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Gridlocked
Aug 2, 2014

MR. STUPID MORON
WITH AN UGLY FACE
AND A BIG BUTT
AND HIS BUTT SMELLS
AND HE LIKES TO KISS
HIS OWN BUTT
by Roger Hargreaves

cash crab posted:

I suggest thread title

belated seconded

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Gridlocked
Aug 2, 2014

MR. STUPID MORON
WITH AN UGLY FACE
AND A BIG BUTT
AND HIS BUTT SMELLS
AND HE LIKES TO KISS
HIS OWN BUTT
by Roger Hargreaves

Efexeye posted:

my kid begs me for these



These looks like they belong in an MRE. Like a bad MRE knock-off MRE; not a real MRE which for the most part are decent.

Gridlocked
Aug 2, 2014

MR. STUPID MORON
WITH AN UGLY FACE
AND A BIG BUTT
AND HIS BUTT SMELLS
AND HE LIKES TO KISS
HIS OWN BUTT
by Roger Hargreaves

chitoryu12 posted:

I keep forgetting to update that! I still haven't opened it but I do have a Polish one. I ate a civilian MRE in the meantime and the general opinion is "Meh, buy the real thing."

loving update it I love that thread :(

Gridlocked
Aug 2, 2014

MR. STUPID MORON
WITH AN UGLY FACE
AND A BIG BUTT
AND HIS BUTT SMELLS
AND HE LIKES TO KISS
HIS OWN BUTT
by Roger Hargreaves

cash crab posted:

I think I'd originally put "on same surface as tonight's activities" but this is more succinct.

I am going to make up another one, and you guys can tell me what you want/do not want on it. Here's a beta:



v: Oh, poo poo, that's good.

Remember to add in #wifematerial as another option to Wife-In-Training.

cyberia posted:

They sell those in Australian bakeries and call them 'finger buns'. A big one is called a 'Boston bun'.

e - haha, sorry to step on Tiggum's shoes with my Aussie-posting

Pretty sure finger buns have sugar added though, they aren't just fluffy white bread. Like same batter as a cream bun.

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Gridlocked
Aug 2, 2014

MR. STUPID MORON
WITH AN UGLY FACE
AND A BIG BUTT
AND HIS BUTT SMELLS
AND HE LIKES TO KISS
HIS OWN BUTT
by Roger Hargreaves
Where's the AFP thread gone? I was going to post about my impending creation of AFP as I attempt to bake my first ginger slice.

Gridlocked
Aug 2, 2014

MR. STUPID MORON
WITH AN UGLY FACE
AND A BIG BUTT
AND HIS BUTT SMELLS
AND HE LIKES TO KISS
HIS OWN BUTT
by Roger Hargreaves
Well my story is I am going to a mates place this evening and will be taking desert along. I decided to bake a ginger slice instead of just buying something because I really love ginger slice but have never attempted to bake it. I suck at baking and always end up making a big mess or burning myself in a stupid manner; and the thing I bake typically ends up looking like poo poo.

Thus: I will take pictures of my adventure in baking ginger slice so that you all can laugh if I post a picture of my hand covered in burnt caramel.

Gridlocked
Aug 2, 2014

MR. STUPID MORON
WITH AN UGLY FACE
AND A BIG BUTT
AND HIS BUTT SMELLS
AND HE LIKES TO KISS
HIS OWN BUTT
by Roger Hargreaves
:siren:Ginger Slice Update: I didn't burn myself:siren:

Sorry for the following lovely large images but they are coming from my phone. Also I didn't realize I didn't have the flash on at the time; but hey now it looks like regular AFP Thread quality photographic skills.



This is what it looks like. It's just a mix of butter, sugar and flour with some powered ginger. Was very "breadcrumb" like on consistency but apparently this is fine.



This is after 45min in the oven. Recepie said 30-40 or "until golden and firm to the touch" it was neither really golden nor ultra firm to the touch but I frankly was running out of time and didn't wanna maybe over cook it in case my definition of firm to the touch was wrong.



This is it with the icing-caramel on. I didn't take a picture of all half a cup of icing sugar I droped on the floor; but good news didn't burn myself. This is the 2nd time I've ever made caramel and the first time I hosed it up so badly there were balls of solid icing sugar in it. This time there are only 3 really visible blemishes so I'm really happy.

Later Post: The slicing once it has cooled down.

