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ewe2
Jul 1, 2009

gay picnic defence posted:

Anyone else think Turnbull is doing this deliberately to make Morrison look like an idiot because Morrison the only plausible candidate the LNP has to replace him with? Or are they just loving stupid?

If he was doing this regularly months ago, maybe. But as a tactic this close to a Budget and a possible DD, it's suicide.

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ewe2
Jul 1, 2009

gay picnic defence posted:

Just because it's irrational doesn't rule out intent.

Not at all, but Turnbull isn't normally associated with such lunacy, maybe the pressure is too much

ewe2
Jul 1, 2009

April Fools! It's actually the 21st century, not the 19th hahaha had you going guise! I was just playing the role of an ignorant social Darwinist, see. Now where did I put my cultural relativism hat and post-modern cloak?

Back in the adult world (just the juicy bits):

quote:

Senator Arthur Sinodinos' demand that references to him be removed from an explosive NSW Electoral Commission statement about a political donations scandal has been firmly rejected by the commission.
...
Mr Sinodinos has also denied fresh allegations the NSW Liberals were pursuing banned political donors before the 2011 state election.

Questioned about this on Thursday morning, Mr Sinodinos claimed that despite its title – "State campaign 2011 potential donors" – a list which he helped draw up, was used to target donors for both federal and state election campaigns.

But Fairfax Media can reveal the list was created on November 9, 2010, almost three months after the August 21 federal election.

Emails tendered at a landmark inquiry by Independent Commission Against Corruption in 2014 reveal that Mr Sinodinos, at the time the party's state treasurer, was personally involved in drawing up the list and assigning party officials to "solicit" potential donations.

Also on the list of targeted donors was Australian Water Holdings.

The entry puts into focus his testimony before ICAC that he had no knowledge of AWH donations to the party.

"Does that suggest to you that you did not know that the company of which you were deputy chairman was making donations to the political party of which you were treasurer?" Mr Sinodinos was asked. "It was not a process I involved myself in," he replied.
...
On Wednesday night Mr Sinodinos was the guest speaker at a federal fundraiser organised by the Rose Bay branch of the Liberal party.

"The elephant in the room was not spoken about," said one guest about the donation imbroglio.

Another was very put out about being a banned donor due to being a pub owner: "I can't donate to the NSW Libs but any brothel owner can? Who's more reputable?" he said.

Did I say adult? April Fools.

ewe2
Jul 1, 2009


Aww, he was a great ratbag. Very few know how to ratbag any more.

ewe2
Jul 1, 2009


Wait for when he reads up about who coined the word "bug" for a program error. And I wonder who was a mathematician and invented the first machine algorithm? An actual programming language was even named after her! Gosh, what treasures abound to the newly-expanding mind :allears:

ewe2
Jul 1, 2009

Older Auspol goons might remember the Big Fuss made about Naughty Russians stealing Good American Funds and using a Bad Bank to hide the ledgers, it was partly responsible for Nauru being pressured (no doubt with US help) to stop being a tax haven and why not, apart from that and the casino it was the only thing making them money. Isn't history fun?

This leak is amazing. At least we might understand several events better, and the mechanics of how political donations, humanitarian aid, defence contracts and executive profits mysteriously disappear. I'll be surprised if nothing connected to several wars doesn't crop up (40 years!), hopefully the Iraq one, perhaps even the fallout from the Cold War. What about our rascals like Bond and Skase? The mind boggles at the potential.

ewe2
Jul 1, 2009

Cartoon posted:

Now here's a sticky conundrum. The industry has already illegally implemented the penalty rate system they are advocating. Should we cave and make it all OK or prosecute the loving criminals until there is never a possibility of them doing it again? Replace business with bike gang if you want to get a better answer.

http://www.abc.net.au/radionational/programs/breakfast/business-push-for-a-cut-to-sunday-penalty-rates/7302770

If all it takes is for business to tell government, "we're doing this, gently caress the law, we dare you to escalate it" and for government to back down, we're in the poo poo. And I certainly have no faith in either major party willing to risk a campaign on it.

ewe2
Jul 1, 2009

turdbucket posted:

It's good since the Greens are obviously putting pressure on Labor to actually adopt some good policies but it does make it hard for the Greens to get their message out there when the media completely ignores them most of the time.

