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Mountaineer posted:I'm the mother and daughter standing at the exit door patiently listening to this monologue. I believe this one, on the condition that he used quotation marks correctly to denote the only part he actually said out loud. Subsequently,
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"I didn't think anything of it until after we took his blood" Things a good doctor says
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Fathis Munk posted:With bonus artifacting Who would read this and not agree with the professor 100%
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That definitely falls under the category of "probably happened but why are you telling me"
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It's definitely important to the story that she's attractive...
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Yeah just look at how shook they are about Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez already.
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RoboRodent posted:I loving hate the clapping emoji. It's mostly used in a context of "I'm sharing my lovely opinion but I'm clapping so now you can't argue with me!!!" Post this on Twitter as 2 separate tweets
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They're just rebelling against the Mosaic laws about how to deal with skin blemishes. I don't need to go to no priest!
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Zaphod42 posted:I kid you not any time something ends in 69 at least 4 of my co-workers will say "nice". They even use the picture of the dude from South Park saying 'nice'. Irony is dead. They are probably doing it ironically, but there's basically no way to distinguish between that and just plain doing it. See also the entire alt-right.
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"They died so you could have the right to speak freely! SO SHUT UP!"
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It's a cool and good thing to do, but there are also a lot of people who do everything in their power to make it sound as creepy as possible.
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oldpainless posted:Giving someone an antique cello for doing some juggling seems like a bad trade on their part. More like oldcellist
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If he were really such a magnificent specimen, he should be wearing double the underwear when he goes to the gym. Gotta keep that stuff locked down.
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That is legit disturbing and I have no trouble believing it happened, not sure why it's posted here.
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Like the proverbial mother who lifts a car to save her child, so does the forum poster bend reality to save their STDH.
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snack eater posted:another ignorant person gets pwned Image that didn't happen
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"I could hear slight gasps and whispers which were probably about me"
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Skwirl posted:Chuck Schumer confirmed it happened pretty much exactly like that. To be fair, it seemed too stupid to be true. To be harsh, I should really be used to that by now.
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oldpainless posted:Everybody wants to tax the poo poo out of the rich but wait until you get rich and then see how you feel! More like oldpenniless
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That is one pro meltdown right therekimbo305 posted:Strikes me as strange that a 9yo (and the younger kid) has a phone Yeah I have some questions about her anti-capitalist credentials Sir Lemming has a new favorite as of 18:57 on Feb 14, 2019 |
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Hey, just because it didn't happen to you doesn't mean it didn't happen #stdhprivilege
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dovetaile posted:No goddamn 5 year old talks like this, idgaf how many "animes" you'd watch If they went through all this trouble to write a fake story about not believing in a thing called love, they could've at least made it a jukebox musical set to The Darkness
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And that tour guide's name was...
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May 13, 2019 13:17
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Wow, it literally ends with the woman making him a sandwich
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Yeah it's a troll of the "just freaking lying" variety
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Jul 14, 2019 22:34
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Not the most outlandish story, but if he were embarrassed wouldn't he just say "I need it for like, a monster costume" without the added information that's ultimately not relevant
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felch me daddy jr. posted:That STDH genre has a long history. I guess it's different if your target audience is racist and you're just throwing that in to trigger them
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Saw this on community FB page, it's so bad I almost think it's a parody, but it doesn't really go for it. I think I got brain damage just reading it. No, I did not crop it.
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isoprenaline posted:“And the very next day I dawned dead.” And then John was a zombie
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This really reads like one of those mjq jazz bar posts, or whatever their name was
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NO gently caress YOU DAD posted:I have a wicked facial scar that I got from skipping breakfast How'd you get that scar, tough guy? Eating pineapple?
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Knormal posted:Having your kids burn plastics is a good way to ensure the survival of the Republican party into the next generation. Maybe they're burning copies of his movies to give to all their friends? Oh wait, nobody has physical media players anymore. So I guess that means Unfortunately, everyone I know is about to turn our backs to the Rock. We used to be huge fans. My children have already started burning his movie's. Such a sad day to hear rock say this. My teen's took this really hard. Figured he was smarter than this.
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and then John was a father
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Oct 1, 2020 12:58
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I'm glad the 5 and 11 year old were able to sneak out before the story ended
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I would say she's already gotten bored with raging about Dr. Seuss and is desperately flailing for the next controversy... but they will never get bored of the Dr. Seuss thing
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