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Pham Nuwen
Oct 30, 2010



Picnic Princess posted:

Real talk: I eat a few vegan meals every now and then because they're actually made well and don't pretend to be anything else. Except for grilled portabello caps as a burger substitute because it's loving amazing.

That being said, the following classic is not one of those meals:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DNgA06xE_Ng

Also, does anyone have that video of the lady from Boston who made gluten free bread or something, admits it tastes like poo poo, then keeps eating anyway? I love her.

The lettuce thing makes me think of how grazing animals have to just eat pretty much all day because there's so little food content in grass (lettuce).

I wonder if humans can regurgitate their 9lbs of lettuce to rechew as cud throughout the day.

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Pham Nuwen
Oct 30, 2010



Tony Bologna posted:

Rum and diet cokes sounds terrible.

Regular Coke, in the US at least, is so sticky and mouth-coatingly syrupy that I can't drink more than one small rum & coke without feeling like I need to brush my teeth. If I want to get a mixed-drink drunk on, I pull out the Coke Zero because it's less offensively artificial (to my tastebuds) than Diet Coke. Other advantage: if you get drunk and spill it, it's not sticky like regular Coke.

Pham Nuwen
Oct 30, 2010



mostlygray posted:

Regular Coke, in the US, uses corn syrup which sucks in general. I agree that it's gross. These days, I try to only buy pop/soda that lists "sugar". Mexican Coke always seems better but maybe that's just me.

Mexicoke is good but still a bit sticky-sweet for my taste.

Pham Nuwen
Oct 30, 2010



Otana posted:

Ingredients:

2 8-oz. pkgs. cream cheese, softened
2 15-1/4 oz. cans corn, drained
1/2 c. butter
2 jalapeño peppers, diced

2 peppers? Whoa, slow down there, José, other people want to eat this too... You want spice, we got plenty of black pepper in the tater tot casserole.

Pham Nuwen
Oct 30, 2010



rndmnmbr posted:

My concept of burritos and tacos is, they're not supposed to be fancy at all. They originated as whatever leftovers you had sitting around crammed into a tortilla as a cheap filling lunch for workers. Later they became cheap fast food sold from taco carts, initially to workers, but later to the drunken party crowd. And then America became enamored with ethnic street food, and now white people think they're some kind of Hispanic haute cuisine.

e. There's still a (dark and shameful) place in my heart for Old El Paso taco kits, even to this day. Also, in my observations of Mexican migrant workers, dudes loving love ramen.

I have a soft spot for hot dog burritos:

- hot dogs sliced into discs and panfried until they start to get a little crispy
- white rice
- black beans
- guac
- a sprinkle of crushed red pepper flakes

We ate those things weekly when I interned at a startup on Maui. The cold guac and hot hot dogs really tasted great together.

Pham Nuwen
Oct 30, 2010



Aesop Poprock posted:

I remember the first time I had okonomiyaki I thought the fish flakes moving around on it were from the fish just being killed and I was super stoked. I was with friends in NYC who all lived there and they were horrified and refused to try any. Turns out they just move from the heat.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bzrp3_uMbP8

So from what part of the freshly-killed fish did you think those dry flakes originated?

Pham Nuwen
Oct 30, 2010




These are surprisingly tasty if you make them like a normal person, using pickle spears (not a whole pickle, Christ) and a thinner layer of cream cheese. Use the square ham too, it rolls up better.

Pham Nuwen
Oct 30, 2010



Blackfish posted:

The worst liquor I've ever had is this sorghum stuff my Chinese friend likes to inflict on us at New Years parties. It tastes like turpentine and despair.

Maotai? It's loving awful, I agree.

Pham Nuwen
Oct 30, 2010




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Serve with sweet tea and white bread (with margarine, let's not be unhealthy)

Pham Nuwen
Oct 30, 2010



Picnic Princess posted:

Can we declare all open-face sandwiches as not sandwiches but failed lovely pizzas?

Are you telling me my treasured childhood treat was in fact an uncooked peanut butter and jelly pizza?

Pham Nuwen
Oct 30, 2010



Faerunner posted:

My sister-in-law "made" father's day dinner for her husband and humblebragged about it:



Riblets & niblets

If you're gonna eat that garbage at least put it on a roll and scream MCRIB IS BACK while you eat it off the floor like a animal.