Greens aren't a meal ticket to journalists yet, if ever. It would be a nice surprise if they do well enough in the coming election to rate a mention, but it'll be in the negative.

I believe this situation is the new norm, we won't be going back to comfortable major control without a Tampa-like external event. That means minority government at best for ALP which will look increasingly foolish if they want to keep demonising their minor partners, a blessing for LNP. It means ongoing frustration for the LNP in the Senate because it will remain hostile. And meanwhile a steady trickle of voters will move away permanently from both majors until there is a tipping point which is the great fear of both, which is also while we'll see an ongoing narrative of electoral "reform" and even the possibility of fixed terms, anything to shake up the mix and give them hope.

ewe2
Jul 1, 2009

MaliciousOnion posted:

also itt we discover LibertyCat thinks "gently caress the poors" is "no real downside".

No, its just a lame troll so his little friends can have a giggle at the Young Liberal meetings, because god knows they have nothing else stretching endlessly in front of them.

ewe2
Jul 1, 2009

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r8wQAGDuSRA

Oh the pressure of money on weak-willed ALP shills.

ewe2
Jul 1, 2009

gay picnic defence posted:

Aren't we lucky we have the financial acumen of the conservative side of politics in power making wise and considered decisions about the future of Australian energy generation.

The stupidity of it is breathtaking, as will be the unnecessary cost of importing technology we could have been exporting instead. Extra poo poo-eating costs for the deliberate attempt to destroy the industry passed onto you, the consumer.

ewe2
Jul 1, 2009

Starshark posted:

Hey guys, what voice do you have in your head when you read LC posts?

Tony Martin does a great impression of a particular kind of drug addicts voice, a kind of weaselly nasal whining dumb fucker. I imagine all Young Liberal IPA libertarian types to talk that way though.

ewe2
Jul 1, 2009

Ok LibertyCat, this is a serious question: what are you even doing here? I'd like an honest answer, it's an honest question. I can't imagine why someone like you would even bother with dregs like us, so there has to be a reason you're posting at all. Is there some badge you have to earn, or is it a project you have to do - if it's something like that, we could help you, just tell us what's required, and we can spit out whatever answers you need and job done. Cos otherwise, this is just going to drag on and I don't see what you get out of it. Are you working for a politician who needs some grabs for the election? Maybe we can help, Anidav's done some stuff in that regard, we've got experience.

Or is it something more serious? Is your life a real bummer and you just want a laugh? How is that possible anyway, you think we're all loser welfare cheats? How could we be better company than the awesome people you live with day to day? Oh poo poo, are you going through a breakup? No I can't see that happening. Do you not have friends to talk about this stuff with? Just put us out of our misery and tell us, it's gotta be something more interesting than these "talking points".

ewe2 fucked around with this message at 12:14 on Apr 9, 2016

ewe2
Jul 1, 2009


LOL what way to find out I'm blocked from Cliev's twitter. I must have forgotten that.

ewe2
Jul 1, 2009

open24hours posted:

I bet the private sector is just falling over itself to take a 100 billion dollar risk.

Christ he's using Abbott's last election pitch. Remember roads and INFRASTRUCTURE PM? Maybe he'll extend the winning East West Link strategy to some other lucky states.

ewe2
Jul 1, 2009

It's been on the cards since November but in the week when Turnbull buggers off to China, protests against cuts in the ANU Asian Languages department are being mooted and there's a meeting with the new vice-chancellor today.

