shit_that_didnt_happen.txt: I'm finding it very hard to immerse myself in the lie.

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Bargearse: Nov 27, 2006; 🛑 Don't get your pen🖊️, son, you won't be 👌 needing that 😌. My 🥡 order's 💁 simple😉, a shitload 💩 of dim sims 🌯🀄. And I want a bucket 🪣 of soya sauce☕😋.

I don't for one second believe that the Santa thing actually happened, but it's a fun story.

# ¿ Dec 25, 2016 12:09

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# ¿ Apr 27, 2024 18:08

Bargearse: Nov 27, 2006; 🛑 Don't get your pen🖊️, son, you won't be 👌 needing that 😌. My 🥡 order's 💁 simple😉, a shitload 💩 of dim sims 🌯🀄. And I want a bucket 🪣 of soya sauce☕😋.

Biplane posted:

My grandma told me the year before she died that she low key hosed german soldiers during the occupation of norway in exchange for cigarettes and candy, at 16. Grandma...

My grandpa was a German soldier who spent some time in a Russian prison camp, developed a strong hatred of both fascism and communism, then moved to Australia the first chance he got.

Sadly I didn't hear many stories from him. He didn't really talk about it much unless you directly asked him, and he died when I was too young to appreciate them.

# ¿ Feb 4, 2017 02:02

Bargearse: Nov 27, 2006; 🛑 Don't get your pen🖊️, son, you won't be 👌 needing that 😌. My 🥡 order's 💁 simple😉, a shitload 💩 of dim sims 🌯🀄. And I want a bucket 🪣 of soya sauce☕😋.

walrusman posted:

My grandmother was a south Vietnamese child prostitute at the second battle of Antietam when she met my grandfather, who was a 2nd-century Roman centurion whose parents had been devout Shintoists until they were killed by a runaway steam locomotive. Anyway, long story short, I was raised worshiping Xangorp, God-Emperor of Space, and that made for some awkward Christmases, let me tell you!

Sounds plausible.

# ¿ Feb 4, 2017 04:11

Bargearse: Nov 27, 2006; 🛑 Don't get your pen🖊️, son, you won't be 👌 needing that 😌. My 🥡 order's 💁 simple😉, a shitload 💩 of dim sims 🌯🀄. And I want a bucket 🪣 of soya sauce☕😋.

Khazar-khum posted:

Civics

Volunteering at a Salvos store / Goodwill and half-assing a few days work didn't occur to him at any point?

# ¿ Feb 4, 2017 10:53

Bargearse: Nov 27, 2006; 🛑 Don't get your pen🖊️, son, you won't be 👌 needing that 😌. My 🥡 order's 💁 simple😉, a shitload 💩 of dim sims 🌯🀄. And I want a bucket 🪣 of soya sauce☕😋.

snergle posted:

why did he move to austrailia if he hated facism?

We still pretended we had a functioning democracy then.

# ¿ Feb 13, 2017 23:03

Bargearse: Nov 27, 2006; 🛑 Don't get your pen🖊️, son, you won't be 👌 needing that 😌. My 🥡 order's 💁 simple😉, a shitload 💩 of dim sims 🌯🀄. And I want a bucket 🪣 of soya sauce☕😋.

Last time I encountered Mormon missionaries, a short, polite "no thanks, but you guys have a good one" was all it took.

# ¿ Jun 12, 2017 10:14

Bargearse: Nov 27, 2006; 🛑 Don't get your pen🖊️, son, you won't be 👌 needing that 😌. My 🥡 order's 💁 simple😉, a shitload 💩 of dim sims 🌯🀄. And I want a bucket 🪣 of soya sauce☕😋.

ghost emoji posted:

Don�t the staff have zero control over the music at most places?

# ¿ May 7, 2019 00:27

Bargearse: Nov 27, 2006; 🛑 Don't get your pen🖊️, son, you won't be 👌 needing that 😌. My 🥡 order's 💁 simple😉, a shitload 💩 of dim sims 🌯🀄. And I want a bucket 🪣 of soya sauce☕😋.

Last time I had a dream I thought was worth writing down, it was an idea for a TV show that would have been a combination of The 100 and Battlestar Galactica and probably would have sucked.

# ¿ Sep 12, 2019 01:26

Bargearse: Nov 27, 2006; 🛑 Don't get your pen🖊️, son, you won't be 👌 needing that 😌. My 🥡 order's 💁 simple😉, a shitload 💩 of dim sims 🌯🀄. And I want a bucket 🪣 of soya sauce☕😋.

I swear I must be the only one who finds them even slightly interesting.

# ¿ Sep 12, 2019 04:37

Bargearse: Nov 27, 2006; 🛑 Don't get your pen🖊️, son, you won't be 👌 needing that 😌. My 🥡 order's 💁 simple😉, a shitload 💩 of dim sims 🌯🀄. And I want a bucket 🪣 of soya sauce☕😋.

That one falls under �almost certainly didn�t happen but anti-maskers would be dumb enough to fall for it if it did�

# ¿ Aug 1, 2021 05:24

Bargearse: Nov 27, 2006; 🛑 Don't get your pen🖊️, son, you won't be 👌 needing that 😌. My 🥡 order's 💁 simple😉, a shitload 💩 of dim sims 🌯🀄. And I want a bucket 🪣 of soya sauce☕😋.

Detective No. 27 posted:

https://twitter.com/jeanettehayes/status/1496598200618213379?t=AItjLkdcwv4utjOxlZM9Vg&s=19

That�s absolutely something I would have said as a 14 year old, but I was a very strange 14 year old.

# ¿ Feb 28, 2022 09:48

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# ¿ Apr 27, 2024 18:08

Bargearse: Nov 27, 2006; 🛑 Don't get your pen🖊️, son, you won't be 👌 needing that 😌. My 🥡 order's 💁 simple😉, a shitload 💩 of dim sims 🌯🀄. And I want a bucket 🪣 of soya sauce☕😋.

�Everybody was dying laughing� is the only part of this that I don�t believe.

# ¿ Nov 28, 2023 22:05

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