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Kulkasha posted:Everybody's too busy quipping about shawarma to process technogods and interdimensional aliens I bet the double nazis suppressed the extraterrestrial combat project.
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Leon Trotsky 2012 posted:In the MCU, every single Abrahamic religion is explicitly disproven and Norse Paganism is the only religious faith to have any basis in reality. Just you wait until Jesusman shows up to defeat Thanos.
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It's just as well the double nazis suppressed XCOM in the MCU because it's not like they'd land a hit against the reptilians there either.
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Electromax posted:Now imagine the effect of 9/11 if the planes had emerged from a portal to a different corner of the universe, and Elon Musk in a spacesuit and a giant talking gorilla had shown up to divert the 2nd plane back into the portal before it impacted, then on 9/11/2002 an army of sentient droneships attacked Volgograd based on Elon tinkering with the plane's black box, and also a new different plane emerged from a different portal in summer 2002 to crash into London. Then Elon and the gorilla have a big public fight at an airport before the gorilla is branded a traitor. I bet people would still be talking about it. A talking monkey?!
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Pirate Jet posted:I really wish this movie would pull a fast one on us and it turns out the first ones down are, like, Deadshot and Harley Quinn. Slipknot is the sole survivor, with the twist reveal that he's also invulnerable.
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Kurzon posted:When did superhero comic stories start spanning multiple titles? Eg a story that begins in Action Comics continues in the next issue of Adventures of Superman, followed by the next issue of Man of Steel. I'm reading through some back issues of various Superman comics, and I noticed that this trend seemed to start around 1987. When did it start? Did Marvel do it? Why was it done? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aDTwO0TlwOU
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quote:You made it up, like God and Santa Claus. Oh my god someone's been breaking into my house every year
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Guy A. Person posted:Civil War does show us Tony dealing with his parents deaths and then he says that technology has helped him come to terms with it (he described the VR thing he is showing as a type of billion dollar therapy session). That "memory" was altered for the vr demo, he never dealt with it. It's how he wished his last time seeing them had actually gone.
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Guy A. Person posted:Yep. It's clear he never truly dealt with it, but I thought after the VR sequence he talked about all his issues in the past tense and then said something along the lines of "it took me years to come to terms with this". He definitely made the "billion dollar therapy session" crack. Like he's saying "I'm totally fine guys" but he's clearly bluffing. Oh yeah, gotcha then. I thought you were saying that he had dealt with them using it, I agree with you on the rest.
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Jimbot posted:The man likes the same poo poo I like but he can bench 300 pounds! I don't know who this Snack Zyder is, but I've got a good feeling about him! Also, I'm hungry now.
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Jul 27, 2016 21:53
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Electromax posted:If this was comics, there'd be a one-off issue explaining about Pa Kent's youth and how he met a cute lady and the fact that her name is 'Martha' ends up somehow significant and pivotal in his decision to court her and/or the lightweight conflict in the story. He still has a bat-grenade (and one bat-kryptonite grenade) launcher and the spear I'm sure it'll work out. 
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The execution in that scene's pretty lacking all around.
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Grendels Dad posted:To the best of my understanding I'm a dead dad anyway, should my son decide to become a superhero down the line. The dads never live. Make sure to own a house next to an expansive cave with plenty of huge bay windows for things to fly past.
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I can't believe nobody thought to just use a voice modulator for Batman before, it's perfect.
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Jul 28, 2016 18:27
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I think Cavill slimmed down a bit for The Man From UNCLE but he was still pretty big in that too. I wish I could rent that movie anywhere too, it's just options to buy. 
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cvnvcnv posted:It's on HBO. Get Now for a month? Cheaper than buying plus lots of other ish. Oh cool, I'll give that a look then. Thanks!
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Oasx posted:I just watched The Dark Knight for the first time and i don't really understand what the big deal is. It looks and sounds like a direct to dvd movie, and as expected Heath Ledger didn't magically become a good actor for this one movie. 