According to an observer on Late Night Live (that hive of leftyness ooh! aaargh!), they want to cut Vietnamese, Thai, and classical Chinese. Hahahaha of course we don't need Thai, it's only a major manufacturing hub and who needs classical Chinese, its only used in half of all their communications and as for Vietnamese, don't they translate their menus?

:ughh:

Also, get the full ep for a rather interesting discussion of tax havens, particularly the role of England in them, and some neat tax haven tricks for when you win the lotteryhahaha no you won't, peasant.

ewe2
Jul 1, 2009

LibertyCat posted:

I am not kidding when I say I was more moved during the events of the Mass Effect series than I ever was by the works of Beethoven or Leonardo da Vinci. Saying video games aren't art is purely snobbery - how dare the hoi polloi have a say on what is and isn't art. Based on sales figures I'd rather see video games subsidized than some overpriced work selected by unelected wankers that is only appreciated by a tiny fraction of society.

So a minority of weirdos are bitter over some issue I'm happy to say I've managed to avoid learning about. This is a truly bizarre way to judge if something qualifies as art.

You've got great material dude, you just need to structure it better. No grant this time, sorry.

ewe2
Jul 1, 2009

Pickled Tink posted:

[url=http://www.theguardian.com/commentisfree/2016/apr/13/alarmism-economic-idiocy-and-orwellian-appointments-three-years-of-political-

I'll see your article and raise you this one from about a month ago, but rather relevant to Australian politics. It's them copying us really, we've been authoritarian since the invasion. We're just being run by really stupid authoritarians these days.

ewe2
Jul 1, 2009

tithin posted:

Is that Oglaf?

Looks like Archer to me.

ewe2
Jul 1, 2009

Seagull posted:

if the guy hadn't had a gun to be stolen it wouldn't have happened so yes

A friend of mine had a shooting pistol in a secure safe. Her hosed-up stepson and a criminal friend waited until she went on holiday and robbed the house including tearing out the gun safe because they knew where it was. They wanted to commit crime with the gun but were too dumb to get into the safe and left evidence everywhere so they were eventually caught. One gun or ten makes no difference to someone who wants one for free, but getting ten instead of just one is a greater threat to society so suck poo poo gun nuts.

ewe2
Jul 1, 2009

Paingod556 posted:

Which brings about the question- was posting a bunch of information from the firearm registry, information which apparently by law is not to be shared publicly outside of police and legal proceedings, the details where large numbers of firearms are located, really that good an idea? Especially if the arguement is 'what if criminals go after you for your guns'.

But dude, hundreds of thousands of people might not get to play bang bang you're dead with shooty things.

ewe2
Jul 1, 2009

LibertyCat posted:

and I know someone who used his lawfully owned firearm to defend against a home invader. Aren't anecdotes great?

Not an anecdote to me, I was the one who found the safe had gone and rang the cops. Big whoops to your shooty "friend" though. I guess hundreds of thousands are safe now?

ewe2
Jul 1, 2009

Higsian posted:

There are many cures for wealth.

It's certainly a persuasive argument for relaxing firearms legislation. Curiously, we don't hear that one.

ewe2
Jul 1, 2009

WhiskeyWhiskers posted:

And isn't Scottish Referendum 2: Electric Boogaloo going to happen if the EU referendum votes OUT?

It's not going to go away just because the Tories won a vote, if that's what you mean.

But it's true, we do vote out, not in. Making that choice difficult has always been the task here, but I think the ability to do it has degraded greatly in both major parties. We're going to have a big scare campaign the minute the Budget hits and it's the same old poo poo, the Libs have no other weapons than to demonize and hope they scrape over the line. And I think the public will hate it, but I don't know how they'll vote.

ewe2
Jul 1, 2009

Stephen Conroy declared nuclear war on the GG:

quote:

There is no pretence this is a normal process, a normal process that has gone on. You just had to look around the chamber today. Where were the High Court justices? Where were the heads of our military? Where were the hats of our diplomatic community? All told: “Don’t come today,” because it is a political stunt, it is not a real opening of the parliament. And, in fact, not just: “Don’t come. Please don’t come.”

