Cute Thread: Pup eet egg

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Antivehicular: Dec 30, 2011; I wanna sing one for the cars
That are right now headed silent down the highway
And it's dark and there is nobody driving And something has got to give

AlphaKretin posted:

This is not yet an iteration of the cute thread.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-_LGaK3oxIk

There we go.

I know there's a new Butterscotch thread and Chili is trying not to post him here, but I really want to see this video reenacted with B'scotch in the role he was born to play: a fat, long-suffering cat.

# ¿ Mar 24, 2016 11:23

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# ¿ Apr 29, 2024 03:11

Antivehicular: Dec 30, 2011; I wanna sing one for the cars
That are right now headed silent down the highway
And it's dark and there is nobody driving And something has got to give

Gorilla Salad posted:

Ducks, geese, it's all good.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AMdhAFPWzFw

The third-person-gawker-style video always makes me think of this classic, Concrete Buffer Gone Wild:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7KvxOuC7Bhc

"You've angered the machine. The machine is now angry."

# ¿ Mar 25, 2016 08:21

Antivehicular: Dec 30, 2011; I wanna sing one for the cars
That are right now headed silent down the highway
And it's dark and there is nobody driving And something has got to give

"I am Lazarus, come from the dead,
Come back to tell you all, I shall tell you all

But I'm gonna need some belly rubs and a can of tuna first
Just sayin'"

Seriously, congrats. Good kitty, good vet.

# ¿ Apr 13, 2016 03:51

Antivehicular: Dec 30, 2011; I wanna sing one for the cars
That are right now headed silent down the highway
And it's dark and there is nobody driving And something has got to give

AFewBricksShy posted:

This is my dog, Biscuit. (gently caress you, my daughter named her).

Biscuit is a good name for a dog and I will fight anyone who disagrees.

Also, Biscuit is clearly a good dog.

# ¿ Apr 14, 2016 19:33

Antivehicular: Dec 30, 2011; I wanna sing one for the cars
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And it's dark and there is nobody driving And something has got to give

ultrabindu posted:

School picture day went well this year for tiger! Probably thanks to his mom spending so much time fixing his hair.

# ¿ Apr 15, 2016 15:52

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That are right now headed silent down the highway
And it's dark and there is nobody driving And something has got to give

HAmbONE posted:

I will contribute my first cat, Ophelia.

This is the most dignified I have ever seen a cat look in that particular pose. Ophelia is a treasure.

# ¿ May 5, 2016 15:27

Antivehicular: Dec 30, 2011; I wanna sing one for the cars
That are right now headed silent down the highway
And it's dark and there is nobody driving And something has got to give

ACES CURE PLANES posted:

https://twitter.com/Bodegacats_/status/725352989314179073

Work cats are the best.

I like the visual implication that someone zeroed the scale with the cat on it.

# ¿ May 6, 2016 15:59

Antivehicular: Dec 30, 2011; I wanna sing one for the cars
That are right now headed silent down the highway
And it's dark and there is nobody driving And something has got to give

SynthOrange posted:

Butterscotch 2 spotted at my local shelter.

11kg/24lb catsphere

More a dulce de leche than a butterscotch, I feel.

(wanna hug that blob)

# ¿ May 16, 2016 06:00

Antivehicular: Dec 30, 2011; I wanna sing one for the cars
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Midnight Voyager posted:

I would like fluffy cat pics. I miss my fluff.

She looks like a really good fluff. I'm sorry for your loss.

Here's our resident fluff machine ~~oozing off of~~ sitting on my boyfriend's guitar amp:

# ¿ Jun 12, 2016 01:03

Antivehicular: Dec 30, 2011; I wanna sing one for the cars
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And it's dark and there is nobody driving And something has got to give

Knorth posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f43E-rHodlI

Kitten-grooming too vigorous

Holy crap, is that kitten a van-pattern calico where you only get the calico colors on her tail? I... I think I need this cat.

# ¿ Jun 13, 2016 13:37

Antivehicular: Dec 30, 2011; I wanna sing one for the cars
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And it's dark and there is nobody driving And something has got to give

JackMann posted:

I propose that we call other very fat cats Buttergangers.

I Can't Believe It's Not Butterscotch!es.

# ¿ Jul 4, 2016 03:16

Antivehicular: Dec 30, 2011; I wanna sing one for the cars
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Croisquessein posted:

Meant to take a picture of Athena sleeping, accidentally caught upside down mlem.

wa|w

# ¿ Jul 5, 2016 04:29

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my cat is norris posted:

Xpost from orange cats thread. This is what I got while playing Pokemon GO with some friends today.

https://youtu.be/X9CEH2x_hVk

Vet in the morning, woo.

I think you caught a shiny.