Gridlocked
Aug 2, 2014

MR. STUPID MORON
WITH AN UGLY FACE
AND A BIG BUTT
AND HIS BUTT SMELLS
AND HE LIKES TO KISS
HIS OWN BUTT
by Roger Hargreaves

TontoCorazon posted:

Eh she's alright, I've seen better.

She's no cash crab.

Gridlocked
Aug 2, 2014

MR. STUPID MORON
WITH AN UGLY FACE
AND A BIG BUTT
AND HIS BUTT SMELLS
AND HE LIKES TO KISS
HIS OWN BUTT
by Roger Hargreaves

Sign me up for all 3 baby.

cash crab posted:

The rule is that it is NOT a loving sandwich and you will be probated for saying so

Late but I have been away so didn't get to reply:

I say it's closer to a sandwich than it is to a pie :colbert:

Gridlocked
Aug 2, 2014

MR. STUPID MORON
WITH AN UGLY FACE
AND A BIG BUTT
AND HIS BUTT SMELLS
AND HE LIKES TO KISS
HIS OWN BUTT
by Roger Hargreaves

I claimed Pizza was a sandwich and didn't get probated :smuggo: Evidence cash crab knows the truth.

Further truths: The Double Down isn't a sandwich.

Gridlocked
Aug 2, 2014

MR. STUPID MORON
WITH AN UGLY FACE
AND A BIG BUTT
AND HIS BUTT SMELLS
AND HE LIKES TO KISS
HIS OWN BUTT
by Roger Hargreaves

cash crab posted:

a) I am too tired and sad to probate anyone

b) It is, it's literally a thing in between two things so stfu

c) Stop testing me, I am having a bad day

Stop saying things are sandwiches, please. Pretend it is my birthday

You're a sandwich.

Gridlocked
Aug 2, 2014

MR. STUPID MORON
WITH AN UGLY FACE
AND A BIG BUTT
AND HIS BUTT SMELLS
AND HE LIKES TO KISS
HIS OWN BUTT
by Roger Hargreaves

That is a disgusting looking sandwich :barf:

I'm calling Pizza Rules

subpar anachronism posted:

This is also ramen.


How many loving sheets of seaweed dose this person need? I can't even eat a single flake of dried seaweed sheets, it smells and feels like the multi-coloured fish food flakes we used to give to the class goldfish in primary school.

Gridlocked
Aug 2, 2014

MR. STUPID MORON
WITH AN UGLY FACE
AND A BIG BUTT
AND HIS BUTT SMELLS
AND HE LIKES TO KISS
HIS OWN BUTT
by Roger Hargreaves

fatherboxx posted:


Приятного аппетита!

I googled this and it took me to a youtube page of a nice looking Russian lady making cakes.

Gridlocked
Aug 2, 2014

MR. STUPID MORON
WITH AN UGLY FACE
AND A BIG BUTT
AND HIS BUTT SMELLS
AND HE LIKES TO KISS
HIS OWN BUTT
by Roger Hargreaves

chitoryu12 posted:

I can't believe this is something that actually occurred, but a judge ruled that a burrito is legally not a sandwich.

Long story short, a Panera tried to sue to keep a Qdoba from opening in the same plaza, citing a non-compete clause in their lease banning any other sandwich shops. Culinary experts were brought in, and the judge decided that a sandwich legally requires two pieces of bread with the filling between them. Anything made with a single tortilla wrapped around filling (like burritos, tacos, and quesadillas) is not a sandwich.

So....sandwich rules?

Pizza is still an open faced sandwich.

Till the day cash crab probates me with a picture of a pizza as the reason anyway.

Gridlocked
Aug 2, 2014

MR. STUPID MORON
WITH AN UGLY FACE
AND A BIG BUTT
AND HIS BUTT SMELLS
AND HE LIKES TO KISS
HIS OWN BUTT
by Roger Hargreaves

Looks Bad Todd

Gridlocked
Aug 2, 2014

MR. STUPID MORON
WITH AN UGLY FACE
AND A BIG BUTT
AND HIS BUTT SMELLS
AND HE LIKES TO KISS
HIS OWN BUTT
by Roger Hargreaves

Somebody stop this child!

Gridlocked
Aug 2, 2014

MR. STUPID MORON
WITH AN UGLY FACE
AND A BIG BUTT
AND HIS BUTT SMELLS
AND HE LIKES TO KISS
HIS OWN BUTT
by Roger Hargreaves

cyberia posted:

Also these abominations. They're sort of 'fancy' so there's always a bag of them on the table whenever you go to a party and I think they taste absolutely disgusting.



