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eating only apples posted:These are... 5 and 6 year olds, right? That's kindergarten age? I've worked with kids of that age and yeah no, what? That's where you call shenanigans? Not that someone can remember that much of kindergarten? I don't even remember what the room of my kindergarten looked like or the teacher or if I ever got in trouble? I do believe the kid would think his parents would be pissed if he went home with the word "fail" on his forehead though. Only if I were a parent it wouldn't be the kid I'd be mad at but the teacher because
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# ¿ Dec 19, 2017 06:17 |
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# ¿ May 13, 2024 02:49 |
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BioEnchanted posted:Why did that last person use a bandaid to stick their message to the wall? Did they not have sellotape? I assumed it was supposed to be a college kid because they're all awful people and probably didn't have tape. Source: I once secured a power strip to a wall using paper and Staples because proper tools were not available.
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# ¿ Dec 19, 2017 22:24 |
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LITERALLY A BIRD posted:Let's re-rail please. I need to see comments on this. I just have to know if they double down and add more poo poo that obviously didn't happen to the story.
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# ¿ Dec 22, 2017 04:57 |
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BIG FLUFFY DOG posted:I just want a compilation post/thread of all the goon-specific STDH. It would have to feature that goonette who used her parents silver company to become a super rich globe traveling detective
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# ¿ Feb 8, 2018 22:06 |
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I touched the poop on the camp story.quote:Except your nickname doesn't matter to the story at all either. It comes off as someone who really wanted a nickname but never got one trying to make it work. quote:Actually, that’s exactly what it was. I’d always wanted a nickname and never had one before.
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# ¿ Feb 8, 2018 22:40 |
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yeah I eat rear end posted:You infiltrated their lazy creative writing safe space, prepare to be banned. Eh it's Reddit I won't miss my account but it does make me feel better to have the author admit they invented the nickname and wanted to make it work.
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# ¿ Feb 8, 2018 23:30 |
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BIG FLUFFY DOG posted:Don't tease me unless you have a link! I don't have archives or search but this should give enough context to find it. https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3631118&pagenumber=80&perpage=40#post440297766
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# ¿ Feb 9, 2018 04:28 |
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Katt posted:
It's lovely that only mixed gendered meetings need three people. But it's clearly just written by a "but how do I talk to women" type
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# ¿ Feb 11, 2018 14:59 |
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I hate myself for googling it but apparently there's White Knights in MLP fandom? http://friendshipismagicfanon.wikia.com/wiki/White_Knights It doesn't really explain anything about how his teacher and random classmate knew about it though.
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# ¿ Feb 28, 2018 06:29 |
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kazil posted:The author is a woman... Doesn't mean it can't still be skeevy
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# ¿ Mar 9, 2018 03:32 |
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burial posted:Why IS that phrase in quotes? Is the implication that these girls aren’t in bad circumstances so much as they’re just trollops, or? I think "at risk" means they come from a poo poo homelife and they're most likely to get teen pregnant, become junkies, or otherwise gently caress up their lives
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# ¿ Mar 9, 2018 05:06 |
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It was better than the one where the kid got mistaken for Michael Jackson and went on stage to perform
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# ¿ Mar 11, 2018 13:13 |
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life is killing me posted:Lol who sends in resumes to work at Chipotle, like most minimum wage jobs they want to know your employment history and that's about it. Most minimum wage hellholes I was applying at early last year wanted full resumes. Why does a gas station need more than a one page application? Who knows but that's how it is now
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# ¿ Mar 16, 2018 21:42 |
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RoboRodent posted:When I was job hunting last spring, I ended up filling out quite a few personality quizzes, and it's the most frustrating thing. You just know there's some egghead in an office who has worked out the "ideal" profile of the "ideal" worker, and it's a system that's really only rewarding people who know how to play the system, or who get lucky. I had one that asked me to rate, on a scale from 1 (strongly disagree) to 5 (strongly agree), the statement "I am anxious most of the time." I have a diagnosed anxiety disorder. I feel anxious 100% of the time, except maybe sometimes when I'm asleep. I am absolutely positive that this falls into "questions a potential employer is not allowed to ask you." I got up from my computer, stormed around the apartment for about half an hour and considered ragequitting, then came back and finished the quiz. Pretty sure I lied on that question. Targets used to and might still ask what percent of politicians you think lie. Those tests are some of the most wtf poo poo
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# ¿ Mar 17, 2018 04:50 |
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walrusman posted:They don't need a resume or experience, they just want to know your skills and your work history! Those minimum wage hells already ask for all of that on the regular application you fill out. From my experience it goes like this: 1) Visit website and fill out application filling in job history and experience 2) then after filling out your job history and experience they ask you to submit a resume which contains everything you just gave them in step 1 only their algorithms gently caress the formatting so you have to edit it 3) then you take a multiple choice questionnaire that tells them if you'll be worthless or worth hiring Why bother having me fill out a resume twice just so I can play register jockey at a gas station for minimum wage and no employee benefits?
