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hyperhazard
Dec 4, 2011

I am the one lascivious
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One of my favorites, saved from years ago.

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hyperhazard
Dec 4, 2011

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Nettles Coterie posted:


Or, for the scientific-minded, how about a sweet trade deal?



I want to say this is an offer to trade shrooms for opium, but I've known enough weirdo biologists that I'm honestly not sure.

hyperhazard
Dec 4, 2011

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I love this so much. There's so much going on. Every time I scroll up to look at it, I see some new wtfuckery.

hyperhazard
Dec 4, 2011

I am the one lascivious
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hyperhazard
Dec 4, 2011

I am the one lascivious
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Scathach posted:

Shamelessly stole this:


The weird thing is that it appears to be a pallet that they made. Like they got thick, really nice wood and made a pallet JUST FOR SHOES. They should have just made a bod or shelf or something that wouldn't bend the toes.

Reminds me of this one:

hyperhazard
Dec 4, 2011

I am the one lascivious
With magic potion niveous
Not gonna lie -- my first thought was "used fleshlight."

hyperhazard
Dec 4, 2011

I am the one lascivious
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hyperhazard
Dec 4, 2011

I am the one lascivious
With magic potion niveous
Sometimes I wonder about the things listed under Antiques. Is there really a market for rusted tractor seats?





hyperhazard
Dec 4, 2011

I am the one lascivious
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Aesop Poprock posted:

Now I'm curious what parasites can pass from mice to snakes via digestion. I mean there have to be a ton cause its such a logical evolutionary pathway
Worms, mostly.

hyperhazard
Dec 4, 2011

I am the one lascivious
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Oh god, that guy. I thought for sure he'd given up and faded into the background after his sad rise to fame a couple years ago.

I wonder if he still has those horrible veneers.

hyperhazard
Dec 4, 2011

I am the one lascivious
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Entering into a BDSM relationship on Craigslist seems like a great way to become part of a human skin suit.

hyperhazard
Dec 4, 2011

I am the one lascivious
With magic potion niveous

sweeperbravo posted:

This is so ugly it's cute again, i want it

It's so tacky, but the lion has such a "meh" look on its face that I can't help but love it. It doesn't care that its left eye is floating away or its nose has mutated into three parts. It's all good.

hyperhazard
Dec 4, 2011

I am the one lascivious
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Panic! at Nabisco posted:

Reminder that Misty and Ash were 10 years old

I'm already creeped out by the fact that he specifically mentions her A-cup size twice.

hyperhazard
Dec 4, 2011

I am the one lascivious
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Antivehicular posted:

Yeah, that ad basically boils down to "I'm fat, I'm verbally abused by my lovely family, and the situation has devolved to the degree that I want to hire a hot white dude to pretend to be my friend. Not even my boyfriend, just my friend. Just for a day." poo poo is loving depressing and I sincerely hope this woman has someone in her life that doesn't treat her like garbage.

Anyone got any creepy clown art ads? I could use a palate cleanser.

No clown art, unfortunately, but I did find this creepy clown doll for sale.



It's a steal at $15.

hyperhazard
Dec 4, 2011

I am the one lascivious
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*Chiawahwaha

hyperhazard
Dec 4, 2011

I am the one lascivious
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You reminded me that Magfest is this weekend.



help please hahaha.

hyperhazard
Dec 4, 2011

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Seriously, don't read it unless you're into torture porn. I went through it back in the day thinking that it was going to be hilariously bad. Instead, it's a dude calling faeries "cutie-pies" as he breaks off their limbs and stuff as they scream.

Dude was seriously hosed up.

hyperhazard
Dec 4, 2011

I am the one lascivious
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No, what's weird is that there are at least 2 threads in PYF right now discussing fairy porn.

hyperhazard
Dec 4, 2011

I am the one lascivious
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Two less oranges in the sea.

hyperhazard
Dec 4, 2011

I am the one lascivious
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No weight/look restrictions, but don't be skinny, fat, old, or non-white.

hyperhazard
Dec 4, 2011

I am the one lascivious
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Antivehicular posted:

I desperately want "Davey Crockett Bad Hands" and "Howdy Doody No Foot" to enter the pool of names for the next GBS namechange thread.

Don't forget Rare Sleep Eyes.

hyperhazard
Dec 4, 2011

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Miaou posted:

This person has been posting this ad for the past 2 weeks. No one wants your dirty rear end TV shelf, wtf



I had an old TV shelf like that when I lived in Towson a few years ago, and I craigslisted it when I moved. In the 0.0001% chance that it's the same shelf, that thing was a piece of poo poo.

hyperhazard
Dec 4, 2011

I am the one lascivious
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zedprime posted:

Does this work. Asking for a friend.

For real you can sell skulls for hundreds of bucks, how do you make people give them to you.

Make friends with someone who lives in the woods, I stumble across skulls way more often than I'd like.

(to clarify: All animal skulls, so far)

hyperhazard
Dec 4, 2011

I am the one lascivious
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Am I the only one who thinks this would be super convenient for an actual dog? My pup likes to hang out under my bed and it would save time that I spend trying to coax him into his crate every night.

Only downside is that friends and family might not be thrilled to tromp through the sex cage room to get to the spare bathroom.

hyperhazard
Dec 4, 2011

I am the one lascivious
With magic potion niveous

I know 3/4 probably means something else, but I can't help reading this as "it still has 3 out of 4 limbs."

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hyperhazard
Dec 4, 2011

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I don't know why, but I keep laughing at this:

quote:

Articulated skeleton from India in almost pristine condition. Two teeth broken, and part of the coccyx missing - otherwise a perfect skeleton. The sex is a little hard to determine - I believe it may be female, but the previous owner assumed it was male, and named it George.

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