Pham Nuwen
Oct 30, 2010



Golem II posted:

I made this




Chile cheese fries with red chile? IMO they're better with green chile

Pham Nuwen
Oct 30, 2010



constantinople posted:

It looks like there's potatoes on that. Potato on pizza, with cranberries, sausage crumbles, cream cheese, and an...herb? On not very good crust? I mean, it wouldn't be the greatest thing in the world, but potato on pizza is A+. Carbs on your carbs.

Maybe stuffing, bits of turkey sausage, and cranberries? With... A gravy sauce?

Pham Nuwen
Oct 30, 2010



Just when you thought Spam couldn't get any more hosed up...

Pham Nuwen
Oct 30, 2010



DrunkenDolphin posted:

Honestly, if you wanna show cod-fish roe to the AFP-thread, you kind have to go for the natural serving method, aka "cod fish pants"

raw:


cooked


Mind you, i prefer eating it smoked.

Those look like bull/ram testicles which are their own form of AFP

Pham Nuwen
Oct 30, 2010



Nuevo posted:

Isoamyl acetate :eng101:

Also known as honeybee alarm pheromone.

That's right, get a bunch of honeybees in a jar and give it a good shake to piss them off, and bam, fake banana smell all up in your face.

You also get angry bees all up in your face.

Pham Nuwen
Oct 30, 2010



bringmyfishback posted:

Actually, she's giving me serious Lori Petty in Orange is the New Black vibes and it's worrying me. :stare:

This is exactly what I thought but I couldn't find a good Youtube clip to illustrate.

Pham Nuwen
Oct 30, 2010




Just cut them up like regular chickens!

Pham Nuwen
Oct 30, 2010



Gridlocked posted:

It's Cash Crabs smaller, cuter brother: Cash Prawn Small Pastry!

Pham Nuwen
Oct 30, 2010



twoday posted:

There was also a cocktail book and if I recall, there were some videos on youtube showing some of them being made, but I'll be damned if I'll be the one who wastes my time finding that link.

Bukakketails

Pham Nuwen
Oct 30, 2010



NewFatMike posted:

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This girl can put him right
I'll show him what he could be now
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Pham Nuwen
Oct 30, 2010




No ring.

Pham Nuwen
Oct 30, 2010



Haifisch posted:

Even preteen me recognized it as flavorless cardboard. It was impressive.

The secret to frozen pizzas is to get the ones that come in actual boxes, cost more than $3, and aren't Digiorno's. They're still not gourmet by any means, but they're actually decent for the price & still cheaper than ordering delivery. (:goonsay:)

I'm a fan of Kroger's frozen pizzas. You can get them in all their stores: Kroger, Raley's, Nob Hill, Smith's, etc. from my experience, and at like $4 for the pizza they're pretty good. Get the regular crust, not the braided crust they started putting out.

Wegmans also had good store-brand frozen pizzas, but of course you can't get them outside a few northeastern states.

Pham Nuwen
Oct 30, 2010



CommonShore posted:

My personal pizza rubric is to add one meaty topping, one vegetabley topping, and one strong-tasting topping. Sometimes a single topping can play two roles. My favourite strong-tasting toppings are pineapple, anchovy, and green olive. I never put more than one of those three things on a pizza. Feta cheese is good as a strong tasting thing too, but it pairs nicely with green olive. This produces such pizzas as bacon, mushroom, & green olive; pepperoni, tomato, and anchovy; or sausage, green pepper, and pineapple.

Thus in my rubric anchovy and pineapple gets a C-. I will fight you.

I ate pepperoni, green chile, and anchovy pizza less than an hour ago and I highly recommend it.

Sub in jalapeños if you live in some hellhole that doesn't have green chile

Pham Nuwen
Oct 30, 2010



Iron Crowned posted:

:same: I'm going to have to make tacos this week

I think I'm gonna have to go to Chipotle today because while Albuquerque is real good for Mexican and New Mexican food, it's hard to find a California-style burrito, at least in my part of town.

Pham Nuwen
Oct 30, 2010




smdh if you're in Florence and not eating steaks.

Pham Nuwen
Oct 30, 2010



Hirayuki posted:

Italy, not Idaho. Says right there.

