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CharlestonJew posted:does batman really kill people in this movie he does also brands them with the bat symbol.
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# ¿ Mar 24, 2016 12:34 |
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# ¿ May 17, 2024 17:22 |
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it owns how incredibly bad this movie is cuz i knew it was gonna be bad but i thought it'd be like middling to bad like man of steel so peeps with bad taste could still defend it but nah it exceeded my wildest dreams.
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# ¿ Mar 24, 2016 21:56 |
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they shoulda had it be gina carano but she was already in dadpool
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# ¿ Mar 25, 2016 00:09 |
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ALL-PRO SEXMAN posted:legit feel bad for Gal Godot because the last actress to play Wonder Woman was Lynda Carter and she looks like an actual comic book character watching this show when i was younger is how i turned into a man.
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# ¿ Mar 25, 2016 10:52 |
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etalian posted:The bad guy in Guardians of the Galaxy was hypnotized by amazing dance choreography and it ruled.
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# ¿ Mar 25, 2016 18:11 |
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quote:Batman vs. Superman is where you go when you admit to yourself that you’ve exhausted all possibilities... It’s somewhat of an admission that the franchise is on its last gasp. - david goyer, 2005
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# ¿ Mar 25, 2016 19:48 |
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when i was walking out of man of steel i was thinking man superman returns looks amazing in comparison.
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# ¿ Mar 25, 2016 22:38 |
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i like when people go why you so mad they kill it's realistic. it's because killing is the coward's way out. i'm watching a space god with laudable morals fly around in blue and red tights (which they made even stupider btw) i don't need realism i wanna watch a hero be good and do good.
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# ¿ Mar 26, 2016 00:38 |
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hseroK divaD posted:I liked Watchmen, is that wrong? likei said before the dr manhattan origin story ruled but he also cut out the best dr manhattan part.
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# ¿ Mar 26, 2016 03:08 |
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Zzulu posted:Probably the best superman movie lmao there's three betters ones and two of those three are actually good. Fluffy Bunnies posted:Man of Steel did what a Superman movie needed to do, basically, and I enjoyed it. lol
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# ¿ Mar 26, 2016 15:00 |
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Sp1r0_Agn3W posted:bow before zod https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fFyHTU8tg_0
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# ¿ Mar 26, 2016 15:30 |
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so what was lex's plan after doomsday killed all the heroes it's a nearly unstoppable rage monster. wouldn't it have made more sense for him to recreate zod into bizarro and use that to frame superman for poo poo and then he'd have something under his control.
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# ¿ Mar 26, 2016 17:20 |
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he makes bizarro, frames supes, batman gets pissed and goes after superguy, then they fight but they realize it was all a misunderstanding and lex and bizarro are the threat and they go after them. maybe even get bizarro to look into his heart and turn good so it's not all about killing bad peeps. it's so simple. i'm sure this happened in a comic book at some point.
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# ¿ Mar 26, 2016 17:38 |
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Marketing New Brain posted:Good, but will never top Prometheus for all time most embarrassing cined thread. star wars prequel thread
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# ¿ Mar 26, 2016 18:53 |
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the problem is the kents' (attempted) murder is already in watchmen. so he already did that.
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# ¿ Mar 26, 2016 19:19 |
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so the cartoon show was smarte rand more logical than the 250 million dollar film.
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# ¿ Mar 26, 2016 20:08 |
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Say Nothing posted:The hero we need. i remembe rwhen i found out one punch man was a webcomic originally. and then i looked it up and literally anybody in this thread could draw better than that guy. he is now rich as gently caress. gently caress the world
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# ¿ Mar 26, 2016 23:38 |
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Otisburg posted:i can't believe they circumcized mister manhattans dick. i wanted that big uncut turtleneck, like in the comics he was an american so the comic was inaccurate.
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# ¿ Mar 27, 2016 00:00 |
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Neurosis posted:i would also like a movie to run with grant morrison's all star superman interpretation of lex luthor where he pushes himself to peak human physically and mentally to be the best he can be and resents superman for trivialising all the things a normal person can achieve without trying and holding humanity back by being a big paternal figure solving our big crises for us. That is a cool and understandable lex, even if he is still a sociopath. when he finally sees how superman sees the world is one of the better comic pages. too bad these new movies don't have that superman
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# ¿ Mar 27, 2016 02:16 |
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does superman stopping the jumper come from that comic? cuz that's probably the single best superman moment ever.
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# ¿ Mar 27, 2016 02:57 |
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friend linked me this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dDMQ3tXNKgM this guy actually understand superman: "a dude from kansas doing the right thing"
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# ¿ Mar 28, 2016 00:24 |
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asia keeps awful movies afloat.
