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ullerrm posted:For once, the opposite is true -- Eve is pretty fun at the moment, and most Eve coverage ATM is based on Reddit's r/eve which is a cancerous cesspool. Didn't the cultural revolution happen in during Branch? I remember NigFleet and ChinkFleet in not so distant a past as 'The Great War'.
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Mar 31, 2016 04:15
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Dalael posted:After the war of 2013, I tried to compile a list of all the tears from the CFC's enemies. When i hit save, this is what happened: People still use C:\ as a date drive in TYOOL 2016?  Yeah, I suppose I'd want to hate-gently caress CO2 if I lost ~750b defending their poo poo as well. drat. Xolve fucked around with this message at 07:27 on Mar 31, 2016 |
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Mar 31, 2016 07:22
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Dalael posted:Other than your operating system and your giant stash of gay porn, what else do you keep on your C drive?  C:\ is pretty much just Windows10 (and a lovely 220gb Corsair SSD I don't recommend to anyone), as the title would imply. Gaming is a Samsung 850EVO 550gb SSD. It has whatever I play the most on it (read: not EVE). Not Porn (Another 550g SSD), is sadly, not a cache of my favorite intimate moments with your mother, and is mostly steam games, a few movies, and... intimate moments with your father.
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Mar 31, 2016 07:31
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Sakako posted:So what I'm seeing is DBRB is just a trainwreck that somehow gets into management over and over again? How does this happen? For the lols? Pretty sure it's just because he has an undying eagerness do to tedious poo poo nobody else wants to do. You don't fire an executive assistant who makes good coffee, you just don't listen when s/he talks.
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Mar 31, 2016 16:33
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Glory of Arioch posted:all goons that were at ccp have long since departed Fart Water Island for actual jobs at riot or soe Actual jobs at SoE.  Good one.
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Mar 31, 2016 19:31
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I think I made a mistake and accidentally re-purchased my main. Save me.
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Mar 31, 2016 21:40
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Duzzy Funlop posted:So C5/C6 escalations get some form of drifter titan boss or something. Vily, who has notable moments in EVE such as: Running a fleet in Branch(?) high as gently caress on Cocaine. Which resulted in an amusing sound board. Getting poo poo on while attempting to join PL. If there was ever a living embodiment of a dumpster, it would be him.
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Mar 31, 2016 23:23
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Siets posted:So basically, here we go Fountain 2.0. Except most of BL is in PL now. Russians are still split up. And you're defending for the first time, in a long time.
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Apr 1, 2016 19:52
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Hobold posted:drat, I gotta say its awesome to wake up and hear I've been accused of goonfucking. Spent an entire day on fleets, and last one out reshipped to shields, so I had to grab a basi off contract. gently caress me for grabbing one put up by Fweddit's own Casmeron Khurelem. They put Small shield extenders on instead of larges. I didn't see it, was in a hurry and loving tired. So when I relisted after the fleet, someone apparently pitched a hissy fit about it in Saranen local. God drat its good to be a goon I guess. You should probably never buy anything from J4LP, ever. It will more than likely be fitted wrong. It's kind of their thing. crew posted:You can handwave it away all you want. People create coalitions for safety and prosperity, you- PL and NCdot are 110% the same as the Imperium in all that you do, just the mechanics and language are switched up so you can 'farm content' and feel better about the arrangements. Because PL ever lived or did anything in the Drone regions (except a few people who got kicked for inactivity because Ratting > Murdering Nerds)? The last thing anyone in PL wants is to build an Ivory tower somewhere, then re-branding their image and ratting until the servers go offline- that's a behavior exclusive to the CFC/Imperium. Xolve fucked around with this message at 22:43 on Apr 2, 2016 |
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Apr 2, 2016 22:38
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pseudanonymous posted:I have to say, I love how the wheel turns, and former heroes of the swarm are now vilified. It seems like what CO2 did was kind of lovely, but at the same time, Goons thrive on persecution. The best way to defeat the swarm would be to just ignore it. I dunno how many vets have ret vetted as a result of this attack, but I'd be suprised if its less than 100 goons returning to the fold. Pretty disappointing if Goons fail to pull more vets back than PL.
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Apr 2, 2016 22:45
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HENGRY BUNG posted:Holy poo poo the try hard edginess in DBRB's stream is next level. Ahhh Boat, still making rookie mistakes in TYOOL 2016. "Global- Archon entosising the node in this system. Solo Archon. Yeah- 400 neuts in Local" "Why didn't anyone say there were 300 TEST interceptors in Local?"