Am I missing :thejoke:? Florence, Italy is well known for excellent steak.

Pham Nuwen
Oct 30, 2010



sirbeefalot posted:

This ROC pizzatalk takes me back to stacks of $5 Salvatore's boxes in our campus apartment. :allears:

RIT? I could generally get my fill of Salvatore's any day of the week just by finding whatever campus organization was doing a pizza event and grabbing a couple slices of those square boys.

There was a sports bar about 100 yards down Scottsville Rd from Salvatore's that did $0.25 wings and dollar Yuengling one night of the week, and it would still be less crowded than MacGregor's on a Friday night.

We never really ate garlic sauce pizza when I was at RIT, but I am a fan of it.

At least when I was still there, New Number One Chinese was our go-to for cheap lovely but good-enough takeout when working late in the lab. Highly recommend the boneless pork spareribs.

El Latino on Chili Ave was pretty great when I was living in a shithole in the 19th Ward.

Is a garbage plate a sandwich?

Pham Nuwen
Oct 30, 2010



"Honey drink with basil seeds" from the Indian grocery store. I bought it because I know some people in this thread hate weird poo poo floating in their drinks. My lunch pictured in the background.





It was pretty good, actually. I liked the honey flavor and the texture of the seeds was neat. It was really overpoweringly sweet, though. I got sick of the sweetness about halfway through the glass and poured out the last 1/3 or so.

Pham Nuwen
Oct 30, 2010



Failed Nihilist posted:

Depending on what's on the pizza, that's a solid would.

Some nice warm hummus would be really great with a Greek pizza, with olives and feta and artichoke etc.

Pham Nuwen
Oct 30, 2010



FFT posted:

since no one else did, i'm calling you out on your lunch of crackers and tinned something

It's a tin of King Oscar sardines. drat tasty.

Pham Nuwen
Oct 30, 2010




Absolutely loving would with no shame or second thought.

Pham Nuwen
Oct 30, 2010



Pastry of the Year posted:

that response was worth thirty dollars on its own

I didn't even know I was in a club, this is awesome

I'd like to point out to anyone with $0.77 that stupidinternet.club is available for registration.

Pham Nuwen
Oct 30, 2010



Haifisch posted:

This thread is great.

These bananas are not.



This image has made me actually feel queasy, which I think is a first in this thread for me. Goongratulations.

Pham Nuwen
Oct 30, 2010



cash crab posted:

I thought these were just regular, albeit green, buns for a minute. I hate avocado.

gently caress, I thought they were tiny sliders with boiled-egg buns that had been dyed green for some hosed reason. The thought of eating that much pure, solid avocado disgusts me... I'd probably be down for the egg-burgers, though.

*looking at one of the most ubiquitous food items in California* hmm this could be uh.. *squints harder* uh..... a boiled, dyed egg?

Pham Nuwen
Oct 30, 2010



RareAcumen posted:

Ohhhhhh. Avacado. I thought they were just really gigantic marshmallows. Y'know, like the half-pound Reese cups that pop up around the holidays.

Y'know, Reeses cups, the well-known marshmallow candy

Pham Nuwen
Oct 30, 2010



Nothing like a nice rare pork chop #healthy #yum #fuckfda #paleo



I'm making carne adovada and just seared the meat prior to slow cooking in sauce

Pham Nuwen
Oct 30, 2010



Christ, you weird motherfuckers, if you would SO HARD just go buy a pork loin and cut it THICCCCCC, heat a generous quantity of oil to smoking hot in a dutch oven or cast iron pan, and put the pork in for about 3-4 minutes on each side.

I love a chop with a touch of pink in the center now that that's apparently OK to do with US pork, but this poo poo was still cold on the inside. I do have about a pound of the loin left over and I'm very tempted to slice it thin and arrange it in a bowl as "pork sashimi" to troll facebook.

Pham Nuwen
Oct 30, 2010



Data Graham posted:

And now unrelatedly I want to go to IKEA for some KAKOR CHOKLADFLARN

smdh if you're not buying tubes of cod roe instead



(it's actually pretty good if you can get past how weird it looks. There's something hilarious about a ferry full of Swedish tourists rushing off to get their breakfast plates which all include a small tube of the stuff, though.)

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Pham Nuwen
Oct 30, 2010



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