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Zanael
Jan 30, 2007

Finn 3:16 says I just licorice
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Plaisirs canins sur gaufre arrosés de coulis naturel

http://i.imgur.com/apIwXyWm.jpg :nws:
Salade pour dames


Sandwich Oh Mon Dieu, avec supplément porcin
(This one comes with a free beer if you finish your plate, Le Falstaff, Montparnasse, Paris, try it)

LINK NWS PICTURES, DON'T PUT THEM BEHIND SPOILER TAGS

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Zanael
Jan 30, 2007

Finn 3:16 says I just licorice
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Gilok posted:

"I'd like a burger, hold the meat, and four french fries. Wrap the fries in newspaper, please"
Serving fries in a cornet-shaped newspaper was, in fact, a "traditionnal" way to serve fries in northen France and Belgium, usually when you bought them from dedicated food trucks ("baraques à frites" or "friteries"). Aluminium or plastic containers are commonly used now.

genetic_knockout posted:

I legit thought those fries were rotten brown bananas when I first saw them. Why are they so large?? This picture disturbs me more than it should.
Those are called "potatoes" in fastfood/restaurants here (super original name do not steal), I don't know why they are darker than what you'd expect, I guess it's a way to fry/roast them to tell them apart from fries or regular potatoe wedges.

Fries are serious business in France and Belgium.

Zanael
Jan 30, 2007

Finn 3:16 says I just licorice
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Bad food porn ? That's like the elder god of bread, the one generations of bakers have searched endlessly, the True Bread You Need With Homemade Mayonnaise.

Zanael
Jan 30, 2007

Finn 3:16 says I just licorice
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https://twitter.com/MousliRany/status/747724314795982848
I like pizzas and cordons-bleus but this is revolting. Especially with the kraft singles on top

Zanael
Jan 30, 2007

Finn 3:16 says I just licorice
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JohnnyCanuck posted:

I love all of you making the Jurassic Park jokes, and I'm actually in love with that harmonica video. I am crying right now. Thank you.

As tribute, I offer these Caramel Doughnut Cones With Salted Caramel Syringes.



Would so hard if it wasn't for the disgusting salted caramel. And I say that as a french person with two thirds of his family living in Bretagne from where this insanity allegedly spawned. Salted butter itself is a godsend though.

Zanael
Jan 30, 2007

Finn 3:16 says I just licorice
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gently caress yeah raclette

Zanael
Jan 30, 2007

Finn 3:16 says I just licorice
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Oh so that's how loose corn are made

Zanael
Jan 30, 2007

Finn 3:16 says I just licorice
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Hey America, mayonnaise is NOT white and does not survive well in anything grilled/toasted/heated/whatever.
Use loving butter, it's been invented for that.
Mayonnaise is a condiment (not a sauce) going well with cold things.
Sincerely yours, France.

Zanael
Jan 30, 2007

Finn 3:16 says I just licorice
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Alright, from a technical standpoint, this needed like 15~30min more baking. That being said, aww yisss. And I don't even like chocolate.

Zanael
Jan 30, 2007

Finn 3:16 says I just licorice
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Magic Hate Ball posted:

Fresh from my own Facebook:


Mr Whiskers will surely be happy his cat food is served. What else could it be ?

Zanael
Jan 30, 2007

Finn 3:16 says I just licorice
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I hate everything about this video.

Zanael
Jan 30, 2007

Finn 3:16 says I just licorice
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Fleta Mcgurn posted:

Only got one left, but you're welcome to it:


As a french person, I'm deeply offended :france:
Also, what a terrible looking croissant.

Zanael
Jan 30, 2007

Finn 3:16 says I just licorice
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Hattie Masters posted:

So, a little while back I made a post about a strange Taco van in my area. I did not post a trip report because I hadn't had it.

Then I had it, ate it, and uploaded the photos.



This was the simple, unassuming package that was delivered to me. I had ordered several others for friends but this one was mine.
I obviously went for the Chicken Nugget one because how the gently caress could I not.



This is what it looked like. Now, I may be just some Englishman, with a large ocean between me and one of the nations supposedly involved in this product, and a small channel between the other, but that looks like precisely zero tacos I have ever seen before. General consensus was that it was a strange burrito. Those with more knowledge may inform me otherwise tho', for all I know this is a standard of French-Mexican cuisine.

Be warned, from hereon are pictures of the inside of the "Taco" and they aren't pretty. Not super gross but still.



Yup. That definitely is a chicken nugget in there. It's been a lil' while since I ate it but I think I can see a Jalapeno in there too. But the weirdest thing?



There were French Fries in it. Just kinda chilling in there. Didn't add a whole lot to the thing.

Overall verdict? Not exactly fine dining but if I was shitfaced and nearby, I would not turn my nose up at this strange effort in street food. It tasted better than I was expecting, but then again that wasn't hard.

Sorry if this wasn't up to the standards of Trip Reports, long time reader and all that.

Hattie Masters posted:

They claim to be Mexican-French cuisine. The Tacos are said, on the van but not on JustEat, to be French-Style Tacos. I believe this to be absolute bullshit.

