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I'm going t leave this here in case anyone needs to deal with stdh in their personal life. https://twitter.com/softsynthbear/status/1116843758945878017?s=19
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# ¿ Apr 13, 2019 22:10 |
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# ¿ May 12, 2024 01:50 |
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Furia posted:What the hell did Rowling do? She keeps revealing facts no one needed to hear. Like that wizards didn't use toilets until recently and used to just magic the poop out of their bodies. Or that Dumbledore and Wizard Hitler used to gently caress like cats in heat.
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# ¿ Apr 14, 2019 15:43 |
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ElGroucho posted:If I still had a bunch of TMNT shirts and posters and stickers and poo poo at age 35, I'd kindly ask one of you to throw me off a cliff. I sometimes wonder what this girl is up to now https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Iz3m_7ozhNo She's gotta be in her early 40s by now. Air Skwirl has a new favorite as of 19:48 on Apr 14, 2019 |
# ¿ Apr 14, 2019 19:46 |
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LeGuin at least probably wouldn't be retweeting TERFs.
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# ¿ Apr 14, 2019 19:49 |
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AlbieQuirky posted:Kind of bars you go to where people stand when the TV plays the Star Spangled Banner? When I'm watching sports at a bar I always stand for the national anthem, because I'm in line for a urinal, or peeing.
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# ¿ Apr 16, 2019 00:10 |
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Edgar Allen Ho posted:If you are in a mixed group during US team/canadian team NHL game it is the law to obnoxiously scream along to your anthem imo Do they play the national anthem before every hockey game? Do they play both when it's a Canadian team and a US team?
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# ¿ Apr 16, 2019 00:21 |
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It's a pretty cool looking cake. I could see a small child flipping out if they were promised one and not getting it. None of the rest seems likely.
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# ¿ Apr 17, 2019 20:59 |
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From the IOSM thread As someone said there, the least believable parts are, 1) Him going to a pub, and 2) him having a friend.
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# ¿ Apr 20, 2019 00:50 |
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Splicer posted:Did he ever say why he did it? I'm going with "he was 17."
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# ¿ May 7, 2019 07:55 |
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If it happened like he said (it didn't) she should have charged him for a well drink even if she accidentally poured top shelf. I seriously don't know how a bartender would screw that up though, most of what they'd be pouring would well cocktails probably.
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# ¿ May 25, 2019 21:44 |
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I just don't buy the bartender insisting they pay for the more expensive drink. I've never been a cocktail bartender, but I've accidentally poured the wrong beer before and the only way I'd charge the customer something different than what they'd ordered is if I gave them something cheaper and then I'd charge them less. I've had loving cheapskates too, and they'd make you pour out the drink and make a new one with the cheap stuff, like best possible circumstances is you are still pouring a seven dollar drink down the drain instead of taking 3.50.
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# ¿ May 26, 2019 02:15 |
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I worked at a place that had both red and white Zinfandel on the "by the glass" list, so when someone ordered "the red Zin" their friend asked for "the red Cab[ernet]"
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# ¿ May 27, 2019 04:44 |
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chitoryu12 posted:If you lied, would they know? If they got caught it's probably an assault charge bare minimum.
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# ¿ May 30, 2019 03:55 |
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Jurgan posted:40 ounces a day isn’t that much... It's like a quarter pound of sugar.
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# ¿ May 30, 2019 21:01 |
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Or you could drink water instead.
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# ¿ May 31, 2019 00:19 |
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Edgar Allen Ho posted:It does, but it doesn’t do so at a higher rate than regular soda. There’s a weird line of thinking where people want diet soda to be unhealthier than regular soda for some reason. I've never thought it was worse than regular soda, I've just thought it terrible enough that you shouldn't think you're being "healthy" by drinking diet soda.
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# ¿ May 31, 2019 04:35 |
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Bobby Digital posted:Yes that is how sweet tea works. The one southerner I knew who made his own insisted it didn't have enough sugar until the straw sticks upright in it.
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# ¿ Jun 1, 2019 00:52 |
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Jurgan posted:Amazingly, one of the most accurate and respectful portrayals was on South Park. Well, if they went with the stereotype of just say "poo poo gently caress balls" at random, how would anyone know they were different from the rest of the characters?
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# ¿ Jun 2, 2019 22:52 |
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LITERALLY A BIRD posted:I suspect the "said a prayer" bit indicates this is a parody of other stdh but nonetheless He's literally a country mouse.
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# ¿ Jun 4, 2019 20:36 |
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CROWS EVERYWHERE posted:I did when I was around that age because it looked cool and I was desperate to express my uniqueness through my handwriting. Were you also a xenophobic racist at ten?