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Apr 2, 2016 23:02
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pseudanonymous posted:I lowballed it. Thank god you're still here spewing poo poo 18 months after I quit playing. I'm surprised you haven't gotten some kind of infection or something, I'm assuming your entire house must be literally full of poo poo, i.e. if someone looks through the windows all they see is brown. Who are you again?
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Apr 2, 2016 23:24
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crew posted:Maybe internally but to the rest of eve they are one and the same Who is the "rest of EVE" exactly, and who represented you to speak for them? Also- if the Imperium by and large "gives no gently caress what anyone not in the Imperium thinks" why do you think anyone outside of the Imperium gives a poo poo what the Imperium thinks? Spoiler- They don't. Duzzy Funlop posted:Like, dragondude, please just step outside the eve thread for a second and get some value out of your I don't "dislike" EVE Goons per se- I just have a differing view than most of them (I've been on both sides of the fence), hearing your average Waffe or ~valued ally~ talk about PL was pretty hilarious before I got shitpurged out of there though. I laughed at the nerds who got dunked in Daras, just like I laughed at the PL dudes in B-R. Remaining objective to the opposing side isn't really a thing most EVE players 'get' and honestly, then there's that other group that actually has real hate for dudes because of differing alliance tickers. Xolve fucked around with this message at 01:32 on Apr 3, 2016 |
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Apr 3, 2016 01:28
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. I understand that it must scare you to venture too deeply into the depths that the evil goons hail from, but - and I understand that this must come as a shock - not everyone on SA is in Goonwaffe. There are a whole bunch of chill posters on these here forums that dislike eve goons, like Xolve, or Uba or Salastil and whatnot, I'm sure they can confirm to you that it's perfectly fine to read and post on other subforums.
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crew posted:No mad PL boys its ok to have allies and diplomacy Shooting people is more fun, try it sometime!
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Apr 3, 2016 01:33
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vyst posted:I'm pretty sure you were a loose j4g. I can't see your regdate on my phone I gotchu fam  Dalael posted:Hi friend, have you ever been in r/eve? Normally, I'd say something like viewing r/eve as a Goon would be like viewing this thread as a non-Goon, but I'm sure some superstar poster would make me regret doing that fairly quickly. r/eve is pretty horrible in all regards, there's the occasional goodpost there, but the poo poo you have to wade through to find those gems is often not worth it; however, playing EVE for either side makes you objectively biased to the other side automatically- no amount of hurfing and/or blurfing from ~the enemy~ is going to make you unbelieve what you spent a soul-crushing amount of time doing- despite that, both sites are circlejerks for their respective 'side' to the non-player and trying to convince them (or the opposition) that it's not is just an exercise in futility. That being said, I'd rather bathe in Ullerm goodposts here, and tolerate r/eve than ever, ever, ever visit FHC. Unfunny Poster posted:I paid 10bux to Xolve fucked around with this message at 02:57 on Apr 3, 2016 |
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Apr 3, 2016 02:50
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Ice Fist posted:What does this mean? I'm not up to date on patches and poo poo. Capitals are going to be great for stomping bugs and avenging Buenos Aires from the attack launched by Klendathu. Would you like to know more?
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Apr 3, 2016 04:04
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Syndic Thrass posted:Я хочу чтобы вы облили меня кленовым сиропом и улыбнулись. ...but do I have to smile?
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Apr 3, 2016 04:06
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Ice Fist posted:Judging by the amount of hurfing going on in this thread? Both sides are winning and Pretty much every EVE war ever, right here.
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Apr 3, 2016 08:29
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FruitNYogurtParfait posted:vee, a guy i've personally seen innumerable times limit his fleets so he can even get a fight at all, only fights if its a guaranteed win lmbo your brain is so messed up and wrong This is thing for most competent FCs because EVE is full of spineless cowards who STILL give a poo poo about losing ships because of pointless stats on a killboard. FruitNYogurtParfait posted:not if vee is back Vee owns, he and Elise are probably the best FCs I've ever flown with. Not sure he can singlehandedly reverse the tide though, unless of course there's a Cruor invovled. Xolve fucked around with this message at 16:51 on Apr 3, 2016 |
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Apr 3, 2016 16:49
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vulvamancer posted:Wow you really slurped up what the "chat channel" said. This is really easy to verify, fly to every dyspro in Querious and see who owns them (hint: It's not Pandemic Horde). PH is full of spies and other bad people, and PL pays the bills. That's some impressive  you have there though.
