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fatherboxx
Mar 25, 2013

El Scotch posted:

Hahahahaha

MGIMO graduates these days struggle with google image search, wonderful

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fatherboxx
Mar 25, 2013

Well, obviously, protestors (scaryqotes!) don't have free will, why would anyone want to turn their gaze away from the shining bod of Putin and deny the god-given Russian sphere of influence.

It is hard to deny the US/EU interest in Ukraine, but the degree of involvement in Maidan is vastly overstated, which leads to Oliver Stone and his :supaburn: CIA fingerprints :supaburn: garbage.

fatherboxx
Mar 25, 2013

slavatuvs posted:

Well they forgot how to make all of that stuff around 30,000

e: Wait, is there no Polish inspired imperial guard regiment? Games Workshop is missing out on a huge market.

Only winged bear hussars in fantasy warhams:

fatherboxx
Mar 25, 2013

Xerxes17 posted:

Can't wait for the NKVD 1936г DLC :ussr:

What? Your LENIN is evolving!
Congratulations! Your LENIN evolved into STALIN! Please use the app to report on your family members!

fatherboxx
Mar 25, 2013

Speaking of apps and surveillance, Meduza has translated their horrifying article about the unholy union of the coding nerds, amoral enterpreneurs and police state in cyberpunk Russia:

https://meduza.io/en/feature/2016/07/14/the-end-of-privacy

quote:

"Does this mean everybody is under control now?" the Internet show's host asked. "What if someone takes a picture of a man leaving an expensive boutique? His whereabouts could be traced, and the wrongdoers could ambush and mug him."

"We realized there might be violations of the law. But God's law is the priority. Our application creates lots of [more] acceptable opportunities."

"What can you do if you don't want to be in a global database?"

"You should ask yourself why you don't want to be there in the first place."

"What if I still don't want to?"

"You can pay for a premium account."

quote:

Perlin often uses the Russian equivalent for "cool": "identifying porn actresses is fun and kind of cool"; "it's cool to do something good on a global level"; "it's cool to see pictures of some celeb who's been hacked." He confesses that he liked browsing through Super.ru, a recently closed online tabloid (now a part of Life.ru).

quote:

"I don't give a hoot. I discuss all kinds of things on social networks. Let the feds read about my sex life and girlfriends. Business correspondence? Let them find out how much I make and who my customers are. I am genuinely convinced that no one is interested. Privacy is overrated. It's no big deal to gain access to someone's phone, so let the secret services read my conversations."

After receiving words of gratitude from the police, Perlin admits that he's become "somewhat of a megalomaniac." He is now keen on solving "global problems," such as locating missing persons. "I'll find great moral satisfaction in adding such functionality to every social network," he says. "I'll have the right to say I didn't just make some money—I solved a global problem. I could get away with murder after achieving something like that. Cool, ain't it?”


yospos bithc

fatherboxx
Mar 25, 2013

Scaramouche posted:

I read an interesting thing a couple days ago that the hacker stuff might not be motivated by putins love of trump but rather his extreme dislike of Hillary. Some of her sec state stuff coincided with rough times for him, and she oversaw the "reset" when he was trying to build influence again.

Absolutely, but Putin and state media paint Obama with the same brush, even when he is barely half as hawkish as Clinton.
Putin loves Trump for the same reasons North Korea loves Trump - a complete doofus leading the USA would immensely help building up anti-American sentiment.

fatherboxx
Mar 25, 2013

forkboy84 posted:

Jeff Monson seems to have lost the plot the past few years. I'd love to see the mental gymnastics he performs to justify going from an anarcho-communist protesting war & poverty to becoming a useful idiot for Putin. I hope he's at least being compensated well, not very many opportunities for old MMA fighters.

There was a really great article on him in russian, in general he understands that he shills for crooks and dirtiest capitalists, but he has burned all bridges and is directed by the appointed manager. He is no more than a dancing bear being paraded with puffy governors and teaching grapples to putinjugend kids.
The article also notes that he used to support Russian antifa and Russian left opposition around 2013, but now he rolls with CPRF because what else he can do.
At least Snowden gets to post one anti-Russian tweet every month!

fatherboxx
Mar 25, 2013


No, it is real, the PR company working for Burger King in Russia loves dumb and provocative marketing.

fatherboxx
Mar 25, 2013

Pellisworth posted:

Serious question for Eastern European goons, if NATO and the EU ceased to exist tomorrow, who do you think would intervene if Russia invaded the Baltics? Maybe it's little green men staging a coup and referendum like in Crimea and not an open war.