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# ¿ Mar 18, 2018 00:10 |
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Turtlicious posted:He was making a finger gun jesus christ. Ive never seen a finger gun where the thumb is in one Temple and the forefinger the other. Like I'm pretty sure the only way you could pull that off is if you palm a guy's face.
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# ¿ Mar 18, 2018 21:21 |
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Zipperelli. posted:What a dumbass story. How would she know who was playing the music? How would she know about the previous relationship between the barback and server? How has she never heard of NFG? They were loving ubiquitous in the early 2000s. Even if you didn't know their name, you've heard their songs. Nothing says "I'm over you" like staring down your ex while playing music assuring him that you're over him and don't think about him at all
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# ¿ Mar 28, 2018 03:41 |
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life is killing me posted:Ok so out of curiosity I looked up Fluevog, as I’ve never heard of Fluevog. These are the things she's bragging about https://www.fluevog.com/shop/4964-bardot-blue-gold That's certainly a color.
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# ¿ Mar 29, 2018 05:00 |
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THE BIG DOG DADDY posted:I tried making weed butter for the first time a couple months ago because my dog got pancreatitis and was losing weight from not eating. Only after making it did I do the research to see that 1. You shouldn't drug your dog and 2. High fat consumption is bad for pancreatitis. So I decided to scrap that idea and make a couple cookies with it instead. I ate 2/3 of a deece sized cookie at like 7pm and didn't sleep at all that night and was hosed up for like 24 hours. Work was absolutely miserable and I wanted to die. And I've smoked pot since I was 13, basically everyday between age 15-19. Thank you for being a responsible person. My fiancee got a text from her sister "my friend makes pot peanut butter for her dog to help keep the dog calm. Let's do that to ours!" And she sees nothing wrong with giving their little terrier weed.
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# ¿ Apr 2, 2018 18:19 |
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Pththya-lyi posted:So much STDH in this Twitter thread: Is the answer never? Although the excited little kid during the new Jurassic World trailer yelling "I WANT TO SEE THAT ONE!" was pretty
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# ¿ Apr 11, 2018 18:11 |
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I will never go back to the old free for all days of finding a seat. Reserved seating with the nice recliners has spoiled me.
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# ¿ May 25, 2018 11:30 |
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Araenna posted:Huh, haven't seen that in my area at all. Most be somewhat regional? Like, we have Regal and everything, none of them do. Maybe for RPX they might? I never pay extra for those, just 3d. I know the normal ones never do that though. There's two Regals near me one has the nice recliner seats with assigned seating and looks like a good place to go. The other is right off the highway and looks like some dilapidated hell pit that does not.
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# ¿ May 25, 2018 14:48 |
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And now people are handing him money. Some restaurant reached out and went bro you can have a job and a $1k sign on bonus for working for us. And Alex Jones gave him $3k
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# ¿ May 28, 2018 15:10 |
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Zelder posted:coworker 1 is fat as hell And too drat sensitive. "Oh poo poo a coworker made a mistake let me get fired for assault!"
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# ¿ Jun 2, 2018 17:38 |
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So the writer invented a story about a popular very pretty girl getting owned by a pretty Tumblr girl and didn't even run after her to get a phone number or become friends or anything?
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# ¿ Jun 2, 2018 17:55 |
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Splicer posted:Every post referring to the angry Scot as Irish makes the original stdh funnier If I worked with someone who got that angry over something like that I guarantee I would gently caress with them until management had to tell me to cut it off
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# ¿ Jun 2, 2018 19:11 |
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The General posted:I will admit I didn't go to college, but wouldn't/shouldn't parents stay out of orientation? When I went parents had their own separate events that day. I think the parents one was mostly trying to assure them that college was safe and not at all full of sexual assaults, underage drinking, theft and violence. Of course my campus gave everyone a safety whistle and campus police said during orientation that tasers were allowed and advised buying one so I don't know how much I believe what they told parents
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# ¿ Jun 4, 2018 19:49 |
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tpink posted:This is some next-level sad poo poo, Jesus. I mean I fully believe that one is real.
