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style / art gimmick combo you want to see next
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Commodore 64 hi fi 16 colors Drawing goons drooling over anime (or muscle men) 35 20.71%
Everything in MSPaint Black and White and Undertale Characters 22 13.02%
CGA in CYMK tones and rising stars of gaming like Hololens and Star Citizen 36 21.30%
Only Purple and Waluigi and Kirby ship fiction 76 44.97%
Total: 169 votes
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StashAugustine
Mar 24, 2013

Do not trust in hope- it will betray you! Only faith and hatred sustain.

Is there a way to make Death To Spies 2 not look, control, and play like poo poo

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StashAugustine
Mar 24, 2013

Do not trust in hope- it will betray you! Only faith and hatred sustain.

Playing it, and also Blood Money, makes me want to kiss whoever invented over the shoulder 3rd person aiming

StashAugustine
Mar 24, 2013

Do not trust in hope- it will betray you! Only faith and hatred sustain.

Well I want to like a game that's like Hitman but with big outdoor spaces with varied objectives full of Nazis to guiltlessly murder by the dozen but I think I might just get the new Hitman instead

StashAugustine
Mar 24, 2013

Do not trust in hope- it will betray you! Only faith and hatred sustain.

So I tried out the 'beta' for the new Hitman



Does anyone know if this is a common problem and how to fix it?

StashAugustine
Mar 24, 2013

Do not trust in hope- it will betray you! Only faith and hatred sustain.

FactsAreUseless posted:

I'm not. I rented it for one day like two years ago. Somebody mentioned it in the thread and it reminded me how bad it is.

I was hoping for open world Hitman but with cyberpunk, but fortunately I heard how bad it was before I bought it.

Sakurazuka posted:

You wait til it's not an early access game

So Friday. Still a little worried it'll be the same problem.

StashAugustine
Mar 24, 2013

Do not trust in hope- it will betray you! Only faith and hatred sustain.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y7QZgH1eP2o

StashAugustine
Mar 24, 2013

Do not trust in hope- it will betray you! Only faith and hatred sustain.

muscles like this? posted:

Nolan North gave an interview a couple of years ago stating that if you ever here his "Drake" voice in other games it's because he was specifically told by the voice director to do it that way. He would like to vary it up but most of the time they just want the voice he's famous for.

I have never played Uncharted so my Nolan North mental image is Stephen Heck and that dude from Spec Ops

StashAugustine
Mar 24, 2013

Do not trust in hope- it will betray you! Only faith and hatred sustain.

Steve2911 posted:

Is the new Hitman going to be good? I just put a princely £10.99 on it so I hope it's good.

It looks pretty decent, like they put a classic-style Hitman on Absolution's graphics/gameplay engine. Obviously the quality of the actual missions is still up in the air but it's unlikely to be bad.

StashAugustine
Mar 24, 2013

Do not trust in hope- it will betray you! Only faith and hatred sustain.

Lurdiak posted:

I am fairly certain lady naga is not a dude.

Everyone's a dude, bro.

StashAugustine
Mar 24, 2013

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Ahundredbux posted:

whats a good march game ? i've only been playing hots

hopefully hitman?

StashAugustine
Mar 24, 2013

Do not trust in hope- it will betray you! Only faith and hatred sustain.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5OByly9wmc0

Deus Ex and Hitman Blood Money are pretty good too

StashAugustine
Mar 24, 2013

Do not trust in hope- it will betray you! Only faith and hatred sustain.


Only slightly more impractical than 47 disguising himself

StashAugustine
Mar 24, 2013

Do not trust in hope- it will betray you! Only faith and hatred sustain.

Sid Meier's Gettysburg


Since I doubt you can find that, Deus Ex is good, plus the orginal Fallouts maybe?

StashAugustine
Mar 24, 2013

Do not trust in hope- it will betray you! Only faith and hatred sustain.

what the gently caress is this game

StashAugustine
Mar 24, 2013

Do not trust in hope- it will betray you! Only faith and hatred sustain.

I got the new Hitman but my laptop is too lovely to handle it :(

StashAugustine
Mar 24, 2013

Do not trust in hope- it will betray you! Only faith and hatred sustain.