A few pages old, but I may offer some explanation.
For some reason, here in France, "Tacos" may refer to a burrito-style abomination filled with some kind of meat+vegetables+condiment+fries wrapped in a burrito. Basically a "mexican" take on the donner kebab in pita bread formula.
Why does it not refer to the mexican tacos you all know in the other side of the atlantic I have no idea, but if you ever try to order or find "tacos" here, be warned you won't get what you want unless you go to a real mexican restaurant.
The most probable offender you'll find instead is "O'Tacos", a food chain that seems to specialize in that weird sandwich, see the related google image search
Why would this recette export overseas ? No idea. None at all.

Zanael
Jan 30, 2007

Finn 3:16 says I just licorice
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Code Jockey posted:

there is no excuse for this. there is no reason for this

I recently made mashed potatoes for the first time from scratch and it was the easiest fuckin thing I've ever made, and it was delicious. the store you bought those crinkle fries from also had potatoes you monster


e. that's right you had a goddamn potato in your hand in the very beginning, you had potatoes
But peeling is HARD

Zanael
Jan 30, 2007

Finn 3:16 says I just licorice
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Somewhat related, can a Canadabro tell me what kind of cheese is usually used in poutine ?
Being french, I find the idea of fries soacked in gravy and topped with cheese revolting but I do want to try that if I ever go to Canada (unless it's Traditional Processed Dairy Product© imported from your weird neighbour)

Zanael
Jan 30, 2007

Finn 3:16 says I just licorice
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Thanks guys. I think I'll try to go to a canadian cuisine restaurant in Paris to try a somewhat close version in the near future. La Maison de la Poutine should do the trick.

Zanael
Jan 30, 2007

Finn 3:16 says I just licorice
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.Z. posted:

The latest from Japan.



The buns are Camembert cheese...



This is like the worst idea ever. And I'm french, we get regular camembert transfusion to maintain our frenchness.

Zanael
Jan 30, 2007

Finn 3:16 says I just licorice
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RareAcumen posted:

I agree, 34$ cheese bread and strange wet pile on wooden board is some dumb food fad poo poo
If you're paying 34$ for raclette, something is wrong, unless you're in a "all the raclette you can eat" cozy restaurant in the alps during winter, in which case you're really lucky and I hate you.
350g of sliced raclette (for like 2 or 3 persons depending on appetite) is like 5€ here :france:
Buy this and have fun with your friends !

Raclette is life

Zanael
Jan 30, 2007

Finn 3:16 says I just licorice
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If you ever come to france and order a "tacos" at any non-mexican restaurant (that includes the "O'Tacos" chain), that's what you'll get. I don't know why we call those "tacos" but whatever :france:
Comes with chicken, merguez or kebab meat too.
Don't ever order at O'Tacos.

Zanael
Jan 30, 2007

Finn 3:16 says I just licorice
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Got only to one with "everything"

Zanael
Jan 30, 2007

Finn 3:16 says I just licorice
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bloom posted:



vaguely evil
Mmhhh Fougasse, it's awesome when correctly done. Original recipe is a bread baked on a layer of olive oil, popular variations include the bread filled with olives, or lardons and traditional mustard, or chorizo.
If you guys ever go to south of France (Cote d'Azur) or I believe Italia, you ought to try that.

Zanael
Jan 30, 2007

Finn 3:16 says I just licorice
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Chickpeas ? Seriously they couldn't come up with something else to thicken the recipe ?

Zanael
Jan 30, 2007

Finn 3:16 says I just licorice
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Rectangular and undercooked, canned tuna, raw onions, corn, cornichons, creme fraiche, camembert or squared goat cheese, a slice of... raclette ? What the gently caress is going on this

We really need pizza rules
Rule #1 : terrible chefs shall not be allowed near a pizza oven

Zanael
Jan 30, 2007

Finn 3:16 says I just licorice
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Sodium Chloride posted:

It looks terrible but it's a crème caramel so unlike a lot of the other post this will still taste good.

This. Crème Caramel is love. Too bad they botched the presentation

Zanael
Jan 30, 2007

Finn 3:16 says I just licorice
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Ultimate Mango posted:

Somewhere in France, someone is masturbating to this right now.
Trust me, we're collectively offended by that video. I bet it's not even demi-sel butter.

Zanael
Jan 30, 2007

Finn 3:16 says I just licorice
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Poor Quatu doesn't deserve this end

Zanael
Jan 30, 2007

Finn 3:16 says I just licorice
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This burger needs fries and cheese.
Let's add more fries and cheese.

https://twitter.com/ChefclubNetwork/status/1338520437446365184
https://twitter.com/ChefclubNetwork/status/1338520574163902466

Zanael
Jan 30, 2007

Finn 3:16 says I just licorice
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LifeSunDeath posted:

https://i.imgur.com/1i4ftej.mp4
it's just so much loving cheese, ugh

These guys really don't know how to raclette

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Zanael
Jan 30, 2007

Finn 3:16 says I just licorice
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OwlFancier posted:

You can just buy a donut and a jar of nutella and eat both.
It's a beignet
Darn that beignet looks good but way too much nutella. Replace that with half the amount of apple compote and I'm down, used to eat those on the beach as a kid.

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