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Who will win the debate?
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Pepe Silvia Browne
Jan 1, 2007
The slime man has arrived

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Pepe Silvia Browne
Jan 1, 2007

The Human Crouton posted:

Why are all the candidates arriving so close to game time?

because we're like 2 elections away at most from candidates entering debates to their own theme music

Pepe Silvia Browne
Jan 1, 2007

Baloogan posted:

Nothing really matters,
Anyone can see,
Nothing really matters,
Nothing really matters to me.

Anyway the wind blows.

TRUMP!

*Gong*

Pepe Silvia Browne
Jan 1, 2007
And now, a little ditty for Marco Rubio. Marco, we've got you in our prayers.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JSUIQgEVDM4

Pepe Silvia Browne
Jan 1, 2007
I bet Royce Perbis thinks there's a diverse and talented field and that any of them will be better than Hillary Clinton or Bernie Sanders or Barack Obama.

Pepe Silvia Browne
Jan 1, 2007
I hope Chris Christie and Ben Carson start following Trump everywhere he goes. He's like a loving RPG character, he just keeps adding guys that he fights into his party.

Pepe Silvia Browne
Jan 1, 2007

Montasque posted:

Everyone is going to try and look Presidential.

That means it's going to be another loving gong show.

The Unknown Kasich!

Pepe Silvia Browne
Jan 1, 2007
hahahahahaha

can you at least agree with me???

Pepe Silvia Browne
Jan 1, 2007
He's gonna go jerk off with a belt around his neck

Pepe Silvia Browne
Jan 1, 2007

Jerusalem posted:

We're pushing towards a future where hipsters vote for artisan candidates. The less well known they are, the better!

Candidate Atticus Tenderwood of the Sega Genesis Party rides a penny farthing onto the debate stage.

Pepe Silvia Browne
Jan 1, 2007

paranoid randroid posted:

mr tenderwood, youve been accused of opposing urban farming, how do you respond

*blows bubbles*

Pepe Silvia Browne
Jan 1, 2007
Please make me President. I really really really really want to be President. Thank you.

Pepe Silvia Browne
Jan 1, 2007
that's a bad haircut john

Pepe Silvia Browne
Jan 1, 2007
For millions.. for hundreds of people

Pepe Silvia Browne
Jan 1, 2007
But let me just say

Pepe Silvia Browne
Jan 1, 2007
COUGHING

Pepe Silvia Browne
Jan 1, 2007
BUT IT'S ALL BEEN TAKEN OVER

Pepe Silvia Browne
Jan 1, 2007
Work until you loving die you scrub

Pepe Silvia Browne
Jan 1, 2007
They actually wanna to give more, if you can BELIEVE THAT

Pepe Silvia Browne
Jan 1, 2007
'The Numbers Just Don't Add Up'

Rubio discovers the truth about Conservatism

Pepe Silvia Browne
Jan 1, 2007
POLITICAL JUICE

Pepe Silvia Browne
Jan 1, 2007
What? noo... no that's not fair!

Pepe Silvia Browne
Jan 1, 2007
Ted Cruz five minutes ago: You need to understand the problem to propose effective solutions.

Ted Cruz now: Donald understands the problem, but his plan is wrong and doesn't work.

Pepe Silvia Browne
Jan 1, 2007

No imports after dark.

Pepe Silvia Browne
Jan 1, 2007

mannerup posted:

"i mean a lot of them"

*applause, laughs*


Jesus Christ, dude.

Pepe Silvia Browne
Jan 1, 2007
No applause for 9/11???

Pepe Silvia Browne
Jan 1, 2007
For Example, ISIS, as well as others which I'm sure you know

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Pepe Silvia Browne
Jan 1, 2007
'Change the laws so we can torture them'

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