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Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

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In 2020 the debates are going to be a daily thing for a year straight. In 2024 there will be multiple debates every day for a year straight.

And I will watch them all :stwoon:

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Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

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Jewel Repetition posted:

It seems like debates always hurt Trump and this one will be no exception, just like the last two where everyone wants his blood but now they're even more desperate.

I think there's a pretty good chance that a lot of the focus will be on Rubio today, because he just keeps failing to deliver and Cruz - for all his many, many, many, many, many, many, many, many, many faults - is unarguably the most successful going up against Trump in terms of getting votes so far.

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

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Priebus looked sober.... that means he's drunk, right? I forget how it works with him.

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

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EugeneJ posted:

I mean, if Trump and Bernie both get ratfucked at their respective conventions, does everyone in 2020 run as an Independent to avoid the same fate?

We're pushing towards a future where hipsters vote for artisan candidates. The less well known they are, the better!

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

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Let's introduce the candidates. For some reason, here's John Kasich!

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

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Check out this glee group from the local community college.

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

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Kasich: I look in the faces of voters all over this country and see the same thing.... confusion as to why I'm still in this race.

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

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logikv9 posted:

but what about winning, donald

will we still win

Did you know we don't win anymore? We lose to Mexico, we lose to China....

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

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Rubio - he's for good things, but against bad things.

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

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I like that the moderator is just talking over the applause instead of letting it get out of control.

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

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Charliegrs posted:

Ted Cuz is a kid fucker. Theres no way he isnt.

Had to do something after he got tired of committing all those murders, I guess.

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

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Epic High Five posted:

who is going to punish them marco

if you're going to slash and burn all government oversight

Why the invisible hand of the free market, of course!

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

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Trump: I exploit human beings, I shouldn't be allowed to but I am, so I do!

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

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But... unemployment is falling.....

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

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Is Trump gonna set up a protection racket with the international community?

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

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Cronodoculous posted:

What the gently caress was that about?

I legitimately think he was openly describing running a protection racket where other nations have to pay for the privilege of having the US Military occupying their land. :stare:

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

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Rubio: His numbers don't add up.
Moderator: Mr. Trump, Senator Rubio says your numbers don't add up.
Trump: Well I don't think he was saying that.

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

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Even Trump is disappointed this isn't a free-for-all.

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

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Is he talking about means testing for social security?

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

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Nothing new about this, of course, but holy poo poo Trump really does have NOTHING backing up any of his "policies" :stare:

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

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And by a lot you mean a very small percentage?

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

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1.6 billion Muslims flew four planes in 2001?

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

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All Muslims are evil, as proof what about the fact that Muslims are cruel to women (who are also Muslims, and therefore also evil?)

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

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Trump just refuses to back down on the idea that all Muslims are evil. I kinda gotta admire his pigheaded stubbornness.

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

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"Senator Rubio, would YOU commit war crimes?"

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

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loving Rubio standing there talking sensibly about not targeting civilians and family members and then goes ahead and declares they'll get their intel from torture. :sigh:

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

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The Republicans are so furious that political relations have warmed with Iran.

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

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Ahaha, boos for Pro-Israel? Is this real life?

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

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"I would break the deal with Iran" :aaa:

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

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tinstaach posted:

He's getting booed because people know he's lying

But usually that means they cheer!

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

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Jesus CHRIST Kasich :gonk:

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

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How the gently caress in this field did John Kasich say the most monstrous and terrifying thing of the night?

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

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A hit-and-run insurgency group made up of loosely connected cells? Let's use mass troops to fight them!

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

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BeOSPOS posted:

I'm not watching the debate tonight... whose winning and has Trump said anything great yet?

Trump is trying to hold his aggressive tendencies in check, and the other three candidates are trying to push his policies and claim them for their own.

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

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Craptacular! posted:

What happened?

Peace between Israel and Palestine is impossible, the only solution is to 100% support Israel and supply them with the weapons they need to completely dominate and cow the Palestinians forever.

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

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Cuba wants reparations for decades of abuse.

.....seems reasonable.

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

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Crowd just laughing at Trump's non-answer :lol:

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

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Cuba should also kick that torture camp out of Guantanamo Bay!

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

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Majorian posted:

Dear Donald Trump: your knowledge of nuclear nonproliferation deals is 0. Literally zero. You fuckwit.

Actually he knows a huge amount. Lots of experts he knows have come to him and told him they're amazed by how much he knows. It's really remarkable. Great stuff.

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May 20, 2004

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TyrantWD posted:

Trump is almost a parody of himself tonight. If he can't attack launch into personal attacks, he has nothing.

Now imagine him being like this up against Hillary or even Bernie.

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