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Who will win the debate?
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Al!
Apr 2, 2010

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here's my prediction: at some point during the debate trump will walk to center stage and command lil Marco kneel before him. The little peach will make a show by shrugging his shoulders with soft pink palms outstretched and mouth wide open but then will take his rightful place

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Al!
Apr 2, 2010

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Vox Nihili posted:

Imagine being a secret service agent assigned to Trump. That's like, CHOA material there.

Praetorian guard fan fiction

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

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pfizerman posted:

It would be on message for his campaign to tweet "Marco Rubio is not a size queen when it comes to big government"

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

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Internet Webguy posted:

Will anyone on stage actually attempt to debate Trump tonight or just throw tepid burns while the moderators are forced to be the ones who fail to stump him like last time?

the grand narrative has been that for every republican debate since Trump became a contender but with the burns getting weaker and the moderators getting increasingly desperate.

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

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Trump is a secret drinker

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

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Just like us

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

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SLOSifl posted:

Someone quick tweet about how Donald Trump is terrible at sucking dicks so he will defend himself during the debate, presumably by sucking his own dick.

The blowjob I'm gonna give you America you're going to love it. I give the best head. It's gonna be fantastic.

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

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Baloogan posted:

also megyn kelly should be running for president

best journalist of this era imo

anderson cooper is just eye candy
kelly has a brain (and we need brain)

Hi I'm Anderson cooper get me to dead people I can stand in front of and look concened

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

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Gay reporter

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

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Mr. Boogie posted:

just let all four of them stand up there and yell at each other with no moderators or rules imo

the audience goes home, the cameras are turned off but they're still screaming

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

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Scrub-Niggurath posted:

Hahahaha Trump's saying 'just let me happen'

hair on tip

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

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Epic High Five posted:

nobody has ever been more disliked than me while running for president, my unfavorability is yooooge

democrats and independents will vote for me anything because *ffaaaaarrttt*

that's only cuz America hasn't really met Cruz yet

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

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AceRimmer posted:

Like which country Kasich? SAY IT :china:

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Al!
Apr 2, 2010

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ted is such a hateful little toad

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

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Rubio: my father worked

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

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trump is right, the moderators really do come for him

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

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zen death robot posted:

Kasich kinda sounds like he got kicked in the balls

he sounds like he just took a shot of mustard

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

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cruz acting like obama made up no child left behind

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

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every child - african american, hispanic just to name two races i hate

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

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"democrats want to give more"

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

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trump is looking really low energy

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

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by the way telling boomers that you are going to raise the retirement age on them will fuckin kill you in he general election

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

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Powercrazy posted:

Trump gonna untie the party.

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

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Mokelumne Trekka posted:

Rubio, Cruz, and Kasich aren't in attack-mode because they feel like sheep being led to slaughter at this point.

they all decided they'd be the nominee if they appeal to people who want to stop the insanity

At the same time

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

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Bernice Anders posted:

They're right.

I bet they got down on their knees backstage

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

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SNAKES N CAKES posted:

I get the feeling that Kasich has a lot of rage bottled up inside.

I've said it before he's made out of peevishness

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

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Venom Snake posted:

"America is getting less white, we need someone minorities don't want fired into the sun"

"alright lets run goldwater 2.0"

uh they are in the process of deciding which will fire minorities and young people in the sun right now, problem solved once they get elected

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

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mannerup posted:



luntz focus group live on fox right now

"how many people think Hilary Clinton will be defeated in 2016"

HMM I THINK I MIGHT HAVE SPOTTED THE FLAW IN HIS METHODOLOGY

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Al!
Apr 2, 2010

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the media is dropping to its knees

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