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# ¿ Jun 12, 2018 00:26 |
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jodai posted:No, for some reason, sometimes a coupon that's supposed to be two dollars off of a five dollar item works for the dollar version of the item and then a coupon queen Facebook group will spread that info around. Most cashiers don't notice or care but if the store catches on, they'll start checking coupons. It's one of the reasons I'm glad I got out of retail. One of the women I used to work with would coupon. I mean cool you got 10 bottles of Head and Shoulders for like $2 but why? What do you need with that much?
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# ¿ Jun 19, 2018 15:02 |
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Double edit: no I wasn't reading is hard. Len has a new favorite as of 22:26 on Jun 19, 2018 |
# ¿ Jun 19, 2018 22:21 |
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Zelder posted:God I would give anything to click that read more button quote:I remember a similar incident:
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# ¿ Jun 19, 2018 23:07 |
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life is killing me posted:Ok someone please explain to me what a Pop is, that whole thing was an imbroglio of inside jokes no one outside his particular HT would understand and also HT sucks. I cringe when I see a person ostensibly in his or her 20s wearing a, "I used to be schizophrenic but we're okay now" shirt or some such Funko Pops. Those little plastic figures that cost about $10each that are in almost every store? Basically the new beanie babies
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# ¿ Jul 12, 2018 23:11 |
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Elysiume posted:Funko Pops are horrid and any time I'm at a convention there's sure to be several booths selling rare Pops for $100-$500. There are few of them I'd even take for free; they're so ugly. For some reason some have value. A guy I know sold three and got the $500 he needed to fix his central air. I have a few because hey they're $10 but Jesus the people who collect them have brain worms.
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# ¿ Jul 13, 2018 00:52 |
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yeah I eat rear end posted:I know it's fake, but it still doesn't make any sense. Nobody prepays for gas unless their car is already at the pump. It's not unheard of for the wage slaves to put the money on the wrong pump but typically that isn't noticed until after the person has pumped and drove off. Or maybe it was a guy who ran out of gas and had to walk to the station to buy a gas can. While paying for the can they prepaid on a pump but someone pulled up before they got out to fill the can.
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# ¿ Jul 17, 2018 09:52 |
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kazil posted:Stop. I mean I worked at a gas station for almost three years. I saw people get their gas pumped by someone else on numerous occasions. The only unbelievable part is everything past "I pumped someone's gas"
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# ¿ Jul 17, 2018 21:52 |
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Bertrand Hustle posted:Because efficiency is what drives English teachers when planning lessons. 8th grade we did Romeo and Juliet alternating roles. Then once we hit 12 grade AP English we did Glass Menagerie with assigned roles. The guy who did the girl did his best Carl from Aqua Teen Hunger Force and the guy who was the male suitor put on a falsetto. Edit: we did Othello the same way but nothing memorable sticks out from that one.
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# ¿ Jul 19, 2018 22:22 |
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DavidAlltheTime posted:poo poo that didn't happen: covering an entire shakespeare play in mine Englishe classe. It's incredibly important that the students don't enjoy anything they're forced to read and thus grow up thinking reading is awful and bad. That was the way I was taught in school and it should remain that way drat it.
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# ¿ Jul 21, 2018 02:07 |
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Breitbart Is Rightbart posted:https://twitter.com/thunt59/status/1029530308713033728?s=19 My friend had the same flip phone from 2008 to 2016
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# ¿ Aug 28, 2018 11:26 |
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Jerry Cotton posted:Some ten years ago one January I penned in "YEARLY SHOWER" in my sister's work calendar at just before Christmas welp that's my calendar prank story and also who the gently caress doesn't use Outlook calendar anyway in loving 2018 it's not tied to your loving phone Presumably people who don't have Outlook. But who doesn't have some form of cloud based calendar? Like you have an Android device? Congrats you have Google calendar. Everything is there now. I assume iOS has a similar thing but that's a good smart design decision so it probably doesn't
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# ¿ Aug 28, 2018 17:19 |
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# ¿ May 13, 2024 02:49 |
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burial posted:Ha. That’s interesting. Around here, most stations have cameras but but don’t actually bother to record anything (at least with the outside ones.) Somebody backed into my car WHILE I WAS LEANING AGAINST THE OTHER SIDE OF IT PUMPING At the one I worked at regular employees didn't have the option to go to the cameras and roll them back I believe it was a terminable offense. Not that it mattered because we had 2 black and white cameras that had to cover the entire parking lot, all 12 pumps, so you couldn't see anything anyway
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# ¿ Sep 4, 2018 01:22 |