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quote:I just wasted 10 minutes of my life on this. How the hell did that take 10 minutes to read? 
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The only way you wait less than an hour in Canada is if you're bleeding allover the place.
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Aug 7, 2016 23:32
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A badly placed slap will cause some terrible ringing in the ears. It'd also probably be pretty hard to act if dipshit just slapped the poo poo out of you by accident.
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Sep 12, 2016 00:31
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Hardcordion posted:
With kids that age? It'd be pretty easy. You can pick kids up and carry them around while they sleep.
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Oct 5, 2016 21:22
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dads_work_files posted:Dungeons and Dragons stories are somehow even worse than people telling you about their dreams. It took me an embarrassingly long time to figure that poo poo out. Maybe even 17. The only people who want to hear about your D&D character are the people who were there.
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Oct 13, 2016 03:52
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food court bailiff posted:Who the gently caress is willingly playing in games that are DMed like that? Like....the "got lost in a forest with only one road" thing - who makes players roll to follow a road? People who play nerdgames are so loving dumb 99% of the time. Lost in a one road forest I can see. "poo poo guys, gently caress this road it winds around forever. Let's just cut across here and we'll be there in no time flat."
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Oct 13, 2016 17:42
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Leavemywife posted:Does anyone have the Oppa Homeless Style stdh sitting around? That one always gives me a laugh. 
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Dec 7, 2016 03:41
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It's a history lesson. It's an 'istory lesson. It depends on how you say it.
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Feb 8, 2017 06:37
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YA BOY ETHAN COUCH posted:After some back and forth, my post was deleted on the grounds that I "insulted other members". Woah woah. You may have hurt their feelings. Think about other peoples feelings for once 
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Feb 18, 2017 00:05
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GOTTA STAY FAI posted:More and more people are figuring out that you can write poo poo like this and then post a screencap on social media, calling for outrage. It's so goddamn annoying. My biggest complaint about the image in question is that it's never okay to trash books
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Mar 2, 2017 22:17
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Handsome Ralph posted:EDIT: Beaten! quote:Best part is this was the second note. She corrected the teacher that it was Hanzo, not Hanso. 
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Mar 17, 2017 19:32
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Thrifting Day! posted:Here's a headline This would never happen. Ever. 
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Apr 17, 2017 01:10
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Solice Kirsk posted:Sure that kid avoided this fight, but come high school he's gonna be wearing his underwear for a hat. If you do it right, you only have to do it once. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HpVOXITW-Xc
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Jun 5, 2017 05:55
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Better than Skweezy Jibbs Jr.
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Jun 8, 2017 17:53
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All my experiences with missionaries suggests that unless the musical is covered in their book there is no way they can turn it into a talking point.
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Jun 11, 2017 19:50
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RenegadeStyle1 posted:He's know 12 people who were killed or maimed by seatbelts? How could that even be possible, why would you make up such an obvious lie? Maybe real terrible drivers hang together?
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Jun 24, 2017 02:52
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life is killing me posted:Crazy guy using the hilt of a sword to try and cut his wrists, a sword which is not all sharp on the hilt or even the blade because it's fake, doesn't surprise me nearly as much as someone thinking that a fictitious sword would sound right at home with a statue of George Washington. Why wouldn't a statue of George Washington have a sword? The first thought in my mind is him with a sword.
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Aug 9, 2017 16:30
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Jerry Cotton posted:Hmm something like this?  
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Aug 19, 2017 19:58
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My parents are high level government officials and I could have just had him black bagged 
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Aug 20, 2017 18:16
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This is why I prefer automated checkouts myself. Any time anybody greets me with a smile I break down in tears.
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Aug 21, 2017 20:38
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Jerry Cotton posted:If someone said it was in a Metal Gear Solid game I'd believe it. My friend told me about the events leading up to the end of MGS2, and I thought he was full of poo poo. Later that day, we went back to his place and played through it, and my jaw hit the floor. What the christ Kojima.
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Aug 23, 2017 17:16
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[/quote] Have you ever worked in a kitchen? Because that's a very believable story. That STDH, or STWontH is his boss letting him sack the piece of poo poo employee.
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Aug 23, 2017 17:18
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life is killing me posted:Joke's on the writer for being willing to wait for ten minutes with no one acknowledging her and then also insinuating that food theft is fine I got the impression they left the pizza and the manager was all "Woah, you we made you a pizza, pay for it."
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Sep 10, 2017 00:06
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I have read that thing like six times, and I still have no idea what's going on.
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Oct 17, 2017 00:07
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Just send an invoice back billing for 2 hours at $250/h. "Why did you waste my time if I you immediately knew I was underqualified? VCAT has already been notified."
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Nov 17, 2017 23:05
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When I was six, I ate a big rear end glob of wasabi not knowing what it was. All the asians just laughed at me.
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Dec 22, 2017 07:48
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Haifisch posted:"When I am in danger of getting shot, I totally turn into Rambo or John Wick." Ftfy
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Jan 28, 2018 07:30
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DavidAlltheTime posted:You didn't notice you were holding a paper tube, then eating a paper tube, and the tube was filled with little bitter bits and a filter? You still ate it? Kids are loving dumb.
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Feb 6, 2018 18:10
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Fathis Munk posted:They might be happy to explain it but I've heard it all before and no there isn't. I refuse to believe it wasn't 
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Feb 14, 2018 12:17
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Ein cooler Typ posted:my kid is so smart I dunno how old I was, but I discovered Santa and Easter bunny were the same person because their handwriting was the same.
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Apr 25, 2018 22:33
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 quote:I live in Queens NY where parking is really hard to find. I had my blinker on for 2 minutes in front of the spot but had to move up slightly to let other cars pass. A woman in an enormous red truck tried to steal my spot so I got out of the car and confronted her. She told me to gently caress off and find a new spot (accompanied with the middle finger). I knew her truck was too large and would block the driveway in front of her so I didn't say anything. I went back (after finding a new spot) and called the tow company's number listed on the gate of the driveway. The tow truck came within 20 minutes and towed her truck. I know it's petty, but if she hadn't been so rude I wouldn't have done it.
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May 8, 2018 04:48
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Should be illegal tell your children that they'd be lucky to work at DQ.
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May 11, 2018 07:33
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May 12, 2018 07:09
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AlbieQuirky posted:
I will hang my head in shame. Because I was obviously not thinking critically when I posted that. 
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May 13, 2018 05:29
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I like how he found things worth $600.
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May 21, 2018 18:44
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I'm not a locksmith, but word on the street is that masterlock is the most trash outside of a dollar store lock that doesn't have pins.
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May 21, 2018 21:51
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I can see that exchange happening. Narcissistic woman and "alpha male" exchanging blows. The true STDH is either side being a winner.
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May 21, 2018 22:48
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Kevin Palpatine posted:have fun explaining to your kids what a strap-on is, I guess "Ehh, I'll tell you when you're older." Taking babies to the movies is unacceptable though. Both for the crying and the fact it's probably way too loud for their developing ears.
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May 26, 2018 19:53
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I will admit I didn't go to college, but wouldn't/shouldn't parents stay out of orientation?
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Zipperelli. posted:
I like to imagine their eyes gloss over, and they stare off into the distance as they relay what they see. "I see a child..."
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