We don’t want to pretend to the Australian public that this is a real proroguing of the parliament for the purposes with which its had been used traditionally.

This is an absolute affront. We’ve seen today a governor-general overturn the will of this chamber, a democratically elected chamber.

That’s what we have seen – a tawdry political stunt, and the governor-general has demeaned his office.

A strong governor-general would never have agreed to this.

If the Queen had been asked to interfere in the British parliament in this way, there is no way on this earth this would have happened!

He got warned for that, so he responded:

quote:

Since 1961, Mr President, the parliament has only been prorogued four times, under extraordinary circumstances and never, never, to set the scene for an election. Never to have a manipulation of politics. Never to have a manipulation of politics in this way.

Never in modern history has a government prorogued a parliament to obtain a political advantage and that is what this government has done. They have prorogued the parliament to obtain a political advantage, and there is no other way.

In fact, the government have boasted about how they have used the proroguing of parliament to give themselves a political advantage.

Even the newspapers are full of it. They have boasted about their clever political manipulation of the parliament by proroguing it. That is without question.

So if they are called out on it, Mr President, it’s fair debate.

It’s fair debate.

And then the kicker:

quote:

We believe the ABCC’s powers are extreme, undemocratic and compromise civil liberties. Workers in the building and construction industry – workers deserve better than this.

Mr Turnbull says “You’ve got to live within your means.”

I would love to live within Mr Turnbull’s means.

BOOM HEADSHOT :vince:

ewe2
Jul 1, 2009

The bizarre thing is, if people understand what the ABCC actually is, it would kill the LNP as an election issue. So expect it to be totally buried under complete bullshit.

ABC24's Sabra Lane totally misrepresented the Senate reform bills just then. So expect also the media to be "surprised" that there are more, not less independent Senators after July 2.

ewe2
Jul 1, 2009

dr_rat posted:

Queensland, where as always, stupidity is a virtue worth fighting for:

Haha I can even see the thought process "omg Victoria has medicinal cannabis, we'll probably SUPPLY them, we must nip that in the bud hawhahw", good old Qld always the wrong side of history.

I agree, Mal will quit if he loses the election, he doesn't need this poo poo. Bill will indeed make an exit painful, and both parties have Buckleys of anyone remotely competent to be PM. Bishop will always stay away. It's parps all the way down.

ewe2
Jul 1, 2009

Snod. posted:

Scott Morrison should change his name to Crass Populism

Of all the dumb accusations in the last few days, that's the one that had me snorting. Something the electorate wants = crass populism. It's part of the dumb "we're tough" strategy that has made the LNP so popular in the last couple of years.

ewe2
Jul 1, 2009

Who gives a gently caress any more. I watched Bill Shorten unironically promise a curfew for Bagery's Creek airport. That drat thing is a loving metaphor for the uselessness, the sheer bloody-minded FYGM attitude and hot potato-passing that typifies Australian loving bullshit politics.

And then I saw Chris Bowen in his new beard and I understood why Chris Pyne is almost certainly in love with him. This election, everyone loses. Except the rich guys.

ewe2
Jul 1, 2009

Negligent posted:

In summary Bill Shorten will never become prime minister because literally nothing is so important to him that it can't be compromised for the sake of political gain, or more accurately, to neutralise a threat.

The "small target strategy" has never worked well, you're correct. But the reason it exists at all is a couple of facts:

* we vote out rather than in.
* neither party has any serious ideology any more than "don't piss off the rich and powerful guys. Think how sad that is given how powerful they potentially are.

So now the game is to be less worse or at least less visibly worse than the other guy. The Libs have opted to slant this as being tougher, while pretending to care about the small business guy. The ALP have opted to..well gently caress knows, they've lost the rhetorical skills to match LNP blather. But don't mistake the LNP blather for being anything better than ALP blather. They're even more clueless.

