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sebmojo posted:Mousing left hand is a really good way to prevent OOS. it's no good for gaming but fine for work once you're used to it. I just can't. Lord knows I have tried. My Dad (rest in peace) was a southmouser and that anything else was absurd. (He also hated the keypad.)
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# ¿ Jan 23, 2018 06:35 |
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# ¿ May 15, 2024 06:06 |
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Elizabethan Error posted:it's Magemage, you're both being redundant <hides under his desk in the hopes a mod doesn't stop by>
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# ¿ Jan 26, 2018 06:33 |
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Volcott posted:Since we're on the topic, I'd like to confirm something. When someone adopts a new gender identity, do you use that identity when referring to events in the past when they had not yet done so? Case by case basis. Although those that don't like it refer to it, perjatorively, as deadnaming.
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# ¿ Jan 26, 2018 10:10 |
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Fathis Munk posted:Idg the phagocytosis one, how do you pronounce that word for it to make a class giggle?! Imagine the first syllable being heard as a homophobic slur.
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# ¿ Jan 26, 2018 10:11 |
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Fathis Munk posted:Oh that's it? Disappointing. Yeah, innit? dovetaile posted:Deadnaming is actually just using the trans person's old name! We uh we don't like it when you do that. Sorry about that. I clearly did NOT grok in fullness. The trans woman I used to date was confusing. She used a gender-shifted spelling of her previous name (which sounded exactly the same).
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# ¿ Jan 26, 2018 11:20 |
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TheMostFrench posted:Security didn't even ask the guy the recite it from memory, which he did successfully with hand on heart, followed by everyone in the queue singing the US national anthem? STDH isn't what it used to be! Nor did anyone salute Einstein for being a veteran and offer to pay for his plane ticket, which didn't matter, since the airline gave him free first class passage because of his service which was handy since he needed his carry-on bag full of guns he used to kill bin Laden...
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# ¿ Jan 27, 2018 21:57 |
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ilmucche posted:So you want us to use your mom? I call seconds!
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# ¿ Jan 29, 2018 13:03 |
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THE BIG DOG DADDY posted:I got a tip for you: abandon your poor rear end friends No, pour rear end friends is a French term, you uncultured boor!
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# ¿ Jan 30, 2018 06:47 |
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Drunk Tomato posted:"Guy Gets a Letter From The Pentagon" But a Pentagon is that mall place with sticky sweet rolls.
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# ¿ Jan 31, 2018 05:10 |
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gschmidl posted:That was Lupus. No, it's never lupus.
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# ¿ Jan 31, 2018 20:34 |
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LITERALLY A BIRD posted:I use both you're welcome and no problem they have different implications imo. You're welcome is sort of formal and gracious, while no problem is more of a friendly "I was happy to do it!" That's the same way I see it, and I am a little notorious for being rather informal whenever possible.
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# ¿ Feb 6, 2018 07:45 |
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Ibblebibble posted:I've just appropriated the Australian "No worries" and given myself a new problem. I'm worse. I tend to say "No wahala" (accent on the second syllable - It's Nigerian-American pidgin. Wahala is like headache and stress and worry all rolled into one). Actually, nobody's said anything about it. They just sort of smile at the sound of the word.
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# ¿ Feb 7, 2018 05:45 |
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Katt posted:I had an unfortunate acquaintance who celebrated 24 hours drug free. A few days later he stopped counting and then never talked about it again. Or worse, like back when I was married. I was trying to quit and had gone all day. I was hanging on by my fingernails when my wife looks at me and says "Jesus, you're being an rear end in a top hat. Wait, you haven't had a cigarette all day! Let me go get you some...", gets up, puts her coat on and heads out the door.
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# ¿ Feb 7, 2018 05:48 |
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Comptroll The Forums posted:Buddy, it's been three years. She's not coming back with cigarettes. She did come back. We got divorced two years later.
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# ¿ Feb 7, 2018 21:56 |
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Field Mousepad posted:Well why can't it be? Doesn't burn worth a drat?
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# ¿ Feb 7, 2018 22:31 |
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grittyreboot posted:I had an English teacher in high school that talk about how she would hold up the line at the grocery store to correct an employee's grammar, so I buy this 100%. Wait. How can someone be Antifa AND a neo-Nazi?
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# ¿ Feb 9, 2018 03:29 |
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Fathis Munk posted:Haha I love the people in this thread who hadn't previously encountered the "leftists are the true Nazis" narrative! In response I am going to refer to your avatar and avvie text. Because all I can see is, yeah, no.
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# ¿ Feb 11, 2018 12:28 |
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Antivehicular posted:I think I need to send my dad a "Thanks For Not Giving Me Saccharine Quasi-Sexual Nicknames and Making Everything About How Much I 'Loved My Daddy'" card now. Does Hallmark make those? You have a printer, right?
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# ¿ Mar 11, 2018 06:13 |
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Kevin Palpatine posted:they should just start hiring 5-year-olds to do bank security...they can give them adorable little pink kevlar vests and everything Barbie's First AR-15, with My Little Silencer and Polly Bumpstock.
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# ¿ Mar 24, 2018 02:39 |
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BrigadierSensible posted:As someone else on the internet, I must now tell you why I disagree with this post. And also how much I don't care about it. Repeatedly, and at length. HA! I didn't care before it became cool to not care. Sell out.
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# ¿ Mar 30, 2018 10:49 |
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I watched (for only about a minute) a racist fight break out in a showing of the first Candyman.
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# ¿ Apr 15, 2018 19:35 |
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Arivia posted:gonna be honest I can see this happening but I think the dude should have just driven away They couldn't though, because - A] They couldn't reinforce their basic compassion and B] They couldn't get acclaim and reposts on their wacky story.
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# ¿ Apr 17, 2018 20:16 |
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Furia posted:Hamlet but with a really short protagonist Hamlet atop a County Kildare brewing company? Hamlet On Rye Don't blame me. YOU STARTED IT! I LEARNED IT FROM YOU!
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# ¿ Apr 20, 2018 08:55 |
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Ein cooler Typ posted:I'm looking for a Chinese girl with green eyes. Jade green eyes...
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# ¿ Apr 20, 2018 18:21 |
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oldpainless posted:OTOH lollin at that fuckin fat bitch More like OldCompassionless.
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# ¿ Apr 22, 2018 05:04 |
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El Padrino posted:Is your girlfriend Albert Einstein Yeah, I am NOT standing up and gently caress clapping.
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# ¿ May 19, 2018 09:55 |
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RabbitWizard posted:Have to share this
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# ¿ Nov 19, 2018 15:52 |
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# ¿ May 15, 2024 06:06 |
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Dixville posted:Crystles absorb poo poo energy, this is then cleansed by sea water. Seems legit, not sure what your problem is! So, one crystal, five minutes and ALL the Goonposts go away? And some seawater will reset it?
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# ¿ Nov 26, 2018 00:56 |