Something like Crimea can only happen with decade worth of fostered animosity towards government and preexisting case for territorial independence (see also South Ossetia in the Georgian conflict of 2008). Russian communities in, say, Estonia, don't have enough power and don't suffer enough discrimination to warrant a Polite Men visit.
So I don't think that the Crimean scenario is possible even under President Trump turning NATO into a racket operation. In such case, Russia would just widen its sphere of influence over Baltics with its usual political bullying.

fatherboxx
Mar 25, 2013

Baronjutter posted:

Do none of Trum's hyper nationalist supporters care that he's bought and paid for by Russia? Then again they probably look at Putin's Russia with jealousy and wish american could have a strong leader like that.
Didn't the right wing of the US coast along on anti-russian paranoia for a good 50 years, and now they're ok with a potential president with extremely deep and potentially controlling connections with Russia?

Shame that Trump's sympathy for Russia got into the spotlight after republican primaries, otherwise Ted Cruz or another poo poo could've used the Eid celebration pictures from Moscow to short-circuit his base:

fatherboxx
Mar 25, 2013

Why not a Topol 2-M shaped-bed - let your little operator dream about bringing on the nuclear apocalypse.

fatherboxx
Mar 25, 2013

Nenonen posted:

Kadyrov commented "why don't I know of this? ;)" so presumably it didn't happen or it was an honest accident as he was throwing golden handgrenades for his pet tiger to fetch.

what happens in Grozny, stays in Grozny



Pictured: Ramzan's nephew after sudden disappearance of his cousin who is rumoured to be involved in the plot. Probably just got his hands stuck in a window, no big deal.

fatherboxx
Mar 25, 2013

You are joking, but kremlin media in 2014 tried to make a fuss out of giraffe getting killed in a Danish zoo, with every lead containing some smug shot at "european values" and gays.

fatherboxx
Mar 25, 2013

There is no agreed upon version but I think "Члены вверх за Харамбе" sounds best phonetically

fatherboxx
Mar 25, 2013

Hey, there is finally an English article about the craziest Russian story of this week.

https://globalvoices.org/2016/10/07/atomweight-mma-fighting-comes-to-chechnya-and-the-local-rulers-children-are-already-title-holders/

quote:

Kadyrov's feed is full of posts like this one on September 24, where he boasts about always finding time in his busy schedule to maintain his physique. With such an integral focus on fitness, it comes as no surprise that the long-time head of Russia's Chechen Republic has also instilled these virtues in his children, Eli, Adam, and Akhmad; he sometimes posts about their workout regimens and preparations for competitions.

Despite this regular publicity on social media, Kadyrov still managed to shock people throughout Russia, when his three young sons appeared as participants in a recent mixed martial arts (MMA) tournament hosted in Grozny. The spectacle was arranged to celebrate Kadyrov's latest inauguration, which coincided with his 40th birthday.

Videos posted on Instagram show his ten-year-old son Akhmad delivering a knockout blow to his opponent, another child from Sochi. His other sons also reportedly achieved victory over their respective opponents in similar matches.

quote:

Kadyrov also included a snazzy video montage of children abusing drugs and alcohol, followed by footage of his sons wailing on opponents at the MMA tournament, ending with shots of the boys playing video games and carrying their trophies. The final frame features a simple question: “Drug addition or a healthy lifestyle?

fatherboxx
Mar 25, 2013

mobby_6kl posted:

poo poo the rating is going down again, who's getting invaded next? :ohdear:

Also lol at the judicial branch being ranked the lowest. That's got to be a sign of a lawless strongman shithole, doesn't it?

0,4% of acquittal decisions in criminal court by 2015 data.
Last Chief Prosecutor thought it was a good sign because it means that the investigation works too good!

fatherboxx
Mar 25, 2013

One of the more notorious DNR commanders, Motorola, got blown up in an elevator, shortly after his squad got involved in the LNR power struggle.



Rest in piss, you goblin

fatherboxx
Mar 25, 2013

Friendly Humour posted:

Whoah drat. Been a while since we heard about that guy. What power struggle was it?

