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It's 2016 OP.
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# ¿ Mar 6, 2016 14:57 |
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# ¿ May 11, 2024 11:54 |
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DOOP posted:The Union added a whole bunch of dudes who I may or may not know and I hope at least some of them are good I hope you lose all of your games and your stadium burns down.
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# ¿ Mar 6, 2016 16:36 |
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Your Boy Fancy posted:This but every team but mine To be fair if there's any stadium that should burn down it's yours.
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# ¿ Mar 6, 2016 16:39 |
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Fucitol posted:i'm going to promote the idea of suicide so certain people can relegate themselves to hell You should lead by example.
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# ¿ Mar 6, 2016 19:46 |
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Pinwiz11 posted:Welcome back, MLS. This makes me feel better about my body image.
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# ¿ Mar 6, 2016 20:29 |
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A representative from the Union called me today to ask about my "Union experience" That was a fun conversation.
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# ¿ Apr 6, 2016 22:44 |
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whypick1 posted:Did it sound like he was chain smoking and polishing off a fifth of Jack during the call? That'd probably be the only I could get through making those calls all day, and I don't like either of those things. No, it sounded like a bright eyed early 20s female "social media representative" who knew nothing about MLS or soccer so I'm assuming she posts in this thread.
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# ¿ Apr 6, 2016 23:09 |
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Your Boy Fancy posted:Jerseys are awesome if you're in hot conditions and doing physical activities, which I often am Things I learned today, Perry Kitchen is playing Scotland and The Beast now plays for Orlando, and is 34. That makes me feel old. Also that Aurelien Collin is making $500k to be not very good at soccer, so he'll fit right in with the Red Bulls.
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# ¿ Apr 29, 2016 23:59 |
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Was Taters posted:Was it one of Twellman's old ones? Hoover is a small lady but even she isn't fitting into a boy's medium.
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# ¿ May 2, 2016 17:05 |
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Syncopated posted:What is he carrying? GRIDs
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# ¿ May 3, 2016 19:54 |
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Your Boy Fancy posted:So they've invented a trophy for DC-PHI since clearly the league would rather emphasize the NYisGAY rivalry over the first blood rivalry in league history This is stupid and I hate it.
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# ¿ May 5, 2016 01:08 |
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As much as I hate everything about Philly I'd much rather the Red Bulls beat DC and New England every season. Those are the teams I grew up hating. And LA obviously because gently caress them. Also Bruce Arena and Steve "loving" Sampson.
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# ¿ May 8, 2016 00:05 |
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Gigi Galli posted:Post that immediately
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# ¿ May 8, 2016 01:28 |
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Welcome to GBS posted:I can't believe I agree with this guy on something. Is Colorado winning the SS bigger than Leicester winning the EPL? No, but it should be. Shut up.
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# ¿ May 9, 2016 23:16 |
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Hunter Jumper should sue his parents for his stupid loving name.
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# ¿ May 10, 2016 21:30 |
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Jesus Christ, more people watch The Sports Reporters.
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# ¿ May 10, 2016 22:06 |
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B.B. Rodriguez posted:So some guy is claiming on Twitter that Zlatan is leaving whatever team he's on in like 2 hours and going to the Galaxy. So is it you who doesn't know what team one of the most famous players in the world is playing for or are you quoting someone else?
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# ¿ May 13, 2016 00:10 |
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Jermaine Dildoe posted:Ah yes, but you see, his hold up play Explain to me how you pull your hamstring taking a penalty.
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# ¿ May 17, 2016 00:10 |
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whypick1 posted:Somebody on reddit went through and graphed (with some error) the area accessible by each team's stadium by public transit within 45 minutes: A longer train ride just means more drinking on the train. I fail to see a problem with this.
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# ¿ May 20, 2016 21:13 |
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Crazy Ted posted:Imagine having to choose which New York MLS team to root for: the one named after an energy drink, or the one that's a partnership between Abu Dhabi oil money and the loving Yankees They were a club before the energy drinks you know. Also, hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha *Deep breath* Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
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# ¿ May 22, 2016 10:46 |
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Your Boy Fancy posted:Not minor league at all, doesn't sound a thing like a focus group designed 90's women's league experiment Dallas Burn Kansas City Wiz Miami Fusion Tampa Bay Mutiny San Jose Clash Columbus Crew Chivas USA Sporting Kansas City Real Salt Lake
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# ¿ May 22, 2016 19:42 |
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XyrlocShammypants posted:It's pretty funny, I have had so many arguments with DC area bloggers about our acquisitions, player fitness etc. They always make these bullshit arguments as if DC doesn't ruin everything is touches and generally make bad choices. "Oh, Halsti is a great player, he'll be a key player for us moving forward as we build" and all of that. Once again they are proven to be wrong. Birnbaum is definitely gone, he is too smart and talented and his representation is too smart and talented to allow him to languish. Hamid will return and be mediocre following his surgery and time off. He'll likely try to jump ship too. Acosta, the mediocre midfield maestro will also likely be gone by the Summer. Things are looking bright. Seek help.
