Luvcow posted:

LordVonEarlDuke posted:

im watching this badass slowly murder his way across the entire right hand side of my screen

LordVonEarlDuke posted:

hell yeah. yeah, that's right. youre next, Ted

my new dog posted:

fred, dying of no potato, only knows unmasking. seeking the real culprit behind his hunger, he only finds more soil
wishing he would succeed, his wife daphne has at least solved the mystery of his madness

Robot Made of Meat posted:

Number of traffic accidents involving cell-phone use in 2013: 1.3 million
Number of traffic accidents involving land-line use in 2013: 0.

super mario batali posted:

Lock up the DEA for talking about drugs all the time

Scathach posted:

This man is sleeping where I park my butt to use the computer gosh darn it. I even brought him a bag of chips and he still won't get up.



Also just tried this plant extract and hoo boy was it bitter. My night is off to a weird start.

FutonForensic posted:

GIRL FINDS BAG OF WEED WHILE PLAYING POKEMON GO
Girl Who Found Dead Body Says "That Girl Got a Much Better Deal"