DNR field commanders really don't like Igor Plotnitsky (or (((Plotnitsky))) as freedom fighters like to remind), the head of LNR because they are rival gangs contesting territory, russian imports and extortion from locals. A number of prominent leaders got killed earlier this year, and both heads of "People Republics" survived hit attempts (both made with IEDs) in August. Obviously, they prefer to blame every death on Ukranian agents, which is very flattering to SBU.

Another likely version is Kremlin cleaning house of true believers/setting false flags for re-escalation, but I wouldn't bet on it, too complicated for Russians.

fatherboxx
Mar 25, 2013

Surkov Leaks 2 are out and they seem to be more meaty this time :supaburn:

https://twitter.com/Mortis_Banned/status/794112756655996928

fatherboxx
Mar 25, 2013

Kremlin media won't have anyone to blame for Russia's problems anymore.

fatherboxx
Mar 25, 2013

steinrokkan posted:

Our only hope is that even if Trump is a Putin wanneabee...

... two Putins in a room will immediately get to hating each other out of prideful jealousy.

For all talk of further decline in US-Russian relations in the case of Clinton presidency, Clinton would have been a predictable politician with a button.
Even Putin is a comparatively stable figure - everyone knows his goals and mission statements: no NATO in Eastern Europe, expensive oil, a seat at the big table.
Trump is a wildcard with severe ego problems - Russia is going to change its tune once he calls Putin a bald midget on a G7 summit after some Russian partner kicks him on a business deal.

fatherboxx
Mar 25, 2013

http://www.bbc.com/news/world-europe-38430164
64 members of Alexandrov Ensemble (Red Army Choir) died in a plane crash over Black Sea, along with renowned humanitarian Elisaveta Glinka and journalists of leading Russian tv channels.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wUi1XPZ2Lp4

Causes are obviously unkown at the moment, but the plane was being on its way to Syria, so...

fatherboxx
Mar 25, 2013

steinrokkan posted:

What, the mayor of Yekaterinburg is beating his 220 wives now?

The question is, when did he stop?

fatherboxx
Mar 25, 2013

https://twitter.com/maxseddon/status/870610224947884032

https://twitter.com/maxseddon/status/870610947626463232

Juicero, but for failing petrostate

fatherboxx
Mar 25, 2013

cinci zoo sniper posted:

Later in the interview for the documentary, which Bloomberg describes as friendly bordering on fawning, Putin reminds Stone that he is a "Judo master" in peak physical shape.

Best part - he said that when asked what he would do if he needed to share a shower with a gay man on a submarine.

fatherboxx
Mar 25, 2013

Hard-hitting questions from Oliver Stone: Mr Putin, imagine you are flying with a parachute, to the left of you is a forest of dicks, to the right - a sea of poo poo, where would you land??

fatherboxx
Mar 25, 2013

cinci zoo sniper posted:

Is this the chair "riddle" translation? :eyepop:

It is one of the many!

fatherboxx
Mar 25, 2013

Zudgemud posted:

They are on the poo poo list as even after everything Russia has done for those people they are treacherous and invited NATO to the border of the Russian heartland.

Basically the same feeling you would get as Americans if a Native American Reserve managed to declare independence and enthusiastically entered a defense pact with Russia. Also the US army would need to be 20x smaller and the Indian Reserve would need to be right next to New York...

Cool, by drawing the parallel with nations that have endured genocide you cast Baltics in a very positive light, thank you!
"border of the heartland" :wtc:

fatherboxx
Mar 25, 2013

Putin's annual hotline is wild this year

https://twitter.com/NoahSneider/status/875288625533116416

https://twitter.com/shaunwalker7/status/875310696090791936

fatherboxx
Mar 25, 2013

fishmech posted:

I mean that depends, how does the Russian healthcare system handle dispensing HIV treatment now? Are the drugs affordable?

Mayor of Ekatirenburg (4th largest city) is a leader of a vigilante cult franchise who thinks that you can cure AIDS by handcuffing an addict to a radiator and beating them up.

fatherboxx
Mar 25, 2013

cinci zoo sniper posted:

Saakashvili has been stripped of Ukrainian citizenship by Poroshenko.

Now he can be a proud citizen of the world, sipping wine in NY while chewing his best tie.