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Apr 3, 2016 17:46
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Zephyrine posted:PL running anoms and mining in Deklein. Grath always wanted Fountain. Deklein? Pass.
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Apr 4, 2016 00:47
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Landsknecht posted:Yeah, but you don't have to hold fade, PB, and half of tribute like you do for dek Can you no longer mid from NPC Pure Blind (I really don't remember ly distances from PB => Dek, and cba to look)?  crew posted:All we have to do is make it a miserable, long drawn out experience so it doesnt happen often If you're doing anything, it's quite the opposite of this.
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Apr 4, 2016 04:45
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Apr 4, 2016 07:05
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Tim Jong-un posted:Im afraid the horn was tooted already. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hbfnNy9dm2k
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Apr 4, 2016 08:05
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Comstar posted:I find it hard to believe that "didn't want that sov anyway" while the front lines from Deklien are still 20 jumps away. There's a hell of a lot of people coming back on both sides to see the big battles IN a long war of attrition. CCP needs the numbers, they don't care who supplies them, and they will assist the Imperiam just as much if not more- they have professional Scope propaganda on the Imperiam's side, twice in a week! They want this war more than anyone else. This isn't really a war of attrition right now though, it's a poo poo stomp. Maybe once the 'Good Guys' get to Deklein and there's some maneuvering, strategic use of the supers, and other various things that make war interesting- but right now, this is just FW on a larger scale (someone is actually losing their space, and not some fake, forced tug of war). GaussianCopula posted:I'd say following their Washington analogy for someone who successfully used a Fabian strategy, they are hoping for a Battle of Saratoga type event that gets someone still neutral (more Russians?) to back them. What the Imperium needs is a newbie drive and an OP worthy of one.
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Apr 4, 2016 08:55
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GaussianCopula posted:In this case the deciding resources are players logging into the game, which means that the strategy of the Imperium clashes with the goals of CCP, because they want less people (preferably on the side attackers side) to login each day. Except, that this is going to be the exact opposite of what's going to happen. Sit idly by and watch it burn, hell bring some marshmallows and make smores- but if you think there's a group in EVE that's suddenly going to not want to login and burn down the Imperium's castle... you're delusional.
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Apr 4, 2016 09:35
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Shimrra Jamaane posted:Should have just figured out an acronym that still spelled out CFC. So that's the book I've read snide remarks about. It looks like a pretty cool thing as far as dumb space nerd poo poo goes, why did it fail? And the name change predated this kickstarter by over a year. A number of reasons, depending who you ask: -Backlash from Sion KitsuAnimePrincess's post on why r/eve isn't a 'real' community -Weird stretch goals, including partying with Mittens & Co. -Poor project management (something, something publicist making strange rewards, RMT blah blah) -Chapter previews were garbage apparently -Underwhelming Author -It was a boring war That's the short list anyway.
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Apr 4, 2016 10:02
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Shimrra Jamaane posted:Just write a book about the Great War 1 and 2, that had enough exciting twists and turns and colorful characters to make a good story. Just about everyone with some sense said this at the time. Also- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aMnItBzp1bw
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Apr 4, 2016 10:05
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Zephyrine posted:Yes before that, reddit was climbing over one another to hand Mittens $110 000. Sadly Sion alienated them. I mean, if I were trying to crowd source a terrible EVE novel, I don't think insulting the largest player driven echo chamber would be on the top of my priority list. Get money. Kill nerds. Talk poo poo. Tokyo Sexwhale posted:To be fair with the "no sions allowed" rule, sion kumitomo is a terrible person, and ranks up there with digi as both are often wrong, misguided, and lovely people to interact with. I once received a wall of text digi post in this very forum, about how unimportant I am. It moved me.
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Apr 4, 2016 10:47
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WhoNeedsAName posted:I'm probably wrong but was it not DurrHurrDurr? That was indeed DHD. Also, maybe, Remedial post-wedding?
