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The year is 19X1 and the horses grow weary of the farmer's whip. They clop in droves to the greatest god-drat place in America to make a new life for themselves - The City.
Who beyond the farmer has want to hire a horse, though? And so they find themselves without jobs, unable to afford feed for their families. Many of them turn to a darker life... a life of crime. Racetrack bookies, junk jockies, behooven to simply provide.
deep dish peat moss fucked around with this message at 02:22 on Mar 23, 2016
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- deep dish peat moss
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A new crimewave is striking the city. Tune in tonight to learn more about the recent trend of gallop-by shootings. That's right, folks. That and more, tonight at six.
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Mar 23, 2016 02:20
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- deep dish peat moss
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Reminder for this thread: You are not allowed to use the word "Neighga".
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Mar 23, 2016 02:21
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- MrWillsauce
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comin' straight outta clopton
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Mar 23, 2016 02:32
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- Afro Doug
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Early in the morning police raided several stables in Queens, confiscating over 220 kg of salt lick worth an estimated 45 thousand dollars in street value
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Mar 23, 2016 02:44
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- Luvcow
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One day nearer spring
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any horse willing to buck the system and speak up about the shady horse cabal is quickly sent to the glue factory
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Mar 23, 2016 03:41
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- MrWillsauce
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crazy muthafucka named Sugar Cube
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Mar 23, 2016 03:44
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- the unabonger
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crazy muthafucka named Sugar Cube
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Mar 23, 2016 03:51
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- the unabonger
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Uhh... A horse dealing drugs... like horse, slang term for heroin... and horse tranquilizers? Or I guess just like, tranquilizers, since we don't call it like 'human tranquilizers' when somebody sells them to humans.
special neigh
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Mar 23, 2016 03:51
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- Macnult
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you are now about to witness the strength of street trottin'
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Mar 23, 2016 03:57
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- FreshCutFries
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my idea for an all-horse rendition of west side story seemed flawless until i realized horses can't snap
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Mar 23, 2016 03:57
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- mags
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I am a congenital optimist.
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cop, to criminal: "hay, why the long face?"
everyone in the idf must die
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Mar 23, 2016 04:12
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- alnilam
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gently caress tha jockeys, straight from the grazing ground
a young pinto got it bad cause I'm brown
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Mar 23, 2016 04:25
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- deep dish peat moss
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Haha
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Mar 23, 2016 15:42
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my idea for an all-horse rendition of west side story seemed flawless until i realized horses can't snap
They can clop in rhythm
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Mar 23, 2016 15:43
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- google THIS
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60% of human americans think police should crack down harder on inner-city horse violence, according to a recent gallop poll
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Mar 23, 2016 16:54
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It was tough work, carrying 2200 pounds of horse to the top of Sewell Towers — the highest spot in The City. The whinny alone is worth it
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Mar 24, 2016 01:09
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- alnilam
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gently caress tha jockeys, straight from the grazing ground
a young pinto got it bad cause I'm brown
yo dre, i got something to neigh
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