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# ¿ Jun 22, 2019 04:28 |
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https://twitter.com/IGD_News/status/1146561959048802304?s=19 I too am the first leftist to read an economics text book.
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# ¿ Jul 4, 2019 07:29 |
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3.14 is close enough for intercontinental missiles, so 3.11 is probably close enough for anyone else.
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# ¿ Jul 6, 2019 08:50 |
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Stoatbringer posted:How hard is it to miss a continent, though? It's for calculating the diameter of the cake at the Yemeni wedding.
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# ¿ Jul 6, 2019 22:49 |
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bike tory posted:That seems totally plausible? Yeah Richard Garriot (creator of MTG) proposed to his wife with a custom card. Some nerd back in the 80s managed to get a custom tetris cartridge made for a Gameboy that featured a proposal when his girlfriend beat it. A single custom card seems easy as hell. I bet dome companies would do it for free if approached correctly. If not a decent looking counterfeit is probably way cheaper then renting the billboard at a baseball game or whatever.
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# ¿ Jul 13, 2019 03:17 |
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Len posted:Well forgive me for just assuming it was some bullshit posted on Reddit for upvotes for whatever reason. I just don't believe good things can come out of this hell timeline It might be, but it's a simple enough thing you'd have to start assuming that about every cute proposal story. And that way lies madness.
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# ¿ Jul 13, 2019 03:35 |
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kimbo305 posted:Richard Garfield? Yeah, Gariott's the Ultima guy, right?
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# ¿ Jul 13, 2019 04:16 |
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Pneub posted:Billy Mitchell. No, he wrote Piano Man.
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# ¿ Jul 13, 2019 06:39 |
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Pneub posted:No that's Billy Idol. That's the female tennis player that beat Bobby Riggs.
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# ¿ Jul 13, 2019 19:33 |
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Garrand posted:Oh god, I spent like half of that thinking it was one of those things where the 6 year old randomly has a fascination with the garbagemen. This makes it sound like a much more believable story.
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# ¿ Aug 21, 2019 08:16 |
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https://twitter.com/redditships/status/1164235891348582400?s=20 This was a fake "Dear Abby" question like a couple decades ago from a woman engaged to a mortician.
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# ¿ Aug 21, 2019 19:36 |
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Why would you wait in the garage and not by where your sister would pick up her checked luggage?
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# ¿ Sep 2, 2019 15:53 |
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Bobby Digital posted:In the US at least, airport police tend to get a bit antsy if you park and wait for arrivals. What? No they don't. Baggage claim is always full of people waiting for friends and family to get off the plane. Unless you mean they get antsy if you wait in the parking garage. Which yeah, I could see. Most airports have a cellphone lot where you wait to get a phonecall to pick someone up. But no one is walking around there and there wouldn't be anywhere to run off to.
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# ¿ Sep 2, 2019 16:24 |
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Bobby Digital posted:I meant waiting in your car at the curb. Obviously you can park in the garage and go inside to meet people. Oh yeah, you aren't allowed to wait at the curb. I was saying, if you're already parked in the garage, what kind of rear end in a top hat doesn't go meet their sister inside?
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# ¿ Sep 2, 2019 23:11 |
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NtotheTC posted:There are drill sargeants at bible camp? A drill sergeant is basically someone who screams at you and constantly uses racist and homophobic comments to get you to work harder, so yeah probably
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# ¿ Sep 5, 2019 08:30 |
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AlbieQuirky posted:Reductress is a parody site. Like The Onion, but parodying websites aimed at women, not just media in general. The post is about the comment posted below the article title.
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# ¿ Sep 10, 2019 08:32 |
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I believe the waking up part and seeing your cats staring at the door, because they'll just stare at poo poo.
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# ¿ Sep 10, 2019 22:51 |
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TheKennedys posted:my idiot orange cat is currently staring intently at absolutely nothing in a corner of the kitchen, can confirm Ahh, my idiot cat is orange too. Why are orange cats both the best cats and the dumbest?
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# ¿ Sep 10, 2019 23:23 |
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Anything less than 10 bucks in Seattle you can still check stuff out, and you only have to pay down to 9.99 to be able to check stuff out again. But if it's in one of those places where Republicans try and drug test people with food stamps I wouldn't be surprised if they had a zero tolerance policy towards late fees.
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# ¿ Sep 20, 2019 22:34 |
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Tunicate posted:A big name celebrity! I almost believe that one. Cops aren't very smart and are celebrity whores.
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# ¿ Oct 2, 2019 05:11 |
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life is killing me posted:Not to be a complete 35 year-old here, but who the living gently caress is Shawn Mendes Singer.
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# ¿ Oct 2, 2019 22:24 |