It is dumb and infuriating every time Ukraine imitates its large neighbour, surely they would get at this point that reputation hits are not worth perfomative bullshit but nooo

fatherboxx
Mar 25, 2013

:tbear: Russia awfulness digest :tbear:

- https://meduza.io/en/feature/2017/08/20/russian-national-tv-ignored-a-domestic-attack-on-pedestrians-this-saturday-claimed-by-isis

quote:

Terrorist violence in Catalonia dominated news headlines around the world this weekend, but another attack on Saturday, August 19, occurred in the Russian city of Surgut, where a man non-fatally stabbed seven pedestrians before being shot and killed by police. The “Islamic State” later claimed responsibility for the incident, though Russian law enforcement are not investigating the stabbings as an act of terrorism. Surprisingly, Russian national news networks nearly ignored the attack in Surgut.

Russian media loooves to gloat about every terrorist (alleged or real) attack in Europe and alarm viewers about Islamic/refugee "menace", but carefully ignores a situation where they can sweep a lone wolf attack under the rug and avoid tensions inside Russia.
Confusion resulted in Emmanuel Macron offering condolences through twitter while Putin was telling kids in Crimea about the dangers of prostitutes and Franz Schubert's death from syphilis.

- https://twitter.com/mashant/status/899633445684510721

Interesting investigation from Fontanka newspaper that connects Wagner PMC operating in Syria with Evgeniy Prigozhin, "Putin's Chef" who has numerous Defense Ministry contracts and is generally agreed to be the man behind Russian "troll factories". Maybe Brown Moses has some details on that in English.
Curiously, Fontanka is not really a liberal or opposition newspaper, so that infodump may point to someone in Kremlin being unhappy with Prigozhin's business and his merceneraries' perfomance in Syria.

- http://tass.com/society/961328

quote:

MOSCOW, August 22. /TASS/. Investigators have detained stage director Kirill Serebrennikov on the suspicion of masterminding 68-million-ruble ($1 million) fraud, Investigative Committee spokeswoman Svetlana Petrenko said." The IC special investigations department has detained the artistic director of the Moscow theater Gogol-Center Kirill Serebrennikov. He is suspected of masterminding the embezzlement of no less than 68 million rubles disbursed for the project Platform," she said.
Serebrennikov faces charges under part 4 of article 159 of Russia’s Criminal Code (Gross Fraud).
"The investigators are going to charge Serebrennikov with committing the aforesaid crime and also to select a restrictive measure," Petrenko said.

Being an artist in Russia remains a dangerous occupation!
Serebrinnikov is easily the most famous modern Russian theater director and one of the Russian movie directors recognized abroad (at least in festival and arthouse circles), so it is a big deal.

fatherboxx fucked around with this message at 10:33 on Aug 22, 2017

fatherboxx
Mar 25, 2013

pigdog posted:

Giving minimum media attention to terrorist attacks is a good and effective way of combatting it. Wish the Western media followed suit instead of plastering the faces of "martyrs" all over the news.

Yes! But I would like Russia to follow that approach in all coverage, not just when they can afford it.
St. Petersburg attack earlier this year almost resulted in a witch hunt for a bearded dude in muslim clothing who was unrelated to the bombing - yet media happily distributed his photo for the whole day.

fatherboxx
Mar 25, 2013

Truga posted:



This is running for president. loving :five: Translation:

Not so subtle eye-gouging UKIP color scheme

fatherboxx
Mar 25, 2013

https://twitter.com/EnglishRussia1/status/917643546663976960

fatherboxx
Mar 25, 2013

this dead forum is banned on most major providers, but the smaller ones (local or the ones that work with companies) don't bother

fatherboxx
Mar 25, 2013


They are going to finish her off and nobody would do anything except more finger-wagging.

fatherboxx
Mar 25, 2013

Seeing that Babchenko loves nothing more than trolling russian patirots to a teeth-grinding rage, this is his hour of triumph.
absolute lege

fatherboxx
Mar 25, 2013

Rinkles posted:

I've seen a lot of indignation from journalists. Which I get, but with his life on the line I don't know that anyone can judge.

Some examples

https://twitter.com/AndreiSoldatov/status/1001838799578595328
https://twitter.com/MiriamElder/status/1001839414702739461
https://twitter.com/MarkUrban01/status/1001835107127357441

If the sting was real and not just a big show (get ready for that narrative from Russia, holy poo poo) these journalists just show themselves as idiots. "Oh no my precious news cycle and heartfelt tweets of rememberance!"

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fatherboxx
Mar 25, 2013

https://twitter.com/ASLuhn/status/1040179329655812096

Wow, surely clears everything up! :downs:

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