# ¿ Jul 10, 2016 05:37

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That are right now headed silent down the highway
And it's dark and there is nobody driving And something has got to give

tessiebee posted:

This is the cat my mam is hoping to adopt. We had to go to a nearby county but my mam is a softie.

https://www.facebook.com/corbyanddistrictCP/photos/a.1402856136623197.1073741830.1401481626760648/1717289408513200/?type=3&theater

Aw, poor Snowy! Here's hoping for her to have a great life from here on out.

# ¿ Jul 25, 2016 00:35

Antivehicular: Dec 30, 2011; I wanna sing one for the cars
That are right now headed silent down the highway
And it's dark and there is nobody driving And something has got to give

Bonapartisan posted:

Emilie was mad at me for a total of 5 minutes. She always looks doofy as hell, but I always remind her that if she didn't run screaming when I brush her we wouldn't have to do this.

This is making me want to get our fatfluff shaved, since I imagine she'd look pretty much identical except with a sad little calico face.

# ¿ Aug 2, 2016 23:26

Antivehicular: Dec 30, 2011; I wanna sing one for the cars
That are right now headed silent down the highway
And it's dark and there is nobody driving And something has got to give

Bumblefuck! posted:

And finally, we have a special return guest:

Kitty Big Paws is back!

Is he okay? Did he have problems with his first adoptive home? :ohdear:

# ¿ Aug 8, 2016 00:29

Antivehicular: Dec 30, 2011; I wanna sing one for the cars
That are right now headed silent down the highway
And it's dark and there is nobody driving And something has got to give

Batman looks like a particularly huggable mutant.

There's also this guy named Brian with just one bonus ear:

# ¿ Aug 12, 2016 05:21

Antivehicular: Dec 30, 2011; I wanna sing one for the cars
That are right now headed silent down the highway
And it's dark and there is nobody driving And something has got to give

27?! I think your cat might be a lich.

# ¿ Aug 20, 2016 21:52

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my cat is norris posted:

what

IIRC it was a post by some Internet rando who was OUTRAGED at a scene from some Adam Sandler film where a cockatiel (I think?) walks into a chocolate fountain and gets soaked/starts guzzling chocolate. The fact that it was clearly a CGI cockatiel in said scene did not, of course, diminish the OUTRAGE.

# ¿ Aug 21, 2016 04:26

Antivehicular: Dec 30, 2011; I wanna sing one for the cars
That are right now headed silent down the highway
And it's dark and there is nobody driving And something has got to give

He even has a tiny cravat. What a fashionable vampire!

# ¿ Aug 23, 2016 20:12

Antivehicular: Dec 30, 2011; I wanna sing one for the cars
That are right now headed silent down the highway
And it's dark and there is nobody driving And something has got to give

cptn_dr posted:

My cat Fozzie suddenly passed away yesterday morning. It was his sixth birthday. I just want everyone to know he was a very good cat, and I miss him very much.

One of the last photos I got of him.

And one of the first.

I'm sorry for your loss. Fozzie looks like he was wonderful and really soft.

# ¿ Oct 13, 2016 21:27

Antivehicular: Dec 30, 2011; I wanna sing one for the cars
That are right now headed silent down the highway
And it's dark and there is nobody driving And something has got to give

Chili posted:

Butterscotch looking contented is always such a delight. I know he's a perfectly happy cat and all, but... the stare.

# ¿ Nov 1, 2016 14:41

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That are right now headed silent down the highway
And it's dark and there is nobody driving And something has got to give

Huzzah! posted:

https://twitter.com/Bodegacats_/status/794346290880647168

That cat looks about 100. Sleep well, senior bookstore cat.

# ¿ Nov 4, 2016 05:02

Antivehicular: Dec 30, 2011; I wanna sing one for the cars
That are right now headed silent down the highway
And it's dark and there is nobody driving And something has got to give

Alder posted:

Any tortie/calico cat pics? My country is trying to burn itself down and all the USPOL talks is following me everywhere I go tonight.

I don't have a ton handy, but here's Rosemary sitting on my boyfriend's guitar amp:

# ¿ Nov 9, 2016 18:23

Antivehicular: Dec 30, 2011; I wanna sing one for the cars
That are right now headed silent down the highway
And it's dark and there is nobody driving And something has got to give

Chili posted:

It's been a while since I cross-posted some Butterscotch, and I think we all need to remember what's really important:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ChI32ZPhiPo

God, I love the Butter Mile.

# ¿ Nov 11, 2016 14:26

Antivehicular: Dec 30, 2011; I wanna sing one for the cars
That are right now headed silent down the highway
And it's dark and there is nobody driving And something has got to give

citybeatnik posted:

"I have some regrets."

quote:

"Nah, just kidding. Party hard!"