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# ¿ Mar 28, 2016 14:29 |
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the worst thing i can say about man of steel is it makes superman returns look amazing because at least superman returns had a couple scenes where i felt like i was watching superman. again it's like that fleischer retrospective i linked earlier said - the story surrounding superman can be complex but the strength of the character is how straightforward he is "a guy from kansas doing the right thing". people who think man of steel made him more humanized or realistic have a pretty lovely view of humanity since the big blue boy scout is a rejection of the idea that power corrupts and that being raised by good people can produce a good person no matter their circumstances of birth. superman is possibly the most human of all the superheroes.
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# ¿ Mar 28, 2016 21:58 |
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awesome scenes in returns where i felt like i was watching a superman movie: shot in the eye saving the shuttle flying up into space and listening to the world pulling the boat out of the ocean getting all juiced up on mother sun and throwing the kryptonite island out into space
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# ¿ Mar 28, 2016 22:06 |
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FizFashizzle posted:Honestly I'll take MoS over Returns any day of the week. man of steel is more boring and also lacks any scenes comparable to the ones i listed. like i said the worst insult to man of steel is it makes returns look good. the john williams superman theme is so good because you definitely feel like yeah gently caress yeah this is superman. the snyder poo poo doesn't evoke that same feeling. Groovelord Neato fucked around with this message at 23:16 on Mar 28, 2016 |
# ¿ Mar 28, 2016 23:14 |
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Uncle Wemus posted:Man of steel and prometheus are both good movies nerds are just dumber than poo poo the nerds are the ones who love man of steel lmao
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# ¿ Mar 29, 2016 12:38 |
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i think that's what lumpy was getting at.
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# ¿ Mar 29, 2016 17:05 |
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and lots of hgh.
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# ¿ Mar 29, 2016 20:15 |
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how is is it so difficult to write a competent script.
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# ¿ Mar 29, 2016 23:39 |
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Otisburg posted:still angry about that foreskin, but tbh i'm impressed they let him hang dong at all he's american why would he have one. also that's literally the reason he's nude.
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# ¿ Mar 31, 2016 13:25 |
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Frankenstyle posted:Well, history kinda supports me on those points. the two best superman movies have him as a boy scout and they're two of the best superhero movies so you're kinda dumb as poo poo i think.
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# ¿ Apr 1, 2016 21:37 |
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Zzulu posted:counter argument: all the spuperpman movies are really bad and cheesy and bad a counter argument doesn't work if it's wrong...jeez get a load of THIS guy.
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# ¿ Apr 1, 2016 21:45 |
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A GLISTENING HODOR posted:Fucken LMAO there is a god. Slime Bro Helpdesk posted:Will MoS/BvS/[possible JL movie if it's even made I guess?] hold the same weight of failure as the Star Wars Prequels in the minds of people? the problem is there were three good star wars movies before the prequels. the only good dc movies were the nolan ones. Groovelord Neato fucked around with this message at 17:52 on Apr 2, 2016 |
# ¿ Apr 2, 2016 17:47 |
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i don't think those were offish dc flicks were they? superman 2 is a top 5 superhero movie.
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# ¿ Apr 2, 2016 17:58 |
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just lmao http://kotaku.com/batman-v-superman-isnt-like-other-superhero-films-and-1768676827
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# ¿ Apr 2, 2016 20:25 |
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Mel Mudkiper posted:Just gonna post my favorite Kevin Smith pic
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# ¿ Apr 3, 2016 02:40 |
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Shimrra Jamaane posted:Why is this man wealthy? i think the funniest thing is how he and his wife got together. she was a reporter for usa today or something and went to his place to interview him. then they just started making out. i mean she's no stunner but she could do a lot better than that. Young Freud posted:I know Devin Faraci gets a lot of poo poo here, but he posted an article on how the original comic and the 1978 Christopher Reeve Superman was born to reflect the anxieties of their time and assuage them with a superhero that could overcome them and how Snyder kinda killed Superman for this generation with his renditions of a Supes that is overwhelmed by the zeitgeist. Anyway, he included this quote that Synder said during the press tour: it's great how the article brings up that superman was created in literally the worst point in human history but was a shining light in the darkness. there's literally no other time you could be more cynical than the great depression followed by ww2. Groovelord Neato fucked around with this message at 14:26 on Apr 3, 2016 |
# ¿ Apr 3, 2016 14:17 |
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they just give me a migraine cuz you should have at least some semblance of taste in the medium you post about.
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# ¿ Apr 3, 2016 22:50 |
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it's not that the movie costs 800 million it's that the studio doesn't get all the money from a movie (and they actually get less each successive week).
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# ¿ Apr 3, 2016 23:30 |
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# ¿ May 17, 2024 17:22 |
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Sylink posted:I find the marvel movies don't take any risks which is why I have become tired of them. At least BvS is different in a way, as was MoS. people who use this argument are retarded.
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# ¿ Apr 4, 2016 22:04 |