Of course when they get what they want, it's like a dog who's caught a car. This is why the electorate will just ignore everything this election and vote based on local politics in the House and against the majors in the Senate.

ewe2
Jul 1, 2009

Burn Down Canberra posted:

Labor arent being a small target on the economy though. For an opposition party they are being a very big target. They made that clear by going after negative gearing. Bowen is setting the economic agenda right now and morrison is reacting. For all the coalition bluster about morrison being the next big thing hes struggling to see off a man with a funny beard.

It's all reactive though. Why is negative gearing such a brainwave now? It's been a problem for years. Ditto talking up the "transition from the mining boom" oh yeah and if you're so loving prescient, why have you coasted since then? The trouble with debates like this is that it's all framed from the point of reference of a class of people who genuinely have no connection to the bulk of the society they think they're leading. I'm including the media in that too. They always need the next thing, the next distraction while they're doing their little deals on the side when they think people aren't looking.

The ALP have been two steps backwards for 20 loving YEARS now. The LNP's slow implosion is no gift to them or any of us, it just means more instability for a bunch of people who aren't accustomed to actually having to work for their politics, that's a bad place for a backwaters Asian US satellite to be in.

ewe2
Jul 1, 2009

Majestic posted:

We've got an election coming up, there is plenty of interesting stuff to talk about, why are you spending your time typing out replies to someone who says things like "Welfare recipients aren't people"?

Possibly because at least one of the major parties agrees with him. Nevertheless, ignore Catbert, he will land hard one day and needs no help from us.

I can't help but be amused at Barrie Cassidy's fear of chaos Drum column. The bloggers I follow like Andrew Elder and pipingshrike have seen this eventuality pretty much from the date Cassidy gives, 2007 and I agree with them that a minority government isn't the evil Barrie implies. Of course he'd imply that - he doesn't want to admit that the media adore chaos, they get great backgrounding - the shoe will be on the other foot for the Libs, and they haven't been tested in a minority government like the ALP. There's every reason to think they'll do worse because they cannot manage compromise without enraging their hardcore right. As Jeremy Sear noted the other night, this is a government going to an election without a single Budget passed.

Cassidy gives a sop to the Libs by claiming without a shred of evidence that Shorten would be no better, forgetting that Shorten has had the experience of being in the management team of a minority government that worked. So whatever I think of his other faults, I doubt Shorten would seriously stuff that up. And their politicking vs the Greens would be curtailed, they're simply not that stupid. And we should be concerned at how well Xenophon in particular might do in a DD, because he will use that power and could be a real thorn in everyone's side.

ewe2
Jul 1, 2009

Security theatre with my Anzac Day? I'll have some with waffles, please!

ewe2
Jul 1, 2009

Birdstrike posted:

Turnbull's argument (from what I have seen) is that landlords would increase rents to cover the shortfall in losing the NG deduction.

Which they could try and wonder why their properties sit vacant because there are now fewer renters and lower demand for rental properties.

Isn't that why a vacancy tax is being proposed to force investor properties onto the rental market? Turnbull's BS is classic muddy the waters he-said she-said. Apparently the Grattan Institute is both wrong AND confirms what the government is saying. Although we already know Morrison and Turnbull can't get their BS straight.

ewe2
Jul 1, 2009

Birdstrike posted:

I haven't heard anything about a vacancy tax, I think the much more straightforward answer is that rents fall in line with market demand. A landlord who increased prices would likely have a vacant property and would soon find themselves up a particular creek.

Like how a market is supposed to work, somebody tell SloMo

It's being suggested in Melbourne by Launch Housing, who specialize in the housing needs of domestic violence victims:

quote:

Not for Profit housing provider, Launch Housing, has proposed a tax on vacant properties to increase funding to support women and children experiencing homelessness after fleeing family violence.

The proposal to the Victorian Government would involve taxing thousands of houses that are left unoccupied for a long period of time and the NFP claimed it could raise up to $78 million annually.