# ¿ Nov 23, 2016 14:56

Antivehicular: Dec 30, 2011; I wanna sing one for the cars
That are right now headed silent down the highway
And it's dark and there is nobody driving And something has got to give

Maggie Fletcher posted:

I'm (probably) saying goodbye to my elderly cat today, so please keep bringing the cute of all kinds, specifically happy cats. My old girl has brought me joy for the better part of 2 decades, and up until last week she was a very happy cat herself.

Thanks in advance.

I'm sorry for your loss. Here's a humble offering of my dumb cats.

Rosemary is great at being where she's not supposed to be:

But sometimes she's exactly where she should be:

Meyer has mostly been keeping cozy lately:

Although he did take a moment to class up the joint while my boyfriend was running a dumb forums game involving a Candyland board:

# ¿ Dec 13, 2016 03:48

Antivehicular: Dec 30, 2011; I wanna sing one for the cars
That are right now headed silent down the highway
And it's dark and there is nobody driving And something has got to give

Throwing Turtles posted:

There's a hidden happy story here as well. All five of her owners took the time to return the cat to the shelter instead of just abandoning the cat.

Yeah, as someone who's owned two shelter-return cats (although one was just for allergies), I'm grateful when people make sure an animal who wasn't a good fit for them is back in a safe environment where they have a second chance at a home. It's a small gesture, but it saves a life.

# ¿ Jan 12, 2017 04:26

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That are right now headed silent down the highway
And it's dark and there is nobody driving And something has got to give

Alteisen posted:

My university has a cat, I just met her today.

She loves pets and cuddles from the students.

That cat has ~fashion legs.~

# ¿ Jan 12, 2017 04:47

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That are right now headed silent down the highway
And it's dark and there is nobody driving And something has got to give

Kwyndig posted:

from http://unflatteringcatselfies.tumblr.com/

Unflattering Cat Selfies is the best Tumblr on Earth.

# ¿ Jan 23, 2017 00:47

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That are right now headed silent down the highway
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Synthbuttrange posted:

These cats are going to end up in a Get Along Shirt.

# ¿ Jan 31, 2017 11:48

Antivehicular: Dec 30, 2011; I wanna sing one for the cars
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And it's dark and there is nobody driving And something has got to give

Azhais posted:

In honor of Superbowl week here in the states, requesting pictures of superb owls

I think the long-eared owl is pretty superb:

Even when having family time:

"What are you looking at, ground-ape?"

# ¿ Feb 2, 2017 04:15

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spookygonk posted:

I really thought this was a door with googly eyes at first.

# ¿ Feb 6, 2017 00:44

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And it's dark and there is nobody driving And something has got to give

Megabound posted:

The rare Boeing Constrictor

Snakes on a Plane II: Planes on a Snake

# ¿ Feb 9, 2017 00:07

Antivehicular: Dec 30, 2011; I wanna sing one for the cars
That are right now headed silent down the highway
And it's dark and there is nobody driving And something has got to give

Rabbit Hill posted:

Hmm... I heard several references to how dumb Butterscotch is -- how dumb are we talking? Because I have a 23-pound behemoth cat who could really use something like this (especially since the reason he's so fat is that he eats his portion of food in 5 seconds and then starts chowing down on the other cat's food ), but he's REALLY dumb. I tried giving him food in one of these things and after trying to shove his face into the spikes a few times, he gave up and sat there meowing piteously for 20 minutes.

Yeah, for 20 bucks I'm tempted to try this on our household's huge long-haired berserker. My only concern is whether she could get her meathook paws into the holes in the maze.

# ¿ Feb 11, 2017 00:18

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That are right now headed silent down the highway
And it's dark and there is nobody driving And something has got to give

Kwyndig posted:

Pictures of kitty big paws please.

I forget whether I've posted this in this thread before, but here she is on my boyfriend's guitar amp:

# ¿ Feb 11, 2017 01:42

Antivehicular: Dec 30, 2011; I wanna sing one for the cars
That are right now headed silent down the highway
And it's dark and there is nobody driving And something has got to give

Norris looks like a super-good cat and I would definitely pet him, if opportunity and cat allowed.

# ¿ Feb 20, 2017 00:24

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Elias_Maluco posted:

who likes tiny goats?

I want to spend forever with this tiny goat.

# ¿ Mar 22, 2017 18:49

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StrixNebulosa posted:

https://twitter.com/Birdfolder_com/status/857424948339499008

Looks like someone found her niche in life.

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# ¿ Apr 29, 2024 03:11

Antivehicular: Dec 30, 2011; I wanna sing one for the cars
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Yeah, that one made me tear up. Cinnamooooon

# ¿ May 2, 2017 10:41

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