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Apr 4, 2016 10:49
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Endie posted:I think that you're thinking of DurrHurrDurr. He ate two KFC double-downs, which are not something we have in the name but the name says a lot to us in the context of US cuisine.   Somehow, this monster isn't nearly as horrible for you as literally anything on the Carl's Jr. menu.  Yes, that's a burger smothered in cheese and bacon with fried chicken patties for bread or... a heart attack before 30. Whichever you prefer. Xolve fucked around with this message at 11:00 on Apr 4, 2016 |
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Apr 4, 2016 10:56
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Siets posted:Assuming you aren't a gimmick account I'm not sure why you post here. Not only is it abundantly clear that the gameplay culture here differs from your own, you also throw hissy fits at everything. I thought he was just indirectly spreading the message that 
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Apr 4, 2016 17:41
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Eonwe posted:so basically, what happened was we were playing Archeage So in an EVE context, Kim got the boot because he'd rather slay nerds than rat/fish in peace. This pretty much meets my expectation of the Imperium.
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Apr 4, 2016 18:26
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Eonwe posted:can you guys explain why the other factions couldn't hold your territory You actually have to use your space to keep ADMs (active defense multipliers) high, afaik every ADM level adds an additional 10 minutes to the capture timer. This means the 'Good Guys' would have to rat, mine and use their space instead of just setting up a shanty town and waiting to see what the CFC/Imperium reaction will be. Honestly, I think it's pretty foolhardy to think that the invaders are looking to setup a permanent shop there, and instead they will just install groups that always wanted space, but couldn't take it or just let the people that want it move in. Honestly, a nullsec full of random groups of people all fighting their little tribal wars is a lot more fun than one coalition owning 'the galactic north'. Maybe this shake up will be the kick in the rear end CCP needs to 'fix' otherwise underwhelming nullsec income. The worst case scenario and the best case scenario both involve Goons losing all their space. Siets posted:-TEST and other groups do not have SRP. In the long-run, their wallets will wear down and their fleet numbers will decrease. The Imperium is fabulously wealthy and can sustain long war efforts like no other entity in the game. Crushing the will of others via a long war of attrition that eventually wears them down where we march on has been the name of our game for the past decade. Unless TEST changes their culture from "lolbertarian bootstraps!" to a similar socialist SRP program to match our game, they simply will lose in the long run (as they have in the past.) I don't expect many of you to agree with me on this- but honestly, flying in groups without SRP makes people gently caress up less and overall contributes to a better EVE experience. That being said, groups have lived and thrived for years without it, so it's not like some big Achilles heel everyone tries to make it out to be. Xolve fucked around with this message at 18:58 on Apr 4, 2016 |
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Richard Bong posted:I pretty much see you guys being the first to pop one of those and look forward to the eve-o/reddit whining about loot recovery and citadel defenses from the recently displaced. I personally hope the first citadel gets popped and some weird 'the logs show nothing' poo poo happens and they actually lose all their poo poo. It's been a while since EVE players have experienced actual loss that mattered.
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FruitNYogurtParfait posted:being risk averse is not competency dude no matter how much you believe it so That's not really what I was trying to say at all- more that people in non-SRP'd fleets actually do things like pay attention, follow simple instruction, etc. and often shy away from things like... overheating your MWD Scimitar directly into the enemy for SRP payouts. I wouldn't call this competency, I'd call it 'focus' (I guess?) Xolve fucked around with this message at 19:55 on Apr 4, 2016 |
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Apr 4, 2016 19:53
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FruitNYogurtParfait posted:competency is not lost or gained by dint of communism, you realize this right I don't know how to explain this without drawing awful parallels between EVE and real life. So I'm not going to, the point was people can exist without SRP- whatever anecdotal poo poo about ~muh preference~ I tied onto that doesn't really matter. gently caress.
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Nietzschean posted:So what is the alternative in your mind? Don't fly poo poo you can't afford to lose? Don't play EVE if you have poo poo to do in the next 4-384712 hours? Nietzschean posted:Back when I first picked up this game in like 2008 or something I did a brief stint in a lowsec ~pirate~ corp that was also enrolled in faction warfare. The corp was small, and basically the CEO was our FC is ever we got together in a fleet together. There was no comms, just typed names in fleet chat to shoot. This was a gang of like 5 people at the most, and we were in small poo poo like t1 cruisers. It was pretty much the same in the 20-50 man fw fleets that I would sometimes join: it was just sort of assumed that everyone did whatever the purpose of their ship was, while at the time I really wanted to whore on killmails so I flew a griffin with a small smartbomb and jammed every enemy while shooting every friendly and either no one noticed or no one cared and in either respect no one ever yelled at me about it because there was no comms. Pretty sure this is goonfucking in TYOOL 2016.
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OAquinas posted:Yeah. I'm just about to unwin eve, but my toddlers may keep me from being successful at that. Toddlers and/or Wife- depending on the day.
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