“This would have the dual effect of raising much needed funds to implement the recommendations of the Royal Commission into Family Violence and increasing the number of properties available on the market,” chief executive officer of Launch Housing, Tony Keenan, said.

“Research indicates there could be between 22,000 and 55,000 vacant properties in Melbourne. However, last year alone, more than 1,000 family violence victims missed out on housing support because there are simply not enough houses available.

“It seems absurd that thousands of perfectly good properties sit empty while Melbourne is in the middle of a housing crisis. We want to quickly move women and children into safe accommodation but we don’t have access to the houses.”

Not a bad idea IMHO, not a total solution, but definitely a negotiating position.

ewe2
Jul 1, 2009

Sanguine posted:

This seems major.. Is it for real? Manus getting shut down?

:ssh: it's called "clearing the decks for an election".

ewe2
Jul 1, 2009

SKY COQ posted:

How is an adverse ruling from Papua New Guinea's Supreme Court clearing the decks for an Australian election?

The department of evil already decided to close Manus by June. The ruling was not exactly a surprise. Manus wasn't controllable, Nauru works perfectly. Manus attracted a lot of heat, lots of dodgy stuff that could be brought up in an election, now it's not a problem, it's become "history". And the bonus is they get to pretend it was the ruling that forced the change, instead of a convenient excuse. The department's idea, not Dutton who wouldn't know subtlety if it threw up on him. I doubt the ALP would make any fuss though. What, did you think it was just a coincidence?

Nauru is just as dodgy but they can blame the Nauru government instead, much harder to report on (if they do, a Nauru resident cops it).

ewe2
Jul 1, 2009

Idiot political journalism corner:

This column by Sarah Ferguson demonstrates how useless the media are around politics now. In the very first paragraph she uses a practically medieval term the body politic as a reason why parties who change PMs are BAD. Ferguson is a noteworthy investigative journalist, but this article is a load of guff seemingly angled to push a book (coyly pictured in a sidebar). Oh yes, how dumb the ALP were but it's too early to tell for the Libs. Give me a break. Maybe there's a problem when the media insist on treating PMs like American Presidents when they are just the chosen representative of their party. Which, not coincidentally, is why they aren't even mentioned in the loving Constitution. Her conclusion is that the electorate don't like backstabbers, but even she has to admit that the real issue might be meaningless power:

quote:

Most in the ALP believe the leaks against Julia Gillard cost Labor the 2010 election, but former UK Labour MP and Gillard adviser Alan Milburn said there was another, more potent reason why voters rejected a political party that had triumphed three years earlier:

The principal problem was that you had a sense that Labor was a party that was in power but without any real purpose not just because of what happened in the Rudd government, but what had happened in state governments as well. My advice to Julia in the campaign in 2010 was you’ve got to prove that there is a purpose to what we are doing, other than simply winning elections and being in power.

Note she takes care to have someone else quoted as saying that. "Balance", you see or perhaps it's "fear of canberra press gallery opinion". The elephant in the room is government achievements, the ability despite upheaval to govern. Simply not mentioned in the case of the ALP and "too early to say" for the Libs. I hope it wasn't her CPG entrance exam, oh wait they'll love it, she's just like them.

Idiot politician corner:

Assclown Turnbull on abc24 this morning: "Defence is at the leading edge of innovation and technology". Cool, so we're building our own subs then...oh. No. We're paying someone else to do the innovative technology of killing people.

ewe2
Jul 1, 2009

That perception that Turnbull isn't connected to the general electorate is incredibly damaging: if they turn off on him, the others are doomed. That shot of a sad little Pyne riding hopefully on Turnbull's coattails as he announced the French deal says it all. Yes subs are being built in Adelaide, and the bulk of the money is flying off overseas, again. A fact not lost on his constituents.

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ewe2
Jul 1, 2009

ABC24 ticker "Malcolm Turnbull says income of those negative-gearing is irrelevant" you loving wish Mal.

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