Ciaphas posted:

I've never played a Hitman game so are we talking like (to reverse things a little) a third person Dishonored, a more down to earth AC, or what

ed Guess I could go watch videos when I get back home to see what HItman games are like but shrug

Basically Hitman is a stealth game with two big selling points: first, rather than semi-linear "get from point A to point B doing X" it drops you off in a series of sandboxy levels with a list of objectives (usually murdering dudes); second, most of the sneaking is accomplished by stealing disguises to slip past guards rather than staying out of sight.

StashAugustine
Mar 24, 2013

Do not trust in hope- it will betray you! Only faith and hatred sustain.

Also since I can't play Hitman I've been playing World in Conflict and it owns

StashAugustine
Mar 24, 2013

Do not trust in hope- it will betray you! Only faith and hatred sustain.

does anyone actually pay attention to the story in a hitman game

i dont think ive seen the cutscenes in blood money even once

StashAugustine
Mar 24, 2013

Do not trust in hope- it will betray you! Only faith and hatred sustain.

I think the issue people had with Absolution's story wasn't that it was merely bad but that it forced you to pay attention to it. Like Blood Money I skipped every cutscene and it didn't matter one bit cause the missions are just a bunch of hits strung haphazardly together. Absolution tried to be 'cinematic' and was really bad at it.

StashAugustine
Mar 24, 2013

Do not trust in hope- it will betray you! Only faith and hatred sustain.

When if ever does Bulletstorm get funny

StashAugustine
Mar 24, 2013

Do not trust in hope- it will betray you! Only faith and hatred sustain.

Ravane posted:

If you want good gameplay and good story, look no further than Heavy Rain. I cried when Jason died.

Please don't troll

StashAugustine
Mar 24, 2013

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started playing EYE

it, uh, sure is a game

StashAugustine
Mar 24, 2013

Do not trust in hope- it will betray you! Only faith and hatred sustain.

watching the quiet man and realized that john wayne's character's dad is named mike thornton

StashAugustine
Mar 24, 2013

Do not trust in hope- it will betray you! Only faith and hatred sustain.

i just do rum and coke

StashAugustine
Mar 24, 2013

Do not trust in hope- it will betray you! Only faith and hatred sustain.

last i heard it was buggy as poo poo on PC, c/d?

StashAugustine
Mar 24, 2013

Do not trust in hope- it will betray you! Only faith and hatred sustain.

I think MP3 worked fine on paper and the issue is just that Rockstar is about as subtle as, well, Max Payne.

StashAugustine
Mar 24, 2013

Do not trust in hope- it will betray you! Only faith and hatred sustain.

Ravane posted:

Happy Easter everyone. Please ban me Facts, I will rise again in a few days.

u dumbfuck you were supposed to get banned friday for that to work

StashAugustine
Mar 24, 2013

Do not trust in hope- it will betray you! Only faith and hatred sustain.

You could make a decent Watchmen movie if it's not directed by loving Zach Snyder

StashAugustine
Mar 24, 2013

Do not trust in hope- it will betray you! Only faith and hatred sustain.

Dota threads should be exiled to D&D

StashAugustine
Mar 24, 2013

Do not trust in hope- it will betray you! Only faith and hatred sustain.


It has bugged me since she started the Tropes Vs Women scans way too well in that song from Mary Poppins

StashAugustine
Mar 24, 2013

Do not trust in hope- it will betray you! Only faith and hatred sustain.

VoidBurger posted:

I wish someone would model swap Lara Croft and Nathan Drake already, so we can see how weird Nate looks crawling around pathetically and being all dirty and slutty and injured.

The imagery is oversexed but I thought it was odd that not many people picked up on Tomb Raider basically being a Robert Louis Stevenson-esque "boy goes on adventure and becomes a Man" story but with a female main character

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StashAugustine
Mar 24, 2013

Do not trust in hope- it will betray you! Only faith and hatred sustain.

unfortunately there's no good video of john mcclane sprinting across broken glass on youtube so just pretend i posted that

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