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# ¿ May 25, 2016 23:23 |
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XyrlocShammypants posted:They sit in the same section as me at games turd ferguson. Find a new seat.
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# ¿ May 25, 2016 23:49 |
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XyrlocShammypants posted:They all look alike soccer players Actually that picture is a pretty clear indication that nobody gives a poo poo about former Manchester City players.
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# ¿ May 29, 2016 01:28 |
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Seltzer posted:He's really fallen off He pretty much just turned into Dane Richards.
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# ¿ Jul 7, 2016 20:06 |
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Are any of you fags going to the "Hudson Derby" or whatever the gently caress they're trying to call this poo poo tomorrow? There's about an 80% chance I'll be there. (USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)
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# ¿ Jul 24, 2016 03:05 |
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DOOP posted:What's Peter Nowak doing these days Managing a team in the Polish First Division.
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# ¿ Jul 27, 2016 00:20 |
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They should give him a medal.
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# ¿ Jul 27, 2016 17:47 |
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Tigren posted:In stupid All Star related news, Liam Ridgewell, who sat out of Portland's last game due to injury, will be suspended from their next game because he's sitting out of the All Star Game. MLS sucks.
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# ¿ Jul 28, 2016 23:35 |
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porkface posted:Yes, noted ASG dodger Liam Ridgewell. Great job MLS. Actually I think you should be allowed to skip the All Star Game for no reason at all because it's a stupid and antiquated concept that makes MLS look like even more of a Mickey Mouse league than it's already perceived to be.
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# ¿ Jul 28, 2016 23:42 |
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Your Boy Fancy posted:I don't understand You've become ArsenalMLS. Enjoy your above average finishes for the next 10 years without winning anything meaningful.
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# ¿ Jul 30, 2016 02:09 |
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Your Boy Fancy posted:Nothing of value was lost. Kamara is destined to die in a football game and I'll be damned if it happens on my poo poo heap team. Whenever anyone plays at RFK they die a little, at least inside.
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# ¿ Jul 30, 2016 10:44 |
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quote:With a target of 28 teams, league officials are talking with a number of prospective cities, including Sacramento, Detroit, Cincinnati, San Diego, St. Louis, San Antonio, Charlotte and Oklahoma City. Fucks sake, why?
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# ¿ Aug 1, 2016 22:26 |
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Seltzer posted:We've signed a fast Austrian winger in his 20s. I hope he's better than the fast argentine winger in his 20s that we spent a lot of money on. I like him already.
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# ¿ Aug 3, 2016 21:30 |
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Paddyb posted:The Fire signed that Armenian kid. Word on the street is he's got a real nose for the goal. Edit: I just don't care anymore.
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# ¿ Aug 4, 2016 00:13 |
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Paddyb posted:Did I get Albania and Armenia mixed up again No, Soulex would let you know about that. I was going to make a joke but then realized I was in the MLS thread.
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# ¿ Aug 4, 2016 00:43 |
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Your Boy Fancy posted:It's never a bad time to remind people that Charlie Davies is not an inspirational story, but a cautionary tale of not being a piece of dog poo poo. gently caress him. I hope he gets traded to the Ventura County Fusion and eaten by stray cats. This forever.
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# ¿ Aug 4, 2016 19:46 |
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Your Boy Fancy posted:Seattle has going away parties. DC has overnight crews chopping down posters of you as you leave. This is the one time I'm going to agree with the way DC does things.
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# ¿ Aug 4, 2016 21:14 |
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Your Boy Fancy posted:Now That's Gully I too looked at his Wikipedia page because I had never heard of him.
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# ¿ Aug 4, 2016 23:21 |
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# ¿ May 11, 2024 11:54 |
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Your Boy Fancy posted:I only know because the headline had Clinton MS. I know that town because of the Only Team In Mississippi. Last time I tried to make a joke here I got probated. Hold me Fancy, but don't cross the line.
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# ¿ Aug 5, 2016 00:36 |