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From what I remember from reading comics when I was eight, that's pretty comicbooky.
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quote:Kids enjoy them because they have no frame of reference as to what a well shot, well characterized movie looks or sounds like. You say that as if most adults do.
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I don't think I'll ever get tired of the Avengers car jokes.
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Shanty posted:This is loving mind-boggling, but I think it could work. Clooney playing it intense, quiet, against his usual "type": "Do you bleed?" and Cage looking stern, melancholy, which he has down pat anyway. Jim Carrey
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Darkseid will only relent in his attack on Earth when he realizes that his mom has the same name as Superman, Batman, Wonder Woman, The Flash, and Cyborg's moms. Aquaman's was named Betty, which gets a giggle out of The Joker.
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I liked both Thors more than Beavis.
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Hodgepodge posted:I just felt like pointing this out. I didn't feel particularly strongly about Beavis though, just that it was kind of crap, especially after MoS.
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Megaman's Jockstrap posted:I'm sure he will. Lex suddenly all on board with Superman existing.
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MacheteZombie posted:e: and BvS Batman is hardly different than the other movie Batmans when it comes to no killing. quote:If there are so many of those stories why do you want yet another one?  quote:Batman gets to a lever where a train is about to run over 5 low-level criminals who are planning to rob your grandma, but he could pull the lever and divert it to only kill Joker who was bound against his will. What does he do? quote:Batman doesn't kill people, he just doesn't save them. So he'd just leave probably.
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MacheteZombie posted:I'm not the one complaining about him fitting into certain molds. If I was I'd be saying that we should have Adam West style Batman back in the fold. I know, I'm just being dumb. We absolutely should have that, though.
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Was anyone ever even accidentally killed by Adam West Batman? I don't think so but I've only really have memory of the movie at this point.Vintersorg posted:This Batman never killed before but after 20+ years of poo poo piling up no matter what... he's had enough. He kills even more people after that and presumably will continue to.
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MacheteZombie posted:Who does he flat out kill? Basically every gangster after he hears the word "Martha"?
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MacheteZombie posted:He hurts them badly He strafes them with a gatling gun then machine guns the dude with the flamethrower (or hits the tank or something, I forgot how that guy dies exactly)!
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Megaman's Jockstrap posted:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=psVIG7YvdjM&t=181s Adam West noooo Thanks for finding that I didn't recall it at all. I need to watch that movie again!
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MacheteZombie posted:He's holding a dudes arm and the guy is the one holding the trigger, his buddies also drop to the floor and get missed by the bullets for the most part. No, I mean he strafes them from the Batwing, blowing up the SUVs with dudes inside. That happened after WHO"S MARTHA right? Or was that from before Superman supertotals the Batmobile? I don't really remember what happened when now. quote:Nah everybody is too busy swinging. Only accidental deaths are like, heroin ODs. 
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Just to note, my point was just that Batman kills significantly more after his "redemption". It's a weird place to start the Justice League at.
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Basebf555 posted:I think its realistic to expect that the "Martha" moment wasn't Batman completely overcoming his issues all at once, and there's really not much time for him to reflect between then and the end of the movie. Don't you think its possible this will be an ongoing arc for Batman that will continue throughout the Justice League/Batman series? Probably, but it doesn't make it less weird of a direction to go and start that at for me.
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SuperMechagodzilla posted:Here's an example from one of the worst comics ever made: Maybe that's just the level the author can write at.
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Grendels Dad posted:Where does Superman usually put his vanquished foes? Apart from "the issue after this one" I mean. Prison usually, I thought.
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Grendels Dad posted:I haven't read a Superman comic in eons so I'm not being facetious when I ask this, but really? Mogul or Darkseid or Doomsday don't strike me as the prisoner type, they are more the "throw them into the sun" type. I thought Metropolis had a Not Arkham or something for the supercriminals. I know Lex keeps breaking out of somewhere.
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