# ¿ Jul 3, 2023 15:40

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xcheopis posted:

It sounds like her hobby is playing mobile games and in what way is she wasting her time? It's hers now, at last, and she can do as she pleases.

yeah I guess. the problem is that mobile games (specifically the ones she's playing) are addictive, and she spends 8 hours a day playing them while neglecting things she needs to be doing like maintaining the living area and preparing for the rest of the week, etc) it's better now than it has been at its worst, but there's a difference between doing something as a hobby and doing something because you feel an impulse to do it as soon as you wake up and then for the rest of the day. it doesn't even seem fun. it seems like the thing you see people doing at casinos when they sit and mindlessly press the BET button over and over again on a slot machine with blank looks on their faces.

# ¿ Jul 3, 2023 16:07

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xcheopis posted:

Does she live in a group situation where there's a chore list and she's not doing her round?

no she lives with me because she decided to retire early and had 0 retirement savings, and so can't afford to live on her own because social security isn't nearly enough to cover those expenses. I had to buy her house so that she wouldn't lose it, and now we live together in said house. not ideal, but I love and care about her so I manage. she just routinely tells me she's "bored" but then doesn't try anything new and doesn't show any interest in doing anything other than the same things she always does. it's sad.

# ¿ Jul 3, 2023 16:23

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Billa posted:

Do you live in the US? I dont know how it works there but here in Spain if you are hosed up enough physically or mentally you can get a pension each month.

goddamn I gotta get to Spain

# ¿ Jul 3, 2023 16:34

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Billa posted:

It isn't easy to get though! I only got it after being diagnosed with parkison and migraines besides other psychiatric stuff. And I can't work no more, but I have a pension each month which is enough to live for me.

I'm glad you are at least being taken care of, goon 🙏🏽

# ¿ Jul 3, 2023 16:40

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Sarah Cenia posted:

summer is here
people who enjoy summer are fuckin psychotic

hell yeah we are! :supaburn:

# ¿ Jul 3, 2023 17:05

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Viginti Septem posted:

Asian market and gas station.

HR manager for the gas station studied photography in school so she and I had some stuff to talk about

congrats, orb!

# ¿ Jul 3, 2023 19:13

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rear end-penny posted:

I haven't lived in a lot of different towns or anything, but I'm trying to imagine people actually putting away the recreational explosives for the year because the holiday is past, and it is just not happening. not the Muricans I live by.

putting them away seems more dangerous to me than just exploding all of them so you have none left

# ¿ Jul 4, 2023 20:32

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Goatse and Gallant posted:

Hello byob, love you byob, be good and safe byob, thinking about you byob

# ¿ Jul 5, 2023 17:25

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AdvilSmith posted:

He fancy

lobsters is pimps too go on brush ya shoulders off :coolfish:

# ¿ Jul 6, 2023 02:58

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Goatse and Gallant posted:

Are you doing good or are you doing well???

I'm still hung up on this entirely, this is a mystery beyond mortal proportions, I don't know what to do help

I'm not doing ANYTHING :2monocle:

# ¿ Jul 6, 2023 14:23

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xcheopis posted:

it's why I focus on cbd edibles (and sometimes tincture) with maaayyyybe 1mg or, if I'm feeling safe enough, 2mg of thc.

2mg is my sweet spot for not freaking out but still getting a bit high.

# ¿ Jul 8, 2023 20:07

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what the gently caress is up, thread? I haven't been in here in a while and I hope y'all are doing fantastic.

# ¿ Sep 20, 2023 21:18

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Manifisto posted:

same to you friend! I at least am enjoying the prospect of the coming fall but just as happy it still feels like late summer where I am. what's your weather situation?

80 degrees and beautiful for the week it looks like. excited for fall too. I'm building an ebike and I'm excited to ride around through the leaves and stuff once it's done. hopefully just a few more weeks left til I have all the parts to complete it.

# ¿ Sep 20, 2023 23:33

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HELLO

# ¿ Sep 22, 2023 17:57

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# ¿ May 11, 2024 06:29

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HI, THREAD. I am in a great mood for no particular reason. Please have a great day, everyone.

# ¿ Mar 27, 2024 19:04

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