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Plaisirs canins sur gaufre arrosés de coulis naturel http://i.imgur.com/apIwXyWm.jpg Salade pour dames Sandwich Oh Mon Dieu, avec supplément porcin (This one comes with a free beer if you finish your plate, Le Falstaff, Montparnasse, Paris, try it) LINK NWS PICTURES, DON'T PUT THEM BEHIND SPOILER TAGS Somebody has a new favorite as of 01:03 on Mar 6, 2016 |
# ¿ Mar 5, 2016 16:20 |
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Gilok posted:"I'd like a burger, hold the meat, and four french fries. Wrap the fries in newspaper, please" genetic_knockout posted:I legit thought those fries were rotten brown bananas when I first saw them. Why are they so large?? This picture disturbs me more than it should. Fries are serious business in France and Belgium.
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# ¿ Apr 3, 2016 14:30 |
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Bad food porn ? That's like the elder god of bread, the one generations of bakers have searched endlessly, the True Bread You Need With Homemade Mayonnaise.
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# ¿ Apr 22, 2016 11:46 |
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https://twitter.com/MousliRany/status/747724314795982848 I like pizzas and cordons-bleus but this is revolting. Especially with the kraft singles on top
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# ¿ Jul 4, 2016 22:07 |
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JohnnyCanuck posted:I love all of you making the Jurassic Park jokes, and I'm actually in love with that harmonica video. I am crying right now. Thank you. Would so hard if it wasn't for the disgusting salted caramel. And I say that as a french person with two thirds of his family living in Bretagne from where this insanity allegedly spawned. Salted butter itself is a godsend though.
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# ¿ Feb 12, 2017 21:02 |
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gently caress yeah raclette
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# ¿ May 11, 2017 21:30 |
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Oh so that's how loose corn are made
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# ¿ Jun 2, 2017 19:42 |
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Hey America, mayonnaise is NOT white and does not survive well in anything grilled/toasted/heated/whatever. Use loving butter, it's been invented for that. Mayonnaise is a condiment (not a sauce) going well with cold things. Sincerely yours, France.
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# ¿ Jun 27, 2017 15:09 |
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Alright, from a technical standpoint, this needed like 15~30min more baking. That being said, aww yisss. And I don't even like chocolate.
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# ¿ Aug 5, 2017 00:22 |
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Magic Hate Ball posted:Fresh from my own Facebook:
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# ¿ Aug 17, 2017 22:59 |
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a kitten posted:Mmm coffee maker salmon I hate everything about this video.
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# ¿ Sep 16, 2017 01:13 |
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Fleta Mcgurn posted:Only got one left, but you're welcome to it: Also, what a terrible looking croissant.
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# ¿ Oct 8, 2017 09:11 |
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Hattie Masters posted:So, a little while back I made a post about a strange Taco van in my area. I did not post a trip report because I hadn't had it. Hattie Masters posted:They claim to be Mexican-French cuisine. The Tacos are said, on the van but not on JustEat, to be French-Style Tacos. I believe this to be absolute bullshit. A few pages old, but I may offer some explanation. For some reason, here in France, "Tacos" may refer to a burrito-style abomination filled with some kind of meat+vegetables+condiment+fries wrapped in a burrito. Basically a "mexican" take on the donner kebab in pita bread formula. Why does it not refer to the mexican tacos you all know in the other side of the atlantic I have no idea, but if you ever try to order or find "tacos" here, be warned you won't get what you want unless you go to a real mexican restaurant. The most probable offender you'll find instead is "O'Tacos", a food chain that seems to specialize in that weird sandwich, see the related google image search Why would this recette export overseas ? No idea. None at all.
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# ¿ Nov 5, 2017 11:14 |
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Code Jockey posted:there is no excuse for this. there is no reason for this
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# ¿ Nov 9, 2017 08:01 |
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Somewhat related, can a Canadabro tell me what kind of cheese is usually used in poutine ? Being french, I find the idea of fries soacked in gravy and topped with cheese revolting but I do want to try that if I ever go to Canada (unless it's Traditional Processed Dairy Product© imported from your weird neighbour)
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# ¿ Apr 3, 2018 20:57 |
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Thanks guys. I think I'll try to go to a canadian cuisine restaurant in Paris to try a somewhat close version in the near future. La Maison de la Poutine should do the trick.
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# ¿ Apr 3, 2018 22:44 |
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.Z. posted:The latest from Japan. This is like the worst idea ever. And I'm french, we get regular camembert transfusion to maintain our frenchness.
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# ¿ Jul 26, 2018 22:00 |
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RareAcumen posted:I agree, 34$ cheese bread and strange wet pile on wooden board is some dumb food fad poo poo 350g of sliced raclette (for like 2 or 3 persons depending on appetite) is like 5€ here Buy this and have fun with your friends ! Raclette is life
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# ¿ Nov 29, 2018 15:54 |
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If you ever come to france and order a "tacos" at any non-mexican restaurant (that includes the "O'Tacos" chain), that's what you'll get. I don't know why we call those "tacos" but whatever Comes with chicken, merguez or kebab meat too. Don't ever order at O'Tacos.
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# ¿ Feb 7, 2019 20:42 |
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Got only to one with "everything"
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# ¿ Feb 23, 2019 23:35 |
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bloom posted:
If you guys ever go to south of France (Cote d'Azur) or I believe Italia, you ought to try that.
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# ¿ Jul 28, 2019 00:41 |
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Chickpeas ? Seriously they couldn't come up with something else to thicken the recipe ?
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# ¿ Aug 16, 2019 12:22 |
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Rectangular and undercooked, canned tuna, raw onions, corn, cornichons, creme fraiche, camembert or squared goat cheese, a slice of... raclette ? What the gently caress is going on this We really need pizza rules Rule #1 : terrible chefs shall not be allowed near a pizza oven
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# ¿ Jan 5, 2020 20:40 |
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Sodium Chloride posted:It looks terrible but it's a crème caramel so unlike a lot of the other post this will still taste good. This. Crème Caramel is love. Too bad they botched the presentation
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# ¿ Jun 18, 2020 20:00 |
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Ultimate Mango posted:Somewhere in France, someone is masturbating to this right now.
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# ¿ Aug 23, 2020 20:12 |
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Poor Quatu doesn't deserve this end
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# ¿ Nov 21, 2020 03:05 |
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This burger needs fries and cheese. Let's add more fries and cheese. https://twitter.com/ChefclubNetwork/status/1338520437446365184 https://twitter.com/ChefclubNetwork/status/1338520574163902466
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# ¿ Dec 15, 2020 22:55 |
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LifeSunDeath posted:https://i.imgur.com/1i4ftej.mp4 These guys really don't know how to raclette
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# ¿ Jan 10, 2021 12:24 |
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# ¿ May 5, 2024 12:21 |
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OwlFancier posted:You can just buy a donut and a jar of nutella and eat both. Darn that beignet looks good but way too much nutella. Replace that with half the amount of apple compote and I'm down, used to eat those on the beach as a kid.
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