I dono what the gently caress is wrong with you. Red Rock Deli chips are awesome; though Honey Soy Chicken are the worst of the lot. Go Chili or Lime and Black Pepper.

Gridlocked
Aug 2, 2014

MR. STUPID MORON
WITH AN UGLY FACE
AND A BIG BUTT
AND HIS BUTT SMELLS
AND HE LIKES TO KISS
HIS OWN BUTT
by Roger Hargreaves

bunnyofdoom posted:

Reminds me of the dude I punched in the cancer Centre telling people to eat these instead of their meds because the cyanide kills the cancer :downs:

There is surely a story behind this statement.

invisible jerk posted:

a punch in the nards is the new superfood

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FA3FWtQuKbI


HOLY poo poo WHAT FUCKER REMOVED MY AMAZING GIF WORK?!

Gridlocked
Aug 2, 2014

MR. STUPID MORON
WITH AN UGLY FACE
AND A BIG BUTT
AND HIS BUTT SMELLS
AND HE LIKES TO KISS
HIS OWN BUTT
by Roger Hargreaves

deadly_pudding posted:

That's burnt-rear end velveta or American Cheese Food, isn't it?

Yes but they forgot to take the plastic wrapping off as well. That's why it has all those distorted air bubbles.

Gridlocked
Aug 2, 2014

MR. STUPID MORON
WITH AN UGLY FACE
AND A BIG BUTT
AND HIS BUTT SMELLS
AND HE LIKES TO KISS
HIS OWN BUTT
by Roger Hargreaves

titties posted:

I love mashed potatoes but / because they're simply a delivery system for gravy.

I will admit to eating gravy from a cup.

Gridlocked
Aug 2, 2014

MR. STUPID MORON
WITH AN UGLY FACE
AND A BIG BUTT
AND HIS BUTT SMELLS
AND HE LIKES TO KISS
HIS OWN BUTT
by Roger Hargreaves

bringmyfishback posted:

Skin (that is edible) is the best part of all fruits. :colbert: Therefore, it is a great part of potatoes. Because, um, potatoes are fruit yeah POMMES DE TERRE OKAY it's right there in the name.



BLUE CAKE TACOS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


I read that as BLUE WAFFLE TACOS

Gridlocked
Aug 2, 2014

MR. STUPID MORON
WITH AN UGLY FACE
AND A BIG BUTT
AND HIS BUTT SMELLS
AND HE LIKES TO KISS
HIS OWN BUTT
by Roger Hargreaves

It's Cash Crabs smaller, cuter brother: Cash Prawn!

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Aug 2, 2014

MR. STUPID MORON
WITH AN UGLY FACE
AND A BIG BUTT
AND HIS BUTT SMELLS
AND HE LIKES TO KISS
HIS OWN BUTT
by Roger Hargreaves

Sarcopenia posted:



Looking at this thing really makes me want to rewatch The Thing.

Don't be coming the raw prawn.

Gridlocked
Aug 2, 2014

MR. STUPID MORON
WITH AN UGLY FACE
AND A BIG BUTT
AND HIS BUTT SMELLS
AND HE LIKES TO KISS
HIS OWN BUTT
by Roger Hargreaves

Haverchuck posted:

those look like they were breaded in-house, the huge ones that come armor-coated with breading and are uniform in size and shape probably come to the restaurant frozen on a truck

like heres some good onion rings


and some bad ones


the ones in your pic look closer to 'good' onion rings imo.

Would both with garlic sauce.

Gridlocked
Aug 2, 2014

MR. STUPID MORON
WITH AN UGLY FACE
AND A BIG BUTT
AND HIS BUTT SMELLS
AND HE LIKES TO KISS
HIS OWN BUTT
by Roger Hargreaves

cash crab posted:

:) :hf: :) I had eggs and beer for lunch

Just remove the eggs!

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Aug 2, 2014

MR. STUPID MORON
WITH AN UGLY FACE
AND A BIG BUTT
AND HIS BUTT SMELLS
AND HE LIKES TO KISS
HIS OWN BUTT
by Roger Hargreaves

elise the great posted:

Don't worry folks, I'll get the placenta moved to its own thread and let this be the avocado fistfight corral. I honestly just wanted to see if there were already established recipes before I got to planning. Healthcare for the healthcare thread, etc!

I haven't posted in PFY for about a year; but I came back because I heard about this development.

:eyepop:

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